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ABC’s The Note: It Was All A Ploy To Upset Bloggers

Yesterday, we mentioned The Note’s self-professed lack of interest in the Dubai ports issue. They responded in this morning’s edition:

Today is:

… The end of The Note’s latest experiment in which we see how easy it is to get liberal bloggers and e-mailers mad at us, and the beginning of the experiment in which we see how mad they get when we joke about their getting mad. LINK (We particularly recommend post #26.)

For the record, we’re not mad that The Note is joking about us being mad. We did find it strange, however, that they spend time devising “experiments” to “see how easy it is to get liberal bloggers and e-mailers mad at us.” (Do they think it’s that hard?)

Are experiments on bloggers really more interesting than the ports deal? We don’t get it. But that’s why they’re “the most influential tip sheet in Washington,” and we’re just Googling monkeys.



73 Responses to “ABC’s The Note: It Was All A Ploy To Upset Bloggers”

  1. Think Progress » ABC’s The Note on Dubai Ports Deal: “Zzzzzzzzzzz” says:

    [...] UPDATE: The Note’s response to our post, and our subsequent response, is here. [...]


  2. Lisa says:

    as of yesterday, Powerliars have barely mentioned this issue. No surprise.


  3. bobcat_grad says:

    Summary:

    “We had nothing else better to do than fake-report the seriousness of a large news item to satisfy our own partisan sneakiness and try to prove a point that really only proves that we are not journalists, but immature frat-boys seeing if we can make the pledges dance like monkeys. Dance, monkey! Dance!”


  4. Howdy Neighbor says:

    Hey, It’s working gang!
    If a major news organization has to spend time and energy trying to defuse free speech, then their corporate sponsors must be sweating!!
    It’s a juggernaut!
    It’s a rockslide!
    TP was down for awhile here in my neighborhood, I’m choosing to believe it was all the heavy traffic today.
    There’s a lot going down, let’s ride this wave to the beach!!


  5. Christopher0312 says:

    Very bizarre. The Note is smart enough to see the status quo they’re tied to (Bush, Cheney, the neocons, the Iraq war, etc.) is winding down, so they have lots of free time on their hands.


  6. Clif says:

    You mean Karl paid somebody to post here and they paid somebody to read this? I wonder if some troll is double dipping on the bosses?



  7. lib4 says:

    How nice!!!!
    Bless their hearts!!!

    (Those from the South know what I mean)


  8. Spudge_Boy says:

    So, they wasted the time of writers, editors and web programers to try and make people on the left mad?

    What a waste of time energy and money.

    So, you intentionally tried to make people mad by stating that one of the most important news topics right now is not news. Sorry dumb fvcks, that pissed off my card carrying republican, conservative, righty dad.

    Your little experiment just cost you ratings.

    I sent this to everybody I know. And I know more than just liberal Democrats. Everybody is talking about this story, not just people on the left.

    Dumbasses.


  9. Hardy Haberman says:

    Experiment my behind! It’s just another way to distract the public, including us, from the real issues.


  10. Steve M. says:

    To Halperin et al., politics has nothing to do with anyone’s real life — it’s all just a jolly game played by the upper crust in their summer whites. Thirteen hundred dead in Iraq violence in a week? Poor people in New Orleans still unable to get broken bones set six months after Katrina? Oh, Biff, stop being such a gloomy gus. Have another bloody and come play badminton!


  11. Abe Lincoln says:

  12. Watcher says:

    Does the note do such experiments to see if they can enrage the reactionary right? No? Why not?


  13. Ken Ashford says:

    I, for one, don’t believe it was an “experiment” on liberal bloggers at all.

    For one reason, the hue and cry about the ports deal is more shrill from the right. If they were seriously intending to get a rise out of left bloggers, they would have picked a partisan issue.

    Let’s face reality: The Note got caught in an embarrassing admission of disinterest about a matter involving national security, and to cover their sorry asses, they claim they were “just kidding”. Which is eight year old behavior.

    They don’t have the spine to stand by their own political apathy. “Lame” doesn’t even cover it.


  14. A bought nation says:

    The Note can choose to be irrelevant. No wonder they are not respected.


  15. Clyde the Ripper says:

    Methinks they do protest too loudly!

    What better advertisement do we need?

    Keep up the good work TP. You do the pitching and collectively we commenters will knock the ball out of the park and the slimy crooks out of office.

    WAY TO GO!


