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Rove: Every Exploding Mosque Has A Silver Lining

Here’s what’s happening in Iraq:

On Thursday, sectarian violence between Shiite and Sunni Muslims left more than 100 people dead. The violence was sparked by Wednesday’s bombing of the Askariya shrine in Samarra, one of the holiest sites in Shiite Islam.

If you are having trouble interpreting the news, Karl Rove is here to help. Yesterday, he explained to Fox News’ Tony Snow that the bombing on the mosque would “likely” turn out to be a positive development:

SNOW: So you expect this [the bombing of the mosque] is going to strengthen the opposition to the terrorists?

ROVE: I think it could. I think it’s likely to.

The good news from Iraq keeps pouring in.




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140 Responses to “Rove: Every Exploding Mosque Has A Silver Lining”

  1. depo Says:

    Rove doesn't know anything about foreign policy. Too bad he's making all the decisions.


  2. Punchy Says:

    Wow...sudden stimulation in the deep, deep recesses of the "HOLY F#CK, I can't believe what I'm reading" lobe of my brain....usually stimulated by a link to a Washington Times or WSJ article...

    It's that old adage--if THIS is good, I'd hate to see bad.


  3. ohdave Says:

    Why does this guy still have a job?


  4. mynewsbot Says:

    Iraq headed for a civil war


  5. Godfry Daniel Says:

    We'de better hurry up and sell our seaports to the terrorists or else they will win!


  6. mynewsbot Says:

    How about we outsource our government .. that might save a few bucks in deficit


  7. trueblue Says:

    PLEASE, Patrick Fitzgerald, SAVE US!!!!!


  8. Godfry Daniel Says:

    I think our government is already outsourced to Insanea.


  9. beep52 Says:

    Rove has been spinning so fast for so long he's dizzy.


  10. Shsirley Says:

    Did I see this or something like it as a topic on the F-word network? Civil War Might be Good.


  11. Karl Says:

    ...and 9/11 was good for America because I could we could grab more power than we ever imagined!


  12. Samuel Alito Says:

    Judd - quit cheering for more death in Iraq. It's disgusting how gleeful liberals are when something goes wrong in Iraq.


  13. Judd Says:

    Quit characterizing my remarks. I'm not cheering death in Iraq. I'm saying it's a terrible situation. It's Rove who is trying to spin it into a positive.


  14. WiscoDuk Says:

    The war will cost 1.9 billion
    Greeted with flowers
    Mission accomplished
    Last throws
    Purple fingers (vote or don't eat)
    The insurgancy is mostly foreigners
    Etc, etc, etc


  15. Rio de los Ladrones Says:

    I am echoing #11's thoughts.....
    just can't get the sight of Dubious reading a children's book while his staff fidgits and twitches..... not saying he knew anything, I'm not THAT naive, but I can imagine Rove/Cheney having told him: "If anything bad ever does happen, boy, just sit tight till we get a handle on things"


  16. dlet Says:

    Most of the people that are bombing and killing are Iraqis. So for Rove to say that this will strengthen the opposition means that this will escalate the fighting between the different groups of Iraqis....basically civil war. Yep I agree with Karl...for once.


  17. Colorado Jyms Says:

    Does anyone think there is a possiblity of recalling the election of 2004? Like the Republicans did to Gray Davis in 2003?


  18. b1-66er Says:

    So here's a question for you. When we watch television for 24 hours straight, randomly changing the channel, this coming weekend, how many times do you think you'll find Rove mentioned?

    http://www.24HoursOfTV.com


  19. kindness Says:

    Smack! Ouch, Hey Sammy Alioto...I could feel the breeze from that slap from here. Musta hurt, huh?

    Rove's job is a spinmeister and Phaux Pnews are their alterboys. Karls puts lipstick on every pig and calls it beautiful cause that's what he gets paid for.

    Now as far as Karl being an unmarried 50 something hanging around with alterboys, I ain't going there. Hey Sammy, Karl is cooing for you though.


  20. Keith H. Says:

    Soon to be de-classified:
    Karl Rove is Dick Cheney's illegitimate child.


  21. WiscoDuk Says:

    #12 your SICK!
    How can you possibly accuse Judd or anyone else you deem "liberal" of cheering death?

    I just deleted a couple of paragraphs of retort because feeding a troll is pointless and your simply not worth it.

    I can see that this "cheering death" thing will become the new rethug attack on "Amerika hatin' libs".

    Divided we fall


  22. b166er Says:

    So here's a question ... When we watch 24 hours of TV straight this weekend, randomly changing channels every 15 minutes, how many times do you think we'll hear Rove mentioned (or speaking)?

    http://www.24HoursOfTV.com

    (Sorry if this is a duplicate -- my first post acted oddly.)


  23. Cyra Brown Says:

    For Karl Rove, sh*t and Shinola are exactly the same. What a cold-blooded bastage he is.


  24. Rio de los Ladrones Says:

    We can easily guess why Karl wasn't the front man pushing burgers and health care at wendy's corporate headquarters that week......
    "You better go do it, boy....."


  25. Skippy Says:

    If we could only get a little blond seven-year-old boy in front of Karl Rove, we could distract him from further destroying the country and keep him busy with his favorite hobby. Does Rick Santorum have any kids we could sacrifice to Karl?


  26. kindness Says:

    that is funny skippy, but that might be a tad over the line. Granted, I insinuated as much, but my insinuations at least conjered up consenting adults.


  27. progressive and proud Says:

    Santorum won't even give up his dead fetuses; you will never get a live on.


  28. Silly Little American Boy Says:

    Q: So do you think more bombings in the U.S. could strengthen the opposition to the terrorists?

    ROVE: I think it could. I think it's likely to.

    Translation - Rove and the administration that he controls want more attacks like these to ensure a stronger opposition to the war on terrorism - holding both sides in a fearful embrace - thus allowing them to remain in power.


  29. Pete Bogs Says:

    not when they're blaming us, it won't hurt the terrorists...


  30. Jay Randal Says:

    Rove's comments prove he is a FASCIST and a degenerate person! Call your Representatives and Senators to demand that Rove be fired and put into prison at GITMO!


