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McClellan asked if he’s on the way out.

From today’s press gaggle: “QUESTION: Have you had any thoughts that you might be leaving soon? MCCLELLAN: I don’t speculate on any personnel matters. QUESTION: You’re not speculating for yourself. MCCLELLAN: I’m focused on helping the President advance his agenda, just like the rest of the team at the White House.”



21 Responses to “McClellan asked if he’s on the way out.”

  1. Subway Serenade says:

    I kinda wonder if they can find another person who is so capable of lying out of every orifice simulteneously.

    Goper’s Lament (Hard To Be A Republican)


  2. zmark says:

    He is always the last to know…


  3. Marie says:

    You beat me to it, zmark —
    Scott would be the last one to know he’s being shown the door. He can only report what he is told, and he hasn’t been told yet.


  4. kindness says:

    Maybe Scotty needs to consider cyanide. That would REALLY help them out up there.


  5. Silly Little American Boy says:

    I can see poor little Scotty in bed with the wife.
    SCOTTY’S WIFE: “hun, let’s do it”
    SCOTTY: “uhhhh”
    SCOTTY’S WIFE: “Come on! Let’s do it, don’t you wanna do it?”
    SCOTTY: “I can’t speculate on my sexual desires nor can I engage in the act of my sexual desires at this time.”
    SCOTTY’S WIFE: “uhhh, wtf!?”
    SCOTTY: “Look, the President has made his views clear, and I will not comment on it any further, good night.”


  6. krazny says:

    The worse part to be Scotty’s wife would be watching him take his spine our before going to work everyday.


  7. Howdy Neighbor says:

    Did this precious little exchange occur at the same time as the power outage at the Capitol?
    (Power company spokesperson said it was “due to power demands further up the line”)
    Takes an awful lot of energy to keep trying to spin machinery that is unbalanced, rusty and toting a full load of dung.
    Or was it the Pentagon turning on their global jamming/listening/communications machinery……


  8. progressive and proud says:

    Oh yeah, he’s gone.


  9. MagnumDB says:

    Awwww but if he leaves, we’ll lose a great comedic icon! Can anyone match his hillarious abilities to answer questions like such a bumbling idiot. He must have studied Jerry Lewis. Oh and the sweat he can get going… that must have been derived from watching Michael Douglas movies (man, that poor Mr. Douglas ALWAYS finds himself in the most stressful situations!)

    I will miss dear old Scotty. At least with Scotty he never personally had his hand in any matter, he was just the one to lie about it, without even convincing anyone (which was the best part). So if he stayed I wouldn’t be too upset. It would just mean more laughter for me.


  10. Punchy says:

    There mere thought of Scooter Mac having a wife, and thus at least theoretically being able to have little Scooter Macs…..ouch.

    Can you imagine his kids in school? Biggest bunch of kiss-ass, bold-face liars el ed has ever seen….


  11. Spudge_Boy says:

    Silly Little American Boy,

    SCOTTY: “I can’t comment on an ongoing session of foreplay.”


  12. Spudge_Boy says:

    Howdy Neighbor,

    More like the power outage was from trying to wiretap every damn phone and Internet connection in the uS.


  13. Howdy Neighbor says:

    Yeah, and trying to keep Deadeye Dick’s bunker cool while the wildfires rage overhead…….


  14. blogenfreude says:

    I will miss the McClellatron 3000 …


  15. Zookeeper says:

    Scottie seems cranky.


  16. Ho Chi Minh says:

    #6; WHAT SPINE?????


  17. Nancy L. says:

    Poor Scotty! Maybe they’ll offer him the FEMA job, since 6 others have already turned it down. Wonder, if it’s because we’re heading into hurrican season again.


  18. Skeptic says:

    Its not fair to poor Scotty. After having to stand up there every day to say bold face lies for his president to be treated like this. I think bushco forced Scotty to do a disgusting job and it seems ungrateful for them to fire him.


  19. Howdy Neighbor says:

    # 18, following your thoughts…..
    For whatever reason, Scotty took the job, and I can’t believe he is as dumb as he looks…….
    The Chimp also accepted the job, and he’s had to stand up there and tell the lies he’s been told to spew.
    Unfortunately, Dumbya is at least as stupid as he looks, and actually BELIEVES the bulls**t


  20. Uosdwis says:

    Please “advance your agenda” out the goddamn door. You can pick up your final check at personnel.


  21. ReidBlog says:

    The Plame agonistes…

    Scooter Libby’s defense team issues a few choice subpoenas……



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