  16. katy says:

    i agree with you, ken ashford #14, and i wonder the same with the watcher #13…

    but, this, from the note, also confuses me:
    — Elizabeth Vargas’ exclusive White House interview with President Bush, conducted right before he leaves for his commanding overseas trip.

    “commanding”? what does that mean? is this more brown nosing?
    oh, i get it now …


  17. Dem02020 says:

    Before seeing the original ThinkProgress item, I didn’t even know what ‘The Note’ was (and I’m still unsure), but as far as reading this followup item, I can only share with you what it made me think of (strangely)…

    That movie, I think titled ‘Pee Wee’s Big Adventure’ (or something like that), where Pee Wee Herman falls off his bike in front of the other kids, but jumps right to his feet and proclaims:

    “I meant to do that!”


  18. Ron says:

    Who is paying attention to ABC? Or, NBC, or CBS, or NPR? I’m tired of them, the ennui is complete. That’s what they’re really crying about. The impirical data is in: Mainstream Media is obsolete, a thing of the past, kaput, gone for good.

    Nice try though, but it doesn’t work anymore. Not that blogging is the place to be; however, listening to the ‘news’ is old, gone, and forgotten.


  19. Alvord says:

    It is a shame to waste that “Zzzzzzzzzz”. Maybe they could use it to describe ABC Nightly News.


  20. Pete Bogs says:

    constructive way to spend your time, guys…


  21. Nathan Purkiss says:

    First – I found this site through the Note’s comment, so I’m glad I was steered this way.

    Second – It’s so obvious that the Note looked bad with their “ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz” statement about Dubai Ports that they had to lie today, by saying it was really just a joke to stir up liberals. They WERE NOT doing an experiment (obviously). They are lying today to cover their ass so they don’t look as out of touch as they really are.


  22. Gerald Gibson says:

    http://www.harpers.org/SexualAssault.html#2006-02-22-636515767950864E8

    You know… Maybe humanity just isn’t ready for what America was supposed to be.


  23. reaility-based educator says:

    Note to self – do not read The Note


  24. mr ho says:

    I remember comparing the ‘Note’ to Oprah Winfrey Bloggers.

    Not only did the Experiment FAIL, it was stupid to begin with, it has backfired in the Worst way.

    They want you to think Bloggers are just Chumps. Dont believe it.
    Bloggers expose them for the Flip-floppping self-promoting Liars that they are.

    Guess What?
    Hahahahahaaaaaa!
    The Note is the Naught!


  25. mr ho says:

    A ploy.
    Boy is that a Good way to Hide Stupidity or What?


  26. Anon says:

    Nice job by the braintrust over at The Note in turning more of their readership onto the liberal (i.e. truthtelling) blogs that they attempt so boldly to annoy. How to undermine your credibility and lose readership in one fell swoop. You can’t make this shi* up.


  27. Grand Moff Texan says:

    This is the “I was just testing you” dodge. Sure you were. Now FOAD you wastes of protoplasm.

    [stands with smug look while 'The Note' has to look up "protoplasm" on wikipedia ... stands with even smugger look while 'The Note' has to look up half the words they just read in the widipedia article on "protoplasm"]

    While they’re at it, they can ignore this, too. You know they want to ….
    .


  28. mr ho says:

    LOL at the ‘Naught’(Note) We dont ever get Mad. The ones that got MAD were the Same FAUX MSM watchers!!

    LAMERS @ the Note;
    PS Information Junkies aren’t fooled by the MSM

    WE dont watch it =)

    Good luck with that PISS off the Blogger ‘Ploy’
    But hey you can prolly expect the people, the Neo-con Crowd, to get really Pissed though!
    Keep up the Good WORK the Naught!
    you help us Bushs Poll ratings Greatly!
    Woooooooo!!!


  29. yankeluh says:

    I quit watch ABC years ago. This just confirms my feelings that their farts circulate in their brains causing them to have no idea what is going on in the world.


  30. mr ho says:

    The Rove Hate machine has torpedoed itself once again.

    Implosion Shortly


  31. bobcat_grad says:

    First – I found this site through the Note’s comment, so I’m glad I was steered this way.

    Welcome, Nathan. The good guys welcome you into the fold.


  32. THOT'S N TN says:

    # 8 I will echo you


  33. Rich McVey says:

    ZZZZZZZZZZ, Wake me up when you have something that will really make a difference.


  34. Spudge_Boy says:

    ZZZZZZZZZZ, Wake me up when you have something that will really make a difference.

