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Giving lap dogs a bad name.

By Judd Legum on Mar 20th, 2006 at 4:54 pm

Giving lap dogs a bad name.

“Sen. Pat Roberts, Republican of Kansas, defending the GOP proposal [on warrantless domestic wiretapping] against critics who say it’s pathetically weak, said he resented being called a ‘lap dog of the administration.’ That label certainly is unfair. Even lap dogs will bite if they’re kicked often enough…” — Chicago Truibune Columnist Steve Chapman, 3/20/06



38 Responses to “Giving lap dogs a bad name.”

  1. Silly Little American Boy says:

    To make matters worse, I don’t think the poor dog was even housebroken.


  2. Bush is Watching You 24/7 says:

    He’s not a lap dog, for sure. He’s a co-criminal. I’d like to meet him in a dark alley.


  3. wisedup says:

    ok pat, fair enough, your a ‘lap pig’…how’s that.


  4. Optimist says:

    That’s true, Mr. Roberts, if one assumes that the dog has teeth. However, in your case, Mr. Roberts, through age and corruption all your teeth are gone and only a fool would fear getting “gummed”.


  5. kindness says:

    He isn’t a lap dog for bushco, He’s a Jeff Gannon for bushco.

    A better fluffer is hard to find.


  6. Miro says:

    Aaaaah …. “Fluffy” Roberts. That’s good!


  7. got censure? says:

    I didn’t know dogs can lie as well as lay down. That’s a new trick.


  8. TJM says:

    even a lao dog can’t lie every day. Pat can. Where is phase 2 any way?


  9. Jesus Christ God of WAR says:

    No teeth, no bite. Nice, Mr. Roberts. Fake hair too?

    I wonder if the ReichWingNuts remember what happened to Hitler’s stooges after the war? Nah, they’re too busy counting their riches from their war profiteering and bible-thumping to remember history.


  10. mima says:

    Mr. Steve Chapman’s comment is right on target. It saddens me to see the likes of a Mr. Roberts in Congress. What a sham a man of this character makes of our national political system.


  11. Zookeeper says:

    Boo f*ckin’ hoo, Sen Roberts, boo f*ckin’ hoo.


  12. David says:

    The unmittigated gall… He puts his party and president ahead of the country, stonewalls investigation after investigation of crime after crime, and then has the nerve to claim the warranted criticism of his actions are “unfair.” I’d call him a hypocrite, but that’s insulting to hypocrites.

    Like the P Funksters said:
    If you don’t like the effect
    Don’t produce the cause


  13. Hardy Haberman says:

    Awwww, wass a matter boy? Come on and sit up for me. SIt. SIt …Thant’s such a good boy!

    The poor lap dog just needs some training that’s all.


  14. Jack Hicks says:

    Pat is just like these reporters who crave access, he sells out cheap.


  15. Ho Chi Minh says:

    It is enablers such as this who let Hitler do the things he did.


  16. cats are flyfishn says:

    Pat Roberts – brown lips and brown nose. Guess Bush&Co must have some nastly photos of Pat Roberts.


  17. If the Shoe Fits... says:

    How dare you attack Roberts?

    Feingold is a lap dog for the far, radical left-wing in this country who have more sympathy for terrorists than they do their own country.

    Liberals are pigs living in their own hell.


  18. Gerald Gibson says:

    If the Shoe Fits… blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah …

    Sorry … you have said the same non sense over and over so much I have been completely desensitized to it… can you sprinkle in a little reasoning so that I can hear what you are saying again?


  19. Joe Sixpack says:

    Liberals are pigs living in their own hell. Comment by If the Shoe Fits…

    Hey, Shoe, how’s it hanging? Say, buddy, I’d watch what you call the progressives here. Some of them have absolutely no class and would call you stupid-assed dipshit. Still others would suggest that the only pigs here are the ones who call themselves some dumb cornball name like “If the Shoe Fits” or such.

    Correct me if I’m wrong, but some would even suggest your ugly mama has a great big fat ass on her. Not me, of course, but some of the low down, classless liberals would say that.

    I mean, as a redneck myself, I agree with you. Those who called Pat Roberts a lap dog should be absolutely ashamed for demeaning man’s best freind with such an jerk-ass.


