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Executive iPod privileges:

By Nico Pitney on Dec 22nd, 2005 at 1:20 am

Executive iPod privileges:

During Cheney’s flight home, “most of the electric outlets went on the fritz. Working passengers began lining up their laptops to share the power from a couple of working outlets – particularly the reporters who urgently needed to prepare their articles to transmit during a quick refueling stop in England. But when Cheney said his iPod needed to be recharged, it took precedence above all else and dominated one precious outlet for several hours.” (via First Draft)



34 Responses to “Executive iPod privileges:”

  1. greg says:

    Guess he can’t afford a new iPod. The new iPods have up to 20 hours of battery life. Regardless, it seems like a bad idea to keep the media waiting when he was trying to get his side of the bad news out. What a wanker.


  2. Cheio says:

    This is like a metaphor for how they’re running the country.


  3. jeff says:

    My question. Couldn’t Cheney simply have plugged his ipod into one of the reporters laptops (who I assume were all simultaneously plugged in to the 2 remaining outlets)? My ipod only has one method of charging; ie. it plugs straight into the usb port, at least on my home computer. Or is that not an option with laptops?

    Pardon my laptop ignorance. :)


  4. jeff says:

    “This is like a metaphor for how they’re running the country.”

    No concessions, no compromising, no sharing…… whatsoever.



  5. BushSucks says:

    I’ll tell Cheney what he can do with his ipod.


  6. dano347 says:

    This sounds like the MSM is giving Cheney the “Clinton Haircut” treatment.


  7. dano347 says:

    The new Prussian Blue cd must be out.


  8. Chimpeach! says:

    Do you believe President Bush’s actions justify impeachment?

    * 56224 responses

    Yes, between the secret spying, the deceptions leading to war and more, there is plenty to justify putting him on trial.
    87%

    No, like any president, he has made a few missteps, but nothing approaching “high crimes and misdemeanors.”
    4%

    No, the man has done absolutely nothing wrong. Impeachment would just be a political lynching.
    7%

    I don’t know.
    1%


  9. unbelievable says:

    #2

    Exactly! Greedy, egocentric, spoiled brats – all of them.


  10. unbelievable says:

    Question though – So why did they let him?


  11. the Fly-man says:

    Come on! Don’t you all know he has the launch codes for the submarine ballistic missles on his I-Pod? Goooood Morning!


  12. the Fly-man says:

    #9 Thanks for the link. I think you should be ready for the talking point reminder
    i think is going to start being drooled. “We as a nation are a Republic” . The right is more afraid of political rabies than a few criminals losing their assumed rights. So I would get ready to be talked down to quite a bit. This is where the lines of judicial activism become a multi-party event.


  13. Tank says:

    87% of Americans want Cheney as President ?
    I bet theres now 0% of you wondering why I was suggesting impeachment for the Halliburton deals instead of this.


  14. ? says:

    What was he listening to, Charles Manson unplugged?


  15. Pete Bogs says:

    #15 – yep, his cellmate…

    this is not at all surprising… Cheney was trying to block reporters from filing their stories… he’s not too happy with them right now… or ever…


  16. Democrat Soldier says:

    #11 – “Why did they let him”??? How could they stop him? It’s considered “not appropriate” to use foul language on the senate floor, but ‘ol Tricky Heart Dick said “F**K off!”

    #14 – Tank, Pres. Clinton was impeached by the articles that came from the House, but was not found guilty by the Senate. Just because a president is impeached, does not mean they will be removed from office. It hasn’t happened at any time in our history, even though that’s the wway it’s supposed to work. Also, Dick would be the death of the Republican majority in a bigger way than Pres. Bush currently is. He would (probably) regularly state “F**K off!” to anyone who questioned him, and he’d fight to return the Nixon style of ‘presidenting’. Do you think the Republican’s want to be reminded of the only president that resigned rather than be impeached?


  17. morgan says:

    He had to get caught up on the audio book version of Mein Kampf while practicing his evil sneer.


  18. Magnum DB says:

    I used to think only GOOD people used Apple products. But hey, at least the administrations use of Apple products means they are investing AGAINST their own interest in a sense.

    Apple Computer’s Business Record

    With $78,250 to Democrats, and nothing to the Republicans, Apple is already alright in my book. But they also are good to the enviorment (and working to get better!) They are pretty good to their employee’s, and has a pretty good corporate and social responsibility rating as well. :)


  19. thirdparty says:

    By “Cheney’s iPod” they probably meant “Cheney’s robotic heart.”


  20. the Fly-man says:

    #14 tank how can we no what qualifies as zero % untill we know how many are in the poll? So please tell us, I want to hear the halliburton line. Now is this instead of which offense, for which executive branch member? thanks, links if ya gottem help.


  21. cynical ex-hippie says:

    The article says he kept his ipod plugged in for two hours. It does not take that long to charge. In true Christmas spirit, Cheney was playing dog in the manger.


  22. Andrew says:

    I’m sure he was listening to recordings of wiretaps.

    Either that or it would have been a security breach to connect his iPod to a reporter’s laptop because those bootleg Grateful Dead mp3’s he has contain steganographic subliminal messages from the “Committee of 300″.


  23. Keith H. says:

    Question though – So why did they let him?

    Comment by unbelievable — December 22, 2005 @ 8:02 am

    And a good question it is.
    I’d of told him go back to his seat before I gave him ‘The Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique’.


  24. cynical ex-hippie says:

    Don’t want me to charge my ipod? Okay, you don’t have to be in the reporter pool. In fact, we can drop you off right here (at 30,000 feet).

    They probably tried to stop him, but he used the Sith force strangle move where the reporter lifts of the ground and chokes with his feet dangling. If you don’t want to experience the full power of the dark side of the force, you will unplug your laptop.

    Besides, what’s more important than Cheney’s ipod? A free press? The right of the American people to know? That would only embolden the terrorists.


  25. David B says:

    No doubt listening to Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, “It’s Good to be King”. Someone should have punched in the face and told him to sit down and wait. What a smug ass.


  26. unbelievable says:

    Alpha dog, eh? Does that mean he was also humping their legs while his ipod recharged?


  27. Rocky says:

    WHAT AN EFFECTIVE WAY TO KEEP THE :::cough cough::: FREE PRESS FROM DOING ANY REPORTING FOR SEVERAL HOURS!


  28. Jason says:

    Maybe Cheney was trying to finish his AudioBook “Constitutional Law for Dummies.” No?


  29. WD says:

    Members of the press traveling on government aircraft are charged for those flights (usually calculated on some formula derivative of coach and first class tickets on commercial air).

    I wonder if they will get a discount on whatever they would otherwise owe since the plane wasn’t working correctly?


  30. Jane says:

  31. Oskar Shapley says:

    This is THE SYMBOL for Cheney’s energy policy. “We shall divide the scarce resources according to one’s power. All to my own Belustigung, nothing to the practical needs.”


  32. Frank Morgan says:

    Democratic Leadership has now demonstrated clealry what “political rabies” means & will be quickly quanantined by the middle & right of the party


  33. Frank Morgan says:

    Democratic Leadership has now demonstrated clealy what “political rabies” means & will be quickly quarantined by the middle & right of the party



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