    No.


  35. dlet says:

    I guess thats what happens to some when you get picked up by a big company and have a steady paycheck. You get lazy, quality of production goes down, goof off, play games, etc. NIce to know there time is well spent covering the big stories. Can you imagine of there were career journalists that got together and decided to really work? They would break stories that would make their careers outshine everyone else’s.


  36. mparker says:

    “The Note” is the blank post-it of the news world.


  37. Mr. Evil says:

    I love it when a nation simultaneously awakes. It’s almost here. A little revolution every now and then is a good thing don’t you think?

    Thank you Think Progress for your diligence. And thank you to all the people that take the time to post here and on other similar sites. It simply means you give a shit!

    As for “The Note”, well…. a turd is a turd is a turd.


  38. Cyra Brown says:

    Add me to the list of those who had never even heard of “The Note” before this. Why would a “news” site be trying to annoy a group of people, anyway ? What does this say about them ? Do they plan to get the goat of conservative blogs as well ? I for one, question their professional qualifications.


  39. calif4nian says:

    If they wanted to piss off bloggers they could fine a better way. They were just asleep at the wheel – zzzzzz.


  40. Flamethrower says:

    The Note is the most infl…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…with Chris Matthews.


  41. progressive and proud says:

    What a bunch of smoke and mirrors. Like we see from the trolls here, a whole bunch of wasted time. BTW, what’s the Note. No really, I’ve never heard of it.


  42. Zookeeper says:

    #42 – BTW, what’s the Note. No really, I’ve never heard of it.

    Are you saying that just to piss them off? :p


  43. Peter Christian says:

    I guess that means that ABC is officially not part of the Liberal Media. No one in their right mind would run an experiment to see how quickly they could piss off their core customers. It’s not even an action of a neutral party. So, let’s hear no more about the “liberal” main stream media.


  44. Spudge_Boy says:

    I guess that means that ABC is officially not part of the Liberal Media. No one in their right mind would run an experiment to see how quickly they could piss off their core customers.

    Ahhhhh, troll ammo. Can’t wait to shoot them with it.


  45. Nathan Purkiss says:

    Add me to the list of those who had never even heard of “The Note” before this…I for one, question their professional qualifications.

    The Note claims to be an insiders guide to daily politics that is supposedly read by what they call “the Gang of 500″, who are the 500 or so legislators, staff and lobbyists who are the big decision-makers in Washington.

    Over the last several months especially the Note has seemed to be every bit as tone-deaf to politics as Karl Rove, Dick Cheney and George Bush. Their complete rightward slant is becoming painfully obvious (if it wasn’t already obvious before politics began swinging to the left…).


  46. Nathan Purkiss says:

    Post 46 “Add me to the list of those who had never even heard of “The Note” before this…I for one, question their professional qualifications.”

    was supposed to be in quotes…


  47. bs says:

    sounds like typical repub kindergarten tactics. i wonder how much money that cost the tax-payers?


  48. bs says:

    here it is two of their collegues were injured in iraq and not sure how they are doing. haven’t heard much about em lately. and this is the kind of obsurd crap they pull. so i wonder what else they are making light of and thinking this is some fricken game? unfrickenbelievable.


  49. katy says:

    heh – this is apropos: from http://www.crooksandliars.com/

    Quote of the Day

    “What’s unfortunate, and what I think is really going on here, is that FOX News and other Republican surrogates have so prostituted what it means to be a journalist – including using real prostitutes as journalists – that any journalist with an opinion is now suspect.”


  50. John the Elder says:

    When you can’t stand the heat in the kitchen, mock the cooks who are feeding you. Careful “Note” your act of stupidity might come back to haunt you.


  51. Monica says:

    Very funny, but the port issue is like the Terri Shiavo issue, so base it crosses party lines. Perhaps they just meant to insult the majority of Americans? Sure seems so..


  52. WORFEUS says:

    Hmm, I’ve never even seen their show.

    Oh well, tell em if they want to experiment some more, well be happy to oblige.

    In fact it’s our pleasure.


  53. mr ho says:

    Ya Know Halperin you shouldnt call people monkeys
    They just might go wander around the Zoo, looking for things which to throw…

    ABCNEWS POLITICAL DIRECTOR MEMO SPARKS CONTROVERSY: BOTH SIDES NOT ‘EQUALLY ACCOUNTABLE’

    **Exclusive**

    An internal memo written by ABCNEWS Political Director Mark Halperin admonishes ABC staff: During coverage of Democrat Kerry and Republican Bush not to “reflexively and artificially hold both sides ‘equally’ accountable.”

