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Tom DeLay: Paris Hilton’s New Best Friend?

It seems House Majority leader Tom DeLay and Paris Hilton have at least one thing in common: a disdain for the Internet. Maybe their fear of technology is really just a desire for a simpler life?

“We’ve got Justice Kennedy writing decisions based upon international law, not the Constitution of the United States? That’s just outrageous. And not only that, but he said in session that he does his own research on the Internet? That is just incredibly outrageous.” – Tom DeLay, 4/20/05

MSNBC Interview, 5/3/05:
Q: Do you read blogs?
Paris Hilton: What’s that?
Q: Um, they’re these things on the Internet where people write about news and stuff.
Paris Hilton: No, I don’t really read anything on the Internet except my AOL mail.



13 Responses to “Tom DeLay: Paris Hilton’s New Best Friend?”

  1. Editor DFPS says:

    It could just be that Mr. Delay does not like the part that Al Gore took in the creation of the modern internet.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_Gore_controversies#Influence_on_the_Internet


  2. tom says:

    If Al Gore had anything to do with it, it can’t be any good, right?

    Interesting story: Carter was the first President to use a word processor. Several Xerox Star machines were installed in the White House basement to produce state-of-the-art wonderfully typeset documents. When Reagan took office, he said essentially it’s Carter’s system so get rid of it (kinda like Bush’s anything-but-Clinton policies). They gave away the ten thousand dollar machines and replaced them with ribbon typewriters. A little later into his term, Reagan demanded to know why his press releases looked like crap compared to Carter’s.

    Reagan had an IBM XT on his desk in the oval office, but never turned it on.


  3. Thom says:

    Oh, you’re leaving out their mutual best friend, the Fox Network. Sleaze and bias, apparently, go together like peanut butter and jelly in Dittohead America.


  4. Ron says:

    Recant your heresies or you will end up like Giordano Bruno.


  5. Avenging Angel says:

    What else do Paris Hilton and Tom Delay have in common?

    They’re each trying to screw the whole country.


  6. Jim S says:

    bwwwhhhhaaaaaa ha ha ha ha good one angel.

    Q. What’e the difference between Bill Clinton and George Bush?

    A. Bill screwed Monica, Bush is screwing us all.


  7. tom says:

    I long for the days when our biggest complaint was that the president got a blow job.


  8. Jim S says:

    I long for the days when getting a blow job didn’t get any complaints


  9. Friendly Farmer says:

    I really don’t know if Tom DeLay can read.


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    what are u guys talking about bush rocks
    o i know ur just a bunch of dim witted
    tree hugging
    bitches that dont know what ur talking about


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