ThinkProgress Caption Contest
By on Apr 29th, 2005 at 2:32 pm
ThinkProgress Caption Contest
We’re just not sure what to think…
UPDATE: Quick! Someone tell Secretary Rumsfeld that Cap’n America is a friend of the terrorists!
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April 29th, 2005 at 2:34 pmRumsefeld held a press conference with his senior advisers. So what?
April 29th, 2005 at 2:37 pmOh, Alan. Don’t insult Spidey and Cap like that.
April 29th, 2005 at 2:37 pm“Rumsfeld bows his head in defeat to Spiderman and Captain America”
“And I’d have gotten away with it if it hadn’t been for you pesky superheroes.”
April 29th, 2005 at 2:39 pmEven Rumsfelds Right hand wants to help beat him up.
April 29th, 2005 at 2:40 pmCaptain America “drops the hammer” on another arch-villian.
OR
Secretary Rumsfeld turns to fictional characters to annouce another fictional victory in the war on terror.
OR
Building on the success of the Star Wars missile shield, DOD will now invest billions in top secret “Super Soldier” and “Radioactive Spider Man” projects.
April 29th, 2005 at 2:41 pmEven Rumsfelds Right hand wants to help beat him up.
April 29th, 2005 at 2:41 pmwho needs armour when you have Tobey Maguire
April 29th, 2005 at 2:41 pmHere’s a few:
- “It’s Raining Men.”
- “That Really is Wonder Woman and Not Jeff Gannon in Drag.”
- “Cleared on Abu Ghraib. Take That Red Cross and Amnesty International.”
- “It Takes a Village People”
- “Tools of the Trade”
- “Rumsfeld’s Military Transformation”
- “Donald Rumsfeld: Man in Tights”
April 29th, 2005 at 2:42 pm“Scuse me, Captain America? Can I borrow that shield for some of our humvees?
Spidey, want your own show on the Pentagon Channel?”
April 29th, 2005 at 2:43 pmCurses…..foiled again!
April 29th, 2005 at 2:43 pmHow come Wolfie and Tenet get those great costumes and all I got is this lousy tie?
April 29th, 2005 at 2:44 pm“Raise your hand, if you’re SURE.”
April 29th, 2005 at 2:45 pm“Secretary Rumsfeld (center) realizes once again his continuing need to express his manhood primarily through neoconservative policy.”
April 29th, 2005 at 2:47 pmPress Release: Sam Raimi has confirmed that audiences will see multiple villains in Spiderman 3. In a minor subplot of the film, Spiderman (Tobey Maguire) will join Captain America to take on ‘Doc Crock’, played by Donald Rumsfeld.
April 29th, 2005 at 2:49 pmRumsfeld unviels the new Iraqi anti-terrorism task force.
In other news, Zarqawi has eight mechanical arms.
April 29th, 2005 at 2:52 pmIs Donald checking out Spidey’s bulge?
Image links to a larger version:
April 29th, 2005 at 3:02 pmOk, nevermind — the image got taken out. You’d be remiss not to click here and see the WaPo image decked out Marvel style. Seriously.
April 29th, 2005 at 3:03 pmRumsfeld checks out Spidey’s package. Aides report Rumsfled “impressed.”
April 29th, 2005 at 3:03 pmNewest character you can hire for your child’s birthday party, Donald “The Rummy” Rumsfeld. Watch out kids, he’s a septuagenarian!
April 29th, 2005 at 3:04 pmWhere do you see Captain America and Spiderman????
April 29th, 2005 at 3:11 pmI see Bush and DeLay dressed as drag queens…for this occasion as Captain America and Spiderman.
They all wanted to show you middle finger, but they used it so much lately when they made promises to American people, the finger get tired so you’re seeing only a hand. But, you know…
Rummy was pissed that his Dr. Doom costume got lost in the mail.
April 29th, 2005 at 3:11 pmCapt America: “Rummy, you’re just supposed to make a face, not actually take a dump in your pants.”
April 29th, 2005 at 3:28 pmI guess Joe Camel is right out then?
April 29th, 2005 at 3:28 pmCaptain America says: I wish these guys would stop dragging my name through the mud. Maybe someone should tell this guy that war isn’t actually a comic book or a video game, that people are really dying over there. And inserting a quarter is not going to bring them back.
April 29th, 2005 at 3:29 pmSecretary Rumsfeld demonstrates solidarity with his two must trusted advisers.
April 29th, 2005 at 3:33 pmRumsfeld demonstrates that there are still “unknkown unknowns” in the Iraq war.
April 29th, 2005 at 3:56 pmOne of these guys is not like the others,
April 29th, 2005 at 3:57 pmOne of these guys is clinically insane,
Can you tell which guy has no moral fiber,
Before I finish this refrain?
Donald Rumsfeld superglues fist to head; models dressed as superheroes included in appearance to distract attention.
