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House conservatives ♥ Jean Schmidt:

The Ohio congresswoman who called Jack Murtha a “coward” says she “got a round of applause at a recent closed-door meeting” of House conservatives. She’s also received marriage proposals: “It’s amazing. There have been three marriage proposals and lots of dates. They think I’m a hottie,” she said.



113 Responses to “House conservatives ♥ Jean Schmidt:”

  1. yankeluh says:

    What drug is she taking????? Must be some of Rush’s leftovers.


  2. dave says:

    Um.. Hottie? I just threw up in my mouth a little.


  3. unbelievable says:

    I’d rather sit at home on Saturday night than date a troll. Jean, it’s not flattering for a Neocon to want you to become his submissive, barefoot, pregnant maid, it’s repulsive!!


  4. Lesly says:

    All she needs to do now is dye her hair blond.


  5. Bat Wielding Moonbat says:

    Bwahahahaa! Pardon me while I puke. Were those marriage proposals from other species? Just because a dog humps your leg, Jean, it don’t mean he’s got marriage on his mind.


  6. True Blue says:

    … of course they think she’s a hottie.
    Just look at that picture again and tell me they’re not thinking….. well, you know what…..


  7. Double A says:

    Sure, of course shes hot…. if your a fan of farm animals that is. This woman is completely out of her mind.


  8. Carl Levin for President says:

    I think how much she can open her mouth has alot to do with her popularity.


  9. Bat Wielding Moonbat says:

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  10. Dartanyon says:

    Mean Jean Shit is crazy. Only the GOP could put her scrawny bones on a pedestal to admire and cheer.


  11. Bat Wielding Moonbat says:

    Sure, of course shes hot…. if your a fan of farm animals that is. This woman is completely out of her mind.

    Comment by Double A

    Many conservatives and fundies are fans of farm animals.

    Bizarre sex habits of the extreme right wing

    Gotta hate ‘em. Don’t debate ‘em.


  12. sed says:

    “Um.. Hottie? I just threw up in my mouth a little.”
    -that’s classic! haha


  13. Bat Wielding Moonbat says:

    Jean’s a farm girl from Ohio, too

    The topic was an interesting one – whether or not an internet service provider should allow Horsley to post the names of abortion doctors on his website. Horsley does that as a way of targeting them and one doctor has been killed. In the course of the interview, however, Colmes asked Horsley about his background, including a statement that he had admitted to engaging in homosexual and bestiality sex.

    At first, Horsley laughed and said, “Just because it’s printed in the media, people jump to believe it.”

    “Is it true?” Colmes asked.

    “Hey, Alan, if you want to accuse me of having sex when I was a fool, I did everything that crossed my mind that looked like I…”

    AC: “You had sex with animals?”

    NH: “Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule.”

    AC: “I’m not so sure that that is so.”

    NH: “You didn’t grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?”

    AC: “Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?”


  14. Mark in IN says:

    You have got to be kidding, that stupid whore looks like something right out of a horror movie, or whore movie, I for get which, never mind…


  15. Bat Wielding Moonbat says:

    I have it on good authority that Mighty Aphrodite is involved with both Shrek and Donkey


  16. David says:

    All I can say is: EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


  17. GMNotYet says:

    They think she’s a hottie. The conservatives are even more screwed up than I thought.


  18. EasyRider says:

    You are using the correct (right) picture of her.


  19. M. Duchamp says:

    I’ve had the displeasure of meeting Jean a couple of years ago, and yes, she is as much an a**hole in person as she appears to be on TV.


  20. M. Duchamp says:

    #6
    With a mouth that large, it’s only inevitable that a foot (or other appendage… shudder) will get caught in there from time to time.


  21. Wayne says:

    That picture scares me….
    /shiver


  22. Dartanyon says:

    That picture looks like the twisted face at the beginning of the X-Files. Mean Jean Shit is a monster. A ghoul. A hag.
    .


  23. unbelievable says:

    Hey, isn’t I-RIGHT-I looking for a new girlfriend?


  24. Zookeeper says:

    Projectile vomiting really does no favors to a monitor.


  25. Lesly says:

    Hey #13, give us a link that works!


  26. The Debtonator says:

    yeah, I guess a Republican would think she’s a hottie.


  27. True Blue says:

    #15, Bat Wielding,

    Thanks for the best laugh of the day!!
    I love it!


  28. Grouchy’s Liberaltopia » Bubba Sez: Yo Shore Do Have A Purty Mouth, Jean says:

    [...] Think Progress reports on the conservative love fest at the Capitol, now that Jean Schmidt, “Teh Hottie” is there. House conservatives ♥ Jean Schmidt: [...]


