Ralph Reed: Corporation Humper
By on Jun 23rd, 2005 at 10:08 am
Ralph Reed: Corporation Humper
Ralph Reed, 6/21/05:
Friday I spoke to Boys State, the American Legion leadership development program for young men…I urged them to get involved in the civic process [and] serve the public rather than special interests.
VERSUS
Ralph Reed, email to lobbyist Jack Abramoff, 1998:
Hey, now that I’m done with the electoral politics, I need to start humping in corporate accounts! I’m counting on you to help me with some contacts.
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Good one, Judd!
June 23rd, 2005 at 10:18 amHey…at least he stopped humping his dog.
June 23rd, 2005 at 10:30 amWell maybe he’s been fixed since 1998, so no longer humps.
June 23rd, 2005 at 10:31 amReed ~ “…Humping…”
Tex Gov ~ “Mofo”
Cheney ~ “F Yourself”
Bush ~ “F Saddam, we are taking him out”
Glad to see the Christians are in charge.
June 23rd, 2005 at 10:39 amI thought he was a little “funny”.
June 23rd, 2005 at 10:40 amI dunno if getting fixed would make a difference. A friend of mine has a dog who’s been fixed and he still humps other dogs and cats.
With him it is a control thing (remember: it’s not about sex, it’s about control) — with most dogs and all cats he tries to be a top. But sometimes he’s not: at some charity dog walk, he was trying to be a bottom to a female dog who was somewhat confused but trying to play along as a top (I bet both of them at that time wished the gamut of doggy toys included strap-ons).
I wonder if this ever happens with Ralph Reed?
June 23rd, 2005 at 10:53 amIn yesterdays NY Times.com, there’s a quote about questionable payments to Ralf from Abramoff:
June 23rd, 2005 at 10:58 amReferring to the conservative leader Ralph Reed, Mr. Abramoff said to Mr. Scanlon: “$100K to Ralph..”
Here’s the full text, let’s use it to sink the “good” ship Republican:
Senators Hear of a Wink-Wink Lobbyist Move
These guys need to fry, preferably in an electric chair, for their criminal acts. But, I’m against the death penalty … so maybe, we should treat Reed and his cohorts like they (the contractors) treat the detainees at Gitmo or AG– make him hump until he is completely humiliated. Ah, that’s pretty sick, but Reed, Scanlon, Abramoff, etc. are sickos, too!
June 23rd, 2005 at 11:25 amNot that I am a Ralph Reed fan, but “humping” also means working hard. From Webster’s Third International Dictionary:
Main Entry:2hump
Pronunciation:*
Function:verb
Inflected Form:-ed/-ing/-s
transitive verb
June 23rd, 2005 at 1:08 pm1 : to exert (oneself) *last year he had to hump himself and make over a million Fortune*
When you say he should be “fixed,” do you mean “bolted on?”
June 23rd, 2005 at 1:10 pmStill, just LOOK at Ralph. Anyone that squeaky clean has GOT to be kinkier than all get out.
What constitutes being a “good Christian” these days sure passes for corruption and lying in my book. What does their book say about such things? Huh?
June 23rd, 2005 at 1:13 pmSo.. humping in the “work hard” context means “now that I’m done lying to the public and have office, I need to start -working hard in corperate accounts-”? Hmm.. needs to screw (hump in the traditional sense) the constituents and get rich from corperate monies?
No better than the joking people are making of him using the term in the traditional sense.. and has the -same- meaning (a person on the street might say “I need to fuc* around in his accounts now” meaning steal money from someone).
Repugs suck, mega-corps suck, morons that support this crap suck.. Anyone bother to see that the Supreme Court (yeah, those liberal bastards, right?) just said it’s ok for local governments to steal property from individuals to give it over to rich folks to build businesses on? So much for your family heritage.. or the land that’s been in your family for 150 years.. it belongs to some mega-developer now who wants to make a resort. This country is no longer the United States of America.. it’s fallen into some greed-ridden archaic mess where 345,000,000 citizens no longer have rights, and the top 5,000,000 richest folks get to do what ever they want to whom ever they want when ever they want. Perhaps it’s time to move to another country.. one that still adheres to it’s Constitution.. that or start a Civil war and kick out the uber-rich greedy immoral jackasses that are running the show at the moment..
June 23rd, 2005 at 1:45 pmAll of this will probably add up to Reed winning the Ga. Lt. Gov. race by 15% points. “Good hypocrite, good”
June 23rd, 2005 at 2:15 pmIn high school, Mr. Reed was voted “most likely to find deeper meaning in his J. Edgar Hoover board game.”
Run, Sparky!
June 23rd, 2005 at 3:42 pmI believe it is against to law to try to
overturn the goverment by force. Civil disobediance seems like the best. Hit the streets, highways railroads with methods
to slow down the economy. Not in an unlawful way or to cause any injury. Trucks blocking
roads, railroads etc. In the norghastern
states there are few alternate routes when
major roads are blocked.
I was in St. Marten (FWI) when a crane and
a 18 wheeler was blocking the only road to
the airport on the Dutch side. This caused
many people to miss planes etc. Turning
around meant an hour drive around the
island. Before they blocked that route also
and the French threatened to establish
martial law. This was just over a tax
dispute with Guadalupe. Millions of Franks
were lost.
The bottom line is to hurt the 1 million
June 23rd, 2005 at 10:49 pmgreedy bastards where is most effective.
The pocket book.
money exchanges
In your free time, check some helpful info about peso dollar exchange rate
October 30th, 2005 at 6:02 pm[...] Former Christian Coalition head and Abramoff associate Ralph Reed may have lost his bid for state office in Georgia, but he’s “still the owner of the consulting and lobbying firm Century Strategies. … ‘He’s working it. He’s working it harder now.‘ said a campaign staffer.” Apparently Reed knows some corporations in need of a little humping. 6:49 pm | Comment (0) [...]
July 19th, 2006 at 6:50 pmJames Dobson revealed that the reason that the reason for being the way he is goes back to an abusive mother. I wonder what may have gone on in Ralph Reed’s childhood to contribute to the person he is today.
July 19th, 2006 at 7:22 pmMaybe all the Christian extremists have some sort of screwy element to their upbringing. It would explain a lot.
It should be obvious to anyone with even an ounce of discernment or observational skills that Ralph Reed is actually a gay man, a closeted one who hates himself.
July 20th, 2006 at 1:17 am