  31. Badmoodman Says:

    If Rove thinks the mosque bombing will turn out be a good thing, raise your hand if you think the U.S. was behind the plot.


  32. bs Says:

    You gotta love Robin Williams……
    Even if he’s nuts! Leave it to Robin
    Williams to come up with the perfect
    plan. What we need now is for our
    UN Ambassador to stand up and
    repeat this message.

    Robin Williams’ plan…(Hard to
    argue with this logic!)

    “I see a lot of people yelling for peace
    but I have not heard of a plan for
    peace. So, here’s one plan.”

    1) “The US will apologize to the world for our “interference” in their affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those “good ole boys”, we will never “interfere” again.

    2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don’t want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

    3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.We’ll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They’re illegal!!! France will welcome them.

    4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don’t like it there, change it yourself and don’t hide here. Asylum would never be available
    to anyone. We don’t need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

    5) No foreign “students” over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don’t attend classes, they get a “D” and it’s back home baby.

    6) The US will make a strong effort
    to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

    7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don’t like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

    8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not “interfere.” They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given
    to the army. The people who need
    it most get very little, if anything.

    9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don’t need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

    10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us “Ugly Americans” any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH…learn it…or LEAVE…Now, isn’t that a winner of a plan?

    “The Statue of Liberty is no longer
    saying “Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.” She’s got a baseball bat and she’s yelling, ‘you want a piece of me?’ ”

    If you agree with the above forward
    it to friends…If not, and I would be amazed, DELETE it!!


  33. bs Says:

    copy and paste this and send it to everyone you know. even the congress, senators and let them know if you don't do anything for the american folks we won't see you in the seat.


  34. ElectricBassPlayer Says:

    "SNOW: So you expect this [the bombing of the mosque] is going to strengthen the opposition to the terrorists?

    ROVE: I think it could. I think it’s likely to."

    By who, Karl? The average Iraqi wasn't interested in terrorism anyway. All this has done is radicalize those who were "on the fence," giving them that final nudge they needed to resort to violence, and radicalize those on the other side, who want to defend themselves or right wrongs committed by the first group.

    FOX isn't news, it's propaganda. Karl Rove is the scum of the Earth.

    You mark my words: Bush is consciously leaving us open for another attack. He welcomes it. Then he can suspend the Constitution.

    You don't expect Bush to willingly hand over power in 2008, do you?


  35. I-RIGHT-I Says:

    Rove’s comments prove he is a FASCIST and a degenerate person! Call your Representatives and Senators to demand that Rove be fired and put into prison at GITMO!

    Comment by Jay Randal

    Nonsense. He stated the obvious and I agree with him. The bombing of the mosque will further alienate the Iraqi people from the terrorists. What is interesting about this is the fact that so far the Shi'ite have not retaliated against the Sunni which of course is what the terrorists want to happen. This isn't the first sectarian atrocity committed by the foreign insurgency. There have been other mosque bombings, market bombings, bombings at Shi'ite religious gatherings yet there has been no great call from the majority of Iraq to take vengeance on the Sunni minority so they know who is behind it and why.

    Rove it right once again.


  36. bs Says:

    # 32
    it's a must read


  37. Van Says:

    This reminds me of a scene from the film 1984 where the protagonist was being interogated.

    He had undergone a grueling amount of reconditioning, and in the end, the interogator asked,
    "how many fingers an I holding up?" the protagonist answered,
    "how many do you want me to say"

    Rove is a master at propaganda. Too bad our liberal media is too timid to call him out.


  38. Zookeeper Says:

    Rove and I-right-I live in a world populated with pixies and unicorns, protected by shiny rainbows.


  39. Clif Says:

    BS Robin is a comedian and not really required to think through the effects of the policies he proposes, but too bad Rove, Bush, Cheney didn't take up comedy eh?


  40. bs Says:

    maybe are elected officials need to. it seems to be robin has better ideas then the left and the right.


  41. bs Says:

    but than again you don't need yale, harvard to become an elected official. you ever throws the best bullshlit out there worth of stepping on your elected. or the diebold machines. which ever works.


  42. Jay Randal Says:

    I-R-I > The Shia have been retaliating against the Sunni since the bombing of the shrine, but I guess FOX news failed to mention that > about a dozen Mosques have been torched in revenge! Reason why a curfew is in effect to try to stop sectarian strife! Over a hundred people have been killed in riots so far and several Sunni Religious Clerics!
    The civil war has begun, but Rove wants to inflame it!


  43. James Says:

    The only 'positive' I saw was the joint sunni-shia prayers in Basra and Kut.

    In Basra, where the Sunnis are outnumbered by alot, they probably participated to try to keep the peace and not get killed. They did both have common signs though - 'no to america'. Slightly amusing since they despise the British in the area as well.

    There's no real positive though, it's all negative. The political leaders don't have a whole lot of strength, so their appeal to restraint means little.

    Rove is a political spinner. He could make a nuclear attack on the united states into a positive (it brings all the people together under our president for life).

    This is just an intensification of what's been going on for awhile, shiite death squads retaliating in response to Shiite deaths.

    Now the militias are involved.

    A civil war would be a huge negative for the entire region. Iran would get involved, probably, as would the Sunni governments that make up the majority of the population in the area. Remember Afghanistan back in the 80s? Yah, blind eye to letting their citizens fight in Iraq and financial support to kill the Shias (who are basically heretics in the view of Saudis).

    Anyone catch some of the CNN discussion last night with Iraq based reporters? Apparently the US military is trying to decide when and if they intervene. That's pathetic. We've so lost control that we're debating when we should leave our alterreality fortresses.


  44. Dumb Fox Says:

    IRI:"What is interesting about this is the fact that so far the Shi’ite have not retaliated against the Sunni"

    You must be the most ignorant fvck on the planet.


  45. Evil Spaniard Says:

    Oh, yeah, right the FBIs assault in Waco too appeased Tim McVeigh. Same logic.


  46. Clif Says:

    Rove failed to mention the bombing cause the imposition of martial law in Many Iraqi cities, but to Rove martial law is manna from heaven.


  47. progressive and proud Says:

    IRI, if Rove said eating small children was fine, you would agree. That, my dear, is what makes you useless and unpatriotic.


