Love, Hannity Style
Love, Hannity Style
[Ed. Note: To clear up any confusion, this is not a parody. These are actual profiles clipped from Hannity's website.]
Sean Hannity: Author. Television Talking Head. Radio Host. Pimp Daddy?
It’s true. Sean Hannity is trying his hand as matchmaker with Hannidate 2005, a dating service hosted on his Web site. If you’ve always been curious about romance, right-wing style, here’s what you’ve been missing:
NO CAVITY CREEPS!
Name: Gary
Location: OH
Age: 32
I live close to Dayton, Ohio. I am a 32 single white male. I am a smoker. I weigh in at 170 and stand at 5′-11″ Dayton has a lot of liberal women which I am tired of dating. Help me find a republican woman. Below is what kind of describes myself in a nutshell …. Some find me hot, some not. You decide. I have good morals and values and I am of a conservative nature. …I have all my teeth and brush them… Someone who isn’t a control freak. Good personal hygiene and has all their teeth and no rotten black teeth. I see this way too much and I find it a turn off…
WHOO HOO! WHERE ARE ALL THE WILD RIGHT-WING BOOOOOOYS?!
Name: Anna
Location: TX
Age: 42
About who I’m looking for–Fun, outdoorsy, moral, early riser, clean. Boy scout with a wild side. (*_~) Please don’t over-analyze me–half the time ‘I’ don’t know what I’m thinking. Or WHY. Great kisser–yes, you must be that. Christian, obviously. Brilliant, witty, patience of a saint, and so on and so forth. If this is multiple choice, I’m choosing ALL OF THE ABOVE this time.
STAY AWAY YOU LIBERAL HUSSIES
Name: Mark
Location: ?
Age: 49
I am a 49 year old truck driver. Divorced, one daughter, 18, looking for a LADY, 45 to 55 years old, no tatoos, no body piercings except ears, but most importantly NOT LIBERAL (lady and not liberal kind of go hand in hand, don’t they?).
ALL I WANT IS MY VERY OWN GIPPER. IS THAT SO WRONG?
Name: Krista
Location: MI
Age: 36
I love this country and I support our President. I saw him three times this past year, twice on the campaign trail and once at the inauguration. I cried when Reagan died…one of my favorite books is “I love you, Ronnie” – Ronald Reagan’s love letters to Nancy Reagan. I want the kind of love that Nancy and Ronald Reagan had…
ISO: NONWHITE, RIGHT-WING, EVIL CONSERVATIVE MRS. CLAUS
Name: Eric
Location: NM
Age: 23
My friends would describe me as funny, charismatic, cute, intelligent, strong, caring, gentile, romantic, honourable, and an all around great guy. A phrase that would best describe me is that I have a wine taste, but live on a beer budget…I’m a news and politics Junky. Conservative Fo Life! I m a part of the vast Right Wing Evil Conservative Conspiracy (i.e. a Conservative College Republican and Patriot). And, my favorite politician is the Colossus of Independency, John Adams! I m looking for a woman that is a Conservative that doesn t smoke and who is not White. If you made it past that sentence and you think that I m somebody that you would like to get to know, then let’s talk.
HOBBIES: SHOOTING BAMBI WITH BLONDES
Name: Dave
Location: OR
Age: 40
My name is Dave, 40 years old, 6-1, 200 lbs, single, I live and work in Junction City, Oregon… yes there are nice, smart… red people that live around Eugene Oregon! All I want from this is to kill deer with Ann Coulter someday…
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February 25th, 2005 at 4:35 pmHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
PATHETIC
February 24th, 2005 at 6:20 pm“We met through Sean Hannity!”
Oy oy oy oy oy. Friends don’t let friends date wingnuts.
February 24th, 2005 at 6:29 pmThank you for the afternoon laugh- just what I needed!
February 24th, 2005 at 6:34 pmIncredible!!
February 24th, 2005 at 6:35 pmHi my name is Cletus. I listen to Sean Hannity 3 hours a day. Uh, I was drinking some bourbon that I made in the shed, and maybe I had too much, cuz Jesus told me that I could find my match on hannitydate2005. I am 5′11″, a lean 342 pounds. I have great dentures. I am looking for a woman with strong morals, who loves Jesus, ain’t a Jew or a Negro, and who takes in in the pooper. Call me
February 24th, 2005 at 6:54 pmThings I learned from this page. People in Ohio don’t brush their teeth! Women in Texas want a moral boy scout who’s still a sex pig? A conservative truck driver who believes divorce is ok. People in funny hats are stalkers who need to have a restraining oders issued against them. While trying to find a date, people in Oregon will not for the life of them put on a coat and tie!
February 24th, 2005 at 7:02 pmWOW, Is there a fee for this gem of a tool, I refuse to go to his site.
February 24th, 2005 at 7:16 pmI had sex with a wing-nut once. Booooorrrring! All she wanted to do was lay there… for real fun, go with a liberal
February 24th, 2005 at 7:20 pmi loathe current republican behavior, thinking and expression to the very core of my being. i’m a lefty, and an occasional blogger–e.g., my bonafides are hopefully established. i am not a troll. having said that, this is in terrible taste–who the fuck is thinkprogress or anyone else to judge people’s desire for companionship? honestly, this makes me sick. think progress is doing neither with this. apologize to hannity’s listerners/posters (and especially those whose e-mail addresses have been intentionally exposed to people who would only mock them), apologize to hannity (AHHHHHHHHHHH fuck you for making me have to type that sentence).
we are trying to convince some of these people that progressive liberal thinking is worth looking into. this will result in the antithesis of what we really want–a better world based on shared understanding and humanity. (GODWIN’S LAW ALERT). you know what, we didn’t indiscriminately kill nazis for being nazis, even though they had done terrible things. we put them in jail, we prosecuted them, we showed them that we were BETTER PEOPLE THAN THEM.
please pull this down.
February 24th, 2005 at 7:28 pmI agree Sean Hannity is a rat of the worst kind, but this is in bad taste and you should be ashamed of yourselves, and leave those folks alone they dont derserve to be harassed, im disappointed in you all.
February 24th, 2005 at 7:57 pmI’m waiting from Sean to profile his buddy — hotmilitarystud.com, wrestlingm4m and usmcpt.com. He’ll get more looks than all the rest of them combined because we know the incidence of closted gay GOP men is very high. That’s why they all love looking at GWB playing dress-up.
February 24th, 2005 at 7:59 pmI keep hoping that conservatives aren’t the idiots that they seem to be. Well, from looking at this, it’s clear they really are horrible people.
February 24th, 2005 at 8:03 pmi’m sorry, and what do your comments, jonas, have to do with posting people’s dating profiles? i’m missing the connection. some behavior is simply non-political asshole bullshit. this is it. believe me, i will fight anyone to the fucking death over my beliefs, which are strongly held and passionately argued. i’ve never backed down from any fight that needed to be fought to defend what i assume are our shared beliefs. having said that, this is bullshit garden variety frat boy behavior, and think progress should be ashamed to be playing at this level. pathetic.
February 24th, 2005 at 8:04 pmI weep for our gene pool. ;(
February 24th, 2005 at 8:10 pmThe problem is we fit into lables too easily. “I only date liberlas” or “I only date conservatives”. The truth is most people have both liberal and conservative characterisitcs.
You may be conservative with finance and socially progressive. Or you may be a big spender and be anti – abortion. We need to look at the things that unite us and not divide us. Stop saying i’ll only talk to “liberals” or “conservatives” .
February 24th, 2005 at 8:13 pmIt’s really not that funny.
February 24th, 2005 at 8:19 pmHey Dave Smith from Junction City, Oregon lives just down the road from me. I wonder if he’s listed…..? Though I doubt he’d be into my kind of fun.
February 24th, 2005 at 8:22 pmHannity is now in the yenta business? Hannity, Hannity make me a match, find me a find, catch me a catch. This is the strangest thing that I have ever seen.
February 24th, 2005 at 8:24 pmI can’t pick a favorite! There’s Krista and her demented tiara; Mark with his long-sleeved modified ref’s jersey, whose strange obsession with non-liberal ladies leaves no question as to why he’s divorced; Gary and his molars; Eric and his jaunty Santa hat …. the mind reels!
February 24th, 2005 at 8:52 pmMe likes a lot. I applaud.
February 24th, 2005 at 8:55 pmRobert –
It’s funny that Hannity set up a dating service. That’s the point. I think the fact that you are comparing this post to “killing nazis for being nazis” shows you are taking it a little too seriously.
February 24th, 2005 at 8:57 pmthanks be to Judd – maybe if these folks find love, maybe they will turn on and tune out? Or maybe just start their own web escort service in between gigs at the White House press room?
February 24th, 2005 at 9:11 pm“maybe if these folks find love, maybe they will turn on and tune out?”
Good Lord, no. They’ll just reproduce! Hannity must be stopped!
February 24th, 2005 at 9:57 pmDo you think the putz’ll ever find a nonwhite Right-wing woman, aside from the likes of neo-fascist Michell Maglalangadingdong?
February 24th, 2005 at 9:57 pmI know I haven’t seen one.
And Adams was the tax-and-spend elitist of his time, donchaknow. It was Jefferson’s side that advocated limited government. But Adams was a ’servative, and TJ was one of dem libruls, so…
February 24th, 2005 at 9:59 pmRon: You’d think a right-wing gal will be wild from repression, but no…
Oh wait – that’s the wingnut MEN. Like, you know, JimmyJeff.
February 24th, 2005 at 10:01 pm[All I want from this is to kill deer with Ann Coulter someday]
February 24th, 2005 at 10:37 pmWell, you’d have to swing her over your head real fast, but I bet you could get up enough speed to bring a deer down with her…
Just think. These people may get together and breed.
February 24th, 2005 at 10:46 pmPlease don’t over-analyze me–half the time ‘I’ don’t know what I’m thinking. Or WHY.
Pretty much describes the right-wing conservative type.
February 24th, 2005 at 10:47 pmWhat is the likelihood that Sean will bring gay couples together? He’s always shown so much graphic interest in gay lifestyles… Maybe it could be a collaborative effort with Rick Santorum…
February 24th, 2005 at 10:58 pmI really like the one who wanted to shoot deer
February 24th, 2005 at 11:03 pmwith Ann Coulter…could there be a better
couple …alive??? HA HA HA HA HA
Wow. A Wing-Nut starts a pimping service. The ‘people’ who join up show just how shallow they are in their views and opinions in 100 words or less. And, according to the earlier poster, Robert, we are not allowed to see what’s funny in this and mock them. We have to be the ‘bigger’ people? Please. The Republicans have a choke-hold on too many people in this country. While we try to be ‘bigger’ people, they are gaining more and more control. It’s amazing how many words you used, and the point was so dilluted and shallow. It is not as simple as that. Throw a liberal in a cage with two republicans and the Pubs will kill first and then tell the corpse how they were right to kill it. Throw a Republican in a cage with two Liberals and they will talk so much the Pub will kill himself. They hate talk. They hate debate. They just want to be smarter, richer, and more powerful than any damn Liberal. It doesn’t matter how ‘better’ we are. The credit will never be defined to us. No, we must be able to stand nose-to-nose with them and not desire anything more than to shame them into the truth. It will be the hardest fucking thing we’ll ever have to do. But, it is the only ‘Better’ way to accomplish our goal. They yell like 50 million unified voices and spew hate at us. Well, we are 50 million strong as well (those, of course, are loosely based on election ‘results’). If we can get off our collective asses and unite our voices, we can blow them away with the truth. Without unity, us Libs have nothing. Fuck being ‘better’ than them. Let’s ‘truth’ them into submission. Too bad it’ll probably never happen that way.
February 24th, 2005 at 11:06 pmTommy,
YOU da best-brudda!
February 24th, 2005 at 11:09 pmWow – I just can’t wait to turn in my Republican Party membership, cancel my subsciption to the Limbaugh Letter, and join ranks with you wonderful thinkers. You liberal ideas are clearly superior to my “neo-fascist” ideas. And you are so much fun. You really know how to joke around and have a good time.
February 24th, 2005 at 11:28 pmSounds like yet another case of life imitating art.
See:
Conservatives Gone Wild: Life Imitates Art at CPAC”
February 24th, 2005 at 11:59 pmWhat idiot subscibes to the Limbaugh Letter!?!
February 25th, 2005 at 12:41 amI didn’t know there was such a thing as a Limbaugh letter. I’m so uncool.
February 25th, 2005 at 1:04 amHello, JOEL ,
February 25th, 2005 at 3:12 amFuture Concentration camp counselor for the newly created nation of ‘Busherica’! It is so nice to hear your comments! Wait…did i hear you correctly? You are going to CANCEL your susbscription to THE LIMBAUGH LETTER?!?!? For the love of BUSH, DON’T DO IT! Where else are you going to draw your HATRED and DISDAIN for anyone who just ‘may’ believe that you could be wrong on a point or two? If you give up RUSH , you give up hope! And, the best part is, once you’re done reading it, you can wipe your ass with it, roll it up, and smack those fuckin liberals until they submit to a Jeff Guckert body cavity search. I’m next in line. How much does he charge for an after-anal body massage?
Uh, I’m going to hold back cutting-and-pasting one of the sadder bits (one woman’s belief that God won the election) to just point out that, while Think Progress has reposted the people’s emails, “HannityDate 2005″ (shudder) actually posts ‘em out in the open on the site. I’ve done online dating before and this is as big of an online faux pas as you get– you usually respond to someone though a form and don’t ever get their email from the actual online service. I’m sure any number of psychos, convicts, con artists and opportunists are emailing them right this instant. Nice work, Sean! What a moron.
February 25th, 2005 at 3:57 amHey these people are truly idiots. I am offended by the comments about Oregonians because of one freak near Eugene! In my neck of the woods we are surrounded by liberals! We speak up and out loudly! I’m sure glad that guy put his picture up so I can recognize him.
February 25th, 2005 at 4:39 amThe thought of a guy whose greatest achievement in life has been to ward off black rotten teeth actually being allowed to breed is truly frightening.
But, all laughing at these pathetic sub-humans aside, your political alignments will not shield you from the fall-out of your foreign policy. The damage has been done, and the worst is yet to come.
February 25th, 2005 at 6:46 amHow very sad this site is. Unhappy people who think they are superior because of their political beliefs. I am reminded of Shakespeare’s immortal words – “The fault, dear friends, lies not in the stars, but within ourselves.”
February 25th, 2005 at 7:00 amDave wants to kill deer with Ann Coulter ? Clever. Economic. No need for gun or munitions: the deer would probably die of shock at the sight of the creature.
February 25th, 2005 at 7:01 amSean Hannity may be the most despicable wingnut of them all, certainly in the media, and anything that he can do to make himself look like a bigger a*&hole is ok with me. Why do todays so-called Conservatives (truly neo-fascists) ignore all the destruction that their President and Congressional majority had caused? Why do they ignore the truth? Their brainwashing seems so complete, their hate of all things “liberal” so mission-like. They must be stopped and pointing out there ignorance and insanity is a start.
February 25th, 2005 at 7:21 amI’ve spent time in the middle east and seen the horrors of war, but this did not prepare me for the truly horrifc right wing Hannity match up site! Honestly thinking that his supporters have found a way to share their DNA is going to keep me up at nights!
February 25th, 2005 at 8:24 amSomeone could have a lot of fun with that site, they publish the emails of all those fine wingnuts in their posting!
February 25th, 2005 at 8:47 amJust think: “For a good time email redneckslut@hotmail.com!
Or wouldn’t it be a shame if those emails were flooded with offers of love and romance from liberals?
Funniest thing ive seen in forever.
But cmon hunting deer with ann coulter? Scaring them to death is cruelty to animals!
And to the hypocritical wingnut whiners I guess calling us and our Decorated War Hero candidate a traitor is “acceptable” but having a chuckle because you are.. well yourselves.. is evil eh? We dont care. Go whine to mommy
February 25th, 2005 at 9:01 amI am disappointed by these choices.I was looking for an angry beady eyed mongoloid- type with greased down Devo hair and a mouth that looks like a proped open septic tank lid.
February 25th, 2005 at 9:25 amHannity thinks he is an authority on all issues
February 25th, 2005 at 9:57 amincludeing dating, one wonders what CHOICEPOINT. has on him….arrest records?
Hannity is now courting the NASCAR fans
as well. I don’t know why any democrat goes on his show.He only invites them so that he may attack them, talk over them and act superior to them. This includes Lonnie Davis,
Bob Beckel and a congresssman from NYC .
Hannity’s Love Boat 2005!