    The controversial internal memo obtained by DRUDGE, captures Halperin stating how “Kerry distorts, takes out of context, and mistakes all the time, but these are not central to his efforts to win.”

    But Halperin claims that Bush is hoping to “win the election by destroying Senator Kerry at least partly through distortions.”

    NO SHEEET? -mr ho?

    “The current Bush attacks on Kerry involve distortions and taking things out of context in a way that goes beyond what Kerry has done,” Halperin writes.

    Halperin’s claim that ABCNEWS will not “reflexively and artificially hold both sides ‘equally’ accountable” set off sparks in St. Louis where media players gathered to cover the second presidential debate.

    Can anyone say Hypocrite?
    Halperin states the responsibilities of the ABCNEWS staff have “become quite grave.”


  54. mr ho says:

    Bye Bye Faux!! Hate to see ya go..NOT.
    Fair and slanted: Fox executives funnel cash to Santorum, GOP
    RAW STORY
    Published: February 28, 2006
    http://rawstory.com/news/2006/Fox_executives_donate_generously_to_Santorum_0228.html
    Fox News host and commentator Sean Hannity may have been recently singled out, but he isn’t the only News Corporation employee padding the re-election coffers of Rick Santorum (R-PA), RAW STORY has learned.


  55. mr ho says:

    ABC; it was a Ploy because our Ratings suck and the Bloggers are Kicking the crap outta us


  56. mr ho says:

    Halperin states the responsibilities of the ABCNEWS staff have “become quite grave.”

    REALLY?? WoW and here I am under the impression its a Barrel Of Monkies!!


  57. mr ho says:

    ABC meets a real Blogger

    Blogger; “Liars”

    ABC; Silence


  58. Universe Man says:

    Actually, that’s pretty damn funny. Too bad they’re journalists and not comedians. Then it would be ha-ha funny instead of sad funny.


  59. JIMBO says:

    I bet the only people runnig the Note are people who have yet to leave mama’s basement and get laid. :)


  60. Amazed says:

    What is “The Note” anyway and why should I care? Is it that show where the group of cackling hens sit around cackling at each other about women’s problems and such? Wow, so they do a so-called “social experiment” because type of social experiment currently running by Karl Rove is too heady for them?

    Let’s all sit down and watch that old Afterschool Special called “The Wave” instead of paying any attention to this “The Note” thing.


  61. nolaluv says:

    So funny.

    Only a right wing rag would think its funny to make themselves look really REALLY stupid to massive amounts of people.


  62. big papa says:

    Bloggers are rendering them irrelevant

    …besides, anyone who isn’t FIGHTING mad at the damage the criminal Bushite junta has done…
    …is a traitor


  63. Marie says:

    I have never been accused of lacking a sense of humor; I have always been able to laugh at myself – my children keep me humble. But there is something inherently mean-spirited about ABC’s note deliberately trying to push our buttons. It’s so right wing to behave in such a patronizing and condescending manner.
    Would they do the same to the humorless right-wing web sites? I seriously doubt it.
    Things are so slow at ABC that they can devote time and effort to irritating the liberals?
    This is the same channel that has Vargas doing a puff piece with the chimp tonight.
    I often read The Note, but this one really pissed me off.


  64. Fool Me Once says:

    So wait… How do we know this isn’t the experiment?


  65. ceejdre82 says:

    HaHa!!!

    Pathetic…..at least we the lefties pay attention to the world around us and care about important issues. The wrongies(righties)…always have time to fabricate. Who’s laughing now….that just made them look even more dumb…


  66. Jay Randal says:

    LOL I NEVER watch ABC,PERIOD, so they can play their silly games and smoke it for all I care! As a TV news network they are almost as bad as FOX news, so blow them off! I hope their network goes bankrupt soon!


  67. A. Patriot says:

    Dear MARK HALPERIN, DAVID CHALIAN, TEDDY DAVIS, EMILY O’DONNELL, ANGIE HU, and SARAH BAKER, DAN NECHITA, and MIKE WESTLING,
    Admittedly, I have never read The Note prior to this. I may have stumbled across it in my various forays on the net, as one can when searching for something, but I have never knowingly sought out and read The Note; until now.
    Now, I’m a novice in the world of journalism, but I do know a thing or two about experiments. So that I have a clear understanding of the facts I’ll relate what I know, and I’m sure you’ll correct me where I’m wrong.
    On 02/27/2006 you commented on port security by saying:

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    (If you expected The Note to report on the meaning of the flap, the delay, the brouhaha, the whole thing — you expected wrong. Wake us when it’s over.)