  48. republican canard Says:

    Don't forget, they blame us for it. They think the U.S. wants to impose sectarian strife to divide and conquer the muslim world. Your average Iraqi isn't much smarter than your average American. Remember all those American hicks who were gung ho to invade Iraq after 9/11? They had nothing to do with 9/11, so even if we had nothing to do with Samarra, watch out. They're going to react in a similar fashion. If we invaded Iraq as payback for 9/11, they will hit us hard as payback for Samarra.


  49. progressive and proud Says:

    Rove is about winning, plain and simple. He doesn't care what is good for the country, he cares about what will make the public think he is working for them.

    Only idiots believe everything they are spoon fed.


  50. republican canard Says:

    Bush will go down in history as an example of what not to do.

    Along with every dumb SOB who voted for him.


  51. bs Says:

    rove=goerbel


  52. bs Says:

    this peckerwood....you know what how do you even comment on something as fricken retarded as that. this is what you get when your sister lays with her brother and gets pregnant, rove.


  53. kindness Says:

    iri won't care till he has Shite neighbors on one side of his house & Sunni's on the other side.


  54. I-RIGHT-I Says:

    I-R-I > The Shia have been retaliating against the Sunni since the bombing of the shrine, but I guess FOX news failed to mention that > about a dozen Mosques have been torched in revenge! Reason why a curfew is in effect to try to stop sectarian strife! Over a hundred people have been killed in riots so far and several Sunni Religious Clerics!
    The civil war has begun, but Rove wants to inflame it!

    Comment by Jay Randal

    Naw, I knew there was some sporadic payback but that's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about the leveling of Sunni towns, something the Shi'ite have the capability to do. In addition the two main Shia clerics have not called for revenge, just the opposite. There is no civil war until the big dogs get off the porch. Rove is right and I'm I-RIGHT-I.


  55. big papa Says:

    I'd pay good money to see these bi*ches (Bushiva, L'il Dick, Rummy, Snow and Rove) in the same cell blocks...

    ...with their treasonous supporters like the inbreds IRI, Scary "Gary" and Puny Hermaphrodite et al....

    ...daily we'd take 'em out two at a time...

    ...and have 'em play "gladiator" to the death...

    ...add a few jungle cats to the mix...

    ...that'd fulfill all the good "Christians'" IRI, Bushiva's and all of the other treasonous al Cracker (anti-Christs') delusional martyrdom requirement...


  56. worfeus Says:

    Pissin on our heads and telling us its raining.


  57. big papa Says:

    iri won’t care till he has Shite neighbors on one side of his house & Sunni’s on the other side.

    Comment by kindness #53

    kindness,

    I for one would love to oblige him...

    ...If and when we find his sorry ,treasonous, inbred, al Cracker, chickkkenhawkkk a*s...

    ...let's see if we can make that a reality...

    ...that'd be a great use of the NSA/TIA/Patriot Act when Progressives take back the government...

    ...use them to hunt down these treasonous, inbred, al Cracker Bushite sombiches (like IRI) and exile their sorry, putrid, cowardly a*ses to Baghdad...

    ...to oversee freedom on the march...


  58. Catalyst Says:

    #32 - is an idiot
    it took me exactly 10 seconds to debunk your internet
    regurgitations

    robin williams didn't say any of that...
    http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp

    think before you spread some ignorant S#&t.

    BS..your name fits you perfectly.


  59. David Says:

    What is interesting about this is the fact that so far the Shi’ite have not retaliated against the Sunni

    Huh? Haven't been following whatever missing white woman they are covering over at Faux, but back in the reality-based world, there are a lot of reprisal attacks going on in Iraq.


  60. Evil Spaniard Says:

    #54 There is no civil war until the big dogs get off the porch.

    So the Soviet Revolution wasn't a war until the Czar not said "Woopsie, there are red army soldiers in my backyard!"? Following your logic, there is no conflict in Iraq, and don't exist "War on terrorism", because Congress don't signed any declaration of war and, in fact, "terrorism" isn't a country. Those pesky died soldiers in Iraq died by heart strokes. Yeah, right.


  61. unbelievable Says:

    How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to change a light bulb?

    1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed.

    2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed.

    3. One to decide that, yeah, it IS dark in here.

    4. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb.

    5. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for darkness.

    6. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Haliburton for the new light bulb.

    7. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: "Light Bulb Change Accomplished."

    8. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark.

    9. One to viciously smear #8.

    10. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along.

    11. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.


  62. Evil Spaniard Says:

    #61 Don't forget the ones shouting for the killing of the electricist.


  63. Evil Spaniard Says:

    #62 Ups, electrician, not electricist. My bad.


  64. Kat Says:

    Karl Rove is an evil asshole. He's more responsible for Iraq than Bush is, because Bush seems like an idiot who jumps whenever Rove tells him to.


  65. big papa Says:

    Anyone catch some of the CNN discussion last night with Iraq based reporters? Apparently the US military is trying to decide when and if they intervene. That’s pathetic. We’ve so lost control that we’re debating when we should leave our alterreality fortresses.

    Comment by James #43

    James,

    Yeah...

    ...our solution?

    ...lock 'em all indoors (daytime curfew)...

    ...'til we...

    ???????


  66. big papa Says:

    BS..your name fits you perfectly.

    Comment by Catalyst #58

    Catalyst,

    I knew that didn't sound like Robin...

    ...but note the EASE...

    ...with which the inbreds attempt to spread lies and misinformation...

    ...inbreds, "creating reality" since Bushiva and the conservatives gave them their blueprint...


  67. bs Says:

    #58
    i don't know who wrote it and don't give a fluck you wrote the shit. it's the principality of it all and that is what is missing in folks. if robin said it, great, if he didn't, that's just great to. i was posting it for the ideas. and for you, is this all you can say out of 100plus comments, and who is the stupid ass. start debunking the shit that really means something instead of "cherrypicking" worthless, meaningless shit as if who wrote the 10 ideas. obviously it's something better than you could ever come up with.


  68. Clif Says:

    Naw, I knew there was some sporadic payback but that’s not what I’m talking about. I’m talking about the leveling of Sunni towns, something the Shi’ite have the capability to do. In addition the two main Shia clerics have not called for revenge, just the opposite. There is no civil war until the big dogs get off the porch. Rove is right and I’m I-RIGHT-I.

