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Cheney accidentally shoots 78-year-old man.

Harry Whittington is “alert and doing fine” after Cheney sprayed Whittington with shotgun pellets on Saturday at the Armstrong Ranch in south Texas during a quail hunting trip.



134 Responses to “Cheney accidentally shoots 78-year-old man.”

  1. Badmoodman says:

    Dick Cheney, you’re no Aaron Burr.


  2. purvis ames says:

    Shoot first and avoid questions later, Dick!


  3. flea says:

    That was no accident. A Chickenhawk with a gun is a DANGEROUS thing.


  4. Jeffrey Stewart says:

    The Vice-president thought the poor guy was a terrorist!


  5. Southwest Bob says:

    Hell, now he can claim combat expierence!


  6. Lesly says:

    Is he a Democrat?


  7. Theresa says:

    Hell, Cheney was just just shooting Lawyer…


  8. the fly-man says:

    For God’s sake Roberts mamary pills give us a link!


  9. pgw says:

    sounds like someone’s trying to get a rep


  10. wisedup says:

    cheney with a gun…..not a good idea, he’s killed so many without one.


  11. Colorado Jyms says:

    Thank God he has a hospital following him around incase he has another heart attack. That man could have been hurt.

    The question is, did he mistake him for Quail or Democrat?


  12. Spudge_Boy says:

    Okay, everybody sing. (Aerosmith)

    “Cheney’s gotta gun. Cheney’s gotta gun.”


  13. the fly-man says:

    Here let me show you an example of the way, conservatives get away with hate speech, this is the technique Example: You know it would be a horrible thing if the VP had shot justice Scalia, but I don’t think they have been together for some time. See how that works, you say something horrible and make it a hypothetical , the suggestion has been made in a cover context. just like bill Bennets black baby abortion comment, see it works all the time doesn’t it.


  14. Michael Groetken says:

    (To the tune of Aerosmith “Janie’s Got A Gun)

    Cheney’s got a Gun….

    Cheney’s got a Gun….

    What did that lawyer do?
    Was the Veeps last IOU…

    Run away, run away from the pain…


  15. Michael Groetken says:

    I figured the Aerosmith reference would be a popular one SpudgeBoy :)


  16. Mike H. says:

    That’s what happens when you hunt quail from inside a bunker.


  17. Badmoodman says:

    Scotty Mac can now replace his fallback line “I’m not going on a fishing expedition,” with “I’m not going on a quail hunting expedition. NO WAY in hell.”


  18. Spudge_Boy says:

    Michael Groetken,

    Posted at the same exact time. Heh.


  19. Max-1 says:

    CHENEY’S HUNTING HERO


  20. Spudge_Boy says:

    Check out the evil smile:

    null


  21. purvis ames says:

    Harry Whittington is the former chairman of the Texas Funeral Service Commission. Did he make a wisecrack about Cheney’s health? Whittington is also a highly contentious trial lawyer, the very sort that the Bush regime wants to get rid of.


  22. JIMBO says:

    I bet Cheney must love that gun as Vincent D’Onofrio’s character did in “Full Metal Jacket.”


  23. Gary Ruppert says:

    The fact that the left thinks that Cheney tried to shoot and kill a man with shotgun pellet shows how stupid the left really is


  24. Badmoodman says:

    “The fact that the left thinks that Cheney tried to shoot and kill a man with shotgun pellet shows how stupid the left really is.” Hmmm, I think it shows what poor aim Veep has. Geeze Gary, are you totally unfamiliar with sarcastic humor? Beg, borrow or steal a truckload of clues.


  25. Badmoodman says:

    “The fact that the left thinks that Cheney tried to shoot and kill a man with shotgun pellet shows how stupid the left really is.” – - Hmmm, I think it shows what poor aim Veep has. Geeze Gary, are you totally unfamiliar with sarcastic humor? Beg, borrow or steal a truckload of clues.


  26. Badmoodman says:

    “The fact that the left thinks that Cheney tried to shoot and kill a man with shotgun pellet shows how stupid the left really is.” – - Hmmm, I think it shows what poor aim Veep has. Geeze Gary, are you totally unfamiliar with sarcastic humor? Beg, borrow or steal a truckload of clues.