February 25th, 2005 at 9:57 amHannity can play Gopher (or Gerbil) and Guckert can play Captain Stubbing (Stabbing)
I wud lurv a rite wing cristeen wuman un no blaks kikes ur islums neether…
February 25th, 2005 at 10:07 amEvery conservative male’s desire — Ann Coulter –
February 25th, 2005 at 10:11 amshe can also tell you about the heroic Canadians during the Vietnam War.
How sad. Absolutely pathetic. One would think that if you’re going to post a personal ad, you’d take the time to at least do a spell-check. I mean, what is it with all these winger trolls that almost none of them seem to have any familiarity with, say, basic grammar and spelling, let alone a keyboard? Did any of them even attend a school? It’s horrifying to think some of them may actually reproduce.
February 25th, 2005 at 10:16 amone thing about hannity… he may be an idiot, but he’s no fool… he signed a contract with ABC radio for a cool $35million… so much for ABC’s “liberal bias”….
February 25th, 2005 at 10:42 amFor Gawd’s sake, please don’t let these people reproduce!
February 25th, 2005 at 10:48 am300 lb. Dumbfuck from Texas here. Enjoys killin Irackis, shootin’ terrorists and shootin’. Don’t wanna hear no guff about WMD’s from nobody. Saddam was an asshole, so ifin we had to lie our asses off to make a case for gettin’ cheap gas for my big block Chevy, than tuff shit. Lookin’ fer a conservative mute who won’t mind cold nights alone in the menstrual shack. Must know carpentry. Must love Jesus, just like God said to do in the constitooshun. Must hate Unions and Yankees and support corporate dominashun werldwide. You kin find me most evenin’s at the Klan meetin’. I’ll be roastin’ copies of Fahrenheit 911 on the burnin’ cross. Hugz -n- kisses – Billy W. Bob
February 25th, 2005 at 11:00 amSorry, kids, but these people are your Average American Voter. I’m only laughing at this because the only other option is to break down and cry. This is where 30 years of right-wing assault on our educational system have brought us.
BTW, the guy with the clean teeth fetish from Ohio must be hanging around a lot of tweakers. For those of you who don’t get out to Small Town America much, crank is a HUGE problem in most of the country’s rural areas these days. It causes “meth mouth,” a syndrome that leads teeth to break and rot after just a few years of meth use.
That, coupled with the widespread inability to afford regular dental care, means you’ve got a lot of people in working-class America who are starting to lose teeth at an early age.
No, it’s not the America we grew up in — where people got educations, and saw dentists.
February 25th, 2005 at 11:55 amOh come on now, guys. After all the hullabaloo (and real action) over the 04 campaign, can you really get down on the wingers for getting into the art of making bootyshaking connections though their fabvorite high priest? It’s natural. It’s beautiful. It’s the essance of human connection. I wouldn’t touch that action with a 10-foot pole, but people in glass houses…
February 25th, 2005 at 12:08 pmComment by STEPHEN KRIZ  February 25th, 2005 @ 7:00 am
are you talking about this site, or the people who are looking for only conservatives because they think liberals are too stoopid for them?
February 25th, 2005 at 12:11 pmI think I will stay away from the door knobs at my republican friend’s homes. Yeesssshhuuukk!
February 25th, 2005 at 12:22 pmThis is why I love the Internets. You just can’t make this stuff up…..
February 25th, 2005 at 12:28 pmThe real tragedy of this is that these are mostly working-class folks who, 30 years ago, would have been straight-ticked Democratic voters.
If you look closely, these ads reveal volumes about the things that matter to them. Instead of making fun of them, we should be using our oh-so-superior liberal intellects to suss out what those things are.
If they’re poor, ill-educated, or worried about basic hygiene issues, that’s not something to make fun of. In fact, it’s precisely the kind of thing that Democrats have always had sympathy for. WE are the ones who have promoted good education, living wages, and health care for all, remember?
I find it appalling that we are now making fun of the very same people who, in our better days, we used to go to the wall to fight for. I know: those fights were such a hassle, and we’re all post-hassle now. It’s sooo much easier, and more sophisticated, to simply laugh at the rubes than help them.
But if this is all the understanding and compassion the Liberal Elite can muster for the average working-class American, it’s no fucking wonder that they won’t vote for our candidates any more.
I’m ashamed of all of you. And Mr. Podesta: if cutting off your nose to spite your own face is your idea of how “American Progress” happens, then you are not worthy of my support.
February 25th, 2005 at 12:41 pmIt’s too bad Dubaya couldn’t fund his “No Child Left Behind” program. From the looks of this WE REALLY NEED IT!!
February 25th, 2005 at 12:50 pmIt’s too bad Dubaya couldn’t fund his “No child left behind” legislation. From the looks of this WE REALLY NEED IT! I always thought if you had to mention your religion you had a problem. If you have to mention hygiene …… It is so sad that Republicans are unable to form an independent thought. They need Rush and Sean for instruction. God, pray for them, all of them.
February 25th, 2005 at 12:55 pmHey, lets reach out to these people, sure the is internet gold, but lets do something that maybe win back some of these people. Email a few and tell them that they should take down their email address for the pure sense of safety and convenience and wish them luck (and be really nice about it). And don’t forget to tell them that you are a liberal. Let’s show them that the only ones looking out for them are the liberals!
February 25th, 2005 at 1:02 pmThis is not funny. These are the future Brown Shirts and SS . You had better be nice or you may end up sleeping 6 to a bunk instead of five and may be passed over for delousing.
February 25th, 2005 at 1:10 pmHave you got anyone along the lines of say a Jeff Gannon?
Hourly rates are?
February 25th, 2005 at 1:31 pmA Hannity man believes his erection is a liberal conspiracy by feminists to force christians to “stand up” for the Vagina Monologues. The Hannity woman is not afraid to have conservative beliefs “shoved down her throat” if you know what I mean.
February 25th, 2005 at 1:35 pmI would like to volunteer these patriots for duty in Iraq. They would be extremely useful as human sandbags, mine detectors, or in depleted uranium clean up.
February 25th, 2005 at 1:56 pmI agree with a few of the comments here; that it is plain wrong to make fun of others just because they have different beliefs. I think we should all extend a jumbo smoked summer sausage to these folks.
February 25th, 2005 at 2:09 pmWOW! That’s what is leading this country into the ground. Women and men who don’t take care of their teeth. Shooting Bambi (for food, ever heard of the butcher) for what? Need woman that don’t speak their minds and wipe guys asses. Wanting a Nancy Reagan guy. Man I don’t think I’m really missing anything in that party of winners.
February 25th, 2005 at 2:20 pmAm writing in support of those who found this to be unneccesary and in bad taste. No believer in the ideals of The Enlightenment should mock individuals for their personal tastes. We can never expect to enjoy any liberty we are not willing to extend to others – this is the heart of democracy and is as hard to live up to as its close counterpart “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you”.
February 25th, 2005 at 2:37 pmIf I had the courage to post an ad on ANY dating service, I sincerely would not want it to be made fun of by being posted anywhere else. I submit you would not either.
I know how tempting this sort of thing is; the poor grammar, the hostility towards those of us labeled “liberals”, etc. may make an easy target – but not necessarily a proper one.
Tomas H.
February 25th, 2005 at 2:59 pmYou have to laugh to keep from crying.It is not the individuals that are being made fun of as much as those they support .I believe they are the real target of this humor.I don’t think it will be too far in the future that your enlightened attitude will turn to outrage and anger. If what is going on in this country has not already upset you then I guess you are just one of the perfect sheeple.
Conservative wild boy? Contradictory at best. Date an englishman.
February 25th, 2005 at 3:10 pmMark has “issues” with liberal women. What’s the matter, Marky, didn’t the hussy tramp your daddy married inspire you to like and respect women?
February 25th, 2005 at 3:14 pmGo back to telling your 18 year old daughter what a dirty little tramp she is. LOL I’m guessing cause she’s a conservative she’s only been with about 50 men by now.
Unfortumately some of these people will meet and procreate. I said procreate because they wouldn’t admit to fucking.
February 25th, 2005 at 3:28 pmwhy are all these “conservative” “christian” “moral” folks single?
Most seem to be middle aged, divorced, etc.
Why can’t they keep it together?
February 25th, 2005 at 3:30 pmHi! My name is Jack, and I’m looking for a conservative couple to swap with. We’ve tried sex parties but they’re overrun by liberals! We need a good conservative couple with a lot to lose – discretion is important in the bedroom and the boardroom!
But please… no crying when we all get naked. It’s such a turn off!
February 25th, 2005 at 3:40 pmHoly good lordy lordy lord lord! More sparkling testimonies to the freakishness of humankind!
February 25th, 2005 at 3:41 pmmust. keep. conservative bloodline pure…
February 25th, 2005 at 3:48 pmthis is gross.
February 25th, 2005 at 4:10 pmWow, this is some funny stuff! Thanks, and keep up the good work.
February 25th, 2005 at 4:15 pmHow dare you all! These are the chosen ones in America who will spread democracy throughout the world, much like a farmer spreads manure on his fields. They will beat democracy into you until you wise up and freely choose it.
February 25th, 2005 at 4:35 pmwhat I find amusing is that the guy who’s so obsessed with teeth is a smoker. I can’t imagine his own teeth will be so great for so long… :)
February 25th, 2005 at 4:43 pmWhere are all the wild- right wing boys, Anna? It’s kinda hard to be wild when you have a big stick up your ass.
February 25th, 2005 at 5:01 pmI suspect that none of these people could find anybody with a brain who would go out with them, hence they are considering the alternative.
February 25th, 2005 at 6:17 pmWell, okay, they don’t want to actually date a BRAIN, but you know what I meant….
February 25th, 2005 at 6:33 pm“‘Please don’t over-analyze me–half the time ‘I’ don’t know what I’m thinking. Or WHY.’
Pretty much describes the right-wing conservative type. ”
Reminds me of something a conservative
friend of mine said, one of those jokes-that-wasn’t-really-a-joke:
“I know it doesn’t make any sense –
February 25th, 2005 at 6:46 pmthat’s why I LIKE it!”
They, they, us, them, these, those, he, him, hers, she’s, what’s what? Let’s all get together, conservatives, liberals, and moderates, and blow our brains out. Since it seems nobody can see over the fence into the other’s yard, we may as well impale ourselves upon that fence.
February 25th, 2005 at 8:07 pmI’ll let you into my yard Herzy. You can clean up after my St. Bernard. You are vey wise.
February 25th, 2005 at 8:23 pmI’d like to comment on the comment #9. I used to agree with you that we should take a stand with dignity and show them who the better person is, but for the most part all thats gotten us are losses. I for one, am sick of losing because they play dirty and we don’t. I think its time that we change “be the better person.” to “beat them at their own game.” And if that game gets a little dirty then let so be it. Just a thought.
February 25th, 2005 at 8:31 pmMegadittos or is that megadildos, no matter, I agree with #94.
February 25th, 2005 at 9:36 pmEureka!! After reading these profiles I have come to a conclusion. W is opposed to stem cell research and human science in general due to the fact mutant genetics is the conservative base. Why fix what is already broken. It also explains why a healthy environment is so unimportant.
February 25th, 2005 at 9:46 pmLove, American Style
February 25th, 2005 at 10:32 pmThe thinking progressives and progressive thinkers over at Think Progress take a holiday from such activities with a bit of new-style red-baiting. Seems Sean Hannity has added a dating service to his …
Love, American Style
February 25th, 2005 at 10:32 pmThe thinking progressives and progressive thinkers over at Think Progress take a holiday from such activities with a bit of new-style red-baiting. Seems Sean Hannity has added a dating service to his …
repubs are s tupid. Bush sux dick, does too
February 25th, 2005 at 10:36 pmI went through most of those pics. A few things I noticed 1. Every picture I saw was a white person. 2. Quite a few military people one of whom was in his uniform on a political pundits website. Imagine if you will Franken came up with an idea like this for the liberal side and a liberal soldier put their pic and bio on there looking for a liberal there would be hell to pay if anyone found out…but it’s ok as long as you do it on a republican site. 3. They all have some strange obsession with Reagan. 4. They all must state they are Christian and I think being born again gets you bonus points. 5. The average age was 35. 6. In the words of Archie Bunker they seem to “dead from the neck up…Meatheads.”
February 26th, 2005 at 12:51 amOne girl said she had been a “born again Christian since age 5.” WTF. Since when do Kindergartners posess the mental capacity to understand the idea of eternal damnation. Children barely understand the concept of anything past the number 10 at that point. Who in the hell is she kidding? I hate RELIGION…
February 26th, 2005 at 12:54 amHannity should further limit his potential daters to less than simply conservative. Who knows what that means anyway? Maybe he should limit it to “no-neck” conservatives like himself. Sort of lessen the universe of potential date seekers.
February 26th, 2005 at 1:46 amSure, Robert Green–if that is your real name–we might very well alienate some Right wingers. God, I hope so. It’d definitely lower the chances of having to make awkward conversation with the likes of these knotheads.
And Robert, you say we didn’t indiscrimately kill Nazis? Maybe. But we sure indiscriminately killed Germans (and their prisoners). Ever heard of Dresden?
February 26th, 2005 at 2:46 amOooooh, Jeff (#103) — touche. Take Robert down like the Beeattcchhh he is!
February 26th, 2005 at 3:20 amCheck out the profile for Gary the dental hygiene guy. He says he likes NASCAR and intellectual conversation. Bwahaha!
February 26th, 2005 at 7:02 amTHIS HAS GOT TO BE THE STUPIDEST, MOST-DESPERATE PLOY YET BY LAME RIGHTIES!!!
Only a closet,gay perverted pretty-boy like Hannity would come up with this idea where ike-minded narrow, shallow, self-deceiving idiots could ferret each other out in the vain attempt to procreate future Hitler-youth guising it as love. I knew that Hannity was a bigoted,self-aggrandising fool—-but its equally apparent that his admirers are worst!!
February 26th, 2005 at 8:36 amI can’t help wondering why the twenty-somethings on that site are looking for some hot wingnut kanoodling stateside when they could be serving their country in…I don’t know, IRAQ. Well, actually, I don’t wonder at all. They’re a bunch of sunshine patriot chickenhawk pansies like their heroes, Hannity, Liebaugh, Cheney, Ashcroft, Gingrich….
February 26th, 2005 at 9:59 amHere’s an idea for all you sex starved right-wing yee-ha boys who can’t find a date. Date each OTHER-who better than the mirror image of yourself? Best part is, you cannot reproduce-then your kind will die off!
February 26th, 2005 at 10:49 amThat thought makes me hot with desire for a progressive guy with a “Bush has fucked-up EVERYTHING” sign at an anti-war protest. THAT’s the kinda Daddy I want my babies to have….
All of you pathetic liberals need to come down from your ivory towers and get a fucking clue! You spout the same hatred that you condem conservatives for spouting. What hypocracy! I am a proud conservative who is at least honest enough with myself to point out my own flaws. You elitist assholes are just as racist, bigoted, and homophobic as we are, but you hide it behind your so called compassion and tolerance. It is people like me who are the backbone of this country. We go to work everyday, we go to church, we pay our taxes(unwillingly), and we love this country! So all of you commie/America hating/blame America first/maggot infested hippies can kiss my conservative/gun owning/deer hunting/Hannity and Limbaugh listening ass!!!!!!! What have any of you ever contributed to society other than going to protest rallies to show of the anti-Bush sign you spent all night making. You want to know why Republicans never go to protest rallies? Because we all have jobs to go to!! We go to work everyday to keep this economy moving and then we get a chunk of our hard earned money basically illegally confiscated from us by a bunch of socialist bureaucrats who use our money to buy the votes of a bunch of non-producers who sit on their asses all day waiting for a govrnment handout. That is why you libs keep losing elections. People like me are fed up with people like all of you telling us how to live our lives and how to spend our money!!! We are in charge now so get over it!!!
February 26th, 2005 at 10:54 amSee how pissed the sexually repressed get? Rage, rage, rage…he’s still gets a little unhinged when he thinks about how his good, conservative, church-going ex-wife (who left him for the church organ player) used to say “Ted, Pull my nightgown back down when your done”.
February 26th, 2005 at 11:06 amHasn’t had it since, but then those liberal girls are such whores, he thinks to his conservative self. Even though he really wanted his wife to give him a blow job, only whores should really be asked to do such a “dirty” in Ted’s mind.
You won the election? Who cares, Ted? We know what this is really all about….