    Obviously you know little of the actual history of Iraq, where the Sunni minority has come out on top in every political upheaval since the british threw in the towel right after WW1. The shiites have more people but they never have been able to coordinate their numerical advantage. Also you leave out of your little rant the fact that the Syrians, Saudi, and the Jordanians would not stand idilly by if the Shiites really went after their Sunni brothers.


  69. bs Says:

    sounds like your on your knees and bush is saying, don't stop.


  70. Briseadh na Faire Says:

    BS

    do research BEFORE you post!

    http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl-williams-plan.htm

    Your post could be deemed libelous.


  71. Cyra Brown Says:

    #61- Ms. Unbelievable, That was FUNNY!! Thanks for the laugh!


  72. bs Says:

    #70
    it's already been said,and i will say it again. it was posted for the remarks. that is it....THE REMARKS. it's just ironic how you folks go crazy over stupid shit. start debunking what really matters. when the time comes where i no longer have a life and can sit on the computer all fricken day and become pc savvy i'll make sure next time i delete the top half of who supposedly wrote the shit. but when you are the have nots it's called work and no play.


  73. Clif Says:

    #61 I reoposted your list at Lydia Cornell's site, they could use the laugh too, gave ya the credit too.


  74. bs Says:

    you and catalyst must have got together in a closed door meeting. and look, out of 72 comments that is all catalyst said. he is a burnt out bright one.


  75. unbelievable Says:

    61- Ms. Unbelievable, That was FUNNY!! Thanks for the laugh!

    Comment by Cyra Brown — February 24, 2006 @ 1:17 pm

    61 I reoposted your list at Lydia Cornell’s site, they could use the laugh too, gave ya the credit too.

    Comment by Clif — February 24, 2006 @ 1:24 pm

    Thought we could all use one... :)


  76. bs Says:

    and personally i do NOT give a mf damn what you folks have to say, it's the principal of it ALL. common sense, a conscious, and many of you lack it. until you join the military and become a war vet, as i am, all of you nit-picking, reichwing supporters don't have a damn thing to say. but alot to do ---- get your guns and practice what you preach, peckerwoods.


  77. bs Says:

    and to all you reichwingers get to work because my vet checks (dav-disabled american vet) are not coming in fast enough. sorry sobs.


  78. Teri DiCicco Says:

    As Barbara Bush would put it: "This could actually work out quite well for them."


  79. Clif Says:

    BS chill for a minute, there are a lot of us here that are really on your side, I'm a 100% disabled Desert Storm vet. Been there and done that too brother, so I'm not after your mind, but sometimes we make a mistake as humans, yesterday I forgot a link to a set of info I posted and had a troll call me on it, OK I forgot to link, I reposted the link and moved out smartly, what does not kill us makes us stronger, and sometimes smarter, so live and learn, and keep fighting for what ever you believe in.


  80. Monkey Nut Wrench Says:

    It seems only America does not beleive it blew up the Shia holy Shrine in the central city of Samarra


  81. I-RIGHT-I Says:

    It seems only America does not beleive it blew up the Shia holy Shrine in the central city of Samarra

    Comment by Monkey Nut Wrench

    Ours is the only opinion that counts. Loser.


  82. Monkey Nut Wrench Says:

    Then why did America blow up the Shia holy Shrine in the central city of Samarra


  83. Spudge_Boy Says:

    Judd - quit cheering for more death in Iraq. It’s disgusting how gleeful liberals are when something goes wrong in Iraq.

    Comment by Samuel Alito — February 24, 2006 @ 10:06 am

    We aren't gleeful asshole. We are outraged at the destruction that Bush has caused in Iraq. Getting rid of Saddam was a great thing, but he was not tied to 9/11. Bush didn't send enough troops, even though his military advisors told him to, which has led to what amunts to civil war.

    If you said something like this to my face, I would knock you on your ass.


  84. Monkey Nut Wrench Says:

    Our Generals did blow up all the Mosques in Falluja, about a hundred of them, so why not this shrine for Dubya? Shias think U.S. did it! Maybe even Larry silverstein gave the orders to pull it


  85. green917 Says:

    #81

    I don't normally indulge in feeding the trolls but, I can't let this go.

    "Ours is the only opinion that counts. Loser."

    This is PRECISELY the kind of myopic thinking that got us into this mess in the first place! Ours is the only opinion that counts? What about the opinion of the Iraqi people? Aren't my former comrades-in-arms fighting and dying there precisely to grant them the freedom to determine their own destiny in a free and democratic society? This is one of the many things that pisses the insurgents off about our occupation of their land: we call the shots and it's always, "Our way or the highway". Also, the insurgency is NOT, I repeat NOT, a foreign force. In fact, several members of our own intelligence community (read "Imperial Hubris" by Michael Scheuer) have stated unequivocally that approximately 95% of the insurgents are Iraqi nationals. This is not to mention that the Chinese, British, and many other countries may take umbrage with your assertion that our opinion is the only one that counts. President Bush holds (much to the chagrin of millions of people all over the world) the title of "President of the United States of America" not President of the World. When President John F. Kennedy approached President Charles Degaulle (France) regarding the Soviet Union putting missiles 90 miles off of our coast, he offered to declassify and show the President the imagery proving his assertion. President DeGaulle said, "Mr. President, your word is good enough for me." Those days are LONG GONE. President George W. Bush has destroyed our nation's credibility throughout the world. If we don't start taking steps to regain that credibility, our days as a super-power (much less the only super-power) are numbered. Essentially, your statement makes you sound like a 13 year old bully (much like the President often sounds). Bullies are an interesting phenomenon as they project strength out of weakness of character. You call him a loser. He may be, I don't know. I have, however, seen enough of your bloviating to determine that you are a coward and a fool.


  86. I-RIGHT-I Says:

    Also you leave out of your little rant the fact that the Syrians, Saudi, and the Jordanians would not stand idilly by if the Shiites really went after their Sunni brothers.