  27. Badmoodman says:

    “The fact that the left thinks that Cheney tried to shoot and kill a man with shotgun pellet shows how stupid the left really is.” – - Hmmm, maybe Cheney wanted him to REALLY suffer. Geeze Gary, are you totally unfamiliar with sarcastic humor? Beg, borrow or steal a truckload of clues.


  28. Badmoodman says:

    “…the left thinks that Cheney tried to shoot and kill a man with shotgun pellet shows how stupid the left really is.” – - Hmmm, maybe Cheney wanted him to REALLY suffer. Geeze Gary, are you totally unfamiliar with sarcastic humor? Beg, borrow or steal a truckload of clues.


  29. John Roberts says:

    How better to handle a lobbyist?


  30. Jack Mechas says:

    I was in Vietnam and I argued for years that I was glad that chickenhawks like Bush, Cheney, Quayle, etc. had other priorities and didn’t go. I would never have wanted to put my life in the hands of any of these guys. So today, Cheney has validated my point. With apologies to Mr.Whittington, thank you God for not sending this guy to Vietnam. We had enough guys killed by “FRIENDLY” fire.


  31. Spudge_Boy says:

    The fact that the left thinks that Cheney tried to shoot and kill a man with shotgun pellet shows how stupid the left really is

    The fact that Gary Ruppert doesn’t know that a shotgun round is made up of hundreds of pellets and Dick Cheney’s victim was hit by more than own, shows just how stupid Gary Ruppert is.

    Also, the fact that he doesn’t realize that we are making jokes and don’t think that Cheney tried to kill anybody, but innocent Iraqis further shows how stupid he is.


  32. Badmoodman says:

    Hmmm Gary, maybe Cheney wanted him to REALLY suffer. Geeze Gary, are you totally unfamiliar with sarcastic humor? Beg, borrow or steal a truckload of clues.


  33. mparker says:

    The fact that Gary Ruppert has posted an entry means it’s total bullshit.


  34. theroachman says:

    Come on people be nice Gary is just showing pure unconditional love for the VP. Now how is Dick’s heart holding up? All this excitement can’t be good for his metal ticker. Best get some fresh batteries. And stay 50 feet from any microwaves.


  35. little dick bedwetter republican says:

    ” Cheney accidentally shoots 78-year-old man.”

    Its a leap of faith to assume it was an accident.


  36. Max-1 says:

    Comment by Gary Ruppert

    OMG GARY,
    Were you, no you were not born yesterday, now were you?

    WE LEFTIES don’t think that the Cheney tried to shoot a man.
    WE LEFTIES know he did shoot a man. I see the difference.

    And of course it was an unfortunate accident. For the man shot. Geishhh!!! I am a humanitarian, afterall.


  37. Clyde the Ripper says:

    Fly-man, (#11)

    Here is the only gem of wisdom I can find emanating today from the mouth of the esteemed Senator from Virginia. As a response to Wallace’s question about NSA Allen replied:

    “It is ludicrous to think that you would need to have a warrant before you try to get intelligence or intercept or determine, detect, what the terrorists may be doing.”

    (http:/www.foxnews.com/story/0,29933,184602,00.html) (If that doesn’t work Google “Senator George Allen, R-VA”)

    Typical Repug theory: The Constitution is ludicrous.

    If that classifies as calling for an investigation I will stick with the gossip, thank you TP!


  38. grumpypug says:

    This is my favorite part of this story:

    “The vice president has got an ambulance on call, so the ambulance came.”

    Is it typical for the vice president to have an ambulance on call, or is Cheney the only guy so far to have a heart that is such a ticking time bomb that the defibrillators have to be close at hand?


  39. the fly-man says:

    CTR, you may garner what you wish from these threads, I sse them as placement like advertising, whether the premise that TP has suggested is acurate or not, it brings to attention of Sen. Allen’s posturing. I’m concerned regarding the future water carrier for the PNAC initiative and how they are going to do what ever it takes to continue it. Read the book War for Muslim Minds, by Gilles Kepel. Tp is my wonkopedia and the comments of everyone to me matter.


  40. woke dude says:

    who was the third, unnamed, hunter?

    he not only has an ambulance on call, but also has medical personel closeby according to the reports of this incident

    two points from a person who grew up hunting

    1. people who drive around in a car like they are big game hunting, and jump out when they see some game are the worst kind of hunters….as opposed to walking fields, reading tracks and signs, and using dogs to find the game….that is real hunting……..not drive and shoot

    2. Real hunters all know how to avoid this situation……..by following where your fellow hunters are and communicating verbally when necessary

    3. Finally, when bird hunting, usually, folks wait for the birds to fly up into the air before shooting them….this would have insured others weren’t injured

    what this turkey was doing was shooting fish in a barrel

    what a macho man!