Progressive joke of the day: What do Evangelicals, African-americans, Baptists, Catholics, Rednecks and “Moderate” Republicans Latinos and Jews all have in common? In fact W used this issue to bring them all together….Answer: Their mutually shared hatred of homosexuals-sorry, it isn’t really funny.
Hate to tell you Ted, but I am a very happily married, sexual woman.
February 26th, 2005 at 11:46 amMy 20 year-old son is fighting your war- so cowards like you can steal oil for your kind, instead of buying it or finding another fuel source.
I have PLENTY of reasons to think you Repubs are sick warmongers with psychotic problems -the rest of the world sees this too-it is you who thinks a good ass kickin’ will solve the worlds problems. My son is man enough to not think like you and HE is an AMERICAN HERO. He knows force should be used judiciously-as it is rarely the answer.
And by the way, my husband would like to kick your ass-but he’ll calm down and forget about it when I give him what you don’t get -and sorry to disappoint you, but I have been an attractive female for all 41 of my years….and I pray everynight that your kind gets the exposure you so richly deserve. Your false rightousness you must answer for, and I sleep well, knowing that indeed you will…
Ted, you love your country but pay your taxes only unwillingly? Of course, stupidity and bigotry always go together. (They’re usually accomanied by cowardice, too.) But at least you admit you’re a bigot. Just curious: in what branch of the military did you serve?
February 26th, 2005 at 12:06 pmTim, would you call 12 years in the Marine Corps a cowardly act? When I think of all the ragheads I wasted in Desert Storm and all the sacrifices made by people in the armed forces in general so commie pukes like you and mstfd can be protesters makes me sick!
February 26th, 2005 at 12:28 pmTed, I guess we can add liar to stupid, cowardly bigot. You couldn’t have served in Desert Storm because the Corps doesn’t accept lower primates as recruits. How come you’re not at work?
February 26th, 2005 at 1:02 pmTim, what have you ever done for your country, other than criticize it ?
February 26th, 2005 at 1:08 pmKrista or Anna I’d luv to have a date with either of youns. I’ll trade you a box slim jims a duck call sum homemade beef jerky and a prayer card fur a date . I’ll wear my dark blue suit my red tie and I wont make fun of no minorties. I also promise not to touch myself much when wer tagether.
February 26th, 2005 at 2:57 pmDave from Oregon, I now know why you refer to your own kind as red people. You ‘re drenched in blood, proud of it, and at this point can’t wash it off.
February 26th, 2005 at 3:18 pmTed, show me where I’ve criticized my country. I do criticize hatemongering dullards who don’t have the courage of their convictions. Not that I owe you any sort of answer, but unlike your heroes, I served in the Army (when it wasn’t popular to do so–people weren’t giving up first-class airline seats to those of us in uniform), I vote, I work hard and willingly pay my taxes.
February 26th, 2005 at 3:20 pm#109 — i am always blown away by people who say “…we pay our taxes(unwillingly), and we love this country…”
how can you love your country yet “unwillingly” pay taxes? i love my house but if I don’t occasionally spend some money to maintain it, i am not going to have it very long. you might want to do some reserach into where your tax dollars go. i think you might be surprised. you also might look at what these “entitlement” programs you hate so much really are, what they cost in $, who they help and think about what kind of country you want to live in. i want to live in a country which helps share the burden, i guess you want to live in a country where the big dog wins. i shudder at the civilization-breaking horror of the prospect.
February 26th, 2005 at 3:25 pmTed thinks that he and is like are in charge now and he gets to spend his money like he wants to. I’m wondering if he wrote to Georgie to urge him to pass a 600 billion dollar prescription drug benefit. It would seem he wouldn’t support that but you never know.
February 26th, 2005 at 4:19 pmKaren Marie, excellent point, but you’re wrong about one thing. In the world they think they want to inhabit, Ted and his ilk would not be the big dogs.
February 26th, 2005 at 4:49 pmYou made your point Ted. Calm down, and don’t forget to brush your tooth tonight.
February 26th, 2005 at 4:58 pmThe fact that Mr. Hannity would include something like this on his web site speaks for itself. But, as the french say: “Chacon ca sont gout!” (i.e., To each his own taste) Sean would love that. Anyway, it’s all just a waste of space and our (liberals, progressives, democrats) time would be better spent on something more constructive.
February 26th, 2005 at 5:17 pmI would agree with those who say this is in poor taste. If there can be dating sites for people seeking other homosexuals, people seeking S&M partners, and people seeking extramarital affairs, certainly there can be one for right wing, extremist, proto-fascists.
February 26th, 2005 at 6:17 pmHowever, that said, I must confess that I did find amusing the cognitive dissonance inherent to the person who actually included this line: “Internet dating services are for losers, but Hannity may really have something here…”.
I wonder who has bigger macho shoulder pads in his jacket Sean Hannity, John Siegenthaler of NBC or Wolfowitz.
February 26th, 2005 at 7:11 pmAs a centrist, I find this disturbing. Please take this down, this is completely mean spirited sectionalist bullshit. It’s not funny either.
February 27th, 2005 at 2:27 amMe want Kristian right-wing woman to wash my sheets and raise my children with hate.
February 27th, 2005 at 2:47 amMy comment is to Ted-the moron. I am an ex navy diver, my little brother was in the navy during the first gulf war, my sister retired a 20 year navy veteran and even my grandmother was a female marine in WII. Most of my cousins were in the navy too, except one who was a green beret and didnt make it back from Nam. . I served about the same time when to-stupid-to-be-president was AWOL. That said, if I had a son, I would break his legs before I let him join the military to to the dirty work of the Bush crime family. Today our military is killing many innocent civilians in our name and none of these crimes are to protect the United States or our allies. It is sad, but we have become the bully in the world and those like Ted who won’t admit it and make up bs to make themselves feel good about our sorry state of affairs, are just cowards. Do not confuse my being against illegal wars based on lies and deception as meaning that I am a pacifist. If I met the likes of Ted and he gave me any of his bs I would re-educate him in short order. Ted, you and your ilk better watch your step because I have no doubt that there are millions of other Americans out there like me who never gave much thought to being liberal or conservative and dont give all these labels much weight anyway, but recognize ignorance, religious bigitry, and fascism when we see it and will not stand by and let your kind destroy our country! Today, the neo-cons have gained control by lies, deception. and the complicity of a corrupt media with less credibility than Pravda. That, will change, and when the American people finally become aware of the lies and deception and see what damage has been done our country-god help the Teds of the world. In the militrary our first oath of allegiance is the protect the constitution of the United States, not any one man or political party. If the fake republicans dont take care they may put that oath to the test.
February 27th, 2005 at 3:51 amEveryone knows liberal gals (and lotsa lib guys!) smoke meat on the first date; and most of them swallow! Why go out with some BORING right-wing nutcase that will just want to oppress minorites, lower taxes and demand high school grads know how to read?
February 27th, 2005 at 8:24 amPatrick, you and all of you spineless libs just don’t get it! I thank GOD everyday when I wake up that W is our President and the Republicans control both houses. Listen, I know that you all secretly loath the military while you publicaly proclaim your support for the troops, just not their mission. What ever happened to the pro-defense pro-military dems. When I was a kid I remember the dems being staunch anti-commies and today the dem. party platform is right out of Marx and Stalin. Look, I unlike all of you, respect your right to your own oppinions, as wrong as they are. If this country had been run by linguini spined libs like all of you for the last 60 years we would all be speaking German or Japenese today. Oh and by the way, can you guys please stop with all of the kook conspiracy theories about Bush and Halliburton and the Saudis and Cheney and Karl Rove and Gannon and us killing innocent Iraqis intentionally. You guys really do yourselves a disservice when you bring up these loony things. It just makes all of you sound unhinged. We are running the show now so in the words of Joe “Hairplugs” Biden, “GET OVER IT!!!!!!!!!!!!” You guys on the left along with your allies in the LIBERAL MEDIA(yes it is all liberal except for FOX) have run this country for far to long. The Republican Revolution started in 94 and is still growing. So just deal with it! No one listens to you guys anymore( check the cable ratings) WE ARE GOING TO BE IN CHARGE FOR A LONG TIME SO YOU HAD BETTER GET USED TO IT!!!!!!! I know, I am a racist, sexist, biggot, homophobe as all of you are saying to yourselves right now.(oh and fascist too and damn proud) But so are 52% of the voters in this country! The 60’s are over guys! The peace movement failed! If you hate this country so much then leave! Good ridence if you ask me. And take all of those corrupt anti-semites at the UN with you! Why don’t all of you libs move to China or North Korea and get a taste of what communism is really like. It’s not the utopeia you all imagined it was when you were reading Marx! This is the greatest country in the world! We are not evil! Capitolism works people! I don’t want to live in a socialist nation run by Kofi Annon and his ilk. America, Love it or leave it!!!!! Especially you Patrick!!!!!!!
February 27th, 2005 at 8:38 amHey Archie Bunker. There is no liberal media . There is the extreme right and the just left of right. If the extreme right keeps saying the just left of right is liberal they can draw the media even further in their direction. It is a false choice just as the choice between Dem. Or Rep. Baaa Baaa you sheep.
February 27th, 2005 at 10:06 amHey Ted,shouldn’t you be out shopping like a good American. Your commander and chief has issued an order and I expect that you would follow it. Leave that thinking stuff to someone who has an original thought. I’ve heard it all before while working with some of the self proclaimed “Greatest Generation”. Greatness is obvious quality not a label.
February 27th, 2005 at 10:16 amJoey, have you watched CNN at all for the last four years. Not exactly PRO-BUSH! What about Rathergate? You know damn well that Rather and Mary Mapes wanted those documents to be real! If the media is not liberal, then how do you explain the free ride that Kerry got last year from the so called objective media? I have never seen a candidate get such positive coverage from ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN(the Commie News Network), and PMSNBC! When you are a liberal, you don’t see the bias in the liberal media. It’s the same way you libs feel when you watch FOX and you see a slant to the right. That’s how we conservatives feel when we watch the other 5 networks. You guys have the 5 TV networks and most of the print media as well! Why can’t ya’ll let us have our one sanctuary of truth and fairness at FOX? Can’t we all get along?
February 27th, 2005 at 10:22 amTake a look at this site. Almost all of the long- winded boring comments are from either,”let’s buy the world a coke types” or mentally challenged conservatives. Go somewhere else you are polluting!
February 27th, 2005 at 10:30 amAlma D. I’d buy you a coke any day of the week. Who says there’s no such thing as a “compassionate conservative”? I don’t appreciate the mentally challenged comment even though I am a product of the public school system. (damn teachers unions!)
February 27th, 2005 at 10:38 amHey Joey, here’s an original thought for you: it’s eliteist, arrogant, pompass, intellectual jerkwads like you who give the left in this country a sad, yet well deserved, reputation!
February 27th, 2005 at 10:44 amYou have got to be retarded Ted. Read these comments people. This is what life looks like looks when you filter all incoming info. through a selfish, unaware psyche.
February 27th, 2005 at 11:02 am-You are shadow boxing with yourself.
-You see life through an empty toilet paper roll.
-The fear and anger that you are expressing is the fear of your own darkside, not of liberals.
You are sufferring from malignant egophprenia.
The cure : self reflection and recognization of your own mortatlity.
Oh good lord.
All this taking the high road crap assumes that those not taking such a road are full of honor,respect,dignity,and have some sense of justice and fair play.
It’s akin to me thinking I can talk a rapist out of rape(has happened,but not often),or that nice man with the gun who is robbing my home just needs some patience and understanding and he will leave a life of crime.
Give me a break.The people running the US are capable of unleashing the insanity of DU on the middle east,and at HOME(can you say National Sacrifice Areas,boys and girls?),and those who support them,fight for them,are supposed to have my undying patience and understanding?You’ve got to be KIDDING me.
Ths ship of playing nice has SAILED folks,pacifism may be a wonderful goal,understanding and tolerance are surely the cornerstone of any society,but sometimes,and these days alot of the time,the time has come not only to fight back with GREATER force,but to expose these people for what they truly are.
February 27th, 2005 at 11:09 amThis is in response to Chaz from yesterday. Very funny! Funny guy! You should seriously consider a career in comedy writing. Does Bill Maher have any openings on his staff? You should look into it Chaz. I know you guys think we conservatives are just a bunch of slack-jawed, mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging, inbreed yocals. Keep thinking that and please keep saying it publicly, I beg you! The more you say it the redder the red states will get and the more elections we will win! So please keep it up!
February 27th, 2005 at 11:10 amHey “Dr.” Harvey, I don’t need your analysis or your PHD from the carribean to tell me what or who I fear! You want to know what I fear? An entire segment of the population who has been convinced that they are all victims of societies ills. So then quacks like Harvey give them a script for Prozac and put them on the fast track to a life of government dependency. Then I and the rest of my kind (the producers of our society) spend our entire lives feeding the monster that you helped to create all in the name of compassion! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it Doc.
February 27th, 2005 at 11:22 amA mom, you need to make an appointment with Dr. Harvey! Did you take your meds today, a mom? I didn’t know they had internet access at the institution.
February 27th, 2005 at 11:59 amPost #130 is so well reasoned and thought out. Phrases like “linguini spined” and “kook conspiracy theories” are so articulate. Ted probably thinks he thought of it himself. Thats straight from Rush. A classic example of another Rush robot drone.
February 27th, 2005 at 1:05 pmBill, are you a closeted dittohead? I’ll bet you’re afraid to come out to your friends aren’t you? You probably think that they will quite inviting you to the cool parties. I’d rather listen to Limbaugh and Hannity any day than have to subject myself to that monotone troll Franken! How many stations is Franken on again? 48. And all 48 are funded by Soros and other commie fatcats who know that if liberal talk radio doesn’t buy its own airtime no station in this country would pick them up. How many stations are Rush and Hannity on? 5 to 6 hundred give or take? 20 million listeners or so? Not too shabby! Keep thinking we are all a bunch of mind-numned robots. While you’re underestimating our signifigance, we’ll be continuing to take this country back.
February 27th, 2005 at 1:28 pmHarvey, where are you? Working on your next PHD I’m sure.
February 27th, 2005 at 1:50 pmThe problem Ted is that you keep repeating all the Rushisms. Like “…inviting you to the cool parties”. “And all 48 are funded by Soros and other commie fatcats who know that if liberal talk radio doesn’t buy its own airtime no station in this country would pick them up.” Thats another Rushfact that you take as gospel. Where do you think Rush got his funding from? Try some original thought man.
February 27th, 2005 at 1:58 pmEnlighten me, Bill. Where did Rush get his funding from? I bet I know who you will say: Roger Ailes, Rupert Mudoch, Alex Spanos, the Saudis, Halliburton, and I’m sure Rove and Gannon had something to do with it. Come on Bill, let your inner kook shine! You can doit pal.
February 27th, 2005 at 2:05 pmHere’s an original thought for you, Bill. F YOU!
February 27th, 2005 at 2:08 pmI’m sorry Bill, please excuse my grammar. What I meant to say was “Go F Yourself” Sorry about that.
February 27th, 2005 at 2:12 pmfavorite quotes: “Lady and Not-Liberal kind of go hand in hand, don’t they?” and “I want to meet a conservative who is not white”
February 27th, 2005 at 2:14 pmOkay, personally, I find ALL talk radio boring as hell. I’m not going to say the listeners are mind-numbed, but my mind has to be pretty numbed to listen to a 24-hour opinion show.
But this cracks me up:
“Soros and other commie fatcats… ”
By and large, do Republicans believe that one of the most successful capitalists in the world is a communist? Think about that.
Now, as a liberal, I’m not in favor of airing the personal lives of my political opponents, but I was outvoted last election. So in the interest of bipartisanship, I will adhere to the Republican policy of digging mercilessly.
That said, isn’t massive in-breeding the surest way to weaken a population? Perhaps we should be encouraging these “conservative-only” daters. It’s not like I’m competing for conservative fembots (non-black-toothed and otherwise). Do you really want an Ann Coulter wannabe? No thank you. If anything I’d like to convince them that their only possible mate is a virulent right-wing nutjob just like them. Then their kids will rebel and move to California and/or become lesbians.
I’ll take a clean living energy efficient hippie chick thank you very much.
February 27th, 2005 at 2:28 pmInteresting how Ted’s “original thought” is from the aptly named Dick Cheney. Well, maybe not so apt; after all, a dick is part of a man. Also interesing how Ted…no, come to think of it, there’s nothing interesting about Ted. Just another inbred, pathetic loser parroting the tired, deluded rhetoric of his heroes.
