P.S CHRITMAS IS RUBBISH!

HEY KIDS! SANTA’S NOT REAL!!!!#
HE IS FAKE AND HE DESERVES TO BE KILLED WITH A SHOT GUN

I hope some1 breaks into every house on christmas eve and steals all the presents then burns them!!

I’ve been fighting back with this song (feel free to use it in your campaign if you like it):

Best Buy Inn
Dr. BLT (c) 2006
http://www.drblt.net/music/BestBI.mp3

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Each, or all of the celebrations at the end of December, are nothing more than aberrations of ancient secular observations of the annual recurrence of the Winter Solstice, observed by–for example–the as yet unknown ancients who constructed Stonehenge in England and the fortifications upon the island of Malta 500 years before the pyramids of Egypt; the Sumarians of the Tigris-Euphrates river delta, 500-1000 years before the Old Testament; and the Confusionists and Dynastics of China who celebrated the flooding of the Changjiang(Yangtze) River, while White people in Europe were still wearing hides, living in caves, and eating rotting scavenged meat.

How ’bout we just call it: “Happy December 21st?”

JR Ford
UP (Unsubstantiated Press)
St Petersburg, Fl
sixtimeseven@aol.com
http://hometown.aol.com/sixtimeseven/myhomepage/profile.html

“The O’Reilly Factor is the most popular commentary program on cable television, drawing upwards to 15% of the total viewing audience; and one pile of crap will draw a million flies.” — JR Ford, Jan 2006.

In the words of Ben Stein and his audience from Win Ben Stein’S Money:

Ben: “Call me crazy.”
Audience: “YOU’RE CRAZY!”

Yes, Bill is crazy. Let me just tell you people that I avoid Fox News altogether, and that’s the best Christmas (or Holiday) gift I can get.

And even better, I’d love to see Bill in the Boardroom, and Trump would tell him, “I can’t believe you would threaten to sue a school just because of something offensive to you. Just because something’s offensive to me I wouldn’t sue unless I had a good enough reason to do that. You don’t have a good enough reason to sue them. So, Bill, YOU’RE FIRED!”

(O’Reilly takes elevator down to the ground level, where his cabride home awaits)

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all! Hope you’ll find something good under your trees and in your stockings (and pray that O’Reilly and Conservative, Inc. get lots of coal)

As it turns out, no one rewrote “Silent Night” as part of any War on Christmas, but it got me to thinking about doing unto others as I would have them do unto me, and turning the other cheek, and giving gifts in the true spirit of Christmas.

Here is my gift to the world, a politically incorrect rewrite of the disgracefully secular so-called Christmas song, “Jingle Bells”

Jesus Christ
(sung to the tune of “Jingle Bells”)
Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ, born on a bed of hay,
Came to earth to save our souls and wash our sins away. Yay!
Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ, born on a bed of hay,
Came to earth to save our souls and wash our sins away!

Two thousand years ago, in a shed behind the inn,
Midst asses, sheep, and camels, no crib but just a bin,
All alone his mom and dad, assisted at the birth,
And above the angels sang, good will and peace on earth.

CHORUS

And when he was a man, he gave the world so much
He loved lepers, whores, and taxmen, cause he had the common touch,
But scribes and pharisees were feeling Jesus’ scorn
Moneychangers and powerful men wished he’d never been born.

CHORUS

The politicians quaked, he said the truth would make us free
So they pulled him down and nailed him up and killed him on a tree
For God so loved the world he sent his only son
With the Golden Rule the Prince of Peace is stronger than a gun.

Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ, born on a bed of hay,
Came to earth to save our souls and wash our sins away. Yay!
Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ, born on a bed of hay,
Came to earth to save our souls and wash our sins away!

Written in the profound belief that Jesus belongs to the whole world. Merry Christmas, everyone!

http://www.statesman.com/news/content/gen/ap/TX_OReilly_School_Dispute.html

Plano schools angered over comment by Bill O’Reilly

PLANO, Texas – School officials want talk show host Bill O’Reilly to retract his on-air comment about the district banning students from wearing red and green because the colors represent Christmas.

O’Reilly told the audience on his Fox News Channel show “The O’Reilly Factor” that a Plano school told students they couldn’t wear red and green clothing. “That’s flat-out fascism,” he said during the broadcast.

The district, located in an affluent Dallas suburb, said in Wednesday’s editions of The Dallas Morning News that it never has prohibited such clothing, and sent e-mails to parents and posted a statement on its Web site about the “false rumor.”

“What vehicle do I have to say Bill O’Reilly is flat wrong?” said Richard Abernathy, an attorney for the school district.

Laurie, to answer your question, Bush was elected president. He thinks that either you are with him and his ideals, or you are against him. From his actions, that means that either you are like him or you are at war with him. Hence this war on Christmas.

Whatever happened to the Christmas Spirit — Peace on Earth, Goodwill towards Men? I always thought that Christmas was a time to set aside differences and celebrate family and friends. What has happened to this country?????
Laurie

hahahahahaha… love it!

Silent Night holds no spiritual value for a lot of people. Get over it already. Pick a real problem and stop whining about a silly song we lifted from the Germans to begin with. You have plenty of options for a real issue. Let’s see… There’s AIDS, the Occupation of Iraq, the minimum wage too low to live off of, child molestion by priests, cancer, starvation, high crime, second-hand smoke, and on and on and on…

The kids sang a song accompanied by music that would be universally recognized as “Silent Night”, but instead of actually singing “Silent Night” they sang “Cold in the Night.”

Is anyone disputing this? I don’t see anyone disputing this. I see people trying to excuse it, or explain it.

That this change was made as part of a Christmas play from 1988 only says that someone was willing to co-opt or tamper with the words of a well known song a lot longer ago than was originally thought. And it makes no difference to me. Weird Al can parodize “Beat It” all he wants, because “Beat It” is not a song that holds significant religious or spiritual meaning for people. And besides, the point of parody is good fun. There’s no such good reason to take, co-opt, and bastardize a song that is personally representative of many people’s spiritual devotion or religious belief unless it is your intent to be offensive.

You can parody celebrities. You cannot parody starvation.
You can parody politics. You cannot parody genocide.

If you see the pattern there, then you know already what I mean. If you do not, then there’s not much that can be done for you.