    Comment by Clif

    They stood idly by when the US Marines royally kicked their Sunni Ba'thist asses for them and ran them out of power. USA! USA! The sectarian dimension to this conflict is important but I think it works in our favor. We are there in force and committed to a non-secular government of all the people. We'll be staying there until that's accomplished and the Shi'a majority will be behind that idea. Any report that the majority of Iraqi's want us out of Dodge is wrong. And to be clear, none of the countries you mention are going to lift a finger (in open) against the USA. Not a snowball's chance in hell of that.


  87. Bruce Gorton Says:

    That's weird, I decided against posting that when it got to the bit with that confirmation code...


  88. Clif Says:

    There is a difference between the US Army, the US air Force, the US Navy, the US Marines, and the Iraqi Shiites.

    If we left the Sunni's would control Iraq with in a year, read the article from the Army War College titled;

    Reconstructing Iraq: Insights, Challenges, and Missions for Military Forces in a Post Confilct Scenario

    Its by a few of the army's deep thinkers who do this for a living, and the article predicts all the mess that Iraq is now, too bad Rummy didn't read it or pay attention if he did.


  89. Marie Says:

    Couldn't he be cursed with another kidney stone and be out of commission, very painfully, for a while?


  90. Monkey Nut Wrench Says:

    The Iraqi Do want Americans out A.S.A.P contrary to I-RIGHT-I claims
    From Cairo, Hope
    Withdrawal Of Occupation Forces
    We demand the withdrawal of foreign forces in accordance with a timetable, and the establishment of a national and immediate program for rebuilding the armed forces...that will allow them to guard Iraq’s borders and to get control of the security situationThough resistance is a legitimate right for all people, terrorism does not represent resistance. Therefore, we condemn terrorism and acts of violence, killing and kidnapping targeting Iraqi citizens and humanitarian, civil, government institutions, national resources and houses of worship.

    The communiqué’s feisty tone was facilitated by the conspicuous and unexplained absence of U.S. representatives. By shunning the conference, administration officials missed the beginning of a process that has within it the seeds of real progress toward peace. In addition to more than 100 Shia, Sunni and Kurdish participants, the conference was attended by Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak and Algerian President Abdelaziz Bouteflika and the foreign ministers of Saudi Arabia, Syria and Iran—but no U.S. officials. The gathering was strongly supported not only by the Arab League but also by the U.N., EU and the Organization of the Islamic Conference.


  91. Bruce Gorton Says:

    Marie

    A Sangoma tried that. He Cast a curse to try and get Rummy shot while hunting with Dick Cheney.

    The spirit charged with this vital mission came back claiming success, but when showed the paper complained that "All these whities look the same."


  92. Catalyst Says:

    HAHA..

    BS..no one cares that you are a vet.
    If you fight for a cause that supports the imperialist desires of this country..thats actually working against you..

    as for coming up w/ something on my own?
    i'll just go through your precious list one by one
    and give you something to think about rather than
    a expected rebuttal:

    1)“The US will apologize to the world for our “interference” in their affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those “good ole boys”, we will never “interfere” again.

    - don't forget to have them also apoligize to all of Western Africa (along with all the Diaspora currently living on this land), Hiroshima, Nagasaki, Vietnam, Cambodia, Chile..just for starters...(and be specific..throw in a tear or two about agent orange...make them think you really CARE)

    We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don’t want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

    - GREAT! and while you're at it..have our gov pay reparations for all the 'collateral damages' caused over the years to the various countries raped by US apathy.
    and does this include GITMO too? will we send the prisoners back to their respective lands?


    3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.We’ll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They’re illegal!!! France will welcome them.

    i'm sure you're talking about illegal canadians too right? hahah. i won't even waist the energy on that one.
    hahhahhah!


    4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don’t like it there, change it yourself and don’t hide here. Asylum would never be available
    to anyone. We don’t need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

    great..but remember, as a world power, this country heavily sways the actions of other coutries. hopefully they will follow our lead and do the same to US citizens trying to travel abroad.


    5) No foreign “students” over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don’t attend classes, they get a “D” and it’s back home baby.

    ohh..'the older ones are the bombers.' well that settles it. I guess if you're 20, you can't figure out which shiny red button to press. (or how to operate a cel phone since those are used to detonate as well). US students studying abroad will also be forced to return..


    6) The US will make a strong effort
    to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

    - this would be the only respectable part of this verbal vomit if it mentioned Solar Energy or biofuels supported by independent farmers that would bolster our economy.


    7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don’t like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

    what the hell? this is contradictory to #6! why offer them anything if the US is really trying to be self sufficient? see thats part of the prob..our country is heavily run by corporations w/ their claws in foreign soil for resources. If we ran on solar energy..no one would need these companies (GE, halliburton.. etc), and the power structure of this country would DRASTICALLY change..but those in power don't want that.


    8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not “interfere.” They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given
    to the army. The people who need
    it most get very little, if anything.

    sure thing..but they won't do anything for us either in the event that we need anything.
    also, double check to make sure that the people that need it most are not in countries that the US has historically robbed.


    9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don’t need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

    who would own that island? this sh*t doesn't even make sense..next.


    10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us “Ugly Americans” any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH…learn it…or LEAVE…Now, isn’t that a winner of a plan?

    this is ignorant.
    keep in mind that those 'illegals' who don't speak english often work terrible jobs for wages no American would dare.

    in essence..our economy unfortunately thrives of the hard work from the same people you bash.

    by the way..i did find a point by point rebuttal for your spewage..but decided to come up w/ MY OWN ideas before even reading it... something you're apparantly incapable of doing.

    check it out - http://www.phillyfuture.org/blog/207

    haaahaha (still laughing at your stupidity.)


  93. progressive and proud Says:

    Well well, Catalyst, you have provided all of us insight and at the same time, you have effectively reduced one of our most prolific and utterly absurd trolls of the day to little more than a side show.

    Hats off to you, Catalyst, and shame on your hatred and fear, bs. When you reread what you posted, you should really use a bit of introspection. Don't read it while Rush or O'Riley are playing in the background; read it in silence what you have posted. Think about who you are and who you wish to be portrayed as.


  94. kindness Says:

    Hey Catalyst....

    I was just over at the BBC website and this story made me think of you!

    Oh Baaaaaby.