  41. bushllit says:

    The victim was in the news recently…Austin Statesman


  42. bushllit says:

    The victim was in the news recently…defeated local govt in eminient domain
    Austin Statesman


  43. the fly-man says:

    Let me make that very clear, sorry about the punctuation error, The comments made by every one here, matters to me, I read them all, and all is good.


  44. Stew says:

    “He peeled one off… it… it… sounded just like a covey on the run. I guess it was those mudflaps he calls ass cheeks – uncanny.”


  45. Spudge_Boy says:

    Gary Ruppert,

    “The vice president didn’t see him,” she continued. “The covey flushed and the vice president picked out a bird and was following it and shot. And by god, Harry was in the line of fire and got peppered pretty good.

    He got “peppered” with pellets. Not one pellet, a bunch of them.


  46. Stew says:

    “He peeled one off… it… I swear… it… sounded just like a covey o’ nice plump birds. It must’ve been those mudflaps he calls ass cheeks. It was uncanny.”


  47. Stew says:

    “He peeled one off… it… I swear… it… sounded just like a covey o’ nice plump birds. It must’ve been those mudflaps he calls ass cheeks. It was uncanny.”


  48. Tony W says:

    I didn’t mean to shoot him and besides it’s Bill Clinton’s fault.


  49. Fermi says:

    He sprayed the man. He peppered the man. Well, yes, he capped the bitch, in fact.


  50. dano347 says:

    “The vice president has got an ambulance on call, so the ambulance came.”

    He’s also got a Secret Service agent who humps around a portable defibrillator – like the one who carries the nuclear “football”, codename: Cheney’d Lightning.


  51. drowninginjello says:

    Anyone else seen ‘Wedding Crashers’? The scene where they go grouse hunting?

    Put Tricky Dick Jr’s face over the evil boyfriend and there you have it.

    Maybe Tricky Dick Jr took notes after seeing that movie…


  52. appalled ally says:

    Perhaps Dick could take George on his next hunting trip


  53. Jeffrey Stewart says:

    It was a pre-emptive strike or war, if you will, on someone the Vice-President had “prety much confirmed” had reconstituted his hunting weapons program.

    The only good news would be if the Vice-President predicts the poor victim is “in this last throes,” if you will.


  54. Paul in Mexico says:

    These guys were hunters? Bullshit. I haave hunted hundreds of times and never did it from a car.

    These people like Cheneyd are phoney from the core. I weuld even think that the kind of hunting they were doing might be illegal in Texas. I doubt it though, Texas does not have very many maralistic rules, except for dems that is.


  55. Paul in Mexico says:

    These guys were hunters? Bullshit. I haave hunted hundreds of times and never did it from a car.

    These people like Cheneyd are phoney from the core. I weuld even think that the kind of hunting they were doing might be illegal in Texas. I doubt it though, Texas does not have very many maralistic rules, except for dems that is.


  56. Spudge_Boy says:

    Did anybody catch this from the New York Times:

    New York Times
    February 12, 2006
    Cheney Accidentally Shoots Fellow Hunter

    The shooting was first reported by the Corpus Christi Caller-Times. The vice president’s office did not disclose the accident until nearly 24 hours after it happened.

    So, Cheney and pals tried to cover up an accident. Is there nothing these people won’t try and hide?


  57. RunningDogLackey says:

    Dick Cheney shot a man, just to watch him die.


  58. Shooter Jennings says:

    this has to be the last straw for americans. now he’s ’shot’ libby, his hunting buddy and now himself in the foot. time for accountablity asshole



  59. mr ho says:

    #The fact that the left thinks that Cheney tried to shoot and kill a man with shotgun pellet shows how stupid the left really is

    Comment by Gary Ruppert — February 12, 2006 @ 4:41 pm

    Plenty of people die every year from shot gun blasts.

    What this does show is that Cheney is incompetent with loaded weapons and poses a potential threat to mankind locally and globally.