Say, Ted, lets pretend you really are a Marine veteran. (I still say you’re lying.) Why do you admire people who didn’t have the balls to serve their country? Let’s see, Cheney had five draft deferments, Ashcroft seven, and Liebaugh a dubious if not downright fraudulent 4F (like Pitchfork Pat Buchanan). How many deferments did Gingrich have? “President” Bush specifically asked not to be sent to Viet Nam. Also never serving: Hannity, John Fund, and Grover Norquist. (In Lord of the Flies, Norquist is Piggy.)
The list goes on. (And yes, you dolt, I am perfectly aware that Hannity was too young for Viet Nam, but he could have served during the eighties.)
I know what’s coming, but let’s see how the lying, cowardly, bigoted, dimwitted blowhard does. (If he can dislodge his finger from his…nah, too easy.)
February 27th, 2005 at 2:59 pmYou’re right tOm, I shouldn’t have refered to Soros as “a commie fatcat.” I should have refered to him as “a socialist fatcat” or “a limousine liberal.” Either way, he believes in the redistribution of wealth, just not his(except to far left 527’s). As for women, give me a conservative woman with a few dental problems over a smelly,hairy, hippie chick any day. I will not tolerate armpit hair! Can we please get past the stereotype of the inbred redneck red-stater. It’s a little played.
February 27th, 2005 at 3:00 pmWait tim, you forgot about Kerry’s four deferments before his fifth was rejectced so he enlisted in the Navy and never set foot in Nam during his first tour and we all now know how he faked his wounds to get his three Purple Hearts to get his ticket home. I know, well at least he went. What about the grand poobah of draft dodging, Bill Clinton? Semper Fi, tim, you asshole!
February 27th, 2005 at 3:08 pmI swera to God this idiot had to be removed from the media….oh I forgot, the republicans control the media…better luck in 4 years for those of us who can read behind their hidden agendas
February 27th, 2005 at 3:22 pmTed’s slipping. He forgot to call me a commie. But notice how he dodges the question and tries to change the subject, the typical strategy of his heroes. Why won’t you answer the question I asked, Ted? Go ahead and click on over to Hannity or Liebaugh, get the party line, and paste it into “Your Comment.”
February 27th, 2005 at 3:39 pmThe Nazis had their “Uebermensch” breeding program. Now Seal Hannity has his. The definition of this “Uebermensch” being a cheap beer and potatochip ingesting, fish torturing, illiterate, uncivilized, lout who gets his culture and news from FOX TV and the sports page. His ideal mate being an intellectually challenged faux or real blond, preferably somewhat on the chubby side, who makes a killer macaroni and cheese dinner and takes care of the spiritual side of living by attending a church and by maintaining the family library of Reader’s Digest Condensed books. My first impulse was to critique this site for making fun of what obviously are buffoons, but after some thought, I decided that it is a necessary evil to introduce the kind of people that support Hannity and Bush to the general public. It may make some moderate Republicans reflect on what their Party has become.
February 27th, 2005 at 3:56 pmRush Limpwrist is a pompous drug addict with the remnant of a monkey tail (got him out of Vietnam) and a giant water head. Anyone who buys that propaganda must be drinking from a polluted water source.
February 27th, 2005 at 6:59 pmThis will be my last comment to Ted-the moron. I actually took the time to read your long boring verbose pathetic attempt at a reply. As for being -spineless- you are welcome to test my spine any time. But, in all honesty, if you really beleive any of that diatrab you spew then you are dumber than dirt! I wont waste time sparring with an idiot who thinks lying and ignorance are virtues.
February 27th, 2005 at 10:36 pmOur man in Hannity
Author, broadcaster, freeper, and pimp…. Yes, kids Hannity has a dating site.
My favorite ad.
HOBBIES: SHOOTING BAMBI WITH BLONDES
February 27th, 2005 at 11:13 pmTed is obviously ignorant trash. He sounds a lot like a plain old troll. I’ll bet he’s just here to provoke people and snicker over it. Who knows if he’s even really been in the Marine Corps? I doubt it, not just because he refused to be specific about when and where he served, serial number and other verifiable details but because he sounds so unbalanced. No way the Marines would let in someone who was that much of a liability. Hair-trigger temper, known racist, loses it when total strangers make fun of him–that personality profile is a giant “no” to military psychologists, as far as I’ve heard. (Don’t they still send you to a shrink as part of the induction exam?) Reminds you of the kind of guy who shoots 15 people at the office because he can’t handle his divorce or something.
He’s probably giggling as he thinks of how angry people are going to get when they read his drivel. What a lonely, pathetic sop he is. He’s screaming threats at people he doesn’t even know, all because they didn’t like a silly dating site. Sheez. Take your medicine and sit down.
By the way, as far as the people I’ve met, Democrats and other liberals are generally *not* racists and homophobes. We’re the party that’s *against* all that crap. Got it? Ted is doing what they call projecting: he only wishes we were just pretending to be anti-prejudice, because then he can try to feel a little less guilty and ashamed about being a crazy dumbass himself. Being a bigot is not publicly that popular anymore, at least not in polite company, and he’s got to feel shut in a lot. He wants to drag others down into the mud with him. Not going to happen.
Oh, and before you go bragging about how you are a racist and a homophobe, Ted, do me a favor–go say it to an actual black guy walking out of a gay bar? With a few drinks in him and his big buddies in tow? Yell it really loud.
I’m sure they’ll appreciate your style of ‘debate.’
Sad, really.
February 28th, 2005 at 12:27 amLiberals kick ass. I feel I’m in good company among the 48% in this country, and majority in the world.
I also have a Ted Theory: he fantasizes about being Hannity, and the Internet is his Colmes. Probably his Coulter too. I don’t want to know.
February 28th, 2005 at 12:47 amMy god, how did this turn from making fun of a few freaks who can’t even write a decent description of themselvs into a Ted-A-Thon. This dude is like the other 48% of America. He has no idea how brainwashed he is. Ted, seriously, noone is asking you to be a liberal! But, if you would remove the ‘rose-colored-glasses’ that bush sent you to put on and start thinking for yourself, you might find out that, like every other presidency EVER, that our commander-in-chief has other agendas. I don’t care who the president was, none have a clean record. What can you say that Bush has done wrong, fouled up, or generally had the complete wrong approach on. I never took a political stance until last year, I followed elections, listened to th presidents, and was involved in minor ways. I am not the most political-minded person i know. But, i can look at things from both sides. There are so many things wrong, Ted. And, while sometimes it is hard to articulate our desires for people to try to see ‘both sides’ (often in fear of being pushed down by a very LOUD republican), and we come off sounding no better than the opposition, what we really want is for people to trust themselves, their neighbors, their friends, theit gut. Not their politicians, their talk-show hosts, and their anger. Everyone should try to relax and realize that points-of-view will always exist. But, when those points-of-view happen to affect EVERYONE in our country, there needs to be more responsibility on the part of the people to come together and decide whether or not we are going in the right direction. Ted, can’t you see how you are being led around by those who are placed in front of you to follow your orders like a good little soldier? This whole thing is wrong. From one end to the other. This democracy was created for us so that we ‘the people’ could have a firmer grip on where our country was ging. And, it seemed to work well until about 20 odd years ago. Then, it started falling apart. It’s a damn shame that we can’t converse with one another any more. Be adults and take control of our lives and our country together. The shameful part is, if i said something like that to Rush Limbaugh, i would become an object of ridicule for it. I mean, isn’t that a basic freedom of humanity? To be heard. To be considered. It won’t happen if it doesn’t fit into the ‘Right-Wing’ agenda.’ And, it is a damn shame.
February 28th, 2005 at 3:28 amOOPS. I meant 50% of America. Sorry, the school i went to was under-funded during the Reagan Administration. Yes, i’m not that old.
February 28th, 2005 at 3:29 amOnce again, that damned lack of funding. 52% (or so they say).
February 28th, 2005 at 3:31 amAfter analyzing post 109, I feel it is my duty to make a confession. I quote from Ted:
“It is people like me who are the backbone of this country. We go to work everyday, we go to church, we pay our taxes(unwillingly), and we love this country!”
“…gun owning/deer hunting/Hannity and Limbaugh listening…”
After reading those two quotes you will see that they outline the requirements to be “conservative” -
1- go to work everyday
2- go to church
3- pay taxes(unwillingly)
4- love this country
5- own a gun
6- hunt deer
7- listen to Rush and Hannity
Now I feel like shit. Apparently I’m a conservative and didn’t even know it. Here is the proof -
February 28th, 2005 at 3:45 am1- go to work everyday (I have ever since I graduated from high school. Although I usually take the weekend and holidays off.)
2- go to church (I’m guilty)
3- pay taxes(unwillingly) (I pay my taxes but I do it willingly. Does that count?)
4- love this country (For 23 years I’ve sworn to support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies both foreign and domestic (those who want to eliminate constitutional rights).
5- own a gun (I own three of them.)
6- hunt deer (Guilty again)
7- listen to Rush and Hannity (I listen every chance I get. I do it because the most important thing in fighting a war is to know your enemy.)
Refering to Ted an inbred and trash is weak. I myself of course only refered to him as a robot drone. Rush, being a most persuasive brodcaster, used to have me completly believing him. But slowly I began to see that there is another side of things. Hannity is the attack dog for the red-meat Republicans. Listening to the disrespectful way he talked to a Dem congressman was something Rush would never do. Hannity doesn’t even try to be polite anymore. Oh and go Dick Cheney yourself.
February 28th, 2005 at 4:03 amThanks for all the comments, folks. They were hilarious. Oh, and I was in the first Gulf War. Ted wasn’t. He’s lying.
February 28th, 2005 at 4:06 amTed’s a troll, you dumbasses. Leave him alone already.
On the original topic–I don’t see value in belaboring the fact that we live in a culture which despises clarity of thought, education, and self-awareness. The point’s made for everyone who knows better, right?
February 28th, 2005 at 4:07 amReading this thread has been very entertaining. When Chaz made his comment go brush your tooth I almost fell out of the chair laughing, lol
February 28th, 2005 at 4:20 amYou know what? All of you guys are right! I see how wrong I have been. My eyes are now open. As of right now, I renounce my allegiance to the Republican Party, the NRA, and I will never again listen to Liebaugh or Hannity! I have seen the light! The rose colored glasses Bush sent me are off! All of your enlightened comments have shown me the ere of my ways. I am going to throw all of my guns away, I am going to make my pregnant wife have a late term abortion, I am going to go outside and hug all of the trees in my yard and thank them for being such noble creatures, and I am going to start paying even more in taxes!(I only need about 1/4 of my income to live on. I don’t want to be greedy like all of those fatcat Republicans!) And last but certainly not least, I want to personally apologize to anyone who I might have offended with my rants. They were the writings of an ignorant sap, fooled by the glitz and glamour of the right wing media. I feel so foolish. Please forgive me. Ted
February 28th, 2005 at 9:05 amThese people are idiots. Sean Hannity is a hate-monger who is proabaly hosting these pathetic attempt at a dating site becuase no one will date these war-mongering bigots. I would never date a docile conservative weak-minded ingorant woman anyway. I learned that some of these people don’t brush their teeth and proably live on a farm. you want someone who’s civillized, rebelious, enlighted, caring, and a good lover date a liberal!
February 28th, 2005 at 9:45 amAmen to that, Mike! I hate Hannity! Preach on, brother!
February 28th, 2005 at 9:54 amI am a college grad who works in a blue collar job and I can tell you there is much white male anger. They feel disrespected and under valued even though many make good money. If you watch and listen to commercials, and the media in general, workers are now openly poked fun of .Many feel as though they are the loosers of a status competition, in a very competative society. Hannity,Liebaugh,O’Rielly,Savage etc. are masters at tapping in to this white male (and some female)anger successfully even though their interests will never be met by conservatives.
February 28th, 2005 at 10:34 amThe day of the election a reporter asked acouple from Ohio who they voted for and why. They told the reporter about theselves; that they both lost theirs manufacturing jobs within two years, one was working at Wal-Mart and the other at a tire discount store ,both at a huge pay cut.
They said they voted for Bush and the reporter asked how could they, given that their jobs were recently outsourced. The couple said they were not intersted in “that Kerry”, and his liberal ideas. Fooled again.
No stem cell research, covenant marriages, creationism in schools, now coservative breeding programs. What next?
February 28th, 2005 at 10:43 amPsych! I’m baaaaaaaaack! You didn’t think I would compromise my principals that easily did you, you bunch of lefties! Wherever there is a bleeding heart liberal who hates himself because he(or to a lesser extent, she) is an American, I’ll be there! I’m everywhere! Whenever a suburbanite is harrased into not buying an SUV by his environmentalist friends, I’ll be there! Whenever a woman murders her unborn child in the womb, I’ll be there! I won’t stop until liberalism is wiped from the face of the Earth! This is my Creed!
February 28th, 2005 at 11:31 amIf it makes you feel any better, 3/4 of Bush’s tax cuts went to the New York City, Seattle, and San Francisco metropolitan areas. We are planning to spend that money on stem cell research.
“Heartland” folks got their $300 and spent it already, probably at Wal Mart buying Chinese goods.
February 28th, 2005 at 12:37 pmOops, forgot Boston. NYC, Seattle, SF, and Boston. 3/4 of the tax cut dollars.
February 28th, 2005 at 12:38 pmtom, if you don’t like your tax cuts, then send them back to the Treasury. No one is holding a gun to your head forcing you to accept them.
February 28th, 2005 at 1:02 pmTed, if you don’t like paying taxes, demand a stop to all federal projects in your state.
Liberal states are the economic engine of this country. We drag the loafing red states along with us, complaining like children in the back seat.
February 28th, 2005 at 1:35 pmI wish it were that easy, tom. The instant any Republican tries to slow the growth of federal spending(not cut, slow the growth) we get called cold, cruel, and heartless. How dare we propose these draconian cuts. We are such meanies! Let us make the cuts without the gripes of all of your pantywaist ilk and we gladly would. Screw the lessfortunate nonproducers!
February 28th, 2005 at 1:54 pmWAWAH WAaa WAWAAhh wAw Wawahh WAAAhhwAwAwAA Wa Waa WaaahwAA Wah WA WAa WAa WA. This is what Ted sounds like in writing.
February 28th, 2005 at 2:23 pmCommenter #160…. I agree with what you are saying. He is a bigot.
Now, if you’ll be so kind as to read most of comments #1 though #180 and please tell me why you have not considered the rest here bigots..? I mean… most of the people here are being rather prejudiced towards republicans and their beliefs. Half of the comments it seems like there’s nothing but blind hatred here (what with the entire name calling and stereotyping of people simply because they’re not democrats). It’s kind of funny and at the same time extremely sad how no one can try to be remotely civil towards each other anymore. If you hate republican views, talk about those for pity’s sakes but not the people who believe in it.
February 28th, 2005 at 3:06 pmI’d like to address a few issues, starting with the observations made by Hana in #182. Yeah, it’d be really nice to engage in a civil debate with the other side, and I’m happy to do that when I get the chance. The problem is that people who lionize Hannity and Liebaugh typically refuse to do that. Point out the flaws in Republican tax policy or Social Security privatization and you’re accused of playing class warfare. Criticize the Iraq invasion and you’re a traitor. Suggest that it’s not a particularly wise idea to let children go hungry or sick and you’re a commie. Separate church and state? Why, you atheist lowlife. Let two people of the same sex who love each other make a committment and get the same legal protection a straight couple can get at a drive-through Vegas wedding “chapel” (officiated by an Elvis impersonator)? Why, you must be one of them faggots yourself. Their first instinct is almost always to attack, parroting what they’ve had drilled into them on the radio, and when they do that, damn right I’ll call them stupid, cowardly lying bigots.
Granted, this whole thread smacks of elitism, but what the hell. If these people put their ignorance on public display, I don’t have any problem mocking them. I mean, what are you supposed to think about someone who admits she doesn’t know what she’s thinking half the time? BTW, if anyone wants a laugh at the other end of the spectrum, check out the personals in the back of The New York Review of Books.
And what are we supposed to do when the arachnoid Ann Coulter equates John Kerry’s grandfather’s name change with James Guckert’s alias? Shake our heads and mutter, “That Ann! She’s a caution!” I think it’s entirely appropriate to wonder, Is she so stupid that she doesn’t see the difference, or is she maliciously lying, figuring that her fans are too stupid to see the discrepancy? Me, I’ll go with malicious lying and say so. She’s a liar who’s showing nothing but contempt for people who admire her. (That’s not to say she’s not stupid; it’s just that her lies are more prominent. [Insert Adam's apple joke here.])