  95. I-RIGHT-I Says:

    This is PRECISELY the kind of myopic thinking that got us into this mess in the first place! Ours is the only opinion that counts? What about the opinion of the Iraqi people?

    Comment by green917

    Hardly myopic, we're looking at the big picture. Sorry but only a few of us are allowed a peek at that. The Iraqi people? Oh yeah, let's ask them how we should protect ourselves from their Muslim head chopping brothers. That's a real well thought out plan you've got.

    Aren’t my former comrades-in-arms fighting and dying there precisely to grant them the freedom to determine their own destiny in a free and democratic society?

    Are you f'ing kidding me? 10,000 free ragheads is not worth 1 US Marine. What planet are you on?

    This is one of the many things that pisses the insurgents off about our occupation of their land: we call the shots and it’s always, “Our way or the highway”.

    So now you want to consult with the enemy how we should conduct our own security? You are nuts. By the way, the damned insurgents for the most part are not Iraqi. Those that are Iraqi are Saddam's boys and or paid for by the Iranians and Syrians. There ya go, a little peek at the big picture for you.

    Also, the insurgency is NOT, I repeat NOT, a foreign force.
    In fact, several members of our own intelligence community (read “Imperial Hubris” by Michael Scheuer) have stated unequivocally that approximately 95% of the insurgents are Iraqi nationals.

    The guys on the ground tell me they are Jordainian, Saudi, Syrian, Iranian and Ba'thist. Now who you going to believe, the people capturing these killers or some dipshit writing a book?

    This is not to mention that the Chinese, British, and many other countries may take umbrage with your assertion that our opinion is the only one that counts.

    Screw them.

    President Bush holds (much to the chagrin of millions of people all over the world) the title of “President of the United States of America” not President of the World.

    Screw them too.

    When President John F. Kennedy approached President Charles Degaulle (France) regarding the Soviet Union putting missiles 90 miles off of our coast, he offered to declassify and show the President the imagery proving his assertion. President DeGaulle said, “Mr. President, your word is good enough for me.” Those days are LONG GONE.

    Those days were never here to begin with. Nations do not have allies, they only have interests. By the way, DeGaulle was a cheese eating surrender monkey and ratbastardcommiemofo.

    President George W. Bush has destroyed our nation’s credibility throughout the world. If we don’t start taking steps to regain that credibility, our days as a super-power (much less the only super-power) are numbered.

    George has enhanced our credibility by doing exactly what he said he was going to do and not backing down. We are free and the greatest nation on earth because we kick ass and only because we kick ass. If left up to whining, appeasing little chickenshit liberals we'd all be speaking Russian. Instead the Russians speak English.

    Essentially, your statement makes you sound like a 13 year old bully (much like the President often sounds). Bullies are an interesting phenomenon as they project strength out of weakness of character. You call him a loser. He may be, I don’t know. I have, however, seen enough of your bloviating to determine that you are a coward and a fool.

    I stand by my statement and will add that the entire world can take a flying fuck if they expect us to roll over and die. I include you in there too. Loser.


  96. Progressaurus Rex Says:

    APRIL FIRST IS IMPEACH THE FOOL DAY ...
    get out and get heard, plan a rally or a march, put signs in your yard and on your car...

    IMPEACH THE FOOL ON APRIL FOOL'S DAY!

    a day of protest and civil disobedience

    pass it on!


  97. I-RIGHT-I Says:

    a day of protest and civil disobedience

    pass it on!

    Comment by Progressaurus Rex

    Please come to Houston and do some of the civil disobedience stuff in our streets. I just bought a new Beeman .177, 900 ft/sec pellet rifle to rid my neighborhood of several feline varmits that are making my life less than perfect. From 100 yards I can place one of those silent stingers right in your ass. Be sure and let me know if you decide to come down this way and what you'll be wearing. Thanks.


  98. Monkey Nut Wrench Says:

    Basically Most Americans are waiting for the wealth to come from stealing Iraqs oil wealth and possibly Irans too (( as in American Battle plans for Iran here http://www.craigmurray.co.uk/ archives/ 2006/ 02/ battle_plans_fo_1.html

    The democrats I think dont speak out against the war because monkey boy Bush just might manage to steal all the worlds oil reserves …therefore most say morgage paying americans , workers fear for the future ……If Bush pulls this steal off …and America becomes rich again the democatrats will look very foolish …I think


  99. Clif Says:

    IRI canI bring My new toy?


  100. unbelievable Says:

    I just bought a new Beeman .177, 900 ft/sec pellet rifle to rid my neighborhood of several feline varmits that are making my life less than perfect.

    Comment by I-RIGHT-I — February 24, 2006 @ 5:34 pm

    You've finally managed to convince me that you are not a nice person. Congratulations.



  101. Clif Says:

    #100 My daughter lives near Houston and I'm gonna meet IRI when I visit,,, BTW did I mention I like cats, I have 3,..


  102. I-RIGHT-I Says:

    You’ve finally managed to convince me that you are not a nice person. Congratulations.

    Comment by unbelievable

    It's the cats right? Not the loser's butt.


  103. I-RIGHT-I Says:

    IRI canI bring My new toy?

    Comment by Clif

    What did you get?


  104. Clif Says:

    30-30 lever action remington, and I do not like people who shoot cats.....


  105. WaltTheMan Says:

    #102 - Clif,
    There are regulations against child beating, even in Texas. Arrange a meet in Florida or Georgia.


  106. Marie Says:

    #97 has admitted that he is a dangerous person, wont to take the law into his own hands -- born about 150 years too late -- he should have been in Jesse James gang.


  107. WaltTheMan Says:

    #102 thru #106 iri and Clif -
    Better make it Florida, you can shoot people on the streets there.


  108. Clif Says:

    Walt Texas has a self defense law and IRI has a pellet gun.


  109. I-RIGHT-I Says:

    30-30 lever action remington, and I do not like people who shoot cats…..

    Comment by Clif

    You should have bought the Winchester instead. They are now collectors items.

    I was not serious about shooting the dog food.


  110. mr ho Says:

    I just bought a new Beeman .177, 900 ft/sec pellet rifle to rid my neighborhood of several feline varmits that are making my life less than perfect.