April 29th, 2005 at 4:21 pmLooks pretty desperate to me…lol!
April 29th, 2005 at 4:36 pmThis is all the military recruiters could come up with?
I’M BATMAN!….RECRUIT ME!
judging from Rumsfeld’s personal security, the war on terrorism is not going well.
April 29th, 2005 at 5:02 pmThis is as reality-based as it gets !!!
April 29th, 2005 at 5:12 pmRumsfeld goes out drinking with the buddies he has, not the buddies he wants or buddies he hopes to have at some future date.
April 29th, 2005 at 5:22 pmCombining superpowers – Spidey sense, an impenetrable shield, and the ability to stretch the truth into a myriad of shapes?
April 29th, 2005 at 5:22 pmIt can only mean the administration is once again preparing for war, this time in Iran.
“Damn, Donald. You forgot to change again…”
April 29th, 2005 at 5:28 pmRummy: “Wow! Nice Package, Spidey!”
April 29th, 2005 at 5:28 pmCap [moving shield in front of self]: “Uh, yeah, nice.”
Hey, fancy pants, down here… that’s a piece of my liver on the floor, you pansy ass… hehe…now who’s tough, ha?? Lighter, more mobile, just like I said you panty waist… hehe… who’s your daddy now???
April 29th, 2005 at 5:44 pmpsychologically malformed and the raw power to prove it
April 29th, 2005 at 5:52 pmSpidey and Capt. America are hangin’ out with the wrong crowd.
April 29th, 2005 at 6:08 pmThis photo just in from the AP! 3 well-known superheroes are locked in combat with “rock-paper-scissors” to see who gets to publicly announce our invasion of Iran this summer. Results aren’t clear yet, but an insider did say that Defense Man was heard screaming ” Do Overs !!!”
April 29th, 2005 at 6:21 pmTell me how much I miss Victoria Clarke!
April 29th, 2005 at 6:28 pmThe Webslinger, the Blameslinger, and the Shieldslinger flex their super powers for “America Supports You,” a Defense Department campaign
April 29th, 2005 at 6:49 pmAdult Diaper Man reveals his secret identity…
April 29th, 2005 at 9:10 pmA Rumsfeld threesome!
April 29th, 2005 at 9:15 pmIs it “MUTANT ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS”?
April 29th, 2005 at 10:49 pmOr, did the new Sec. of Education decide to apply some “No Child Left Behind” strategy in the oval office to help the “child in chief” with his comprehension skills as far as understanding what it is they actually do in the Pentagon.
April 29th, 2005 at 10:53 pm“One of these men is nothing but a cartoon of what a real man is supposed to be. Which one is he?”
April 29th, 2005 at 11:55 pm“How can I smell? I put on deoderant yesterday morning…”
April 30th, 2005 at 12:03 am“Captain America, Spiderman and Skeletor support masturbation for teenagers in Washington press conference.”
or
“Former journalist Jeff Gannon, returning to the male escort business, introduces his new stable of hot studs, ‘They’ll all be dressed like cartoon superheroes and villians,” Mr. Gannon told reporters, ‘I’m gonna make a bundle!’”
April 30th, 2005 at 8:18 amCaptain America is worse than a friend of the terrorists. He’s a cheese eating surrender monkey.
April 30th, 2005 at 11:57 amstraphangers…. a scene from the NYC subway
April 30th, 2005 at 12:01 pmHelp me!..where did the picture of Bushie holding hands with Bandur go?..
April 30th, 2005 at 2:11 pmThis is nothing. You should see the Bat-Signal Halliburton installed in Baghdad.
Rumsfeld finally announces our exit strategy. Superman will fly around the earth so fast, time will reverse itself to the day before we invaded Iraq. At which point Rumsfeld can alter the course of history, or at least give a press conference accurately setting the public’s expectations. Haven’t decided yet.
April 30th, 2005 at 3:25 pmIn the spirit of gentlemanly cooperation , superhero Spider-Man (left) takes turns with fellow hero Captain America (right) in clobbering the fascist operative known as “The Dead Skull” (center)
April 30th, 2005 at 8:46 pm[Not a caption, but a comment on the linked article. - SAR]
“At one time the G-man assigned to oversee the Avengers was a humorless arrogant prig who was always lecturing them; at another, it was an affable functionary with a high tolerance for extralegal activities. Who, if either of these, better resembles Rumsfeld we leave for readers to judge.”
Depends if you’re against him, or with him (respectively).
SR
April 30th, 2005 at 8:51 pmWho is the biggest JERK in this circle?
May 1st, 2005 at 5:54 pmYou’re going to have to come with us…
May 2nd, 2005 at 10:34 pmCommon denominator: All three live in a world of “make believe”.
July 6th, 2005 at 9:01 am“Super Patriot, wall crawling insect, Secretary of Defense, all this and more Donald Rumsfeld poses with two guys in costume.” -Wizard The Comics Magazine.
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