    The Fact is, Gary, the only thing thats safe around ol Eagle Eye Cheney is the Quail


  60. mr ho says:

  61. purvis ames says:

    In any kind of shooting incident involving bodily harm, accidental or not, there is automatically a police investigation. You better believe that this one’s going to be an exception to the rule. The Dickhead is, of course, above any and all laws.


  62. Tony W says:

    If I have to hear it was an acident one more time from the MSM, I’ll puke…Of course it was an accident, nobody thinks ole “Dead Eye Dick” did it on purpose, but that doesn’t mean he wasn’t at fault!!! If the poor SOB he shot were to die, Dick should be charge with involuntary manslaughter, anyone else who “accidently” shot someone would be charge with a crime.


  63. David Dreyer says:

    “Hey, this Cheney guy’s alright.”

    Busta Rhymes


  64. Mark says:

    Why on earth would anyone go hunting with this man?


  65. purvis ames says:

    Ruppert
    You are such a moron. If Cheney’s shotgun shell had contained a single “pellet” (such shells exist),it would have been bigger than a 50 caliber bullet and blown a hole through Mr. Wittington as big as Texas.


  66. Vaughn D. Taylor says:

    Gary: As a Liberal Democrat, I’m speaking for everybody here. We truly believe that Cheney went out hunting for humans. Did you ever see that movie Surviving the Game with Ice T and Rutger Hauer? Basically, Ice’s character is hunted by four rich businessmen out in the wilderness. Anyway, it’s rumored that this is Cheney’s favorite movie, and that he hooked up one of these sweet human hunting events. Apparently, the person Cheney shot was a Liberal Democrat! That’s our story and we’re sticking to it.

    Gary, Gary, Gary …


  67. Badmoodman says:

    Why can’t these things happen when Cheney brings Scalia along on hunting trips?


  68. Spudge_Boy says:

    Badmoodman,

    Better yet, how about this headline:

    “Dick shoots it in the Bush”

    Now that would be the shot heard round the world.


  69. Vaughn D. Taylor says:

    Gary: Breaking news … Cheney was told that he was going to hunt quail, and he thought they were after Dan Quayle. Honest mistake really.


  70. Max-1 says:

    Comment by mr ho

    TED CHENEY?
    LOL
    OMFG
    No silly, Dick Kenedy.

    Good to see ya back-ho.
    Diggin’ up crap without
    a good ho is like picking
    your nose with a tooth pick.
    At some point it’s gonna hurt
    even though you just know
    ya gotta go after that bugger.


  71. Spudge_Boy says:

    Diggin’ up crap without
    a good ho is like picking
    your nose with a tooth pick.
    At some point it’s gonna hurt
    even though you just know
    ya gotta go after that bugger.

    Okay, beer just shot out my nose. Don’t do that anymore.


  72. hutsisi says:

    Dear Ann Coulter,
    I think now you feel comfortable with The lord of the darkness wiretapping on you!


  73. hutsisi says:

    Dear Ann Coulter,
    I think now you feel happy with The lord of the darkness wiretapping on you!


  74. hutsisi says:

    The lord of wars will strike again…


  75. Badmoodman says:

    I see the site hicupped and posted many duplicates of some posts of mine. Apologies to all. Not to you, Gary.


  76. Cyra Brown says:

    Was it “Quail”, or “Quayle”? Maybe Cheney was having a Bush 41 flashback? Hmmmmm…..


  77. kingfelix says:

    cheney thought it was that damn gary ruppert!


  78. theroachman says:

    82) This site has been hicupping all day, may not be you fault.

    Any updates. Does Cheney need more heart surgery? It may be a minor injury for an younger man, but at 78 it could more serious.


  79. Badmoodman says:

    Roachman – - Cheney only LOOKS 78. His target is the 78-year old. Personally, I think they’d need to do radical exploratory surgery on Cheney to even locate a heart.


  80. kingfelix says:

    you can bet if the guy had died in the last 24 hours, someone else would’ve been holding the shotgun in this story.


  81. banana says:

    yep, they know he’s not going to die, now and then the story comes up.

    Frankstein Cheney- he’s 178 years old, isn’t he?

    amazing how the good die young (Kennedy) but the evil just can’t let go and move on.


  82. DS says:

    Saw an interesting comment elsewhere that maybe the reason the story was held for 24 hours was to give Cheney time to retroactively get a Texas hunting license.


