From today’s press gaggle: “QUESTION: Have you had any thoughts that you might be leaving soon? MCCLELLAN: I don’t speculate on any personnel matters. QUESTION: You’re not speculating for yourself. MCCLELLAN: I’m focused on helping the President advance his agenda, just like the rest of the team at the White House.”
I kinda wonder if they can find another person who is so capable of lying out of every orifice simulteneously.
Goper’s Lament (Hard To Be A Republican)
April 3rd, 2006 at 5:29 pmHe is always the last to know…
April 3rd, 2006 at 5:30 pmYou beat me to it, zmark —
April 3rd, 2006 at 5:34 pmScott would be the last one to know he’s being shown the door. He can only report what he is told, and he hasn’t been told yet.
Maybe Scotty needs to consider cyanide. That would REALLY help them out up there.
April 3rd, 2006 at 5:40 pmI can see poor little Scotty in bed with the wife.
April 3rd, 2006 at 5:42 pmSCOTTY’S WIFE: “hun, let’s do it”
SCOTTY: “uhhhh”
SCOTTY’S WIFE: “Come on! Let’s do it, don’t you wanna do it?”
SCOTTY: “I can’t speculate on my sexual desires nor can I engage in the act of my sexual desires at this time.”
SCOTTY’S WIFE: “uhhh, wtf!?”
SCOTTY: “Look, the President has made his views clear, and I will not comment on it any further, good night.”
The worse part to be Scotty’s wife would be watching him take his spine our before going to work everyday.
April 3rd, 2006 at 5:43 pmDid this precious little exchange occur at the same time as the power outage at the Capitol?
April 3rd, 2006 at 5:44 pm(Power company spokesperson said it was “due to power demands further up the line”)
Takes an awful lot of energy to keep trying to spin machinery that is unbalanced, rusty and toting a full load of dung.
Or was it the Pentagon turning on their global jamming/listening/communications machinery……
Oh yeah, he’s gone.
April 3rd, 2006 at 5:53 pmAwwww but if he leaves, we’ll lose a great comedic icon! Can anyone match his hillarious abilities to answer questions like such a bumbling idiot. He must have studied Jerry Lewis. Oh and the sweat he can get going… that must have been derived from watching Michael Douglas movies (man, that poor Mr. Douglas ALWAYS finds himself in the most stressful situations!)
I will miss dear old Scotty. At least with Scotty he never personally had his hand in any matter, he was just the one to lie about it, without even convincing anyone (which was the best part). So if he stayed I wouldn’t be too upset. It would just mean more laughter for me.
April 3rd, 2006 at 6:00 pmThere mere thought of Scooter Mac having a wife, and thus at least theoretically being able to have little Scooter Macs…..ouch.
Can you imagine his kids in school? Biggest bunch of kiss-ass, bold-face liars el ed has ever seen….
April 3rd, 2006 at 6:10 pmSilly Little American Boy,
SCOTTY: “I can’t comment on an ongoing session of foreplay.”
April 3rd, 2006 at 6:26 pmHowdy Neighbor,
More like the power outage was from trying to wiretap every damn phone and Internet connection in the uS.
April 3rd, 2006 at 6:27 pmYeah, and trying to keep Deadeye Dick’s bunker cool while the wildfires rage overhead…….
April 3rd, 2006 at 6:35 pmI will miss the McClellatron 3000 …
April 3rd, 2006 at 6:38 pmScottie seems cranky.
April 3rd, 2006 at 6:39 pm#6; WHAT SPINE?????
April 3rd, 2006 at 7:17 pmPoor Scotty! Maybe they’ll offer him the FEMA job, since 6 others have already turned it down. Wonder, if it’s because we’re heading into hurrican season again.
April 3rd, 2006 at 7:17 pmIts not fair to poor Scotty. After having to stand up there every day to say bold face lies for his president to be treated like this. I think bushco forced Scotty to do a disgusting job and it seems ungrateful for them to fire him.
April 3rd, 2006 at 7:20 pm# 18, following your thoughts…..
April 3rd, 2006 at 7:54 pmFor whatever reason, Scotty took the job, and I can’t believe he is as dumb as he looks…….
The Chimp also accepted the job, and he’s had to stand up there and tell the lies he’s been told to spew.
Unfortunately, Dumbya is at least as stupid as he looks, and actually BELIEVES the bulls**t
Please “advance your agenda” out the goddamn door. You can pick up your final check at personnel.
April 3rd, 2006 at 11:18 pmThe Plame agonistes…
Scooter Libby’s defense team issues a few choice subpoenas……
April 4th, 2006 at 1:36 am