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Cue the music.

By Faiz Shakir on Mar 24th, 2006 at 6:36 pm

Cue the music.

Blasting those who have called Bush incompetent, Vice President Cheney said today, “If they are competent to fight this war, then I ought to be singing on American Idol.”



48 Responses to “Cue the music.”

  1. Zookeeper says:

    I want him to sing “Shock the Monkey” by Peter Gabriel.

    How many Dems shot an old guy in the face?


  2. John Henry Could Hammer says:

    No no. I want him to sing Christine Lavin’s What Was I Thinking?

    http://www.christinelavin.com/audio/lavinliveonmprfeb1806.mp3


  3. Jack says:

    I’m going with Garth Brooks’ Friends in Low Places.


  4. Jesus Christ God of WAR says:

    I’d love to hear his rendition of “Masters of War”.


  5. Citizen80203 says:

    What an ass. I get so friggin tired of these holes who never served acting tough. The modern GOP is made up of cowards and locked closet gay men.


  6. Vance says:

    How about “It’s Raining Men”? Bush and Rummy can do back up vocals!



  7. Dem02020 says:

    The President “incompetent”?

    He’s anything but.

    He got the invasion he wanted, all $226 billion dollars worth (so far), and he did it by providing the American People and their Congress falsified (or at least false) ‘pre-war intelligence’. Well, that money’s in the bank, and he hasn’t (yet) had to answer for that falsified (or at least false) ‘pre-war intelligence’.

    Hardly the definition of “incompetent”; far too successful (and profitable) to be described by that word.

    As for illegal wiretaps? I’d use the word “incompetent” if someone had been arrested or made to appear before a Judge in a Court of Law (like the Watergate burglars for example), but no one in this Administration has been arrested for illegal wiretapping, or made to appear in Court before a Judge (either to seek a warrant, or to explain why one hadn’t been sought).

    So again, hardly “incompetent”; a better term would be “undefeated” or “untouchable”, or “IMMUNE” even.

    Me, I’m not much for taking any joy in hearing the President called “incompetent”, or any other name (you know, the old ’sticks and stones’ thing), I’d rather see him confronted a little more forcefully than that.

    Which brings another word to my mind to describe the President and his Administration: “unopposed”.


  8. james risser says:

    an oldie but a goodie:

    i shot the sheriff

    fuck bush


  9. Left of Center says:

    Dick Bruce Cheney knows they are done for. His type of argument is the last resort before the death rattle sets in.


  10. Jesus Christ God of WAR says:

    #8 – If the Bush Cabal getting their way is “competence”, I want none of it. But I understand what you’re saying.

    The ReichWingNuts (with Cheney leading the way with todays comment) will never believe that we as a nation were better protected from Osama and al Qaeda when we were led by Bill Clinton. Due to Democrat competetence, Project Bojinka was thwarted, nothing bad happened on New Year Eve 2000, and the Cliton Administration were actively pursuing Mr. bin Laden.

    The ReichWingNuts? All I can ask is: Got Osama?

    Ah. I didn’t think so.


    ITMFA now!


  11. American Ashcroft says:

    Let the Eeeeeeeeeeeagle soar!
    Like she’s never Soooooaaaaaaared before!


  12. Dan says:

    FROM THE ARTICLE:

    In Washington, Democratic National Committee spokesman Luis Miranda called the criticism of his party an attempt to divert attention from the situation in Iraq, which is torn by violence three years after the U.S.-led invasion.

    I disagree. I think Cheney was just making yet another dumb statement with no real rhyme or reason. He’s obviously just fustrated that things aren’t going well at all, so he resorts to attacks. I don’t think he is trying to divert anything.


  13. Clyde the Ripper says:

    The only place Cheney should be singing is on the witness stand at his trial for treason.


  14. Ryan Neat says:

    Dan,

    It’s like how hitler blamed the jews and/or the socialists every time something sucked in Germany – it’s the same reichwing tactics. You could lift and translate the claims of Hitler and Goebbels, and they’d sound identical to the hate Mighty Moron and MizzWrong and the whole Reichwing Republican crew spews.


  15. Jesus Christ God of WAR says:

    #17 - You could lift and translate the claims of Hitler and Goebbels, and they’d sound identical to the hate Mighty Moron and MizzWrong and the whole Reichwing Republican crew spews.

    ReichWingNut version of history forgets what happened to Hilter’s stooges after the war ended. Either that, or they don’t think it can happen to them. One thing I do know: I’m not sure they’ll want to remain ReichWingNuts after the failures of this Bush Cabal have led to judgement and then punishment.


  16. LC Liberal says:

    That’s not a bad idea. Maybe Veep Cheney could spray some buckshot on the annoying Idol contestants.

    http://www.lcoliberal.blogspot.com
    Most Ridiculous Story of the Day: Right Now on LCL


  17. GSD says:

    Black Sabbath-War Pigs

    -GSD

    Condi and Rummy and Colin can do back-up. Bush can be teh Falva Flav of the band.


  18. KnightErrant says:

    Listening to Dick Cheney sing is a sacifice I’m willing to make if it will get him out of the government.


