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Combating the radical gay penguin agenda.

By Nico on Mar 7th, 2006 at 1:18 pm

Combating the radical gay penguin agenda.»

A children’s book “about two male penguins who raise a baby penguin” has been removed from the kid’s section of two public libraries after complaints it had “homosexual undertones.” The book is “based on a true story of two male penguins, named Roy and Silo, who adopted an abandoned egg at New York City’s Central Park Zoo in the late 1990s.”




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54 Responses to “Combating the radical gay penguin agenda.”

  1. Ben Says:

    That’s liberal penguins for you.


  2. Spudge_Boy Says:

    You know how those gay penguins are.

    Sheesh, penguins are a very family oriented animal. These two pengiuns saw an abandoned egg and took care of it. Does that make them gay or taking care of their own.


  3. For Truth Says:

    Animals caynt be gay, only humans can cuz it’s a choice them there fags make. (sarcasm off)


  4. For Truth Says:

    Remember when the purple “Teletubby” was also spreading a gay agenda. Whatch out those gays are gonna getcha, and make you gay too!

    It seems the folks who are really afraid of the gays the most, are reacting to their own homosexual tendancies. If you are confident in who you are, then a gay person will have no effect on you.


  5. AkaDad Says:

    Since the first amendment, is the bedrock of American values, if they despise free speach by banning books, does that make them Anti-American?


  6. progressive and proud Says:

    I’m just disgusted - plain and simple.



  7. Craig Says:

    Dont the maladjusted, pro-affair, sanctimonious Repugnicans have anything better to worry about?? They have already contributed to the removal of uncountable personal freedoms and they run all three branches of government. When is enough enough for these bastards? I’m moving to Costa Rica. Fuck this.


  8. Ohcrap! Says:

    Are we living in an insane asylum , or not? If not what are we to do with the inmates who are taking over our institutions . Thk you bushies . Thank you naderites . Thank you cowards : the demo leadership.
    Long live Murtha !


  9. Bush is Watching You 24/7 Says:

    “We have to address the fact that the president has broken the law.” — Senator Russ Feingold


  10. THOT'S n TN Says:

    those damn pengiuns …I’m suprised that these gophers don’t ban God as God is both male and female …..


  11. Hardy Haberman Says:

    Next they will go after David and Jonathan in the Bible.

    Ooops! Ban the Bible?

    Well, there are some pretty faggy folks in there.


  12. Faux News Says:

    “This is a Faux News Alert. The terror alert level has been elevated to Rainbow. It seems that there are gay people, and penguins, everywhere. We’ll have more on the Animal Kingdom’s push of the homosexual agenda, and how the American people can help squelch this propoganda after this.”


  13. Wayne Says:

    Cant allow those gay penguins to marry, it is a threat to hetrosexual pequins marrages, why? I dont know, maybe they think it looks more fun


  14. Clyde the Ripper Says:

    Man, don’t confuse me with the facts, my mind is made up. And don’t go picking on God, he isn’t gay ’cause if gay were good, God would have named the first pair Adam and George!


  15. Peter Christian Says:

    Clearly, we should open a hole in the ozone layer over Antarctica in order to eliminate homosexual penguins. They are a threat to marriages everywhere and we must act pre-emptively in order to preserve our Western Values.


  16. RunningDogLackey Says:

    Blame the gawddamned bonobos.

    Penguins are just being confused by what they see in higher primates, hermaphrodite worms and other sick sub-phyla that have opted to oppose God’s Divine Plan.*

    [*May not apply in your area, so check local listings for availability. Some elements of God’s Divine PlanTM may appear to be impenetrable and evil, but only because you possess an incomplete appreciation of the plan and/or lack the faith of a mustardseed. The presence of homeosexuality and hermaphroditism in Nature should not be construed as endorsement of such by God’s Divine PlanTM, its Agents or Executors. Do not drive an educated brain or operate heavy logic while swallowing God’s Divine PlanTM. Masturbation will make you blind. If pain persists, read your Bible.]


  17. RunningDogLackey Says:

    #17 That should read “homosexuality.”

    “Homeosexuality” is highly-distilled water in which homosexuality was once dissolved.


  18. AkaDad Says:

    LOL @ #16


  19. wisedup Says:

    How stupid can they get?…I remember ‘they’ tried to remove Tarzan books, cuzzz they wazn’t married’…the same folks wanted to have ALL horses must have BRAS!….when interviewed one ‘lady’ said: ‘Even the horses like it better’..the reporter ask her..’You have a talking horse?..we have a camera crew here, where is it?’….she turned away mad. Willllllberrrrrrrrrrrrr…(the voice of Mr’Ed was a HUMAN folks)


  20. crazy canuck Says:

    Yup, get rid of those books and prevent a future generation for actually learning about how the world really is. Wake up it’s 2006.


  21. Skeptic Says:

    What is the title of the penguin book. I would like to read it. :) Is anyone doing anything to prevent Lesbian swans from living a married lifestyle?


  22. Skeptic Says:

    Sorry, I read the article and the title is “And Tango makes three”. I think I’ll see if my library has a copy.


  23. Mary Poppin Says:

    Why does anyone care if two perguins take care of an penguin egg and raise the baby penguin? This is Mother nature taking care of their own. What do you expect from some of these Religious Nuts. What is happening to this country? If the penguins did not take care of this egg it would of died. I think this a good book for children to read.


  24. Cyra Brown Says:

    After watching “March of the Penguins”, I find the story amazing, and touching. Nurture trumps nature. Why are righties so afraid of two Penguins ? They are locked up, unlikely to be able to “recruit” other Penguins. These folks really need to examine their priorities. They spend waaaayy too much time obsessing about “sex”. PENGUINS ???? Golly.