    Though you did mention what Gov. Schwarzenegger had to say and had a few, sparse, rehashed quotes, you had absolutely nothing to report on the issue. The same day you reported the “Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz” story, Think Progress reported on your self-professed lack of interest and then some of the readers of that blog commented on the post, which was factual. Today, you came out with a response that it was all an experiment.
    Now this begs the question; did you not report on a story that Joseph King, who headed the customs agency’s anti-terrorism efforts under the Treasury Department and the new Department of Homeland Security, said was a real national security threat in order to see how upset you could make liberal bloggers? If so, did you have a control group for this experiment? How many blogs were in the experimental and the control groups? How were they selected and by whom? Was it a double blind study? How was the experiment conducted? When did it start and when did it end? Was it well documented so that it could be replicated?
    You see, I doubt that you did any of these things, which leaves me with the uncomfortable feeling that either Think Progress caught you with you pants down and you’re now just covering you posteriors with this preposterous story about an experiment (you see, they did some actual reporting), or you are really just a group of egocentric, elitist, insiders who seem to have lost your way and are not real journalists anymore — if you ever were, and are now reduced to playing adolescent pranks on those who are doing some real reporting of the facts.
    You know, the great thing about blogging is that anyone can express their opinion, and based on what current reading of The Note I have done, I’d have to say that I fully, and whole-heartedly agree with post #26. BTW, the portion of the Washington Post story about the Dubai Port story with Joseph King is below for you to peruse at you leisure. The link to the entire story is directly above that, and directly below this post.
    Goodnight and good luck,
    A. Patriot
    Republicans Split With Bush on Ports

    Joseph King, who headed the customs agency’s anti-terrorism efforts under the Treasury Department and the new Department of Homeland Security, said national security fears are well grounded.
    He said a company the size of Dubai Ports World would be able to get hundreds of visas to relocate managers and other employees to the United States. Using appeals to Muslim solidarity or threats of violence, al-Qaeda operatives could force low-level managers to provide some of those visas to al-Qaeda sympathizers, said King, who for years tracked similar efforts by organized crime to infiltrate ports in New York and New Jersey. Those sympathizers could obtain legitimate driver’s licenses, work permits and mortgages that could then be used by terrorist operatives.
    Dubai Ports World could also offer a simple conduit for wire transfers to terrorist operatives in the Middle East. Large wire transfers from individuals would quickly attract federal scrutiny, but such transfers, buried in the dozens of wire transfers a day from Dubai Ports World’s operations in the United States to the Middle East would go undetected, King said.


  68. mighty aphrodite says:

    The left is sooo gullible. And just when we think they might be “getting it”….they rarely fail to live down to our “expectations”.


  69. unbelievable says:

    The left is sooo gullible. And just when we think they might be “getting it”….they rarely fail to live down to our “expectations”.

    Comment by mighty aphrodite — March 1, 2006 @ 10:40 am

    You really need a good therapist to work on that hatred and animosity for others.


  70. progressive and proud says:

    #70 He is awful, huh? Just too obtuse to even try to read. What is with expectations in quotes? Just too obtuse, man.


  71. Bush Bites says:

    INTERESTING. YOU KNOW, SOME CONSERVATIVES OR AN RNC GROUP HAS IT OUT FOR THE PROGRESSIVE BLOGGERS. I’VE SEEN ATTACKS FROM FOX NEWS, ABC AND SEVERAL OTHER OUTLETS/SHOWS.

    I’M SURE SOMEONE ON THE CONSERVATIVE SIDE IS SPINNING THE CORPORATE MEDIA TO START GOING AFTER LIBERAL BLOGGERS. (I MEAN, THEY NEVER GO AFTER CONSERVATIVE BLOGS, DO THEY?)


  72. unbelievable says:

    #70 He is awful, huh? Just too obtuse to even try to read. What is with expectations in quotes? Just too obtuse, man.

    Comment by progressive and proud — March 1, 2006 @ 3:36 pm

    She’s got serious self-esteem issues and tries to sound like she’s better than everyone else, but comes across as incoherent most of the time. Oh, and she hates all women, which is why she attacks me so frequently.



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