  83. Cyra Brown says:

    Frankly, I am surprised that this story got out at all. But had they not released it, and then it got out anyway, well… It would have been great to watch them explain it.


  84. Fight the Power says:

    #15, #17,

    Have you see this yet? Cheney’s got a gun


  85. Granite State Destroyer says:

    Cheney can’t even accept responsibility for a hunting accident without his press spinners making the victim look like he was a part and parcel to a crime.

    Truly despicable.

    Nope, poor Deadeye Deferrement Dick, he was hunting and some evil lawyer snuck up on him disguised as Al Qaeda # 2.

    Moral decay in action.

    Hail Dickcheese.

    -GSD


  86. kingfelix says:

    i have this horrible vision of cheney and rove around the guy’s bedside, trying to work out a plot where they take the guy to the woods and set a bear on him if his condition begins to look terminal.

    rove (on telephone): can we get a bear?
    cheney: yeah. and let’s have me shoot the bear after, look like i was doing my best to save the SOB
    rove: okay, we’re gonna have a bear kidnapped from a zoo and brought down. hopefully you’re gonna pull through (tweaks cheek of shot lawyer), you may wanna cling to life a little harder…
    cheney makes growling noise and mimes bear claws


  87. Granite State Destroyer says:

    Ruppert, go back to England you bloody fop. We don’t need your tea-bagging, crumpet eating, blood sausage making nincompoopery here. Tony Blair is collapsing into a gelatinous ball of figgy pudding. He is done and you are a Tory/Lobsterbacked monkey.

    Dick Cheney can’t even be held responsible for shooting someone. Of course if this were John Kerry there would be calls from Charles Kraut-Fart-Hammer to have this investigated as an attempted murder.

    Hmmmm….Vince Foster? Deadeye Deferrment Dick finally has some combat experience!

    Typical clownholes…leaping from a car to shoot at several secret service agents dressed as quayle.

    Cheney and Saddam are soulmates.

    -GSD


  88. Zwack says:

    So, I’ve read the story and I have a few questions…

    This lawyer, walked up behind Cheney and friend without saying anything or making any noise. Cheney then somehow managed to shoot him in the face and chest. He was also “30 yards away” at the time.

    So, if he came up from behind them and was thirty yards away then how in gods name did Cheney shoot him in the face?

    Did Dick not realise that he had turned completely around and was facing someone else wearing an Orange vest?

    Did Cheney come close to hitting the car too?

    Enquiring minds want to know.

    Z.


  89. Zwack says:

    Just testing something…
    Z.


  90. AkaDad says:

  91. hardass says:

    how appropriate for Cheney to be loose with his lips and shot gun .Shoot first and ask questions later is his motto.no matter the consequences . the country is suffering for it . Where is girlie George in the process . Oh yes i know, still running for president.


  92. Granite State Destroyer says:

    Also, he walked up “unannounced” and surprised Cheney?

    I guess it is common on hunting trips to run arounda and yell your locations from 30 yards away all the time. Was he supposed to keep yelling his location as he approached from 30 yards away? Do quayles just sit quitely as groups of men run around yelling out loud?

    Sounds fishy.

    -GSD


  93. ? says:

    Being part bionic and all, maybe Cheney was shopping Whittington for some new living parts this time?


  94. WaltTheMan says:

    #105,
    I went through the DailyKos item and nowhere in it is a prohibitation on hunting human beings. Does that not provide the Dick an out? At least, the quail were safe.


  95. WaltTheMan says:

  96. Clif says:

    Can’t get Osama, can’t get Al Zarhari, can’t get the insurgents, can’t get the quail, shoots a hunting friend, about par for the Administration. Makes the moniker “the gang that can’t shoot straight” even more fitting.


  97. Marie says:

    It’s been said before that this is “the gang that can’t shoot straight.”
    The real story here, besides careless hunting, is that 24 hours passed before the story hit the news. So, were they waiting to learn just how seriously the guy was hurt? Were they looking to get their stories straight?


  98. WaltTheMan says:

  99. Clif says:

    Walt I resisted as long as I could but the temptation over came me.


  100. WaltTheMan says:

    Cheney travels with a medical entourage that could insure his survival if he was accidently feed through a wood chipper during one of W’s brush clearing events.


  101. ChristianLibrul says:

    Latest pix of Cheney with his shotgun, not that flintlock Missouri rifle, at my blog. Scroll down a bit to see them.