  25. Marie Says:

    God forbid — keep those deranged penguin stories away from the children. It’s so unnatural! The tots’ psyches will be damaged; they might “turn gay” which we know is the most horrible condition on earth.
    It would never occur to the religious lunatics that this story is true, based upon the work of nature? Is nature perverted - I suppose they think so - what does the Bible say about penguins?
    We are headed backwards, folks, backwards.


  26. Zookeeper Says:

    I saw a dog nursing two piglets on the news this morning. Interspecies wet-nursing. Perverts.


  27. Marie Says:

    #11, thot’s
    Oh, don’t you know, God is definitely male, and he has long hair, blue eues, and there is a big bright halo surrounding his head.


  28. Evil Spaniard Says:

    #28 No way. God is Alanis Morissette. Everyone who has watched Dogma knows.


  29. Evil Spaniard Says:

    Oh, and btw, in case the penguins were republican males, they will have fried the egg with seal bacon.


  30. Kirk Says:

    You would think with all that is going on in the world the least of our worries are whether a book has a “gay” undertone. It seems to me Jesus taught to be tolerant and loving to your fellow humans.


  31. muzzle toff Says:

    Isn’t Cheney a male penguin…..?
    Isn’t his daughter gay…..?
    Is the story about Dick and Lynn and their daughter was in the egg and this is the beginning of the cover-up?
    Did I get it? Do I win?


  32. GMNotYet Says:

    Once again the religious right is at odds with reality and truth.

    Hopefully some day science will disprove all of this religious nonsense, like it has the Book of Mormon.


  33. cynical ex-hippie Says:

    The young penguin later went into theatre and dance, and showed no interest in sports. Much to the dismay of the new Republican appointed zookeeper.

    On the other hand, the penguin habitat was exceedingly well decorated.


  34. cynical ex-hippie Says:

    “I can’t quack you…”


  35. Waldo Says:

    Sounds fair to me. Now they should move the Bible to the fiction section where it belongs.


  36. Jason Says:

    There are no gay penguins! Didn’t all y’all learn anything from “March of the Penguins?” The dad always incubates the egg while the mom makes a 70-mile trek to the ocean and back.


  37. AvengingAngel Says:

    This sounds like the still-unpassed Santorum’s Law:

    Bans marriage between a man and a dog, box turtle, mammal, fish, reptile or bird.


  38. David Says:

    If you can believe in a talking ass donkey, I guess the leap to gay penguins isn’t that great.


  39. Fish Says:

    The moral to that story is not to fall in love with a male penguin. They will make you gay the GAY!


  40. Dumb Fox Says:

    Holy crap… What next?

    My money’s on any book retelling the myth of Romulus and Remus and the founding of Rome… what with its undertones of animalism and the fact two kids were raised by a single mom. Shock horror!!!!


  41. bobcat_grad Says:

    Since when could men be nuns?


  42. bobcat_grad Says:

    Why are righties so afraid of two Penguins ? …. These folks really need to examine their priorities. They spend waaaayy too much time obsessing about “sex”.

    I’ve always said, what is it about gay sex that conservatives just can’t stop thinking about it?


  43. Gregor Samsa Says:

    I thought penguins could teach us traditional Christian family values, and their stories were compelling, wholesome “conservative” morality lessons -a la “March of the Penguins”. I guess I was wrong.

    If there is anything to be learned, is that some people so obsessed with sex they see “hidden agendas” where there are none.


  44. Paul in LA Says:

    COLBERT COVERED THIS LAST NIGHT.

    I freakin’ dropped my Hagen-Dazs and spit the spoon across the room. Hilarious.


  45. Marie Says:

    #43
    There is something obscene and unwholesome about the conservative obsession with sex. Like the kid in “Sixth Sense” who sees dead people — they “see gays and sex and sexual behavior.”
    Their whitey tighties are twisted into such a wedgie, they can think of nothing else.


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  47. hopalongaberger Says:

    The ultra conservative repugnicans strike again - had they taken the time to consult any web site dealing with penguins they would have LEARNED that the male penguin cares for and incubates the fertilized egg after it is dropped on his feet by his mate. The Female penguin then goes off for weeks to feed while the male stands guard over the egg,keeping it warm and free from danger. Once the egg is hatched mother nature sees to it that the female returns to raise the baby. The male does not eat during this incubation period. Now I know how stupid these ultra conservative repugnicans really are.


  48. Evil Spaniard Says:

    #48 So male penguins are sissy ones who don’t go hunt & drink beers with friends and care for the children while his wife is out? Oh, sure they’re gay! /sarcasm off


  49. Brokeback Iceberg Says:

    I can’t quack you…


  50. Skeptic Says:

    I just read the book “And Tango makes three”. Its a wonderful, family orientated book with great pictures. You should read it and recommend it to everyone. Its a beautiful story, beautifully illustrated.


  51. Skeptic Says:

    Alas, a check on the web showed that the anti-gay propoganda can break up the happiest couple. Roy and Silo have parted ways:
    http://www.taipeitimes


  52. Sister Boogie Woman Says:

    The people who complained about the books were within their rights to complain. The libraries, however, were not within their rights to remove the book form their shelves. Their duty was to protect free speech, not join Hitler in a book burning party. Shame on the libraries for knuckling under to this sort of bigotry.


  53. Bob Says:

    What damn library is banning this book? Sounds like the Nazi book burners are running some local governments. Penguin fathers share care of their eggs with the mothers, in fact they normally spend more time doing so as the mother travels and consumes food. They will also adopt chics if the original parent is dead.
    Sounds like this redneck library is trying to limit knowlege also.
    Bob



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