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Explainin’ time for Ann Coulter.

By Nico Pitney on Mar 29th, 2006 at 8:42 pm

Explainin’ time for Ann Coulter.

“Palm Beach County’s elections supervisor has given the right wing’s unofficial mouthpiece 30 days to explain” why she apparently knowingly voted using a false address, a third-degree felony in Florida. If she doesn’t respond, he “could refer the case to State Attorney Barry Krischer for criminal charges.”



70 Responses to “Explainin’ time for Ann Coulter.”

  1. Badmoodman says:

    Coulter can just plead insanity and any judge in the country would buy it.


  2. Subway Serenade says:

    It’s really never been my habit to intrude,
    But it don’t take a rocket scientist,
    To see we’re bein screwed.
    So just raise your voices. Don’t be afraid of bein rude.
    There must be 50 Ways To Dump The Dubya


  3. EconAtheist says:

    I’m telling you — it’s a simple case of mistaken gender.


  4. Snake Plisken says:

    Here is what I think: SHE IS ON DRUGS.

    Get these snakes off my plane


  5. Marie says:

    Years of libelous slander, and she may be shut up by the elections commission. It’s so hard to get them with the real damaging crimes they commit, but it’s the details that get them. They forget that they are ordinary citizens and have to obey laws and regulations like the rest of the rabble.
    On whom will she blame this fraud?


  6. ShamRockNRoll says:

    I would love to see that evil bitch rot in a prison cell for a while.


  7. Ho Chi Minh says:

    #6 She will of course blame it on all the “treasonous liberals”.


  8. Ryan Neat says:

    Oh Jeb won’t let anything happen to Mizz Coulter.


  9. Wayne says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    oh, that is sooo very funny.


  10. Kenny H. says:

    “This is a partisan attack. Liberals have run out of ideas and will do anything to shut down the voices of those they know are right.” Sound about right?


  11. Vance says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHA that dude will probably dig prison!


  12. james risser says:

    HHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    beautiful!!!!

    the stripes will be quite slimming!

    but, really, can anyone NOT see the headline: JEB BUSH PARDONS SHIT-CRAZY COULTER

    peace.

    oh, and fuck bush


  13. Innocent Bystander says:

    Poetic justice. I hope she does time for her crime. No more voting for you, Ms. Felony.


  14. JP says:

    Maybe Katherine Harris will pardon her.


  15. Krazny says:

    my only hope would be that Ann’s cellmate is a giant, lesbian, muslim woman.


  16. Clif says:

    Coulter, a constitutional lawyer who relentlessly made fun of Palm Beach County voters after the botched 2000 presidential election, couldn’t be reached for comment.

    Coulter without a comment, IT IS THE END OF THE WORLD>……….ROTFLMAO


  17. Silly Little American Boy says:

    Put a ban on Ann the man Coulter.


  18. Gort says:

    Heh, heh, heh… Hope the Bitch gets what’s coming to her!


  19. JIMBO says:

    I just hope Coulter watched HBO’s OZ in advance. She may need to learn what she’ll be facing when she gets into Brokeback Prison.


  20. daily kos will ban you says:

    where has mAnn Coulter been lately ?

    Maybe getting more uhm …. SURGERY !

    This skank lives in million dollar homes $$$

    All because stupid Republicans pay to hear her Ignorance .

    For Republicans Ignorance is truly BLISS ~


  21. Hamster Brain says:

    Naw, MAnnes ‘Scuse will be more like…

    The Ignorant Liberal Googling Monkies ahve learned how to Sharpen their crude cro-magnon weapons and have come after a god fearing conservative compassionate female like a gang of Hollywood Crackheads, High on Bling Bling, and Erect with Satanic lust, whom have thrust their Evil upon a voluptous Jogger.

    Yeh Right
    Ptooh Ptooh
    I Spit in the General Direction of All Libelous Pundit TV


  22. wisedup says:

    Katface Harris told her she could vote many times by using fake names.

    Ug Lee
    Andy Coulter
    Mrs.Jesus Christ
    No Yen Tu
    Mrs.Ted Bundy
    Yomama Binladen
    Mrs.Mike Hunt
    Mrs. Dick Hurts


  23. GURU says:

    Hey Spudge Boy dont let Cheryl see you bad mouthing Coulter.