  102. theroachman says:

    http://tinyurl.com/4rwvk

    Cheney is not hunting. This is shooting easy targets for fun. It’s not even sport. Farm raised birds are released then they shoot them. See link for one of the VP 2003 “hunting” trips to one of these private hunting clubs.


  103. Spudge_Boy says:

    ChristianLibrul,

    Now thats’ funny:

    null


  104. Spudge_Boy says:

    Speaking of shooting caged animals, has anybody heard Megadeth’s Countdown to Extinction?

    It is all about the type of “hunting” Cheney was doing.

    Countdown to Extinction (from the album of the same title)
    Capitol Records, 1992
    Mustaine/Menza/Ellefson/Friedman

    Endangered species, caged in fright
    Shot in cold blood, no chance to fight
    The stage is set, now pay the price
    An ego boost, don’t think twice
    Technology, the battle’s unfair
    You pull the hammer without a care
    Squeeze the trigger that makes you Man
    Pseudo-safari, the hunt is canned…
    The hunt is canned

    All are gone, all but one
    No contest, nowhere to run
    No more left, only one
    This is it, this is the Countdown to Extinction

    Tell the truth, you wouldn’t dare
    The skin and trophy, oh so rare
    Silence speaks louder than words
    Ignore the guilt, and take your turn
    Liars anagram is “lairs”
    Man you were never even there
    Killed a few feet from the cages
    Point blank, you’re so courageous…
    So courageous

    One hour from now,
    another species of life form
    will disappear off the face of the planet
    forever…and the rate is accelerating


  105. Cyra Brown says:

    If the poor man had died, you can bet your sweet pudendum that someone else would have been holding the gun when it went off. Guns don’t shoot people, Dick does.


  106. Spudge_Boy says:

    Cyra Brown,

    Who’s to say that the third “unnamed” hunter wasn’t George Bush?

    Hmmmmmmm.

    Lobbiest maybe?

    Wierd.

    Who could it be?


  107. WaltTheMan says:

    #119,
    Do you realize that is the crux of the matter? I have a sister-in-law and brother-in-law who have an arsenal that could have deflected the attack on Pearl Harbor. I do not have a single weapon in my house. Ending a human life is a traumatic experience, even in battle. W and Cheney have never experienced that and for that reason, we, and our nation, are at risk.


  108. Sharon Cox says:

    Years ago, when I was a hunter we never hunted anything this time of year. Always in the fall. Must be a canned hunt like the post above. Probably tame, raised birds. Ha! great white, fat, hunter. Quail, what a terrible waste….Well guess this poor old guy won’t go hunting with crash cart any more, do you supose it’s gonna cost some tax dollars to pay Cheney’s way out…Blessings


  109. Cyra Brown says:

    #113- Spudge, I think the “Mystery Hunter” will soon fade from the story, as he is no longer needed as an ass-cover for that “Dick” who pulled the trigger. I just can’t get over where it was that Dick filled him with lead. The FACE?? My god…. something is just so wrong with this story. I actually saw a Quail for the first time in November 05. My cousin, Jason, and his gal, Jessica, have two of them, they keep them in an enormous glass tank in their living room. Goofy creatures. They just kept chasing each other back and forth, and it looked like they only existed to make each other miserable. But they are quite small, and I think they probably “fly” more like a chicken, so how this guy ended up in Cheney’s sight line, without Dick seeing him, I can’t figure. Just another thing they have to hide.


  110. Spudge_Boy says:

    Cyra,

    If this guy was coming up behind Cheney and change tunred and shot him in the face, it means Cheney had to do a fast spin 180 degrees then pull the trigger. Remind me to never go hunting with this loser who doesn’t know the first thing about gun safety.

    I still wanna know who hunter #3 was.


  111. Sharon Cox says:

    Hay Spudge, on another post you mentioned a bomer,Montana and making meth. Were you refering to the unabommer Kazenski (sp).? He lived and was caught in Montana but before that he was in Burkley, Calif. He came from some state back east originaly I think. His own brother helped break the case. No drugs, but should of been. He was just plain looney toons, kinda like Bush only we all know about the substance abuses of the shrub……Blessings


  112. Clif says:

    Spudge the #rd hunter probably was a secret service person given the vice president was out in the feild with people with guns there was probably alot of unnamed people with guns that never tell what they saw, unless the “principle” needs their cover.