And I’m still wondering why wingnuts don’t seem to mind their heroes’ lack of military service. No one ever seems to be able to answer that one without trying to drag Clinton’s name into it.
Someone, anyone, pleeeze tell me why it’s okay to say you’re for a war and then do everything in your power to stay out of it. Someone please explain to me why there are so many twenty-somethings trying to hook up on Hannidate instead of hunting down Bin Laden in Tora Bora. Oh, wait a minute; the Bushies let him get away from there. Well, they could be looking for Zarquawi in Fallujah. Well, no, I guess not. But I digress. Somebody explain it to me.
Any conservatives who want to have a civilized discussion, I’m more than happy to oblige. Otherwise, A mom in #138 speaks my mind: “The ship of playing nice has SAILED….”
February 28th, 2005 at 9:04 pmHi. I’m Ted. I’m always right. A fat balding man told me so. And, when i got finished looking in the mirror i flipped on Rush and he agreed with the backwards me. Fuck you elitist liberals. I’m gonna stick to my guns. Yep. I’ll only address the answers to about half of your questions while i take a dump on the constitution. (aaaahhhhh). Man, i never did like THAT ammendment. Yep. You f’in LIE-BERALS are the problem. Yer just a bunch of wimp faggots. You don’t know when to kill. You don’t know when to drop everything and say ‘FUCK OFF’ to the world. Cause, smetimes, you just gotta do that to protect yer country…… My goodness, Ted….this all sounds so familliar. Are you channelling hitler, or are my fillings picking up another signal from Right-Wing radio. Nope, not the filling. Oh, and Ted, please, keep the mustache. It looks good with the bald head and gut. Is that what hapened to you when you were ‘in the war’? The injuns scalped you? Or did they just take your testicles and leave you crying in a pool of your own vomit? Hey, just simple curiousity aimed at a simpleton. By-the-way, ANN COULTER IS A MAN! I SWEAR TO GOD! SHE/HE HAS AN ADAMS APPLE! WOMEN NEVER HAVE AN ADAMS APPLE! God, that’s so creepy. O.k., Ted. I have said about as much important shit as you usually say. Now , it’s your turn to take the baton and start talking about how great you are again. (yawn).
February 28th, 2005 at 11:29 pmOh, and by the way. In your comment #170, the response (in some ways) to something i had written. You only proved that you don’t want to talk like a human being. Just a remote control prick. Everythin that i said used to be thi counry. We enjoyed our neighbors. We trusted our friends. And party lines were easier to cross and discuss. Because people didn’t build a FUCKING BRICK WAL around them and stop listening to one another. Right, we no longer live in that world. And, the only reason why is because some people chose not to. You can claim liberals are weak. But, we are the ones who have stuck to old-fashioned values’ that this country was built on. It’s the Right-wing that has stepped to the side and become the babblin morons. Oh, and Ted, you better duck. The Liberals are coming. We can now reach over 50 cities with our radio program here in the states. That in just under a year. It took about 20 years to wedge in the Fascist right-wing industry. At the rate were going, the whole country will finally hear our voice again before Bushie Baby even leaves office. It all goes full circle. And, lastly, before i sign off of this fucking waste of time for good. Ted, if you would look at just a tidbit of the news from the REST of the world. You would see a more clear picture of your main-man in the WH. Oh, and go to the PROJECT FOR A NEW AMERICAN CENTURY website and look around. You’ll see what Georgie is really up to. His whole staff as well. Of course, when you respond, you’ll leave out a lot. But, that last point is top on the list. Enjoy your walk through Hell, my man. Cause that’s where the US is going if folks don’t wake up.
February 28th, 2005 at 11:41 pmYou’ll have to excuse the misspellings, i went to high school in a Red State.
February 28th, 2005 at 11:45 pmWow. This is a record! We have gone a LONG time without TED! Let’s keep it that way! Geeez. I’m freakin’ addicted to this. I can see why Repubs are so pissed. Anger is like crack. I think I’ll pull out those old Holocaust photos and cackle like Rush on ‘Prescription’ pills.
March 1st, 2005 at 10:41 amSuch a shame that the only major alternative to the jesus freaks are the self-loathing socialists. Mystics, all of you…
March 1st, 2005 at 2:25 pmI’d like to shoot a thumbs up to #128 (Patrick Enbody)–I think he sums it up beautifully. I too, served as a AF pilot, my son is now a marine Lt in Iraq, as is my only daughter; two of my brothers(and nephews) are officers there now, this said—NONE OF US agree with this neo-con created farce called for the so-called freedom of Iraq. Now here lies the rub I think infuriates Patrick–WE DISAGREE with this mess–yet we’re all making blood sacrifices for these Bush family criminals while idiots like Tim (and Hannity) sit here at home chicken-hawk style and rants about conservatives—its totally disgusting!! You Cons are not the only ones paying dues for this BS!!
March 1st, 2005 at 4:01 pmI’m not self-loathing. I just don’t like myself………
March 1st, 2005 at 10:30 pmSorry I have been gone for so long you guys, but some of us have to go to work. We can’t all sponge off of the government! You know, I wish that I could spend one day in the dream world that you pinkos call reality. In between your delusions of grandure, you guys actually think that you make this country a better place. What a trip! I wish that you could see yourselves from my point of view. You would see that you and I are not that different. The hatred and venom that all of you spew would make David Duke proud. I just want to say something to tim and john before I sign off permanantly from this sad and pathetic site. Why don’t the two of you spend less time in you PJ’s behind your computer and spend a lot more time in the real world with all of the day people. You just might learn something about how the world really works and why we are “angry white men.” I don’t need to go to any of your kook, blame America first websites to learn one thing. I know what you guys stand for: bigger, more intrusive government, weaker national defense(I know that you secretly loath the military), more government handouts to the nonproducers of our society, abortion on demand(espescially late term), no private ownership of firearms, more government regulation, and US sovergnty relenquished to the UN or some other socialist Europeon body. Well that won’t ever happen so long as people like me are around to stop people like you. So have a good life, you bunch of hatred filled commies! I’ll see all of you in hell!
March 2nd, 2005 at 9:29 amBye Bye Ted. You’ll enjoy your time in hell with all your friends and those whom you support. As for your judgements about me, you couldn’t be more wrong. I don’t secretly do anything. Everything i do is out in the open. Unlike the current government. I don’t want more intrusive government. I just want them to stay the FUCK out of our personal lives and go about the business of running the country in whatever points are necessary to keep us going. You won’t see all of us in hell. While i can’t speak for myself, a lot of these people are decent and reasonable. And, no Ted, I am not talking about you. I’m not against guns, i disliked John Kerry with a passion, i don’t want the government sticking it’s business into mine, i work for a living. I create my own money. I run a small business. I do not owe the government shit. I do this for myself because i take responsibility for me. You do your duty and trust the fuck-up’s in Washington. Kep whatever you call a Job and keep reluctantly paying your taxes. And WTF about late-term abortion? You watch FOX like it’s crack, don’t you? Sorry, Ted, you are the problem. No, I’m not sorry. You choose to watch that bullshit and call it real. Remember the radio show ‘War of the Worlds’? At the time, a big part of America thought that was real. Even after it was revealed that it was a hoax, some peple carried on the theory that it wa still real. Well, the Bush administration are the aliens, dude. And, when the time comes, and history reveals just exactly what really happenned here, only then will you realize what an idiot you are truly being. Blame America first? Jeez, if anyone’s a kook arund here, it’s you. I don’t blame America for aything! Just that fucking moron people like YOU re-elected. Oh, and I’m not in my PJ’s. I use the computer naked. Like the republican butt-buddy Jeff Gannon. Did you know he was 8′ cut? Nah, ou’re too much in denial to take a look at the facts. You are just always right! Good for you. You Fucking idiot. So, once again, good night Ted. Did you even visit the website PROJECT FOR A NEW AMERICAN CENTURY ? I seriously doubt it. You couldn’t possibly be proven wrong. You’re a republican.
March 2nd, 2005 at 11:03 amAngry white men. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Even under all that evil, you still have a sense of humor , Ted. Good for you. Oh, and people can make the world a better place to live in. Once the likes of you have blown yourselves off of the planet with your wars. Go to Iraq, Ted. Actually participate in a war, Instead of ‘playing’ war-boy on the internet. LOL!
March 2nd, 2005 at 11:08 amOh John, I love it when you talk dirty!
March 2nd, 2005 at 11:43 amJohn, you sexy bitch! If you keep sweet talking me like that, people might get the wrong idea! Everytime I try to get out, they pull me back in!
March 2nd, 2005 at 11:46 amListen, I know that my brilliant conservative mind is awe-inspiring to all of you, but we have got to end this back and forth! It’s just not fair. In a batlle of wits against me, you are all unarmed! Your puny Marx filled minds are no match for my cognative superiority! Deal with it!
March 2nd, 2005 at 11:52 amTypical conservative. Always has to get the last word…. wait a minute… maybe you and i can change the world together. We could get the whole gay marriage thing going. You do seem to be interested, But, i’m not sure that you’re…what wuz that…cosmic superinority…. might make me so awe inspired i might go premature. I do like guys with Hitler mustaches and a drive to bring humanity to the brink of death. Maybe we should talk to Hannity. He could hook us up and we could spawn the new evil demon-seed. Wait, we already have that. G.W. Bush filled those shoes. Maybe we can get a threesome going and give satan himself a re-birth! Wow, this just gets better and better. OOOhhh, you used the word cognative, that cuts it. You truly are superior. But, if you really were, you would be better than us and get the fuck out of here………. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YOU SUPERIOR FUCKHEAD…LEAVE.
March 2nd, 2005 at 6:01 pmTed would be even more superior if “cognative” was a real word. (I know, spelling flames are weak, but, hey, if Ted was half the brilliant conservative mind he thinks he is he would get the little stuff right.) Funny how he posted three comments after he said he was leaving. And in the middle of the day, too. I wonder if he really has any work to do or if he’s just another freeloader, living on government handouts.
I know you’re there, Ted. When are you going to answer the question I’ve posted at least twice now? Why do you admire people like Hannity and others who have never served in the military? Why do you admire–and vote for–people like Cheney, who had “other priorities” during the Viet Nam war? My brother had other priorities too, but he went. My cousin had other priorities, but he went. I later served with some guys who had had other priorities, but they went. By the grace of God, they came home. Lots of guys had other priorities, and about 58,000 never got to take care of them. Gingrich did. Liebaugh did. Bennett did. Gramm did. Ashcroft did. The list goes on. It’s really a simple question. Why don’t you answer it without mentioning Clinton? And why don’t you e-mail those twenty-somethings on Hannity’s dating service and ask them why they don’t get their sorry butts down to the recruiter’s office?
March 2nd, 2005 at 8:05 pmTim, why you gotta get your point across without calling him a name ot somethin? This is making me look bad. I started out with reasonable posts, and I’m just sinking deeper and deeper into the Pubs pit and i need a rope! It is just so much fun to incite a right-winger. Ted thinks i am dead serious. I screw with his head and he charges back in and tries to vindicate himself and villify us. You gotta feel sorry for the guy. Although, Ted, answer Tim’s question. Be a man about it. I would like to know, as i am sure all of the other ‘un-enlightened amoung us, why you so strongly support Rush, Hannity, and all the other right-wing ‘radio’ hosts. Step away from the Clinton…. and, really, what were you doing during the years you ‘claim’ you were in the military? Placing urinal cakes in the toilet stalls of local gay clubs? I hear on some republican blogs that that is a well paying job. You get paid pretty well, but,in the end, you take it up the ass. ;-)
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March 3rd, 2005 at 6:28 amAnyone interested in a threesome with a horny native American girl?
March 3rd, 2005 at 9:11 amMan, you guys are so f’ing pathetic! Can you go two seconds without a personal attack? Can you say “Anger Management?” Why don’t you two(John and tim) turn off Air America and CNN and join the rest of the real people in reality! There is more to life than blogging and watching MSNBC and jerking off everytime that faggot Ron Reagan is on the screen! Get a life guys! It’s really pathetic.
March 3rd, 2005 at 9:14 amFactually there is NO connection between Iraq andwhat happened on 9/11 (even according to the 9/11 comission)
March 3rd, 2005 at 9:39 amI’m amazed that the cheerleaders who marketed and started this war are unwilling to sacrafice their children for it (like the Bush twins)
Plain and simple we were lied to by the own governmenent as to why we even went to war
This was a vengenance seeking war on the part of George more than anything else and THAT is why we invaded Iraq-and now we are in a hell of a mess-and I don’t want to imagine what is going to end it
I have to say-why are all the young republicans on this board on this board? you support the war(obviously) and in case you haven’t read it-the military has fallen very short on their recruitment goals-so why don[’t YOU go ahead and register with the miltary since George and his corrupted cronies need you?
I on the other hand believe that not one human life(whether an american troop or an Iraq civilian)should be lost to get that one brutal dictator and the crimes he commited years ago(with help from Donald Rumsfels I would add)-it makes no sense
Someone who belivves it does make sense-I’ve yet to hear an explanation how
Uh…Ted….I’ve never had an impure thought about Ron Reagan. But, apparently, you have. Dude, that’s an ugly picture. And, once again, it seems you are sucked into this pathetic argument. After all, a man is no better than the company he keeps. Since i am talking with you, i am obviously a commie bastard. See, i can accept that. How abut some anger management for a certain group of warmongers who drink the blood of the pawns we send to Iraq. Ooops, i just gave you cannon fodder, didn’t i? I mean, really, we are protecting your country, aren’t we. Some people just deserve to die for your country. Hey, let’s just kill them here and save all that money..l. whatty’a say Ted? Oh, I am not anti-gun. So, let’s go use em…..One more thing… you mentioned us ‘Liberals’ want bigger Government. I guess you’re not aware that our Government has never been bigger, with more control over our human rights than ever? That this is the most intrusive Government in personal issues that we have EVER had? Funny how a republican can say that we want Government to control everything. When, in fact, we want Government as little as possible. We don’t want them infringing on ay of our personal rights. Whether it be in the school-room, or the Woman’s body. I wouldn’t put it past Ted to have written #200 also. Why would anyone give a shit about how any of us feel? Much less the ‘debacle’ we call the White House. Here’s something…HEY GEORGE… GO FUCK YOURSELF. IF YOU CAN GET CONDI TO STOP JERKING YOU OFF FOR 5 MINUTES. SERIOUSLY, GET DONALD OFF YOUR DICK, GRAB YOUR DILDO AD GO TO TOWN. YOU PATHETIC PIECE OF ANTI-AMERICAN SHIT. I LOVE AMERICA. I LOVE OUR PERSONAL FREEDOMS. I LOVE OUR CONSTITUTION. I LOVE YOUR TWINS. SLUTS. BUT, MOST OF ALL, I HATE YOU GEORGE. I WILL DANCE IN FRONT OF THE WHITE HOUSE GATES THE DAY YOU ARE IMPEACHED FR THE CRIMINAL THAT YOU ARE. Gosh, i hope the WH never sees that. They might not understand my rights to free speech! That woul truly be a shame….
March 3rd, 2005 at 10:05 amHey Greg, why don’t you grow a pair and act like a man for once in your life! Why can’t you libs see what is happening in the Middle East! George W. is on the verge of changing the entire Middle East through his policies, and you guys are still focused on WMD and Halliburton and Bush’s illegal war for oil. George W. is poised to be one of the most transformational presidents in the history of our nation, and you guys still think he is some idiot cowboy from Texas who can’t string a sentence together. That is why he runs circles around the dems. While you guys sit in your little hate filled worlds, complaining about how stupid the American people are for electing Republicans, we will be changing the world, one democracy at a time. And W. will go down as one of the greatest presidents ever. Deal with it!
March 3rd, 2005 at 10:24 amOh my gosh, did i just spew hateful things. I am sorry Ted. In fact, i think you’ve helped me see the light. I renounce my allegiance to the ‘Liberal’ party. I will have sex only with female NRA members. I will listen only to Liebaugh and Hannity. I think I’ll go shoot me a few black people while burning a flag and pissing on our consitution. I’ll burn every tree i can get my hands on to build the bigger house that i can afford due to my newfound convictions.I’ll go tell the rape victim next door that ,if she touches that baby in her belly, we’re gonna send her to jail. Or, maybe I’ll use the Religious HELL card. That’s right. Yeah. After all, what’s one more bastard child in this world. Just one more republican voter. What a way to further your agenda. And last but certainly not least, I want to personally apologize to anyone who I might have offended with my rants. They were the writings of an ignorant sap, fooled by the glitz and glamour of the left wing media. I feel so foolish. Please forgive me. All of this is in reference to post #170. The one who eats the shit of Limbaugh and the like. He chews it slowly, swallows it, pukes it up and does it all over again. I’m sure he’ll say it tastes like chicken. After all, they’re all Chicken-Hawks.