  24. lib4 says:

    The excuse for this will be:

    ‘cue Fox News Music’

    “She is being persecuted by partisan forces….”


  25. Spudge_Boy says:

    mouthing Coulter.

    GURU,

    That is a phrase I never want to see my name combined with.

    Ewwwwwww.


  26. GURU says:

    SudgeBoy;what you talkin bout Willis?Please explain.


  27. Vance says:

    I wouldnt want to be “Bad Mouthed” by mann Coulter either….lol


  28. GURU says:

    I understand now SpudgeBoy;I overlooked the phrase ‘mouthing Coulter’.Her huge adamsapple and small schlong would be too distracting.


  29. Cyra Brown says:

    Awwwwww, poor Ann. She doesn’t know where she lives? That is just AWFUL! At least she remembered to vote! But she shouldn’t worry her empty head about this little “issue” of hers, good ol’ Jebby won’t let anything happen to her. Not while he is the Gov. of Florida! NO WAY! That’s what friends are for.


  30. cats are flyfishn says:

    Would Coulter go to a prison for females or a prison for males?


  31. snookered says:

    Like many rich white people, she will get to “explain” her criminal behavior and all will be fine. Meanwhile other law breakers face the criminal justice system at great financial and personal costs.


  32. progressive and proud says:

    I see the trolls won’t touch this. I know NeD is a big fan.


  33. Democrat Soldier says:

    I have a “straight” ex-Marine friend at work, who just things that Ann Coulter is so sexy! (Eeeewwww!)

    Other co-workers of mine and I feel that is solid proof the man is a closeted homosexual.

    I’ve told him that she’s the ONLY woman I know who has an adams apple! Usually a sure sign that “she” wasn’t born a “female”.


  34. Culture of Disruption says:

    Ann Coulter is fine. She is a “mouthpiece” as termed by even ThinkProgress. How about Rep. Cynthia McKinney (D-GA) punching a cop? She represents the Democratic Party and she punched a cop. She punched a cop.


  35. Culture of Disruption says:

    CYNTHIA MCKINNEY PUNCHED A COP. DEMOCRATS SUPPORT PEOPLE WHO PUNCH COPS.


  36. big papa says:

    Dear Lord,

    I promise that if Ann’(drew) Coulter goes to jail

    …I won’t swear for two days


  37. Culture of Disruption says:

    DEMON-CRATS support people who PUNCH cops.


  38. big papa says:

    CYNTHIA MCKINNEY PUNCHED A COP. DEMOCRATS SUPPORT PEOPLE WHO PUNCH COPS.

    Comment by Culture of Disruption #36

    Cultist of Delusion,

    …was he/she an inbred Bushite Republiscum cop?

    …if so, give that Gal a hand…


  39. wisedup says:

    Have cops ever ‘punched’ people who did nothing wrong?….no…never.


  40. Culture of Disruption says:

    #39 – thank you for being a moron. We willl use that stupidity to hit you at the polls.

    McKinney hates jews, too.


  41. bluefish says:

    I exepect Ann to follow the GOP’s lead in this new era of “Personal Responsibility” and be personally responsible for laying the blame at someone else’s feet.


  42. Briseadh na Faire says:

    #36,

    What’s that got to do with the price of bail?


  43. Culture of Disruption says:

    You people are seriously screwed up in the head. A rep from your party punches a cop and you don’t call on her to resign?? That is why Democrats are suffering at the polls – because they have allowed the radical, fascist left to take over the party.

    That’s fine. IT got the GOP Roberts and Alito. Thank you for being assholes.


  44. wisedup says:

    The topic here is Man Coulter,Why does culture of deception sound so much like billie o’lieley? or gary rupert? Desperate Trolls, new show on fox.


  45. Matthew J. Price says:

    #9

    Ann Coulter might be the conservative movements walking mouthpeice and aside from that their walking Mangina, but I you think the conservatives will protect her, you’ve got another thing coming. The Radical Conservatives are always willing to turn on their own or distance themselves from one another whenever it is convienient for them. They will let Ann Coulter go because to them she is nothing more than a cog in the right-wing media machine. She is expendable. They’ll find another wing-nut dumb blond to replace her soon enough. They have trained thousands of them at the Cato Institute and the Heritage Foundation think tanks.