  113. Cyra Brown says:

    #117- Spudge, I was at BradBlog for a bit, they have a good piece on the “incident”. Still no name for #3, but an interesting tidbit to ponder. Apparently, there was an unexplained, as of yet, 2+ hour period from when the shooting occured, 5:30 pm, and the victim’s admission to the hospital, at 8:15 pm. Why the delay? With all the “helpers” they had, AND the helicopter they transported him with, what the devil were they doing??? And the man will be spending another night in the ICU. Sounds like it’s more than just a “flesh wound” to me. This whole story just REEKS to me.


  114. Clif says:

    Found this at the chicago times blog;

    The hostess of this hunting party stated that Harry was shot at about 5:30.

    The hospital spokesperson stated that Harry was admitted to the hospital at 8:30 at night.

    Why the 3-hour delay?

    Theory 1: President insisted on finishing a children’s book first.
    Theory 2: Brownie notified Chertoff; Chertoff called Rove; Rove drafted press release blaming Mayor and Governor for not sending a bus; President sent on vacation to cut brush.
    Theory 3: VP rushed to undisclosed location.
    Theory 4: People worried what other trigger VP could pull by accident.
    Theory 5: VP consultation with NRA. Invited Abramoff, Oil Industry, Halliburton and other undisclosed buddies for help.
    Theory 6: Harry had picture taken with Abramoff.
    Theory 7: Medicare drug plan confusion.
    Theory 8: FEMA red-tape.
    Theory 9: Congressional failure to adopt social security reform.
    Theory 10: VP had heart attack when he ran the 90 feet to help Harry; to be disclosed next Sunday.
    Theory 11: Reality-based liberal delusion – President issued secret order to set back clocks 3 hours; no need for court or congressional approval.
    Theory 12: VP wanted to finish hunting quail.

    And added these;

    Theroy 13: They were trying to figure how to stage this as a terrorist attack
    Theroy 14: The powers that be had to first issue a no-bid contract to Halliburton to provide the ambulance service, and the cost will probably be triple-billed.
    Theroy 15: Tried reports of a second gunman on a grassy knoll, but couldn’t find a knoll close enough.
    Theroy 16: 3 hours to get the old blood alcohol levels down?
    Theroy 17: Was checking Harry’s political affiliation.
    Theroy 18: The Clinton defense failed the laugh test even for this crowd, but it took 3 hrs.
    Theroy 19: Spent 2 1/2 hours posing with Cheney’s first confirmed hit.
    Theroy 20; Took 3 hrs to convince Cheney that lawyers are never in season


  115. Cyra Brown says:

    #123- Clif, you are PRICELESS! Thanks for the laugh, I think I peed a little…


  116. Evil Spaniard says:

    #123 Cheney tried to contact Bush, but he was attending a school meeeting and needs to finish reading the Pet Goat book…


  117. Evil Spaniard says:

    Hmmm… reminds too much the “Deliverance” movie…


  118. mr ho says:

    It is ludicrous to think that you would need to have a warrant before you try to get intelligence or intercept or determine, detect, what the terrorists may be doing.”

    (http:/www.foxnews.com/story/0,29933,184602,00.html) (If that doesn’t work Google “Senator George Allen, R-VA”)

    This is good. And it shows the fallacy of Bushs Argument. The hijackers were on Student Visas so warrants were likely not needed. The Warrants are to protect American Citizens from people who might use it for political gain. Cheney inhis Zeal has given us a great argument to use against Bush for Unitary Executive powers.

    The potential for Abuse.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    The Conservatives due to Cheney Bush Deception Corruption
    fiscal policy deficit etc..
    Bushco has Divided America, yet now it comes back together with Bush on the outside looking in =)

    http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2002801976_gop13.html
    Monday, February 13, 2006 – Page updated at 12:00 AM
    By Dick Polman
    Knight Ridder Newspapers
    WASHINGTON — ……..blah blah …….
    And the target of their ire is President Bush.
    Commentator Jonah Goldberg, miffed that Bush has piled up record deficits and boosted the size of government, writes that Bush “is spending money like a pimp with a week to live.”

    Another, Fox News analyst Tony Snow, says that Bush’s decision to shelve his Social Security privatization plan is “an act of surrender.”