March 3rd, 2005 at 10:25 amAnd, Ted, while you’re sitting around trusting little Hitler, our country is going into the shitter. Get used to focusing on your goal. Cause concentration camps are in our future. Thanks Ted! For the third time, go to the wite PROJECT FOR A NEW AMERICAN CENTURY. No, it’s not Liberal rantings. The whole thing is ran by the wonderful Repubicans. Just check out the list of Members. It’s a real hoot! Also, we know George isn’t the hayseed he appears to be. Only someone with a mind for murder and control could ever accomplish what he has. He hides his abilities under ignorance. We see that, Ted. He, and you, just don’t think we can see that. He’s nothing more than a filthy criminal with far to much power. AND again, i ask you, can you name anything of substance that G.W Bush has done wrong? Or, do you seriously believe that he is just this kinda president that does everything right. If that’s the case, shave your head, grab your Nazi headgear and go join his army. You wanna be on the winning side, don’t you?
March 3rd, 2005 at 10:33 amJust to nip TED in the bud, here. I am not implying that OUR army is the NAZI army. I am speakin of those in his government. You know Condoliesa Liesalot. And, Donald ‘Bums’Feld and the like. I figure his Repub mindset couldn’t resist harping on the Nazi thing and frothing at the mouth to get another kick in on a Liberal!
March 3rd, 2005 at 10:36 amA VERY IMPORTANT MOMENT IN OUR HISTORY. THIS WAR HAS GONE ON FOR TOO LONG. SAVE OUR TROOPS. BRING THEM HOME. STOP THE KILLING OF IRAQI CIVILIANS. STOP THIS INSANITY NOW AND TRY TO FIND A BETTER WAY. IF YOU CAN’T DO THAT, PLEASE SEND TED TO GO FIGHT. HE NEEDS THE RELEASE.
Middle East – AP
U.S. Troops Deaths in Iraq Top 1,500
1 hour, 19 minutes ago Middle East – AP
By TODD PITMAN, Associated Press Writer
BAGHDAD, Iraq – The number of U.S. troops killed in Iraq (news – web sites) has topped 1,500, an Associated Press count showed Thursday after the military announced the deaths of three Americans, while car bombs targeting Iraqi security forces killed at least four people in separate attacks.
Reuters
Slideshow: Iraq
Latest headlines:
· Bush, Allawi discuss situation in Iraq: White House
AFP – 7 minutes ago
· Political survivor Chalabi reaches out to Iraq insurgents
AFP – 12 minutes ago
· Iraq car bombs kill six, Shiites pressure Kurds on government
AFP – 28 minutes ago
Special Coverage
Two suicide car bombs exploded outside the Interior Ministry in eastern Baghdad Thursday, killing at least two policemen and wounding five others, police Maj. Jabar Hassan said. Officials at nearby al-Kindi hospital said 15 people were injured in the blasts, part of the relentless wave of violence since the Jan. 30 elections.
Another car bomb targeting a police convoy exploded in Baqouba, 35 miles northeast of the capital, killing one Iraqi policeman and a civilian, the U.S. military said. Six police and 10 other civilians were also wounded.
Amid the violence, interim Prime Minister Ayad Allawi extended the state of emergency, first announced nearly four months ago, for another 30 days until the end of March. The order remains in effect throughout the country, except in northern Kurdish-run areas.
The emergency decree includes a nighttime curfew and gives the government extra powers to make arrests without warrants and launch police and military operations when it deems necessary.
The latest reported American deaths brought the toll to 1,502 since the United States launched the war in Iraq in March 2003, according to the AP count.
The military said two U.S. troops died Wednesday in Baghdad of injuries suffered when a roadside bomb struck their vehicle. Another soldier was killed the same day in Babil province, part of an area known as the “Triangle of Death” because of the frequency of insurgent attacks on U.S. and Iraqi forces.
At least 1,140 Americans have died as a result of hostile action, according to the Defense Department. The figures include four military civilians.
Since May 1, 2003, when President Bush (news – web sites) declared that major combat operations in Iraq had ended, 1,364 U.S. military members have died, according to the AP count. That includes at least 1,030 deaths resulting from hostile action, the military said.
The tally is based on Pentagon (news – web sites) records and AP reporting from Iraq.
The U.S. exit strategy is dependent on handing over responsibility for security to Iraq’s fledgling army and police forces. Forming Iraq’s first democratically elected coalition government is turning out to be a laborious process.
The car bombers in Baghdad were trailing a police convoy that was trying to enter the Interior Ministry, Hassan said. Iraqi security forces opened fire on the vehicles and disabled them before they could arrive at a main checkpoint, said Col. Adnan Abdul-Rahman, an Interior Ministry spokesman.
Iraqi forces also killed one Iraqi man during clashes with gunmen in the northern city of Mosul, army Capt. Sabah Yassin said. Two soldiers were injured.
Also in the north, insurgents blew up a gas pipeline that links Kirkuk to Dibis, about 20 miles away, said Col. Nozad Mohammad, a state oil security official in Kirkuk. Mohammad said the blast would cut gas production, but he could not say by how much.
Talks aimed at forging a new coalition government faltered Wednesday over Kurdish demands for more land and concerns that the dominant Shiite alliance seeks to establish an Islamic state, delaying the planned first meeting of parliament.
Shiite and Kurdish leaders, Iraq’s new political powers, failed to reach agreement after two days of negotiations in the northern city of Irbil, with the clergy-backed candidate for prime minister, Ibrahim al-Jaafari, leaving with only half the deal he needed.
The Shiite-led United Iraqi Alliance, which has 140 seats in the 275-member National Assembly, hopes to win backing from the 75 seats held by Kurdish political parties so it can muster the required two-thirds majority to insure control of top posts in the new government.
Al-Jaafari indicated after the talks that the alliance was ready to accept a Kurdish demand that one of its leaders, Jalal Talabani, become president. However, he would not commit to other demands, including the expansion of Kurdish autonomous areas south to the oil-rich city of Kirkuk.
Kurdish leaders have demanded constitutional guarantees for their northern regions, including self-rule and reversal of the “Arabization” of Kirkuk and other northern areas. Saddam relocated Iraqi Arabs to the region in a bid to secure the oil fields there.
Politicians had hoped to convene the new parliament by Sunday. But Ali Faisal, of the Shiite Political Council, said the date was now postponed and that a new date had not been set.
“The blocs failed to reach an understanding over the formation of the government,” said Faisal, whose council is part of the United Iraqi Alliance.
The Kurds, he added, were “the basis of the problem” in the negotiations.
“The Kurds are wary about al-Jaafari’s nomination to head the government. They are concerned that a strict Islamic government might be formed,” Faisal said. “Negotiations and dialogue are ongoing.”
In another twist, alliance deputy and former Pentagon favorite Ahmad Chalabi was to meet Thursday with Allawi, whose party won 40 seats in the assembly. It was unclear why the meeting between the two rivals was taking place.
Both are secular Shiites opposed to making Iraq an Islamic state. Concerns over a possible theocracy are especially pertinent because the main task of the new assembly will be to write a constitution.
Elsewhere, Saddam Hussein (news – web sites)’s lead lawyer said Tuesday’s shooting deaths of a judge and his lawyer son, both appointed to the Iraqi Special Tribunal to try the former Iraqi leader and his top henchmen, show the country remains too dangerous for such trials. The shootings marked the first time any legal staff working for the court have been killed.
“I can’t imagine how the court would begin,” Ziad al-Khasawneh told the AP in Tokyo. “The streets are burning, the judges are killed. … The advocates and the judge, they need a quiet area to read, to study, to discuss. It is impossible to make these things this year, or after this year.”
PLEASE SAY A PRAYER FOR OUR MEN. THEY NEED WHATEVER WE CAN GIVE THEM. WHETHER IT IS EMOTIONAL SUPPORT OR A CARE PACKAGE. WE MUST DO WHATEVER WE CAN TO TAKE CARE OF THEM. TAHT EVEN INCLUDES YOU TED. IF YOU WERE OVER THERE, WE WOULD DO THE SAME THING FOR YOUR SORRY ASS. WE WOULD TRY TO GET YOU OUT AND/OR HELP YOU. NOT THAT YOU WOULD HATE US ANY LESS.
March 3rd, 2005 at 10:47 amHey Ted-
March 3rd, 2005 at 11:42 amWhy can’t you answer the fuckin question?
you must be living in some kind of a fantasyworld” if you think the president is bringing some kind of “peace’ to the mideast.
Or better yet I seem to have some balls-unlike your stupid redneck self that is too stupid to look at the damn television screen and see the dead people,or the ones who are raped and killed in places like Abu Ghraib.Or perhaps you are just a classic case of hypocrisy.
You claim to want to bring peace there-yet not Rumsfels nor Bush or anyone in the damn GOP can take any kind of responsibility for these things.
I wouldn’t expect them to.
and yes I DO have balls-i have balls to tell you directly(and If I could see your face I’d do the same thing)-to ask you directly(which you don’t have the balls to answer your own self)
If you BELIEVE SO MUCH in invading Iraq-WHY AREN’T YOU THERE SMART ASS?: DO YOU NOT HAVE THE BALLS YOU STUPID REDNECK?ARE YOU AFRAID OF BEING KILLED?i thought you believed in the damn war
John, you may think this is bullshit, but I am being serious. Our little back and forth has been fun, but I want to stop now. It has gone far enough. What started out as me just wanting to have a little fun pushing the buttons of some libs has turned into something ugly and unnecessarily mean. I accept full responsibility for my part in the decline of this debate. Unlike my earlier apology which was total BS, this one is sincere. I am truly sorry if I offended anyone who has read this. I got caught up in the heat of the debate and went too far on several occasions and for that I am sorry. John, after reading your last posting, I came to the realization that what we say to each other will never change our minds on the positions we hold, but taking it to a personal and unnecissarily mean level doesn’t solve anything. At the end of the day we are all Americans and we should all want what is in our country’s best interest. We may disagree on how that should be achieved, but we should debate that in a civilized way that doesn’t involve name calling or personal attacks. You guys may not beleive this, but I do mourn for every soldier that has been killed in Iraq and Afghanistan and I pray every night for their families. I have also contributed to several funds set up for the wives, husbands, and children of slain soldiers. You don’t have to beleive that if you choose, but I have. You may not beleive this either, John, but if I were young enough, I would have volunteered the day after 9/11. I understand now where your feelings toward this war come from, and I know that you guys do support the troops in your own way. I just don’t agree that these guys are dying in vein. That is my opinion. I beleive that they have sacrificed their lives for a noble cause. Having said that, I do now respect your opinions of this war(Iraq), and I understand your passion about this subject. So I just want to say one thing and you guys are going to think this is total BS, but I assure you it is not! I am from this point forward going to try my best to listen respectfully to opposing opinions and not instinctively attack anyone who has a different view than my own. I hope that you guys will beleive this posting, because I swear on my mother’s life that it is sincere. Ted.
March 3rd, 2005 at 11:53 amAnd I would like to add another point TED:
March 3rd, 2005 at 11:57 amAccording to the 9/11 comission(which George opposed before he was nearly forced to allow it to go through)ther is FACTUALLY NO connection between Iraq and 9/11 nor does Iraq have weapons of mass destruction
However George claimed that “you know I don’t testify-but i”ll be glad to visit wih them”-so he did-under closed doors with dick(cheney) by his side under these provisions
It would be under closed doors
none of the info would be recorded transcribed or made public at all
Of course one can see that this is extremely suspicious-
the response:it’s important that we don’t reveal how we collect information because we are fighting “an enemy” and that’s what the enemy wants”(smirk)
Interesting.Perhaps you should explain it
Greg, I apologize to you as well. I am sorry for what I said to you. As I said in my previous posting, if I were young enough, I would volunteer. I do mean that. I will no longer question any of you patriotism or loyalty to this country. I was only trying to push all of your buttons. I know that all of you love this country just as much as I do. Once again, I am sorry for any offensive postings written in an attempt to stir emotions. Ted.
March 3rd, 2005 at 12:03 pmI apologize as well
March 3rd, 2005 at 12:16 pmMy anger went out of control
i don’t want to see anyone give up their life in Iraq-even mean people
March 3rd, 2005 at 12:18 pmI am better than that
This is good. Now if more people can do this we could maybe get something done. Thanks Ted. I think we were pushing back. That’s kind of the problem with this type of ‘talking’. There’s noone there to interrupt your train of thougt. You can sit there for 15 minutes trying to articulate how you feel. By the time you’re done, you can have a pretty cold-hearted response. I mean that from both sides. It’s to damn easy to flame. I am sorry for my over-reactions too. I only wish i could take every single thing i am thinking and feeling and be able to lay it all out on a table and step away. But, it’s not easy. I can hug a tree or two and feel good about myself. But i can’t think of what’s going on out there right now and feel anything good. Maybe i was brought up a bit of a pansy. I’m willing to admit that. But, I’m hittin 40 right now, and i have a 6 year old son. I am scared shitless for him. No matter what your political conviction, evangelical position, or lot in life is, noone can say what this world will be like in 15 years. I am just way too worried that it might be going very wrong. I saw a show that had a democrat talking about the death toll in Iraq. This is not meant to incite anything, but it angered me. The opposing party asked how many people had died in this war. The response was about 1,500. Then he retorted with, ‘well, that’s well worth it. That is a low death toll. A very minor sacrifice.’ While that may be true, my feeling go more out to those who are still alive with life-changing disabilities. My wife has MS. I take care of her because i love her. And, i know she loves me back. While that is a debilitating disease, it is not like what happens to our soldiers over there. This whole thing just seems almost pointless. When you consider the countless family members who are directly affected by that person who was maimed or killed, you get a much more staggering number of lives changed as a result of this war. 10,000 injured, 1,500 killed. Close to 12,000 total. Consider that each persons life affects only 10 people. That number is now 120,000. Then, tink of the fatherless children who grow up and have their own children. There’s an effect there, too. The way these children will treat themselves, their spouses, their friends. The effect will last for generatons. Just like with any other war. But, that doesn’t make it less painful to watch. I look into myself to much. This country belongs to all of us. We should all be able to make these decisions together. It just doesn’t seem to be going that way. Once again, thanks Ted. It takes a bigger man to be the first to admit when smethings gone too far.
March 3rd, 2005 at 11:31 pmJohn, thank you for your kind words and for accepting my apology. I feel a lot better now. My first cousin has MS, so I know what you and your wife are going through, but not on a day by day basis the way you do. But I do see how much of a struggle my cousins life is everyday. I will be praying for your wife and for you as well. I am sure you are a great caregiver, I can feel it in the way you write about her. I agree with you about the wounded from the war. You make an excellent point about the 10 people affected by the 12,000 total dead and severly wounded. I think of the families everytime I hear about a fatality, but it is true that the wounded are often overlooked. Well John, I don’t know if you will read this posting, but if you do, thanks again and all the best to you and your wife. I will be keeping both of you in my prayers. Ted
March 4th, 2005 at 8:59 amAnd here I was, spoiling for more hostility….
Good job, John and Ted.
March 4th, 2005 at 10:47 pmThis was an interesting turn of events, wasn’t it? Ted, us Libs will get you in a love-in yet. Let’s all get in a circle, smoke a joint, and pray to mother earth ;-)
March 5th, 2005 at 3:11 amIt’s been good finding a middle-ground. Let’s all work to get others to do the same.
Damn. I really did say some horrible shit. I need to check myself. I just went back and read what i was posting. Holy Hell. What was i thinking? I think i owe evryone here now, and everyone to com an apology for the stuff i came up with in the past postings. I am truly sorry. I can be a serious dick.
March 5th, 2005 at 3:17 amAw, dangit. Now that we’ve made nice, noone wants to talk around here. Helloooo. Do i gotta be mean again? Uh…. Fuck Ted? No. Crap. I didn’t mean it, anyway. I guess we killed this thread with our rantings.