    Ann Coulter is about to get a serious lesson in the sink or swim policies of the Radical Right-Wing. That lesson being that you are one your own. She’s finished! Trust me on this one.


  46. progressive and proud says:

    #41 Hello NeD. Your signature violent theme gives you away. I know you worship Coulter; must be tough for you.


  47. progressive and proud says:

    He NeD – define facsism for me.


  48. GURU says:

    Cato,AEI,Heritage;Too much tank,not enough think.


  49. Spudge_Boy says:

    #39 – thank you for being a moron. We willl use that stupidity to hit you at the polls.

    McKinney hates jews, too.

    Classic NED if ever I’ve seen it.

    So, NED, what does it feel like to be a loser. You guys can’t do anything without it blowing up in your faces these days, eh? Loser.


  50. big papa says:

    #39 – thank you for being a moron.

    Comment by Culture of Disruption #41

    Cultist of Deception,

    …your mom likes morons…

    …that’s why she married her brother…

    …and conceived you…


  51. big papa says:

    That is why Democrats are suffering at the polls – because they have allowed the radical, fascist left to take over the party.

    Comment by Culture of Disruption #44

    Cultist of Distortion,

    NO, that’s NOT why Democrats are suffering at the polls…

    …inbred TRAITORS like YOY are the reason our country is suffering period!

    …We’ve got to find a way to relieve you ignorant, unevolved, animal fu*king savages of your voting registration cards…

    …before you kill too many MORE humans…


  52. kindness says:

    #44 – A leader of a democratic country lies to be able to attack and occupy a nation that never threatened them, killing 2323+ GI’s to date and you aren’t screaming to IMPEACH THE MOTHERF##KER ALREADY?

    And HEY, fellow liberals….You got it all wrong. Ann Coulter is a tranny. I just can’t figure out if it’s a man transitioning to a woman or a woman transitioning to a man. Maybe the judge can tell us when he sentances it.


  53. Evil Spaniard says:

    #53 Maybe a GM product of the ‘50 experiments at 51 area? Some disgusting snail-humanoid crossing? The evidences are there: hermaphrodite, slimey, bulging eyes, no discernible brain, and carrying a weighty neocon shell everywhere…


  54. Solitaire says:

    Perhaps her cell mate will be able to enlighten us as to the actual equipment Coulter sports between her legs. And just wait for the fireworks when she informs her cellblock of her inate superiority to all of them! I just can’t wait.


  55. Glenn Becker says:

    “She represents the Democratic Party and she punched a cop.”

    Too bad she doesn’t represent the Republicans so you could praise her for her “no nonsense” attitude.

    Dick Cheney represents the the Republican party and he told a colleague to “go fuck himself” in public. I’ll bet you loved that, huh? Not because it was appropriate, not because it was classy, but because it was Dick Cheney, a Republican.


  56. Glenn Becker says:

    “DEMOCRATS SUPPORT PEOPLE WHO PUNCH COPS.”

    Republicans support people who blow the limbs off innocent children.

    Me, I left my caps lock off.


  57. Sister Boogie Woman says:

    Maybe she’ll get thrown and prison and get to know the business end of a broom stick. One can hope.


  58. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.

    Comment by Spudge_Boy — March 29, 2006 @ 8:59 pm

    I’ve always wondered why her e-mail address is tom@anncoulter.com
    Maybe you’re onto something there, Spudge.


  59. Philip Eddy says:

    Just seen this for the first time. Some of these people should learn to spell.


  60. GURU says:

    #60 ‘just seen’;c’mon dude.


  61. Solitaire says:

    #60 perfect spelling and grammer certainly has it’s place, and I encourage you to pursue it. However, it is not a requirement to participate in our discussions. Try to understand what the person is trying to say. You have a better chance at being successful at that than you do at getting everyone to spell and speak as well as you would like.


  62. TicToc says:

    From which paper mill did Anne buy her law degree, or did it come in a box of “Cracker” Jacks?

    For any Republicans left out there – this is called humor.

    LOL


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