American Progress Report

Here is the criminal Bushite junta’s “get out of jail free” card…

We all know what happened the last time that august body of jurists decided a case involving the criminal Bushites…

February 1, 2006

WASHINGTON, DC–In his State of the Union address to the nation last night, President Bush announced a new cabinet-level position to coordinate all current and future scandals facing his party.

“Tonight, by executive order, I am creating a permanent department with a vital mission: to ensure that the political scandals, underhanded dealings, and outright criminal activities of this administration are handled in a professional and orderly fashion,” Bush said.

The centerpiece of Bush’s plan is the Department Of Corruption, Bribery, And Incompetence, which will centralize duties now dispersed throughout the entire D.C.-area political establishment.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/44892

the job of an attorney general is, after all, to protect the president from the depredations of the department of justice.

being president, and i’m sure you understand this, requires breaking the law, just a teensy-tiny bit, from time to time. you know, like wiretapping the conversations of american without a court order. sound ok to you? read some british political history from, say, 1600 to 1800)

so it should not surprise us that alberto gonzales. aka “burt”, aka “al”,, aka “gonzo”, aka “abu gonzales”, has influenced actions in the DOJ.

the questioon now is :

is gonzales so burdened with complicity that he must resign?

he is responsible for the 12 hour lapse between the time he learned of the plame investigation’s documents request

from DEPT OF JUSTICE LAWYERS and

the time he transmitted that request officially to the white house staff.

during that time, i seem to recall, he spoke with andrew card, the president’s chief of staff.

what did they talk about?

oh you know!

the kids soccer,texas a&m vs. texas, the proper sauce for a texas barbeque.

the typical manly thing for a right wing politico to talk about.

but that’s not all for abu gonzales

(an aside for readers: the word “abu” means “father” in arabic and is often chosen as an appellation by terrorists. don’t ask me why)

senor gonzales also seems to have a relationship with timonthy flannigan, et al.

ordinarily these two problems would be enough to get an AG hauled before congress pronto.

but we don’t live in ordinary times. we live in a time when the republican majority in congress functions as a large group of adoring “fans in the stqnds”, and

when the authoritarian regime of the cheney administration routinely behaves in the most devious, clandestine manner possible,,

so alberto will probably stay for now.

and he will work furiously to obstruct the plame investigation and prosecution and

the jack abrahmoff investigation and prosectuion.

alberto’s the garbage man.

that’s his job.

bury the stinking stuff in the landfill.

AL Gonzales all but bought his position
Attorney General
He sold a bill of goods to the Congress.
And now, Congress is pulling the Lemon Law

AMERICA WAKE UP

This is the second letter sent to the AG Gonzales
The first asks of his legitimacy and knowledge of the NSA
And now this calls into question the legitimacy of the AG himself.

AMERICA WAKE UP

My take on it is that the general population is so busy, so average in IQ, just trying to make ends meet, not getting a good education, and there is so much crap flying out of the government, that the general public just doesn’t have the energy, and the intelligence to even be aware of anything to “put a stop to”, or even sort out.

How much does it take to get these criminals out? I just don’t understand…

Dear Attorney General GOnzales;

Blah Blah Blah

Sincerely,

Hoenstly do you think he, or anyone else in this administration is going to cooperate with anyone on any issue?

Comment by RemoveBush

Don’t forget ‘deny’ and as a last resort, destroy records.