Comments on: Pat Robertson weighs in

By: Andrew G.

Andrew G. — Sat, 12 Nov 2005 17:27:08 +0000

How can he say that the people of Dover are “good citizens” when they just voted out God?

A freudian slip?

By: MoreGooder

MoreGooder — Sat, 12 Nov 2005 16:29:32 +0000

“#65 I canâ€™t help but think that his squinting/praying face is the same as his masturbation faceâ€¦.. and donâ€™t forget simultaneous spastic head shaking.
Comment by noodles â€” November 11, 2005 @ 10:24 am ”

I haven’t thought of it that way B4. Do they only show him from the shoulders up when he “prays”? What’s he doing with his hands? Masterbation might be a more probably explanation for the squinting. It’s either plain old physical masterbation, or self-righteous megalomaniacle mental masterbation.

Take your pick. Personally, I think it’s the latter.

Yeah, the shaking head thing. Makes him look all tortured like he suffers constantly while trying to absorb all of the evils of the world. He suffers so. We should all pray for him, starting right….. now.

(Squints)

By: Johnny

Johnny — Sat, 12 Nov 2005 07:23:21 +0000

Pat Robertson is to Christianity what Osama Bin Laden is to Islam.

By: TAC

TAC — Sat, 12 Nov 2005 04:50:32 +0000

San Francisco, Berkeley and Hollywood have been spared major disasters for a long time now, so, by defintion, God must approve of the alternate lifestyles being practiced there. Proof positive, no doubt about it. On the other hand, tornados have ravaged a number of bible-thumpin’ red states in recent years, and floods have ravaged certain Jesussy midwest states, proving that God disapproves of bible thumpin’.

On another note, I’m not well-versed on the Jesus fantasy book (aka bible), but I’m pretty sure it confirms that Satan works in devious ways. Robertson, as one who promotes assassination and supported Appartite, simply cannot be a true messenger of Jesussy stuff. Might the prick actually be a demon masquerading in a Jesussy personna in order to fool his flock of morons into Hell? Who would Jesus assassinate?

By: Susan

Susan — Sat, 12 Nov 2005 03:27:26 +0000

Like sane people would turn to God anyway….

By: Nova16

Nova16 — Fri, 11 Nov 2005 20:21:38 +0000

Pat Robertson is certifiably neurotic. Fundamentalists who believe that the religious should control the secular better research the annals of history. Then follow this academic pursuit with research into physics to learn the differences among myths,theories and fact. Anyone who says they know and understand God’s will and nature is a liar,deceiver,lout,clod and Bumpkin. The unknowable world of the supernatural is a matter of metaphysical mumbo-jumbo. If any have first hand knowledge of it as Robertson thinks he has the please enlighten us.

By: Bob Loblaw

Bob Loblaw — Fri, 11 Nov 2005 18:45:15 +0000

What Pat is rely saying is “if there is a disaster in your area, don’t turn to Bush, he has long rejected you as Americans.”

By: wisedup

wisedup — Fri, 11 Nov 2005 18:28:46 +0000

its the ‘god is gonna git ya’ again…oooooooo. Typical ‘fright peddler’ syndrome….yawn. Darwin is gonna git YOU pat, and turn you into a FROG! I feel sorry for sheep that follow this jerk.

By: Now I am become death

Now I am become death — Fri, 11 Nov 2005 17:28:18 +0000

I just wish Robertson would trim those long, flowing nose hairs! UCK!

By: Jeremy

Jeremy — Fri, 11 Nov 2005 15:31:48 +0000

Sorry, once inside, click on News Flash under the heading More New Stuff.

By: Jeremy

Jeremy — Fri, 11 Nov 2005 15:29:43 +0000

Watch Pat Robertson get sucked into a hurricane:

http://www.ebolaworld.com/mainpage.html – click on hurricane Katrina flash

By: noodles

noodles — Fri, 11 Nov 2005 15:24:04 +0000

#65 I can’t help but think that his squinting/praying face is the same as his masturbation face….. and don’t forget simultaneous spastic head shaking.

By: straitjacket

straitjacket — Fri, 11 Nov 2005 15:11:22 +0000

The problem is that we don’t have to travel to Iraq to find hate-filled individuals who will threaten the use of democracy–we have it right here. So the question is, if inside America someone is threatening our freedom . . . what do we do? Why yes, I think it’s time to bring democracy to the 700 Club–I’ll definitely support that war plan.

By: Jim Brodhead

Jim Brodhead — Fri, 11 Nov 2005 14:51:14 +0000

Pat Robertson’s very existence proves there is nothing to the theory of “intelligent design”.

By: progressive and proud

progressive and proud — Fri, 11 Nov 2005 14:28:20 +0000

This is the ultimate neocon. It is clear that “intelligent” design is backdoor creationism. And you’re right MG, Pat is doing more for the liberal movement than anyone. He is utterly insane and clearly dangerous. I can’t believe people could take this creep seriously.

Trolls, yoo hoo, this guy is the epitomy of what you all stand for. He is your representative; what do you think about his comments?

By: MoreGooder

MoreGooder — Fri, 11 Nov 2005 14:15:54 +0000

Why is anyone here complaining about Pat’s ramblings? He’s doing more for us Liberals than we could ever do. The more he rants, the more rediculous his followers appear to the sane swing voters that ride the fence.

Recently, I accidently tuned in to the 700 club. Man, is it a freak show. Robertson was doing his normal praying to some phone caller, as if his prayers counted more than hers.

I wonder what the purpose is in squinting really hard when you pray. Does it somehow amplify your prayer? Someone please enlighten me.

By: Darth Filibustrous

Darth Filibustrous — Fri, 11 Nov 2005 13:33:40 +0000

I wanna see Pat Robertson’s face when he learns he’s in hell, not heaven …

By: m reeves

m reeves — Fri, 11 Nov 2005 12:24:13 +0000

the ravings of an old fool

By: JIMBO

JIMBO — Fri, 11 Nov 2005 05:40:22 +0000

Back in the 80’s, Pat Robertson was for Apartheid in South Africa. He criticized those who were protesting against an unGodly system saying “They just don’t know anything about South Africa.” I read that quote in Jet Magazine.

So, no surprise that once again a so-called man of God would use God’s name to wish and do terrible things to free-thinking and peaceful individuals.

He should burn in Hell.

By: Squirrel

Squirrel — Fri, 11 Nov 2005 05:33:30 +0000

People pay attention to people like Robertson and Falwell because they cannot think for themselves. They listen to these Holy Rollers so that they can focus their hate on whoever the target is of the day.

These people call themselves Christians? Gimme a break.