  29. WORFEUS says:

    oh…now that’s just wrong……


  30. Ryan the Angry Midget says:

    I posted an update from a friend of mine who is in the National Guard and driving a truck in Iraq right now on my website. Feel free to check it out.

    Also, there’s nothing that I respect less than a dumb bitch who hasn’t served her country a day in her life, aside from the occasional random blowjob, criticizing John Murtha, who proudly served our country.

    Republicans talk about supporting the troops, and then they cheer for this skank insulting one, simply based on his political beliefs.


  31. jimb says:

    Okay, now she’s just trying to be offensive.


  32. True Blue says:

    It must be that
    “WalMart-American-Flag-dress-made-in-China-with-synthetic-STAIN-RESISTANT-material.
    that they find soooo appealing!


  33. wisedup says:

    Mean Jean, STEP AWAY FROM THE DRUGS,NOW go look in the mirror GET REAL!….the elaphant man is a hottie compaired to you!


  34. micheal says:

    How do you copy and paste pictures here? there is a great pic of bush that would fit perfect with the pic of Jean.
    http://www.cnn.com/LAW


  35. oops, that wasnt me. says:

    Sources confirm that President Bush


  36. HOT! TIP! says:

  37. HOT! TIP! says:

    Bush won’t confirm report NSA spied on Americans
    From Kelli Arena
    CNN Washington Bureau

    Friday, December 16, 2005; Posted: 4:34 p.m. EST (21:34 GMT)


  38. True Blue says:

    oh goodie, H.T. you’re back. Now post that where it belongs. On topic or off post, please



  39. Ryan Neat says:

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  40. Matt O. says:

    What the hell? “A hottie”? What is she, 14?

    “Have u met my bff hes such a hottie!!!!!”

    You’re a congresswoman. You should start acting like one.


  41. HOT! TIP! says:

    i give up, no not that pic.


  42. JohnDough says:

    Were the proposals made by people or animals? Like sheep?


  43. HOT! TIP! says:

    cnn changed his pic.



  44. soupy says:

    Tha Nazis loved her behind closed doors. Whoopie! Then she put that mouth to good use in the men’s bathroom glory hole. What! a glory hole in a conservative men’s bathroom?


  45. JohnDough says:

    The guys must be sex addicts. They stare at that picture of her, with her mouth wide open. Their next thought is having oral sex and they cannot help but to demand to marry her.


  46. Granite State Destroyer says:

    I would rather bang Dennis Hastert in a wig and lipstick than throw my sausage anywhere near her Pit of Sarlac.

    -GSD


  47. buzzbike says:

    Just what the world needs; another asshat Rethuglican getting free publicity for being and acting like the terminal piece of crap they are. No thanks.

    I know I’m stepping on my own advice here, but wouldn’t it be best to just ignore someone this stupid?


  48. True Blue says:

    GSD,
    eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!
    (LOL)


  49. joe cantwell says:

    i heard mickey kaus asked her out. but that’s not a marriage proposal, is it?


  50. P.l. says:

    She looks like a man with that hair pulled back so tight. I’m not surprised at the male conservative marriage proposals.


  51. ? says:

    Is it against the law now to get any “protien” on that American flag dress?


  52. Spudge_Boy says:

    OMFG,

    This chick looks like an anorexic skeleton. Anybody that finds this chick attractive has more than a few screws loose.


  53. BushSucks says:

    WHERE ARE HER TEETH???


  54. Ryan Neat says:

    Has anyone else noticed that the trolls operate in ‘gangs’, and seem to rotate dudies every few days/weeks?

    It seems way to ‘coordinated’ to be an accidental phenomenon…

    Since we know the pentagon has a huge budget for ’spreading the word’, it’s pretty obvious they’re paying some retarded hacks over at one of the freeper/redstate collection of phonies and retards to come post their tripe…

    It’s so sad that when you have so many liberals dedicated to the truth on our side, you have to PAY conservatives to get off their duffs and do work. And even then, the trolls clearly show that taxpayers aren’t getting their money’s worth! These hacks are such psychotic losers!

    At least hire people capable of fabricating evidence (hey wait, even Hadley and the full pentagon was a failure at that) :()


  55. Ryan Neat says:

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  56. Granite State Destroyer says:

    I heard that the last time Jean Schmidt(R-Broomstick Over Kansas) mooned someone her cootchie was mistaken for Saddam Hussein just after he was dragged out of the spiderhole.

    -GSD


  57. M. Duchamp says:

    #58
    I’ve had similar suspicions for quite some time. More reason to ignore ‘em, I guess.


  58. Wayne says:

    I really mean it, that picture scares me….