March 6th, 2005 at 4:37 amAfter reading this thread from its inception, and then reading (and participating) in the subsequent vitrole we all spewed afterwards, it occurred to me how much this reminded me of growing up with my brothers. We all disagreed, cursed each other, fought countless times, and talked mercilessly about each other—but underneath it all—WE KNEW—we were family!! Isn’t this what REALLY makes us great?? Now that we’ve had our ‘family spat’ lets try to use this thread to teach each other (and learn) exactly who and what is taking these rights from us and leading us all to oblivion. If we but only look at the writings and intents our founders were trying to establish–FOR US–then we would all, perhaps this one time, see to what extent this fascist wanna-be tyrant is willing to go to destroy this country and all we believe in, and truly does not care for those principles, nor Ted, nor Tim, nor Greg, nor ME!! We ALL must stand together and realize that these occupants of the WH are only serving their own purposes and couldn’t care less about real freedom, and real patriotism,real heroes,,,,,,and yes, real family—not just Pentagon produced, Madison Ave manufactured , gingoistic, pseudo-nationalism empty sloganings and 15 second stage props. We (now) are NOT the America we think and profess ourselves to be, when we are the worlds leading slayers of children, weapons armer, human rights violator, eco-destroying, and resource devouring entity in the history of man. Yet, it really does feel good to read this thread from beginning to especially the last 10 or 12 postings, and see that there is still a lot to be hopeful for, and love, about this U.S. ‘family’. Ted, I am a FLAMING LIBERAL and 180 degrees opposite your views, but I will fight like a demon FOR your right to express them. It would not be hard to fight NEXT to you for what this country really stands for—- So I just wanted to say—–thanks, guys.
March 8th, 2005 at 5:24 amCan’t we all just get along?(without insulting each others ideology)
March 8th, 2005 at 1:40 pm223. is for you Red Baron.
March 8th, 2005 at 1:40 pmzzzzzzzzzzz. Huh? What? Is there another fight brewing? I’ve been away for a few days. Thought I’d check back in. In a strange sort of way, i miss this thread. I must’ve posted 15 or more times here…. It just feels like home now. Whussup Ted? Tim.. Greg…anybody out there. Somebody’s got to get Ted going again, Damnit! ;-)
March 9th, 2005 at 1:55 amTed, regarding 223 & 224—no insult intended. However, that is precisely WHY there has been so much negative discourse regarding this thread. READ,man,READ what people are actually writing and saying here. Put aside the exaggerated self-importance and understand—it has not been about YOU (nor even—your beliefs). My comments, and most of the others pertain to what is/has been done globally by the so-called ‘elected’ leaders of the people. Our angst, our anquish, our anger is concerning their mis-deeds,or more accurately, the lies that were told by them to manipulate the fears,beliefs and uncertainties of certain Americans. Most of these un-truths were perpetrated to gain power, so in that sense, I can understand why many Americans might have been mis-led by the massive amount of mis-information needed to affect this. But reality dictates that you HAVE to judge a person by his actions, his deeds. Given that, you (not you–personally) cannot (or should not) revere this man as a ‘great leader’ or even a mediocre one. You cannot take a surplus then reverse it to a ten-fold deficit and think this is good for the country. Under his regime, America has lost its ability to create jobs, lost its middle class, lost its borders,will lose most of its next generation, lost its world lead in domestic productivity, lost its credibity, even lost its ability to economically sustain a war—and thats only a very small % of whats wrong—-DOMESTICALLY ! We won’t even go into the ramifications or impact of the ‘project for the New American Century’ or the staggering increase in natural disasters and phenomena happening right before our eyes. This thread simply does not provide the space to itemize the criminal deeds of this administration. But what is most sad to me, is that it has garnered much of its success because it has parlayed so-called ‘wedge-issues’ like race, wealth, religion, poliltics and education to keep us focused on each other and not the real assault upon all of the above. We have to wake up and realize that we’re already many light years beyond where Orwell envisioned us and are well on our way to massing the world’s cultures against our own. So my comment to you Ted is—-it has never been about your idealogies, but only how they force me to follow a current reality that diametrically opposes my idealogy and my reality.
March 9th, 2005 at 2:28 am……….MUST RESIST URGE TO ATTACK THE LIBERALS!!!!!………MUST FIGHT INSTINCT TO REVERT TO VERBALLY ASSAULTING THEM!!!!!…….THEIR POWERS OF CONDESCENTION ARE TOO STRONG TO RESIST!!!!!!………..PINKO, COMMIE, ASSHOLES!!!!……. whew, that felt good!!!!!………Sorry about that guys, it just slipped out. Nothing personal.
March 9th, 2005 at 9:35 amHey, Red Baron. Please stop it. I am a Liberal myself. I prescribe to virtually no Right-Wing points-of-view. However, not long ago, Ted mentioned he was going to try to listen with a little more respect. If that’s true, we have accomplished something here. Something good. Not only with Ted, but with the rest of us here. A republican listening to a Liberal is not an easy task. An even harder task still is a Liberal listening to a Republican. If this man means what he says, it is an accomplishment for everyone here. Including himself. Don’t kill this by restating most of wha’s already been said. I still wanna smack Ted a good one. But, i respect his Pub ass. So i am going to refrain from that. I was just poking fun at the guy with some of my last posts. I think he knows that. Seeing as his last post was a little more ‘Toungue-in-cheek’ than his previous ones. By the way, pretty funny, Ted. You’d make a great Liberal. Just try cursing a little more and you’ll fit right in. The ‘Commie-Asshole’ thing was a good start, though.
March 9th, 2005 at 1:55 pmListen you slack- jawed halfwit simpleton. Take your freaking dumbass ideas and go back to the dog pack that raised you and howl at the moon. You know who I’m talking to.
March 11th, 2005 at 7:41 amNo, not really. We’re not sure who you’re talking too. General hateful spewing can apply to almost anyone when it comes from an ignorant arse. Direct your hatred. It’s much more effective that way.
March 11th, 2005 at 1:56 pmAnd don’t forget Lewis Black’s dictum: Hate in the now.
Speaking of hating in the now, does anyone else see the irony of the turning Social Security into Social Insecurity, not to mention passage of the Credit Card Issuers Relief Act of 2005? Both of these monstrosities are going to hurt people in the Red States a lot more than in the Blue. I’ll bet a month’s pay that a much smaller percentage of people in Manhattan depend on Social Security than in, say, Ector County, Texas. And people in Midland-Odessa are going to get hammered a lot harder than the denizens of the Upper West Side by “bankrupcby reform.”
But conservatives are so much smarter than us.
March 13th, 2005 at 12:33 pmHey John—-I know you’re really cringing in fear now and asking yourself’ WHO IS THAT MORON RAYMOND C?’ With Ted we may not have agreed with him—but, at least, he could articulate himself with clarity—unlike THIS RETARD!! I am forced, like you, to assume that his comments were apparently aimed at you. However, given his limited ability to adequately clarify this, one can only quess!! Ironic how his juvenile response reminds me of a certain former Texas governor who similarly has a problem expressing himself! ANYWAY—on to other items—-I’ve had to work out of town the last few days and have not had the time to respond to your earlier msg (228). On this, I have to concede—you’re right–I concur; I admire ol’ Ted for standing up for his views however contrary they are to mine,he at least, in the end, left it open to mature discussion, and like you, I miss those ol’ halcyon days of yore when we used be called ‘PINKO, COMMIE ASSHOLES’ I kinda liked that one too! Perhaps it is an arbiter of good things to come if we could reach a modicum of civility, so I want to extend a hand across the aisle to ol’ Ted—and thanks for refereeing. Maybe we can get ol’ Ted to one day hug a tree, remember Bambi’s mom,wear a tie, read a book, use deodorant, brush ALL of his teeth—and not the one that protrudes, read the constitution, demand a presidential recount, salute John Kerry, watch CNN, donate to a liberal college, support Prof. Churchill, vote for Hilary, love Bill Cli——ok, ok, TOO MUCH COFFEE!!!—-I’M JUST KIDDIN’!!! But we can still hope, can’t we?? As for Raymond C (and this thread) WHERE ARE ALL OF THE WINGNUTS?? You’d almost think a black family has moved onto this site or something—they’ve all left for a tent revival—-or what!??! I quess that explains it—-they left their in-bred son/brother/cousin Raymond C here to defend the homestead—–or did he just accidentally escape from the attic while they were hosing it out??——–ha, ha.
March 14th, 2005 at 7:31 amI think Raymond C was talking to Ted. Rightwingers usually start right in with slurs on our patriotism and accusations of homosexualty (as if that is an insult; it sort of reminds me of being called a n*****lover back in the sixties), while we make cracks about their intelligence. Not that either side has a monopoly on these insults; my own chickenhawk fixation is essentially an attack on their patriotism.
March 14th, 2005 at 8:10 pmListen you doltish loser your mental capacity is about equal to a chihuahuas gonads. You blindly spew deceitful sleaze like a fawning twit. Go back to your trailer and pop another six-pac. And if you think I’m talking to you you’re right.
March 18th, 2005 at 6:07 amTo Raymond C—Listen, you deluded orangutan, I won’t even try to ask just WHO you’re referring to—I’ll just assume its me, since once again, you don’t have the mental dexterity or verbal skills to articulate exactly to whom you’re directing your drivel —–or is it because you choose to hide your cowardice(and lack of knowledge) behind vague generalities and the best you can come up with is infantile critiques like “chihuahuas gonads”(?)–lets talk about some REAL issues for a change—and see just which one of your two brain-cells actually has a vibration to it!
But, assuming all that you say is true—- and when comparing my ‘mental capacity’ to yours as you described—thats still the equivalent of comparing the planet Earth to a BB!!
Do you REALLY know the definition of the word ‘deceitful’? it doesn’t apply here—-you dolt! I didn’t make ANY comments that could be construed as deliberately mis-leading—-everything I said about you(as you’ve already proven–is gospel–as in TRUTH !!)
Lastly, isn’t the stereotypical view of red-state true-blood Bush-ite Republicans one of ass-crack showing, no drawers wearin’, once-a-month shavin’, greasy baseball-cap wearin’, Nascar wannabes who confuses Bush with Jesus, don’t know the difference (when spelling) between Iran or Iraq— and live in trailers and guzzle six-packs?? I’M THE LEFT-WING DEMOCRATIC LIBERAL who supposedly eats quiche, reads Bill Clinton and donates to liberal, radical hippie-professors at left-wing universities—remember??
You’re too stupid to even keep the stereotypes right—you idiot. Once again, don’t blog—-unless you have an issue of merit—- one worth discussing, you imbecile!
March 19th, 2005 at 1:45 amOk pal let me lay it out for you. Lets start with your name “The Red Baron”. You are a Nazi plain and simple. Then you babble on about hugging bunny-rabbits and other such prattle. With your inane posts above you attempt to make us beleve what is not true, which is deception. I suspect that you secretly are a bible-thumping redneck hick. So what do we have? A Nazi loving treacherous born-again nut with missing teeth pretending to be a warm and fuzzy liberal.
March 20th, 2005 at 3:17 amWell, Well, so the mentally DEAD has arisen!! Like you’re probably fond of saying—-’well praise Jeezuss!!!’
Hey clown, my handle “the Red Baron” has nothing to do with being a Nazi, altho I’m familiar with the German Ace from whence it was borrowed—-it was given to me (by Fraternity Bros) for a completely different reason, I would venture to say you (and your blood-lines are FAR CLOSER to Nazi stock than mine will ever be.) You’re so stupid you probably think when NFL teams ‘blitzkrieg’ its a German plot to corrupt the sport—-sheesh!
Two things are immediately obvious to me and reveal a lot about you. 1st, you’re very INSECURE (almost paranoiacally so)—-so shaky are you in your belief system, its plain that you fear someone is trying to deceive you with knowledge you perceive to be ‘deception’ although you have not yet offered any idea of what the hell you’re talking about !! Secondly, you’ve posted here at least THREE times—and you’ve yet SAID NOTHING, ADDED NOTHING or INVOKED any revelatory ideas or discourse to this log.
If you doubt my sincerity concerning this country, and feel that the fools in D.C.(Bush, Cheney, Rove, Wolfowitz and Perle) truly CARE about your self-deceiving Butt, then by all means—–”BRING IT ON!!—you (as a Bushie) should be able to realize what THAT means!! So once again, I put forth the challenge to you: either define a subject and delineate its merits (as you see them) or stay the hell off this blog until you graduate to——–what?—–the 7th grade??!??
March 20th, 2005 at 5:20 amParanoiacally?? Thats not even a word you mindless troll.
March 20th, 2005 at 9:36 amSince you don’t want savings accounts for social security you apparently want old people to live in carboard boxes and starve to death.
I have read some of your absurd posts. Such as we have lost our middle class, lost our borders,will lose most of our next generation. Why don’t you just board up the windows and pull a mattress over you? George Bush dismantled Gore and crushed Kerry with his clear and compassionate vision. He makes me feel safe.
HaHa.I got the last word in. Sweet. I rule!
March 20th, 2005 at 6:48 pmWell—-at least you have FINALLY touched upon an issue!!
First of all, you dolt, I wish I had a dime for all the typos I see on this page—-but THAT is not the issue, we ALL make typos from time to time when we’re hurrying to express a point. Case in point, I challenge you, dumb-ass, to find ‘carboard’ boxes anywhere in Webster’s—but, you see, I can overlook that—-because I’m more interested in whatever ISSUE/ISSUES you may be making here. HOWEVER, it does frighten me to be posting against an idiot who can’t even SPELL HIS OWN NAME!! Is it RAYMOND or is RAMOND—you damn fool!!?
To address your point about ‘feeling safe’—-thats most of the crap thats fostered upon you ‘never read a book–unless you agree with it’ red-staters (man, I hate these simplistic stereotypes) because they distract from the realities you obviously are afraid to address.
Lets just take a cross-section of citizens and classes in society now. YOUR leaders ‘clear and compassionate vision’ has seniors sincerely afraid of his social security ‘reforms’ (and rightfully so)–you don’t honestly expect a generation of seniors (many of whom are NOT greatly educated) to handle the day-to-day nuances of personal financial ramifications? THIS is sub-consciously what is bothering MOST people I know about this ‘vision’ —there has been no educational preparation FOR it (not on ANY level). In his first administration, YOUR leader benefited his CORPORATE pals (Ken Lay et al), this time around, he setting up wind-fall legislation to benefit his Wall Street FINANCIAL cronies; who are even now being set up to administrate(wink,wink) these accounts. These same seniors, in many parts of the country, are waging court battles to preserve their homes and neighborhoods against their OWN elected officials who have decided their homes and properties are of more benefit to the local governments IF varied business interests TOOK them instead–yes, I can FEEL the ‘compassion’ washing all over me!!
There are more men unemployed in this country NOW than at any other time since the Great Depression,–his ‘vision’? to do nothing but allow even more jobs to be parceled overseas—-can’t you just FEEL the love??! there are more illegal aliens running amuck in this country than ever before—-his ‘vision’? Well, before the elections it was to pander to the Hispanic vote by ignoring the border of his own ‘Home’ state–Texas; after the election?? well, lets just say the Hispanics are starting to(’clearly’??) understand an ol’ American expression called ‘being reamed’, now, his plan is to execute provisions of the Patriot Act–by establishing universal state border “ID’s” for ALL Americans—MY VISION?–I see flashes of old Nazi WWII movies—”vhere are your papers, mein herr’? at our state borders!–Yep. it’s clear to me he cares about our personal freedoms—maybe, thats why he let the banned weapons law expire, so terrorists buying them will make ME feel more ’safer’. There are more hungry children forced to fend for themselves ( for a multitude of recent social ills than I can list here) than ever before—One reason is because there are more men (and women) behind bars than at any other time in US history–(yeah, I know–you probably feel they deserve to be there—but it would pay for us to try to examine the reasons and remedies for this being so)—his ‘compassion’?? –to ignore the problem even exists—–can we REALLY stand any more of this compassion?? I could go very much into other examples and in-depth into the ones given—but most reading these post know them too. What I would like to address to you (Raymond C) is can you name ONE, just ONE area of REAL success or accomplishment that you can attribute to this clown you call President?? Other than what he has fooled many of you conservatives with already??—that is—that he’s some kind of “War President”—strong on terrorism (not when Iraq and the terrorist situation is FAR WORST now, than before he gained office–no, don’t believe for one second the contrived “success” of the elections—1. they have , at least, 2 other elections to go—just to determine the government they’ll have; and 2. they were voting to rid Iraq of the AMERICAN PRESENCE there(not officials–for many of them listed were not even RUNNING for office!!)—for that, they braved the bombings, etc—now Raymond, what does that tell you about the ‘will’ of the Iraqi people??) No, he’s just a common war-mongerer! You cons brag that he ‘dismantled’ Gore, Kerry, etc—thats easy to do— when corruption ruled the election day ala Karl Rove—but even thats another whole post!