  19. Joe Sixpack says:

    I dunno. Maybe I’m just getting old. I’m feeling real nostalgic tonight, and kind of missing the good old days. Before all that bullshit talk of “freedom” and “hard work” and “competence.”

    You remember. When Bush was off cutting brush on his cowless ranch and Cheney was in the back room of his office making secret deals with the energy companies?



  20. Roger Drowne EC says:

    the Bush Family, Cheney & the NeoCons Have Gone Off the EDGE

    WE the PEOPLE MUST GET UP, STAND UP 4 OUR RIGHTS

    NOW… Before they KILL us ALL

    Patriots Get Your BROOM ON

    http://www.CleanSweepCampaign.com

    Time 2 Make A STAND

    If U C My BROOM and I… Say Hello


  21. Colorado Jyms says:

    He should sing “When Eagles Soar” the remix rap version with John Ashcroft singing backup.


  22. Clif says:

    I notice he DID NOT say he should be on a HUNTING show……………..LOL


  23. JIMBO says:

    How about War’s “Why Can’t We Be Friends?”

    I’d even risk my ears and my life to hear that.


  24. Kathleen Bushman says:

    Cheney, Rummy & Bush, that brigade of chicken hawks, couldn’t find bin Laden if he were camping on the White House lawn, and they tripped over his sleelping bag.


  25. TerrytheTurtle says:

  26. GSD says:

    Comment by Spudge_Boy — March 24, 2006 @ 7:53 pm

    I curse thee Spudgeboy.


  27. wisedup says:

    Liar,Liar, pants on fire, I got me hang’in from a telephone wire…STOP STOP, that was god awful, …Simon Cowell


  28. Cyra Brown says:

    I would “like” to see him do a cover of Hanson’s “MMMM Bop” (Snicker). But about his making a “joke” out of almost killing someone, Yeah, YOU have the moral highground here! A sphincter says “WHAT”? Yeah, that’s what I thought.


  29. EasyRider says:

    Quick,

    Someone sign him up.


  30. beep52 says:

    Fitz, where are you?


  31. Godfry Daniel says:

    Cheney on American Idol:
    “I don’t remember,
    I don’t recall,
    I’ve got no memory
    of anything at all…”


  32. The Muse says:

    Incompetent? The Bush cabal? All you have to do is “Connect the Dolts.”

    BTW, Dick, you won’t be permitted to bring your shotgun when Simon rips your rendition of “Battle Hymn of the Republic.”


  33. jurassicpork says:

    If Dick Cheney sang on AMERICAN IDOL (which is, after all, a FOX show), what would pick for him to sing? How about “Shotgun”?

    MoDo has some choice things to say about him in her new article (on my site)


  34. David B says:

    If singing Dick on American Idol is equivalent to the Fat Lady sings, I’d say go for it.


  35. Bush Bites says:

    NICE OF HIM TO GET A PLUG IN FOR RUPERT MURDOCH AND HIS BUDDIES AT FOX.



  36. Nat Shaw says:

    “If they are competent to fight this war, then I ought to be singing on American Idol.”
    ~Dead Eye Dick

    Well, they certainly couldn’t do any worst.


  37. banana says:

    show me a legitimate war and i’ll show you how much ass i can kick


  38. blindprogressive says:

    Here it is nearly 24 hrs. later and there hasn’t been a single Democratic leader to respond in kind. Is this the beginning of a duck and cover campaign? Its blatently obvious to Democratic activists that Cheney has lost his mind, but where the hell is our response in the media?


  39. Hamster Brain says:

    So how Exactly does an MBA and a Halliburton CEO know how to fight a War?

    They Know how to sell it thru ‘Media Advertising’

    Rove knows Campaign Style Tricks SO I’m pretty sure he doesn’t know how to fight a WAR given his first Battle was with a Democrat Girl who beat him senseless as a Kid. Tuff Talker that Rove. Kinda Like Bush and Bring it on.

    Hey Mr. Cheney Tell the people about your little “meeting” with the Soldiers in Iraq that didn’t go so well..

    IRI BLackwater USA I Hear is Hiring Mercs for up t0 350,000 a year. Take your BB gun, and your Capitalist Blood cult Ass And show us your “Paintball Skills”


  40. Marie says:

    #45 blindprogressive
    This is just an example of Cheney talkin’ tough with his good ol’ boys at the club. The Dems can fire back and keep it in the news, or they can rise above it, because with his 19% popularity, most people probably know what he is.


  41. xristim says:

    What a sorry morsel of mortality he is!

    A cursory glance at any dictionary would reveal that “snarling” and “strong” are not, in fact, synonyms.

    He and Mr. Bush and Mr. Rumsfeld are spending the lives of “other people’s children” as though they were unneeded coins discovered in the bottom of the linty pocket of an unused jacket.

    Leprous souls, diseased minds!


  42. banana says:

    Cheney, perhaps it’s that the bad guys really do always lose.

    Korea, Vietnam, Iraq.

    WE were the good guys in WWII and we won because we wee the good guys.

    perhaps all those fairy tale stories that were read to me as a child really are true.

    the mean, crooked-mouthed ugly ogre always does fall on his face


  43. JPark says:

    #16 Well, Working on the Chain Gang works for me…or I Fought the Law and the Law Won.



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