What Should Ashcroft Call His New Firm?
By on May 2nd, 2005 at 10:42 am
What Should Ashcroft Call His New Firm?
John Ashcroft is cashing in his government exeprience and opening a corporate lobbying firm. Send in your nominations for what Ashcroft should call his new firm.
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How about… “Beat by a Dead Guy, Inc.”
May 2nd, 2005 at 11:04 amLet the Payments Soar, LLC
May 2nd, 2005 at 11:12 amWe are a new Walmart of lobbying. Something for everybodies pocket…
May 2nd, 2005 at 11:44 amPeople for the Abrogation of the American Constitution.
May 2nd, 2005 at 11:50 amApocalypse Now?
May 2nd, 2005 at 12:04 pmWe Say, You Do – LLC
May 2nd, 2005 at 12:09 pmSteal from the poor and give to the rich Corp.
May 2nd, 2005 at 12:11 pm“The United States Attorney General’s Office.”
Oh, wait… that was the name of his first corporate lobbying firm.
May 2nd, 2005 at 12:57 pm- American Taliban Consulting Services
- Avenging Angel Associates
- Revelations Consulting: For All of of Your End of Days Needs
- Good Guys Wear White (Robes)
May 2nd, 2005 at 1:13 pmBig Brother is Watching You. Inc
May 2nd, 2005 at 1:23 pmScripture Abiding Bosom Hiding Consulting
May 2nd, 2005 at 1:50 pmPatriot Acts Consolidation of K Street (PACKS)
May 2nd, 2005 at 2:08 pm“Graft, steele and Hyde”
or
“Jesus/Ashcroft Associates”
or
“Fisher-Cutbaite”
or
“Bush League Media Buys”
May 2nd, 2005 at 3:36 pmSince Dewey, Cheetham, and Howe is taken, I’ll go with
Ashcroft, cellmate, and bitch.
May 2nd, 2005 at 5:40 pmor maybe
Kung-fu Grip Konsulting
(sinking hawk style)
May 2nd, 2005 at 5:42 pmGrease the Wheels with Crisco.
Major Organ Failure
(OK that’s when Gonzales joins the team)
Where Eagles get More
Bettter our Client than an Enemy Combatent
Law Free Zone
May 2nd, 2005 at 6:12 pmSore Eagles
May 2nd, 2005 at 6:36 pmAsscrash Associates
May 2nd, 2005 at 6:51 pmPayright & Associates
Almighty Dollar, LLC
Eagle Snatch
Arbeit Macht Frei 2.0
Or, since the name may be available for a song:
Enron
May 2nd, 2005 at 7:09 pmCrisco and Associates
May 2nd, 2005 at 9:49 pm- Cashcroft
May 3rd, 2005 at 12:12 am- Moral Extortion
- Capital Gang
‘Less for Your Money’
May 3rd, 2005 at 12:23 am‘The Singing Lobbist’
‘I Fear No Evil’
‘The House that Bush Built’
‘I’m not a Crook!’
‘
acronym : “NTIOH, INC.”
translated: “No Tits In Our House, Inc.”
-Peace
May 3rd, 2005 at 9:44 amASSCROFT INC.
This stands for:
As Said, Soon Comes Rapture OF Time
And, the slogan: Make your deals NOW, before Jesus calls you home!
May 3rd, 2005 at 1:15 pmEYE OF THE NEEDLE, Inc.
We get rich men into heaven.
May 3rd, 2005 at 1:27 pmRapture Inc.
May 3rd, 2005 at 2:10 pmAushKrauft und Freunds, N.S.
May 3rd, 2005 at 2:39 pmTo borrow from the 3 stooges:
May 3rd, 2005 at 4:59 pmDewey Cheatem & Howe
How about:
Jackass, Inc.
May 3rd, 2005 at 5:10 pmMyopia Utopia, LLC
May 3rd, 2005 at 9:50 pmAbramoff Lite
I Can’t Believe its not Attorneys General
McHalliburton
Politicians-R-Us
and of course:
May 4th, 2005 at 5:12 amHotAttorneyGeneralEscorts.com (microscopic even at attention, but he’ll take it however the GOP likes)
Profits for Prophets
May 4th, 2005 at 2:09 pmAMF LLC.
(Arbeit Macht Frei, a limited liability corporation)
May 5th, 2005 at 4:20 pmIonucorp. (pronounced “Eye on You”)
May 7th, 2005 at 6:11 pmThe Anti-Justice League?
May 12th, 2005 at 9:14 pmSatan, Satan, & Satan, Inc.?
Secretive, Paranoid, and Self-Righteous, LLC
Human Rights Ltd., Very Limited
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July 2nd, 2005 at 10:38 amhttp://www.pufan.com
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December 31st, 2005 at 4:21 am