    Comment by I-RIGHT-I — February 24, 2006 @ 5:34 pm

    If you allow a Cat to bother you, you have some serious issues.


  111. Clif Says:

    Thank you IRI, I'd really hate to have to dispose of the carcass,.......

    I got the gun from a good friends Dad, he's got lung cancer and is near the end and she wanted me to have it, so I bought it from him.


  112. I-RIGHT-I Says:

    If you allow a Cat to bother you, you have some serious issues.

    Comment by mr ho

    At least I don't eat them.


  113. mr ho Says:

    Of course IRI you let everything bother you and then Blame it on everyone else. But the real Cause of your emnity.
    IS........Your Imperfect Self.


  114. Clif Says:

    #113 Better not...............................I qualified expert out to 300 meters


  115. I-RIGHT-I Says:

    Of course IRI you let everything bother you and then Blame it on everyone else. But the real Cause of your emnity.
    IS……..Your Imperfect Self.

    Comment by mr ho

    It's my imperfections that make me perfect.


  116. mr ho Says:

    #Judd - quit cheering for more death in Iraq. It’s disgusting how gleeful liberals are when something goes wrong in Iraq.

    Comment by Samuel Alito — February 24, 2006 @ 10:06 am

    Judds reporting the Glee of the Neo-Cons and their OIL war and how well Bush Civil War Strategy is doing in an Occupied Country
    that we are supposed to be their to Free? Remember SAM?

    It was you Cheering just the Other Day to nuke them wasnt it Sam? Oh yes SAM that Liberal Media?

    Say SAM isnt CNN a Christian Network?
    So that isnt a Liberal Station is it?

    Cmon Wwallace you try so hard, yet you are so LAME.


  117. Clif Says:

    Hey buddy check your inbox


  118. SKdeA Says:

    Wow, I never knew I-Right-I was such a manly man... up against a poor little 7 lb. cat with a gun? Easy big fella.
    As usual, contemptible and BORING! Stop feeding the stupid troll already, he'll get sick(er).


  119. mr ho Says:

    Cmon SAM is that the Best you can polish the Bush Admin Turd?

    Surely you a professional Turd Polisher can do better than this pathetic Lame attempt to lay blame elsewhere.

    Heck even my Daughter, whos only 19, laughs at your opaque misleading lies.
    At least study some Psychology SAM.

    If I were Rove I would Fire You.


  120. WaltTheMan Says:

    #109, #113 & #115,
    iri - Clif says he's mil., he obviously not into sniper training, but that's about right for a grunt with a steady hand.
    Clif - the Texas self defense law does not apply to duels. Only use of a firearm during a crime or in defense of ones home. I'm sure that you do not want gun play at your daughter's place. If you go to iri's, he can shoot you but the other way around, it's lethal injections at Huntsville.


  121. I-RIGHT-I Says:

    Brokebutt Mounties Strike Again

    What's this got to do with cats? Nothing.

    RALEIGH, N.C. (AP) -- The Army has charged seven paratroopers from the celebrated 82nd Airborne Division with engaging in sex acts in video shown on a Web site, authorities said Friday.

    Three of the soldiers face courts-martial on charges of sodomy, pandering and engaging in sex acts for money, according to a statement released Friday by the military.

    Four other soldiers, whose names were not released, received nonjudicial punishments.

    The Army has recommended that all be discharged.

    The charges do not mention the name of the site, but the division has said previously it was investigating allegations that soldiers appeared on a gay pornography Web site. A spokesman for the division said Friday the charges are a result of that investigation.

    The military-themed Web site on which the Army has said soldiers appeared does not make any direct reference to the division or Fort Bragg, a sprawling post about 70 miles south of Raleigh.

    "As far as we're concerned, it's isolated to the unit, and our investigation determined that these seven individuals were the only ones" involved, said 82nd Airborne spokesman Maj. Thomas Earnhardt.

    Earnhardt said the three soldiers charged criminally under the Uniform Code of Military Justice had been appointed military attorneys, but he said the lawyers would be unavailable for comment on Friday.

    The three soldiers who face courts-martial are: Spc. Richard T. Ashley, Pfc. Wesley K. Mitten and Pvt. Kagen B. Mullen. The Army did not release their ages or hometowns, but said all seven paratroopers were members of the 2nd Battalion of the 508th Parachute Infantry Regiment.

    The nonjudicial punishment received by the four other soldiers included reduction to the rank of private, 45 days of restriction to the unit area, 45 days of extra duty and forfeiture of a month's pay.

    The registered owner of the Web site's domain name lists an address in Fayetteville, the city that adjoins Fort Bragg. A phone number listed for the registered owner was not in service Friday, and e-mails to the owner have been regularly returned as undeliverable.

    The 15,000 paratroopers of the 82nd Airborne are among the Army's most elite soldiers, all having volunteered to serve in a unit that trains to deploy anywhere in the world within 18 hours.

    The military's "don't ask, don't tell" policy states that "homosexual orientation alone is not a bar to service, but homosexual conduct is incompatible with military service." Service members who violate the policy are removed from the military.


  122. Clif Says:

    No I am just playing with him we exchange emails a bit and I'm willing to call him on his BS here, in email at least he's not so full of bluster, if you look back through the threads you'll find the email he left..... more honest dialogue is what solves most differences, just like the founding fathers thought, so I guess the constitution is not just a god damn piece of paper as some less intellectualy evolved members of this society claim.......


  123. Clif Says:

    IRI see they really need you in the army and right now... go only you can save our military... quick before the decadentcy spreads, and bring your pellet gun they will be soooooo impressed, they probably will make you a private-major


  124. WaltTheMan Says:

    #124 - Clif,
    Don't you mean a major's privates;i.e., prick? No alteration required.


  125. Clif Says:

    No its an old joke from my enlisted days, we had a private who snuck around as a lieutenant, but got alot of grief from higher ranking officers, (alot of 2nd lieutenants get harrassed as you know walt) so the private-lieutenant decided he needed a promotion, and you can guess the rest except a captain actually had the balls to call him out when the 2nd lt went to major in one day, so he gets busted and we called him private-major from then on...


  126. WaltTheMan Says:

    Clif,
    Did the person up-uniform? Thats like a CM to the nth power.