    -Wayne
    “Can’t sleep the Schmidts will eat me”


  59. ? says:

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  60. cynical ex-hippie says:

    Want to attract all the eligible conservative bachelors? Sell missiles to Iran. Trade arms for hostages. Train and equip al Qaeda, do everything in your power to supress free speech, then wait for the marriage proposals (and Fox News job offers) to roll in!


  61. Busted says:

    The marriage proposal came from Ann Coulter. Hard as nails broads need to stick together.


  62. WORFEUS says:

    Mirror mirror on the wall…..


  63. Mark says:

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  64. Michael says:

    I’m a troll and I wouldn’t date her.


  65. BushSucks says:

  66. :O says:

    :O
    Jean, self portrait.


  67. Bat Wielding Moonbat says:

    Do the trolls punch a clock?….. or just their wives? or both.

    Comment by ? — December 16, 200

    Probably. But they come here to get COCKPUNCHED!


  68. Bat Wielding Moonbat says:

    Bush: COCKPUNCHED!

    It’s just like impeachment, but worse.


  69. Spudge_Boy says:

    I’m a troll and I wouldn’t date her.

    Comment by Michael — December 16, 2005 @ 6:16 pm

    Now that is funny.


  70. phrank says:

    Jean Schmidt looks like she eats at the Y to me.


  71. BushSucks says:

    I. Will. Go. Out. With. You. Jean.

    Image hosted by Photobucket.com


  72. MichDem says:

    Mean Jean has about a 20% approval rate in her district since her remarks , dumb Ohio voters should’ve voted the Iraqi war vet in office instead of her , all I can say is they must be some pretty desperate men in Cincinati .


  73. MichDem says:

    Raechal Dratch on SNL made her look better .


  74. BushSucks says:

    We Will Go Out With You, Jean!

    Image hosted by Photobucket.com


  75. JIMBO says:

    I just heard about this.
    All I have to say is…

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    Excuse me, while I regain my composure.

    A hottie? Naomi Watts is a hottie. Halle Berry is a hottie. Drea DeMatteo is a hottie.

    But Jean Schmidt? To call her a hottie is the same as saying Tom Cruise knows more about postpardum depression than Brooke Shields.

    I’m sure the GOP imagines her naked. We here at Think Progress have the decency not to even think of it.


  76. Bat Wielding Moonbat says:

    In survey of ten US presidents, Bush fares badly

    WASHINGTON (Reuters) – President George W. Bush ranks as the least popular and most bellicose of the last ten U.S. presidents, according to a new survey.

    Only nine percent of the 662 people polled picked Bush as their favorite among the last 10 presidents. John F. Kennedy topped that part of the survey, with 26 percent, closely followed by Bill Clinton (25 percent) and Ronald Reagan (23 percent).

    Bush was also viewed as the most warlike president (43 percent), the worst for the economy (42 percent) and the least effective (33 percent). But he was rated most highly in response to a question on who would do the right thing even if it were unpopular.

    The survey was conducted by the Chicago-based National Qualitative Centers, a marketing research company, as part of research for a forthcoming book on popular preferences, one of its authors, Ken Berwitz, said on Friday.


  77. Keith H. says:

    A ‘Round of applause’? I really doubt it.


  78. cynical ex-hippie says:

    Ann Coulter’s new article bemoans the fact that all the “cool kids” are getting indicted and she’s not. Well Ann, get off your duff (such as it is). Got some state secrets to sell? Novak’s looking for a new gig.

    And don’t take this hottie thing too serious. This is D.C. after all. Conservative D.C., no less. Try the nightlife there and you’ll want to torture people, too.


  79. Mark says:

    #76. Is that George Washington sitting there with George Sr.?


  80. HOT! TIP! says:

    Check this out.
    You mean she didnt allready have one? so, in other words, She was carrying around an UNlicenced concealed weapon?
    Schmidt: http://www.enquirer.com/
    She also attended a 12-hour training class to get a concealed carry permit for her handgun and met with railroad officials about an Aug. 28 tanker car leak that drove hundreds of Cincinnati East End residents from their homes.


  81. Ron says:

    Hey, you can go buy something at K-Mart that is made in China. It’s good for the globalists pocketbook. Buy something that is made in China for a Christmas gift for a friend or loved one. Gotta keep the world economy humming like a finely tuned engine.

    I’m afraid our representatives are lost in the wilderness.

    Be sure to berate and belittle Congresswoman Jean Schmidt until Hell won’t have it anymore.

    Pit Bull mentality being displayed here on this one fine day.



  82. Nathan (GOP-Hunter) says:

    A hottie eh? I guess with that picture at the top of this page with her mouth open wide I can make that leap. After all… All women are hot when my Johnson’s in there mouth!


