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Undercover blogging

By Nico Pitney on Feb 10th, 2006 at 1:27 pm

Undercover blogging

from CPAC 2006, the Conservative Political Action Conference.



33 Responses to “Undercover blogging”

  1. Gerald Gibson says:

    Nice article …DEMOCRATS IN CONGRESS READ THESE QUESTIONS. MSM READ THESE QUESTIONS. THE PEOPLE HAVE DONE ALL THE THINKING YOU JUST NEED TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH IN PUBLIC IN FRONT OF THE PRESIDENT AND ASK THESE QUESTIONS!

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/blog/2006/02/10/BL2006021000760_5.html


  2. thot's says:

    Oddest piece of swag: Probably the Red “Livestrong”-style bracelets that College Republicans were giving out. Not because they mimic the “Livestrong” bracelets, but because the motto on them is “Count me Red.” I guess they missed the communist undertones.
    ———————————————–

    Everytime I see a thuglican in a redtie,dress or big american Flag on a lapel I think Communistic Pig slut/bastard.. sorry for the curse words .errr I feel better sans loose lips cheney…

    The First Dour Lady is a perfect fit for the Dour Red clothing Drive to push Commusism down their base throats ..


  3. For Truth says:

    Everytime I hear “RedState” it takes me back.


  4. Flamethrower says:

  5. Zookeeper says:

    That’s some good stuff, TP. I wonder what would happen if one of them were found out? Burning at the stake? Stoning? Necklace? Yikes.


  6. Badmoodman says:

    Geeze, this comes off sounding like a rejected column from ‘The Onion.’


  7. california_reality_check says:

    Hell, they find out you are there; It’s waterboard time for you. Be careful.


  8. thot's says:

    #3 Everytime I hear Homeland instead of Our Country I am taken aback and get angry and wonder why noone is asking why the Change.


  9. Rightly So... says:

    #2 – Everytime I read one your post, I think dimwit and fool.

    You are an anti-freedom pig and should go join your protesting friends over the Middle East. I promise to make a nasty cartoon about you if you STFU.


  10. Gregor Samsa says:

    Undercover blogging… interesting concept.

    Also interesting is the xenophobic and anti-immigration rhetoric from some of the speakers at the conference.

    But knowing they patronise the local Chipotle joint after unloading all their hateful babble is priceless…


  11. AvengingAngel says:

    For more CPAC fun and frolic, see:
    “CPAC 2006: Republican Party Animals”

    For a flashback to last year’s gathering of the vast right-wing conspiracy, see:

    “Conservatives Gone Wild: Life Imitates Art at CPAC”


  12. Gerald Gibson says:

    10)

    CCCP

    How RED are you?


  13. RightPunch says:

    Republican partisans sound so silly and unhinged. I forgive you for your fear, and childish hysteria Rightly So. You’re obviously not in control of your reasoning faculties as a result of the ‘partisan brain syndrome’, and aren’t in control of your own reasoning centers. I have hope pumpkin. Put that emotion away, and remember we’re all your brothers and sisters. As long as you hate people thinking they’re different, you’ll never be able to think for yourself and reason pumpkin.


  14. DenverOasis says:

  15. Spudge_Boy says:

    #2 – Everytime I read one your post, I think dimwit and fool.

    You are an anti-freedom pig and should go join your protesting friends over the Middle East. I promise to make a nasty cartoon about you if you STFU.

    Comment by Rightly So… — February 10, 2006 @ 2:31 pm

    Do you even know what this thread is about? It is about your right wing “Give me Red” slumber party known as CPAC. Go ahead and be red. Shoot, be “A RED” run around the streets proclaiming yourself red. After that, you can arange through Jack Abramoff for $25,000, a meeting with George Bush, where you can lick his boots all day.


  16. progressive and proud says:

    Go back to work, NeD.


  17. ann says:

    Maybe the DNC should come up with some “Better Dead than Red” t-shirts.


  18. Mark says:

    #10 your comment is a perfect example of un American freedom hating. Good job illustrating your own point.


  19. thot's says:

    #10 You got it so wrong. U think your red dressed people with your red dressed lying prez really are Pro Consitution and Bill Of Rights and Pro Poor,Pro education. I’ll give you the house that your tax dollars paid for in Crawford,TX.

    Being an American means speaking out for truth,liberty and justice for all people’s..

    #10 I see your lockstepping :)


  20. thot's says:

    #13 perfect haaa .. I saw the Russian Basketball Team wear that sweatshirt once when they palyed against Vandy.

    it fits #10 and this adminstration…

    Has anyone read the book :1776 great read about the Red Coats we defeated. I believe General Washington wore Blue.


  21. For Truth says:

    Ahh the brainwashed youth at CPAC, who’s takin bets that not a one of them are struggling for cash.