  20. Ryan Neat says:

    “Feingold is a lap dog for the far, radical left-wing in this country who have more sympathy for terrorists than they do their own country. Liberals are pigs living in their own hell. Comment by If the Shoe Fits…”

    There is no ‘extreme left’ in this country, except for a few college towns. This just proves what a moron you are. See the difference between the far left and the far right, is that the far right (you) think that they’re mainstream. Just because you hijacked the republicans and the independents to win a couple of elections, don’t get comfortable. You guys tend to screw up countries so bad they go socialist and develop a far left, even if they didn’t have one before you came into power. Just look at south america. You Nazis ran the show for decades, and virtually the entire continent has moved socialist because of your screw ups. And look at Brazil, they’re exporting goods with a trade surplus, almost as fast as we can import them!

    Bahaha, what an IDIOT you are.


  21. jurassicpork says:

    OK, I’ve just posted something about FDeingold’s censure proposal and the lack of support from the Democrats. It’s entitled “The Loneliest Job in the World.” Please give it a read. It’s one of my best.


  22. Bill from Dover says:

    Isn’t he the guy that chairs the cover up committee?




  23. druidbros says:

    Lap dog….huh.. I thought he was just Bush’s bitch. Oh wait maybe its the same thing!


  24. PatRobertsOnDrugs says:

    Pat Roberts Memory Pills
    PatRobertsOnDrugs
    On MTP today, Pat whipped a bottle and said he needed to take a dose of “memory pills” after Tim asked him why they didn’t they go to Congress and change the statute to allow for new activity in the warrantless wiretapping.

    Pat is so partisan that two potential witnesses during the Sen. Shelby-NSA leak investigation wouldn’t testify because Roberts wouldn’t recuse himself. As The Hill reported:

    “The pace has been slowed by difficulties obtaining information, difficulties created partly by Sen. Pat Roberts’s (R-Kan.) decision not to recuse himself from the case, the source said. The investigation has been conducted “off and on” for six months…One reason the investigation has dragged on is because Roberts’s continued participation has chilled the cooperation of witnesses.”

    This investigation was barely reported on by the traditional media, but would have caused serious problems for Shelby and Republicans.

    http://www.crooksandliars.com/2006/02/12.html#a7131


  25. Paul in LA says:

    Check out the CRAP being rolled out all over America for the 2006 elections:

    http://www.bradblog.com/ archives…002576.htm#More

    These thermal printed papertrails are NOT ballots, and are NOT auditable.

    So 2006, another of the most important elections in the history of the country (apparently the CLOSING history of the country), will be ‘counted up’ by shadowy figures in backrooms — to hell with democracy.

    All the time and energy spent ragging on the Democrats OUGHT TO BE SPENT bombarding your state and local election officials over their plans to destroy the nation one fake election after another.


  26. Cyra Brown says:

    Well, Senator, It’s a “dog eat dog” world we’re living in, and you’re wearing “MilkBone” underwear. Deal.


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  29. credjam says:

    Roberts is a coward, plain and simple.


  30. Thomas Paine says:

    Hey, If the Shoe Fits, you fucking piece of crap ReichWing dirtbag. Your Neocon buddies you appologize for hijacked an airliner called the US, and then never told the flying public exactly where they were taking them. Yet, you are the one putting the fucking advertisments out to fly Reichpublcio Airlines. Wake the fuck up. You are in row 1 of the flight to hell at the hands of a fucking madman, hell bent on ruination of whatever you think you hold sacred.
    RUN, RUN THE FUCK AWAY AS FAST AS YOU CAN.
    Just like you would do in a real hijacking you pussy ass wimp.
    You fucking empty carcass of a living ,breathing, entity, that calls itself American. I would slit your fucking throat if you were next to me. Fucking pig. You made your Fascist bed, now lie with the pigs. Don’t worry, you are very low down the list of those traitors we will be hanging. We may run out of rope by the time we get to your sorry piece of ass.
    I can’t wait.
    KILL THE FUCKING REFUCKNIKKKANS!