  127. Cyra Brown Says:

    Clif- I have a cat, well it's more like she has a human. Anyway, she is 9 years old, silver-grey /white, with an exclamation point on her face. It starts on her forehead, and the "point" is on her nose. She's half siamese, half "handsome stranger". And the most bizzare creature you could imagine. She has a "foot fetish", she NEEDS to sniff them. Bare feet are her weakness, and if they stink, she is in heaven ! The really yucky feet give her what I like to call "good toe face". Her eyes close halfway, and her mouth hangs open, and her tounge hangs out. REALLY FUNNY!!! Yes, I do adore my furry child.


  128. Jay Randal Says:

    Cyra never heard of a cat getting off on smelly feet before? I have 3 cats and each of them do silly things, so I guess each cat has something that turns them on > lol.


  129. kindness Says:

    Irighti - the Marlin is a much better lever action than the Winchester. That includes the 30-30 series and other calibers. Sorry to disappoint you. Browning is even better but I'm not sure they make a lever action. Probably do.


  130. Clif Says:

    #130 Kindness; You joged my memory and I went to check, and the rifle actually is a marlin, my friends Dad always said winchester so I forgot what it was,
    MARLIN FIREARMS COMPANY NORTH HAVEN CT
    MOD 30AW Cal30/30 WIN.
    is on the barrel so I always called it a winchester after thre character on the rifleman(yes I'm dateing myself) and never checked that close, but I remembered the word Marlin, not that important but thanks for the reminder.


  131. unbelievable Says:

    It’s the cats right? Not the loser’s butt.

    Comment by I-RIGHT-I — February 24, 2006 @ 6:23 pm

    Houston SPCA - 713.869.7722 (900 Porway Drive)

    Houston Humane Society - 713.433.6421 (14700 Almeda Rd.)

    It's about the violence towards defenseless animals that we domesticated for our own pleasure (i.e. hedonism, not liberalism). If you want to be angry - be angry at their irresponsible owners who allow them to roam.

    Call either of the animal centers above and they will help make your life a little more perfect without maiming or inflicting a slow and painful death to those innocent animals who don't any better.


  132. big papa Says:

    and to all you reichwingers get to work because my vet checks (dav-disabled american vet) are not coming in fast enough. sorry sobs.

    Comment by bs #77

    ...MAN!

    ...are you confused...

    ...but that's okay...

    ...hope your recovery goes well...

    seriously...


  133. big papa Says:

    Ours is the only opinion that counts. Loser.

    Comment by I-RIGHT-I #81

    Irrevocably-Retarded-Ingrate,

    Hitler, Mussolini, Ceaucescu, Milosevic, and Pol Pot (to name a few)...

    ...all said the same thing...

    ..at one time or another...

    ...several of them wound up...

    upside-down...

    ...see you in the funny papers...


  134. big papa Says:

    We are there in force and committed to a non-secular government of all the people. We’ll be staying there until that’s accomplished and the Shi’a majority will be behind that idea.

    Comment by I-RIGHT-I #86

    Ignorant-Repugnant-nowshI'ite,

    How much is this worth to you?

    Is Iraqi "freedom and democracy" worth America's?

    At the rate you're ranting (IRI) you'll never reach homeostatsis...

    ...let alone "heaven"...


  135. big papa Says:

    The military’s “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy states that “homosexual orientation alone is not a bar to service, but homosexual conduct is incompatible with military service.” Service members who violate the policy are removed from the military.

    Comment by I-RIGHT-I #122

    ...so much for the "FLASHBACK" of your military service/history...

    ...but in my book IRI, it's entirely too much da*ned information...

    ...besides, with the recruiting shortfalls...

    ...they'd take you back in a NY minute...


  136. S. G. Poss Says:

    Who cares about shities, sunnis, or bombed out mosques? I'm just glad to hear that Mr. Rove is recommending that our President will be soon scheduling a visit in the near future to the Mississippi Gulf Coast so that he can deliver another one of his rousing "Mission Accomplished" speeches. We need the help and cheer down here, more than they do in Iraq, the UEA, or Afganistan. I'm encouraged to hear that the trip has been scheduled for the 1st of April. The weather here on the Gulf Coast is so pleasant that time of year, I'm sure the response will be fantastic and the TV momment can be captured just in time for those election year photo-ops that Mr. Rove is so famous for preparing.

    If its not too much to ask of Mr. Rove's busy schedule, I'm personally wondering why FEMA appears to have sent my long-requested trailer to Iraq instead of delivering it to me? Mr. Rove can you direct me to someone in FEMA who can explain this to me? I've heard an awful rumor that it must first be transhipped via Dubai by some port official named "bin Laden" and then onto the port at New Orleans or otherwise it can not leave Arkansas. Worse, I've heard more recently a rumor that there will be a 45 day delay in all this.
    Mr. Rove, please tell me that this just isn't true. I really need the president's help in getting this straigtened out as I can't seem to find anyone in the agency who can tell me when it will be delivered.

    P.S. If the rumor is true, can you please ask the Vice President to ride shotgun so that no terrorists will be messing with my trailer during its transhipment. I've heard he's quite a good shot and that you have been whispering all over D.C. that it would be best if he left the country for a while. Everyone says he likes to remain in hiding a lot so that he feels more protected and important. Evidently, NOBODY KNOWS where by trailer is, so it would make a perfect hide-out. Maybe the V.P. can ask that bin-Laden fellow when he gets to Dubai, I've heard he too is always on the lookout for a great hide-out. I only ask that they clean up after themselves. Thanks.


  137. roger sherman Says:

    I am sure Rove also thinks that bombing the hell out of Iran would have wonderful benefits.


  138. Ryan Says:

    What I would have done to see Karl Rove indicted with Scooter Libby...

    However, at least it's getting to the point where the public is finally realizing that anything that comes out of Rove's mouth - or Bush through Rove - is utter BS. I'd say a 34% approval rating would indicate that.


  139. Think Progress » Bush: Zarqawi’s Death May Lead To Sustained Violence In Iraq Says:

    [...] This is part of a continual effort by the White House to spin increases in violence in Iraq as a sign of progress. [...]



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