    Yet another, former Reagan domestic-policy adviser Bruce Bartlett, is releasing a book this month titled “Impostor: How George W. Bush Bankrupted America and Betrayed the Reagan Legacy.”

    link 4 rest…


  119. Godfry Daniel says:

    Just think… this is a man with his finger on the trigger of our nuclear arsenal.


  120. Marie says:

    #123, Clif
    I just read your post of last night and it is priceless!
    Great way to start the day.


  121. Koalablue says:

    give it a few weeks and some spin and Chenney will be saying he was glad he shot a repug…. he hs turned a new leaf,,,, he is on our side


  122. Pete Bogs says:

    what I want to know is, what does Whittington know that Cheney wants to hide? this was a hit gone wrong…


  123. Godfry Daniel says:

    And I heard that when Bush was told Cheney shot someone he said “Is Dick allright?”


  124. cynical ex-hippie says:

    I wouldn’t follow Dick into battle. I wouldn’t even go hunting with him.

    This is what happens kids, when you weasle your way out of the military and play with guns anyway, pretending to be a tough guy.

    I’m a liberal, but at least I make sure I know where I’m shooting before I pull the trigger.


  125. Clif says:

    I wonder if we could get the GOP to sponsor a “Hunting With Dick Show” for all their candidates, sort of like a frat initiation


  126. Evil Spaniard says:

    Mr. Magoo hunting…


  127. big papa says:

    “The unwitting victim- a lawyer named Whittington- was lured to a secluded quail blind on the ranch of one of L’il Dick’s closest friends. Apparently, L’il Dick had overheard rumors that the 78 year old Whittington was performing admirably for Lynn, whereas L’il Dick was living up to HIS nickname. At any rate, eyewitness accounts are sketchy at best and no one seems willing to indicate that whittingtons shooting- in the face- was nothing more than a tragic accident…

    …only L’il Dick, Lynn, and Whittington know for sure…

    …the MSM was reluctant to run the story, and waited nearly 24 hours before reporting it to the public…”


  128. Stew says:

    cheney invited sen. chuck hagel on a hunting trip this weekend, I wonder whats going on?


  129. The fly-man says:

    Stewed, your #51 was Brilliant That narrative was flawless. #137 not bad either.


  130. Zwack says:

    The Warrants are to protect American Citizens from people who might use it for political gain.

    I call BS…

    Warrants are required under the fourth amendment which uses the term “People” not “Citizens”… Other parts of the constitution mention “Citizens” rather than “People”

    “People” means lawful residents which includes those of us here on various types of Visa. E.g. I am a Lawful Permanent Resident who entered the country on a Family Visa (my wife is a Citizen)

    Z.


  131. JPV says:

    Of course this is all crazy conspiracy type stuff but, after this incident, it does make you wonder…

    http://www.theforbiddenknowledge.com/hardtruth/dangerous_game.htm

    Dick Cheney, then White House Chief of Staff to President Ford, later Secretary of Defense to President George Bush, documented member of the Council on Foreign Relations (CFR), and Presidential hopeful for 1996, was originally Wyoming’s only Congressman. Dick Cheney was the reason my family had traveled to Wyoming where I endured yet another form of brutality–his version of “A Most Dangerous Game,” or human hunting.

    It is my understanding now that A Most Dangerous Game was devised to condition military personnel in survival and combat maneuvers. Yet it was used on me and other slaves known to me as a means of further conditioning the mind to the realization there was “no place to hide,” as well as traumatize the victim for ensuing programming. it was my experience over the years that A Most Dangerous Game had numerous variations on the primary theme of being stripped naked and turned loose in the wilderness while being hunted by men and dogs. In reality, all “wilderness” areas were enclosed in secure military fencing whereby it was only a matter of time until I was caught, repeatedly raped and tortured.

    Dick Cheney had an apparent addiction to the “thrill of the sport”. He appeared obsessed with playing A Most Dangerous Game as a means of traumatizing mind-control victims, as well as to satisfy his own sexual kinks. My introduction to the game occurred upon arrival at the hunting lodge near Greybull, Wyoming, and it physically and psychologically devastated me. I was sufficiently traumatized for Cheney’s programming as I stood naked in his hunting lodge office after being hunted down and caught. Cheney was talking as he paced around me, “I could stuff you and mount you like a jackalope and call you a two legged dear. Or I could stuff you with this (he unzipped his pants to reveal his oversized penis) right down your throat, and then mount you. Which do you prefer?



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