  31. Democrat Soldier says:

    #32 – I understand your anger at the “ratbastardfascistfucktard” Republicans currently in office that seem to want to destroy everything on which America was founded, but be patient. Once they (”ratbastardfascistfucktard” Republicans) start losing elections this coming November, we can begin correcting their failures.

    PS – I’m borrowing the oh-so colorful language of one of the infamous trolls of this site in order to show how immature he truly is.


  32. Marie says:

    Pat Roberts is not only a lap dog, he is a simpering puppy, licking himself and Bush, mindless of the fact that his master will kick him in the ass if he so desires.
    Chapman was right on – Roberts may resent his label as lap dog, but he has earned it; he won’t snap at Bush, the hand that feeds him, even if that hand contains tainted meat.


  33. thot's n tn says:

    pat is a lapdog ,arrf arrf he’ll set an beg from the bush table of left overs….. pleading feed me Master …..


  34. kindness says:

    Pat is doing his masters bidding.

    His masters are not the good people of Kansas that elected him. My wondering why that doesn’t upset the good people of Kansas is answered thusly:

    They finally attained power after 8 years under President Clinton. For the most part, republicans are entertained and think it is a good thing to smear, slander and beat up on democrats (see our own trolls, in every thread). The old republican party that may have been a “big tent” is no more. They still use that language, but we all see they are more heirarchical than Democrats. They aren’t willing to publically question bushco because they are still having a mighty fine time defaming Democrats. Basically, they (republicans) have become a party of shallow, craven TV watchers to the daily life here in the US and think of it as Survivor or American Idol played out for real.

    We can’t make them change. But we can show them our truth. They won’t like it, but it’s in our best interest to show them every single day how deluded they have become.


  35. ReichWingTrap says:

    Hey, If the Shoe Fits, you fucking piece of crap ReichWing dirtbag. Your Neocon buddies you appologize for hijacked an airliner called the US, and then never told the flying public exactly where they were taking them. Yet, you are the one putting the fucking advertisments out to fly Reichpublcio Airlines. Wake the fuck up. You are in row 1 of the flight to hell at the hands of a fucking madman, hell bent on ruination of whatever you think you hold sacred.
    RUN, RUN THE FUCK AWAY AS FAST AS YOU CAN.
    Just like you would do in a real hijacking you pussy ass wimp.
    You fucking empty carcass of a living ,breathing, entity, that calls itself American. I would slit your fucking throat if you were next to me. Fucking pig. You made your Fascist bed, now lie with the pigs. Don’t worry, you are very low down the list of those traitors we will be hanging. We may run out of rope by the time we get to your sorry piece of ass.
    I can’t wait.
    KILL THE FUCKING REFUCKNIKKKANS!

    Comment by Thomas Paine — March 21, 2006 @ 8:46 am

    Thomas, I appreciate your outrage but just take care that you don’t become so filled with hate you end up becoming exactly what you despise most. Hate is all the ReichWingNeoFascists have to keep them going and to justify their actions and crimes against humanity. Our ability to view them objectively, as a dog catcher views a rabid dog in the street for example, is what separates progressive critical thinkers from the war mongering ReichWingNeoFascists consumed by their own hate and greed. Not to mention, one of the dirty tactics ReichWingNeoFascists like to pull is to pretend to be outraged liberals for the purpose of inciting dissent among us so they have justification to retaliate. ReichWingNeoFascists desperately need to control you. They can only justify using any means necessary when they can portray critical thinkers as “out of control” and a danger to society. Don’t get caught in their ReichWing trap.


  36. Lora says:

    ok pat, fair enough, your a ‘lap pig’…how’s that.

    Comment by wisedup —

    To Wisedup,
    Please let’s not insult pigs. I once saw a program about them on the BBC, which showed how intelligent they are–for example, they can learn to use a computer, whereas most dogs can’t.
    Aside from their intelligence, as I have pointed out to my husband who used to shout “pig” at corrupt/stupid politicians appearing on the TV screen, pigs can taste good to eat. I personally think Roberts lacks the intelligence of a well-trained pig and could hardly taste delicious. My husband now calls the politicians he doesn’t like “cockroaches.” As they are rather useless creatures, I think the comparison to Pat Roberts is quite apt.



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