The interesting thing for me, concerning many of you Limbaugh disciple, Bushite-neocon wanna-be types, is that many of the neocons stated goals have NOTHING to do with you or even traditional Republicans—- (the two are not necessarily the same), they are exacting an agenda that will ultimately have you (as well as me) ‘boarding up windows’ to keep the government out—-now here is the crux of the problem–YOU feel the truncation of our constitutional rights is ok—because somehow YOU think you’re on some kind of ‘winning side’–the RIGHT side—-but alas my friend, you’re just among the most deluded. All the neocons have done is preyed upon the obvious ‘anxious masculinity’ issues many of you insecure, gotta-kill-sump’in’, homophobic, wannabe macho-men possess. All the references you’ve made here imply that ‘real men’–like you, just COULDN’T be ‘fawning twits’ or ‘bunny-huggers’, no, not you ‘real’ John Wayne-types, yet, ALL of you fear with unbridled hatred the idea of Hillary Clinton running for office—why?? Does the idea of strong, accomplished, intelligent WOMAN somehow interfere with your MANLY notions of ‘the little lady’?? Thats why you believe Bush has ‘made you feel safe’–(while other real men are fighting YOUR fight FOR you)—what a wienie!! You like his pompous swagger, his dim-witted, ‘aw shucks’ demeanor, his mission-accomplished, battle-hardened, sock-stuffed-in-the-crotch-of-his-jump-suit toughness, his ‘BRING IT ON” bravado (as long as someone else is paying for it), his taking credit for an Iraqi election process he was vehemently against—-yeah, you see visions of Gary Cooper, Clint Eastwood and Ah-nuld Swartzenegger everytime his ‘lap-bitch’ Hannity ‘interviews’ him (yuck,yuck)—-he has become for many effete, sexually repressed, fearful petty little men like you—the ultimate ‘macho-man’—-Easily forgetting the implications of what the Gannon/Guckert ties to many (including Bush)in the WH portends. Had Clinton had affiliations with ANYONE with half the background of Gannon—you punks would have had a field day with it!! With your ‘Alpha Male’ Bush—it barely created a ripple; so when DO WE get to use the word——IMPEACHMENT?? Many of you can never get past the sexual machinations to really see this guy for what he is—a opportunistic punk—who’s on the verge of driving this country bankrupt!!—-but just like the little lady of the house—he “makes you feel safe”—–pppllzzz–somebody give Ramona a tampon!
March 20th, 2005 at 8:46 pmDear Red Baron AKA The Aryan Superman: I see you refer to the governor of California as Ah-nuld. So it it apparent you hate minorities and are a latent skinhead.
March 21st, 2005 at 5:56 amMore men unemployed now than since the depression? That is a meaningless statement. You have to compare unemployment rates you brainless twit. The rate was 9.7% in the 1980s its 5.4% now.
Thanks to JBs vision we are standing proud in the world. The name USA strikes fear and respect.
Oh, and everybody makes typos, which means mispelling a word. What you did was MAKE UP A WORD. Or perhaps you meant to type paranoidicly? Uh thats not a word either. You sir are mildly illiterate.
JB’s vision? Damn right! James Brown rules. USA: Land of the free and home of the funk!
March 21st, 2005 at 8:50 amJB=Jeorge Bush don’t you know who our presdent is?? He thrashed John Kery in the last election do I have to tell you evrything?
March 21st, 2005 at 9:30 amTo: Raymond, Raymone or Ramond—-(whatever)
It is rapidly becoming a waste of time to meander back and forth with you, primarily because its such a one-sided debate. You (it seems with ample amounts of time throughout the day) are only examining MY posts for irrelevant ‘bites’ and are responding to them like a trained seal.
First, on your ‘most relevant’ point, i.e., my inability to spell ‘paranoiac’–one who is afflicted with paranoia–(you). ‘verb’–part of speech that expresses an ‘existence or action’–hence, paranoiac–(you). ‘adverb’–part of speech that MODIFIES a verb or adjective–’ly’ suffix—hence, paranoiacally–are you gettin’ this?
Point 2: You’ve tried twice before to infer a racial element behind my comments—school of last resort? The race-card? PPLLZZ! First, it was (The Red Baron nickname) and now, this ‘Ah-nuld’ comment—you are an idiot!! Anyone with an iota of brains (which excludes you) would know it’s merely a play on how he pronounces it himself. If you went out and got a job (oh yeah,—you can’t—your hero has ‘out-sourced it) instead of goofing off around the trailer all night (and day) playing on your girlfriend’s computer (while SHES at work), you’d be sufficiently exposed to enough diverse information to realize every comment does NOT have a racial aspect to it!
Point 3: If you would stop gleaning all your information from Google—(which is where you got your unemployment stats)–Google—”US unemploment rates”–(you’re SOOO predictable)—you’d have figured out that I was intentionally speaking in general to avoid statistical minutia (no one reading this post wants to hear me spew statistics). In simple terms that even you’d understand—-the statement is accurate simply because there are MORE employable MEN (and total people) numerically than in 1925-1935. Next, anyone who researches KNOWS that the figure you quote: 5.4% is an inaccurate, contrived figure manipulated by this administration. Hey, you’ve got a lot of free time on your hands, it seems, just venture out on ANY city’s highways during the DAY and see how many people are about–who should be working!! THATS real world!! (In addition, for example, it INCLUDES all those in military service—this is NOT ‘employment’–its SERVICE! Also, it includes seniors working, at say, McDonald’s, Barnes & Nobles, etc.). This is whats wrong when the US government is hiding all the truth in, say——–BOOKS!! It knows, that you ignorant, idolizing, rock-star, hero-worshiping sheeple of Bush WILL NEVER question anything he spews!! You must really live some vacuous, insipid existence to think that Bush vicariously inspires you to live that ultimate ‘MACHO-FANTASY’ of big, bad, kick-ass America!! Yes, USA is inspiring “fear and respect” around the world, and sadly, YOU think THATS an accomplishment!! Think of it this way, I’m 6′3, 240 lbs—-I could probably kick your ass each day of the week—-but the issue is, should I want or have too?? Just mull on that for a while—-like PRAGO, the answers in there, man!! With threads like this one, you can, I hope, try to convey a thought here and there that will inspire another reader to go research for themselves—not smother the collective with a bunch of data.
Lastly, in truth, I haven’t decided about you yet. I can’t tell if you’re merely a clown with free time on his hands who has nothing better to do than ’stir the waters’, yet, offer nothing to the discourse; or are you merely as hopelessly stupid as you portray yourself to be with each and every post you place here. If you’re going to follow the fool, at least, know enough to know the difference between GB and JB ( you can joke it off if you want—but its pathetic you can’t (or won’t) clean up your own sloppiness.) I think thats why you haven’t made a valid argument yet, about ANYTHING!—-YOU CAN’T!! Therefore, I’m not wasting my time with you anymore until you do.
P.S.:to the Republican Cons out there who have apparently retired in shame. When are you going to collectively address this ass-hole in the WH pretending to be a ‘Pub! and stop all this inane, blind-hero worship and see that this man HAS NO RESPECT FOR THE COSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS OF ANYONE—-NOT US DEMS—-AND ESPECIALLY YOU PUBS—(the traditional ones)ITS JUST THE WOLF’S CLOTHING HE HIDES BEHIND!! COME ON!! You know your party’s behavior in the Schiavo case is deplorable!! For a party supposedly built upon “states rights”—-this is a blatent abuse of federal interference with ramifications that will one day threaten the validity of the Constitution itself. Anytime congress feels it can usurp the courts whenever they have an agenda——THEY WILL——Its obvious that the ‘Pubs are getting their asses waxed on the Social Security Reform Bill (and the REAL Iraqi situation) and they desperately need a (once again) diversionary issue!! Its all rather ironic—Bush’s SUDDEN interest in Terri’s case–all coming from a Texas Gov. who callously led the nation in executions of death-row inmates; even when it was determined some were probably innocent!! Now, this great regard for the ’sanctity of life’————-Houston, we have a problem!!
March 21st, 2005 at 9:45 pmRed Baron:
March 24th, 2005 at 5:56 amIt’s impossible to debate you. When I quote statistics from the Department of Labor you offer as rebuttal just drive around and see all the people. Wow who can argue with a powerfull statement like that. Yes I know you were just speaking generally. You wouldn’t want to actually have to prove your wild assertion.
And somehow using the internet for research is sooo predictable? I guess I should go to the library to make you happy.
You could “kick my ass each day of the week”? Hehe All I can say is bring it on Mr. Bad. You sound like you’re 15 in the school playground. What are you going to do, surge theough the wires and pop out my keyboard?
Well it’s been fun filling your need to be victimized. I could tell you are the type that goes around looking to be insulted. Glad to help.
Oh and your 6′3 and 240 lbs? Sure you are. Just like you were a pilot in the AF *tries not to laugh*
hi lady in red nice to meet you ..looking for true lady honest looking for a real man as in the last of the mohicans
April 10th, 2005 at 7:51 ami am 182 cm 88 kg caucasian
If you have to use Hannity to get a date, then obviously your a loser already.
April 18th, 2005 at 11:48 amMemo to ThinkProgress:
TP—do your homework!! Stop letting this thread descend into a cyber-billboard for gambling-addicted, non-performing sexual incompetents! Clean up (or block) all this de facto spam thats compromising any relevant exchange of ideas. Its sad to see this once vibrant thread loaded with postings that are only stupid links to stupid web-sites!
Clean it up so we can get back to teasing right-wingers about their inadequacies and intellectual/sexual shortcomings!! LOL !!!
May 1st, 2005 at 2:48 pmWho was the Red Baron? He was a Facist war-pig who was expert in sneaking up from out of the Sun. A ruthless automon of Death who delighted in terror and inhumanity. Arrogant, condecending and undoubtly mad, in the end he deteriorated into a fumbling incompetent, ultimately making the wrong choices as do those who take his name.
May 8th, 2005 at 2:05 amThus, it begins anew………..
I TRIED to avoid responding to your insipid and vacuous postings, by, it mistakenly seems, ignoring them. It appears the only meaningful and material substance to your obviously irrelevant existence is to sit there, once again, on your toothless girlfriends PC and assign some arcane ties to the original owner of my nickname and myself, when you should be sweeping out the dog pen in your trailer and earning the pork & bean dinner she works so hard to provide for you down at the poultry plant——-
But, let us progress your pretzel logic and advance the theory that , somehow, your name DOES define who you are as you apply it here:
Given that, first of all, you can’t even decide on a consistent name, we’ll only refer to the two you seem to respond to the most ( in lieu of Fido), i.e, Raymond and RC.
Who was Raymond? Well, Its possible that the name was chosen for you because one of its original menaings was ‘protection for the hands’—something you might want to keep in mind next time you’re in the washroom alone with one of THOSE magazines!!……….or, its possible that your 3rd grade educated momma was deeply moved by, and no doubt, INSPIRED to name you after Raymond Martinez Fernandez, who, in 1949, along with his over-weight, slightly retarded girl-friend (any relation to your parents???) killed the parents, then their 2 year old child for crying about it, by drowning her in a tub of dirty water(ultimately, killing over 17 people in all), while afterwards, they sought to assuage their guilt by going on a date to the movies and guzzling popcorn and coke!! (If you can read, all of this is portrayed in the novel, ‘The Honeymoon Killers’)—Just thought you might want to know what your parents inspirations were when you were hatched. Somehow, the parallels here to you (and your name) —makes me wonder, hhhhhmmmmmmm??????
Who was RC? Well, there JUST HAS TO BE a connection with you choosing THAT nickname and the “RC” Chapter 2950 state laws (Ohio, for example) that govern the registration of SEXUAL PREDATORS & PERVERTS!!—perhaps, once again, with YOU in mind??!?? uuummmmm?? As a general rule, it comes as no surprise to me that you were so infatuated with THAT nickname and decided to use it (after all—you have so much in common with the elements that predicated creating the law in the first place)—-I’ve considered reporting you to the authorities after talking to your 14 year old little sister/daughter/niece! —-Who, indeed, is RC?? Could YOU be the reason why Germany and Australia rate all materials that are ’sexually harmful to youth’ under ‘X’ and …..(gasp)….’RC’ ratings??!!?? Is this CODE or some sort of clandestine subliminal cyber msg you’re using here to tease and tantalize our youth?? Land Sakes!! or………………..maybe, its just a sign of the times under YOUR beloved leader——-George W. Bush!! ……uummm, George?—–NOW, THERE’S A THOUGHT!!………..
Who was George?? Could it be that ….(super–gasp!!)….YOUR beloved leaders name was derived after King GEORGE III (1760-1820 AD)—the same MAD King George??!!? who suffered from Porphyria and constantly went thru behavioral changes that included outbursts and expressions of anxiety, irratibility, confusion and delirium??——just like the George in the 19th Century!!!———– ;>) ………The point here, you fool, is that ANY/EVERY name probably has some less than desirable attributes to it that only a dolt would apply to its bearer——so what do we do here—- use—Alley Oop?
Soooooooo, if using my counter-parts nickname makes ME arrogant and incompetent (by your confused sense of logic)——you do a little homework on the appellations you’ve chosen to go by, and maybe you’ll get over this abberant fixation you seem to possess concerning MY name (which is primarily for privacy against jerks like you). Because it only serves to advance the theory I’ve already expostulated concerning you—–that is——you HAVE NOTHING to add to this discourse EXCEPT trite and picayune observations——–please, I implore you—-enoughs enough, lets use the power of this thread to engage germanely with Jim, John, Tim, Ted and others—who have abandoned postings here and are silently standing by and probably laughing their asses off—–at BOTH of us!! Pick a worthy topic, encourage purposeful exchange and lets discuss it; it really (in truth) is not fun to have to descend to this level of banter———
We should be better than this…….
May 9th, 2005 at 5:31 pmDear R. Baron,
May 16th, 2005 at 4:08 amThat is so hurtfull to call me vacuous. What a low blow.
Have I called you a moronic numbskull with the intellectual power of a snowflake? Did I say that you sometimes wear your pants backwards and walk into doors?
No. I have been polite and respectfull as one is with a confused child.
Actually my name is composed of the Germanic elements
Rein+mund, one who abstains from wanton discourses. A Worthy Protector. But enough about my noble lineage.
Your posts above used to be so well reasoned and concise. But sadly they have deteriorated into berserk diatribes filled with
absurdity. This is the great trap of Liberalism. It slowly eats at the mind until one is reduced to seething rage. Whereas we Conservatives are calm and thoughtfull. All we want is an up-and-down vote on a few wholesome judges. If we have to change the Constitution to do it, well you understand it’s for your own good.
to Rakeback: food for thought—-
which is greater—-the force of a volcano; the beauty of a sunset; the serenity of the ocean….or man?
Which would you rather have—–the soul of Ghandi; the spirit of Martin Luther King; the heart of Mother Theresa……or the mind of Hitler?
Just food for thought……as it occurred to me
June 2nd, 2005 at 8:56 amSidebar to ol’ Ted——-
Are you still out there Buddy? or has Bush made you give up even botherin’ to look at world events now? Shoot a line or two to the good folks out there and let ‘em know how you’re doin’—ok?
June 2nd, 2005 at 9:17 amThe President of the United States and his Neocon associates lied to the people of the United States to send them off on a war of conquest.
Defenders of the government will point to the cases listed at the top of the page as proof that lying to the people is a normal part of the leader’s job and we should all get used to it. And because “Everybody does it” that we should not single out the present administration. But this is madness. We do not catch all the murderers, yet when we catch a murderer, we deal with them as harshly as possible, in order to deter more murderers.
Right now, we have the criminals at hand. and, while other leaders in history have lied to start wars, for the first time in history, the lie stands exposed while the war started with the lies still rages on, to the death and detriment of our young men and women in uniform. We cannot in good moral conscience ignore this lie, this crime, lest we encourage future leaders to continue to lie to use to send our kids off to pointless wars. Lying to start a war is more than an impeachable offence; it the highest possible crime a government can commit against their own people. Lying to start a war is not only misappropriation of the nation’s military and the nation’s money under false pretenses, but it is outright murder committed on a massive scale. Lying to start a war is a betrayal of the trust each and every person who serves in the military places in their civilian leadership. By lying to start a war, the Bush administration has told the military fatalities and their families that they have no right to know why they were sent to their deaths. It’s none of their business.
Our nation is founded on the principle of rule with the consent of the governed. Because We The People do not consent to be lied to, a government that lies rules without the consent of the governed, and ruling without the consent of the governed is slavery.
Think about it…….
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