  22. For Truth says:

    My middle finger keeps saying “Red Rum, Red Rum” in a scary voice.


  23. For Truth says:

    All that paraphernalia smacks of some other time and place perhaps in Europe, during the 30’s and 40’s?


  24. mr ho says:

    YaYHoo MacBob;
    2/10/06

    Deer Diary
    Two day Shrub got all pissd bout Thinkk Progres blahbers he calls em n got to drinking sumthin firece dunno what yew all dun did to ol shrub but here come old pig farm ford brush just a flyin workers wide scared eyed clawin truks bedrails loose nut Shrub latched unto the steerin wheel lookin krazy ah coming straight fer my trailer.

    Dam fool purt neer landed in the hole got dug for da skeptic tank when the pig farm ford got kattywompussed slid stop throwin mexicans crost mah fish pond

    aw hell here come dat drunk ass fool what ta’hell does he want? dint have to wait long fer mah answer.

    Shrub yanked out ‘Pist-o-le Saddam-o’ he calls it from his nylon western jeens pooynted da dam thang n shot my trailer home killin da phone box.

    KaaaaBblllaaammmm!!
    “Weeeehawww!!!”
    shrub weehaawwed spilling sum beer.
    “look”
    shrub smirked slobbered onwerd

    “Yew Gawt Dam Blahgers..”
    “Whooooooooooooooo!!” KaaaaBblllaaammmm!!
    shootin a hole clear thru mah prized 50 gallon fuel tank slash BarBQ.

    N Crawford county yew just dont shoot ah naybors dog nor BarBQ it jest aint right.

    yellin “Gottdurnit Shrub whatta yew Wannt?” from plexiglass n duck tape window shrub put a rock thru cuz some liberal turned libby n last month…

    “Ah had mah spies at da ‘N Ssstth Ehhh’ chek yew out blahger man. Brrr-Ing ett onn! mano ah mano!”
    “WHoOOOoOOoooo!”
    shrub swallered beer stumbled

    awsheeet, stikin my fingers ears shrub fired
    ‘pist-o-le Saddam-o’ again killin mah favorite pink flamingo.

    “Thats eet Shrub! Ah am tellin Pikkles!”

    well ol shrub aint jest the most polished bowlin ball n he skidaddled bak to pig farm ford saying sumthin bout more bullits then his workerz wouldnt git back in so shrub got mad yellin lilly livered muther feckers backed up runnin over my beercan collektshun.

    Shrub gravel flying pig farm ford swerving tore ass down farm to market
    “Woooooo! Wooooooo!”

    after sum more whisky Shrub came bak wit ah saw n fer sum dam reason goggles on sew ah dint stik around two ask cuz Shrub brung his friends..hell look at em their moon batz or sum dam thang.


  25. Mark says:

    #22 And not a one of them is leaving the country to serve it overseas either.


  26. DeLabarre says:

    “Anyone who was connected with Clinton is just as responsible for 9/11 as Clinton is.” Geez, they’re still attacking Chelsea?


  27. RightPunch says:

    I bet that’s the biggest tool Bush has ever had in his hands, without having to pay for the honor :P


  28. uninvitedguest says:

    Very funny stuff – the tool is holding a tool!


  29. EconAtheist says:

    Okay, so… anyone else think that the “live mic catching GWB in secret after kicking press from room” was total Rovian bullshit?

    Bush not only said what you’d have expected him to say in public — he said *exactly* what he wanted everyone to hear… without any deviation from his normal, public script. WHY on earth would he have felt it necessary to remove the press from the room if he wasn’t going to deviate even the *tiniest* bit from the record?

    Totally was “speaking into the microphone,” too — reminded me of the scene fromKentucky Fried Movie.

    I call bullshit.


  30. SKdeA says:

    Wow #25, Mr Ho, you were doing a total Color Purple dialect thing! Very impressive. Say hi to Ryan for me if you’re him…


  31. Cyra Brown says:

    #9- I know just what you mean. It gives me a mondo case of the “Creeps”. A fitting feeling, I think. Another boulder to use in the “Catapult of Propoganda”, that Bush is so fond of.


  32. thot's n TN says:

    Yes I think bush kicking the Press out of the room was Roveian it was too show the press and us what bush really thinks about supressing the Freedom Of The Press it was a see I can shut down the press anytime I want too.

    MR Ho greatwork thar on the Drinkin Tree Kicking Stooge From Crawford Tx .Only thing is that see all those workers in the background clearing his “Pig Ranch” that’s ours Tax Dollars at work.


  33. big papa says:

    Sure hope bin Laden and Al Zawahiri read this one…

    …it’ll definitely give ‘em a focal point for their next attack…



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