  83. Bobbytoo says:

    i heard this b..ch has gonorreah of not only the anus but her mouth as well. good luck to the lardbutt that plays with this twig of a being.


  84. idlecrank says:

    She’s also received marriage proposals: “It’s amazing. There have been three marriage proposals and lots of dates. They think I’m a hottie,” she said

    Yeah, this is why you run for public office.


  85. Bat Wielding Moonbat says:

    She’ll be gone next year. Probably to a Dem, but even the GOP wants her gone.

    Those people are pathetic losers. They are ugly and disgusting and no one likes them anymore. Everyone like Michael Moore now. If you say you hate Micheal Moore, people beat the crap out of you.


  86. wisedup says:

    Jean Jean, the dancing machine!….god I miss the gong show.


  87. JJ says:

    If Jean S. hikes up that dress a bit, I bet she looks like more like Gene Shalit.


  88. BitterHarvest says:

    They think she’s hot because she’s one of four women in the Party.


  89. Busted says:

    Keep digging that grave, Jean.


  90. John the Elder says:

    Who in their right mind, with their eyes in working order would be drawn to this woman? This proves once again…”There is no accounting for taste.”


  91. Erik Weinberger says:

    I’ve seen hotties she’s not a hotty


  92. Dartanyon says:

    WHERE ARE HER TEETH???

    She’e from Ohio. She lost them by the time she was 15.
    .


  93. radzikowski says:

    Eeeew!

    Does the phrase “thou dost protest too much” come to mind? Like all on the right, if you say it enough, jeez, maybe it’ll be true!

    Eew!


  94. Bobbytoo says:

    yeah them ohio folk. dunno which is worse the folks in the midwest or the taliban hiding in the hills


  95. Marie says:

    She’s flattered because some horny goofballs tell her she’s hot? How sheltered has she been all her life?
    Does she shake her booty a little when she passes a construction area so she can get a few whistles? God, this woman is not only disgusting, she is stupid.


  96. JIMBO says:

    #84
    Louis,
    Our sentiments exactly.


  97. TAC says:

    Of course she’s been getting marriage proposals from the hillbilly and redneck crowd. Look at that mouth of hers in the photo…obviously, she’s been practicing…A LOT.


  98. Ginifer says:

    That woman is totally delusional!


  99. Bat Wielding Moonbat says:

    Be sure to berate and belittle Congresswoman Jean Schmidt until Hell won’t have it anymore.

    Pit Bull mentality being displayed here on this one fine day.

    Comment by Ron — December 16, 2005

    Well it sucks when you can dish it out but you cry like a whiny-ass titty baby when it gets thrown back at you, don’t it.

    Skull-Crushing Bat-Wielding Moonbat


  100. Bill from Dover says:

    She reminded me of someone I saw in The Wizard of Oz. I was thinking about the Wicked Witch of the West until it hit me: Toto.


  101. purvis ames says:

    Ah, love does spring eternal!


  102. Bluein Texas says:

    Bill from Dover,
    Why insult a dogToto


  103. Manly Non-Chickhawk College Republican says:

    I am a virile, manly and proud College Republican. Yes, Jesus (my personal Lord and Saviour) has certainly blessed us Godly Republicans with some mightly fine women. Why those sweet chops stretch wider than the Grand Canyon has managed over its 4,000 years of existence.

    I guess you evil Critical Thinkers are wondering… well, heck, sure I’d be in Iraq fightening for Truth, Justice and the American Way, but I have other, urgent, priorities right here in the Fatherland.

    Well, I do enough keyboarding as it is, so I’ve gotta run. I’m escorting the lovely Jean Schmidt while she picks up an envelope over at the Cato Institute.


  104. BushSucks says:

    Be sure to berate and belittle Congresswoman Jean Schmidt until Hell won’t have it anymore.

    Pit Bull mentality being displayed here on this one fine day.

    Comment by Ron — December 16, 2005

    Hello Pot, Meet Kettle! : )


  105. Bye Bye Bushy says:

    WHERE ARE HER TEETH???

    She’e from Ohio. She lost them by the time she was 15.

    Bush has them in a glass of water on his nite stand by the bed.


  106. FGFM says:

    Given the photo above, this “factor” might explain her appeal.



  107. BOB says:

    Tom DELAY
    loves Her BLOW
    UP doll
    MOUTH
    In PIC
    LIKE in
    the PIC

    (O)



  108. The Great Society says:

    Rep. Schmidt Dishonest About Second Degree from UC…

    Do you remember Rep. Jean Schmidt (R-Ohio)? She’s the one that called decorated 37-year veteran Rep. John Murtha (R-Pennsylvania) a coward on the House floor? Afterward, she gave herself an “A-minus” after her first 100 days in offic…



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