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Breaking:

By Nico Pitney on Apr 19th, 2006 at 9:34 am

Breaking:

Scott McClellan has resigned.

UPDATE: Holding back tears, McClellan announced the decision alongside President Bush this morning on the White House lawn. Bush: “One of these days, he and I will be rocking in chairs in Texas talking about the good old days of his time as the Press Secretary, and I can assure you, I will feel the same way then that I feel now that I can say to Scott: job well done.”

UPDATE II: “Also, longtime confidant and adviser Karl Rove is giving up oversight of policy development to focus more on politics with the approach of the fall midterm elections, a senior administration official said Wednesday.”



51 Responses to “Breaking:”

  1. unbelievable says:

    I’ll reserve my right to say ‘good’ until we know who is replacing him… :)


  2. DrSinker says:

    “I can no longer stand here and lie to you all and be convincing” – Scottie, to the press corps, 6/19/06.


  3. dumbstruck says:

    I’ll bet he’s lying.


  4. Cyra Brown says:

    I wonder if he will be giving the WH Press Corps a ‘Farewell Address’? Gonna miss your lying ass, Scotty! Buh-Bye!


  5. Bob says:

    Yippee! Yet another inconsequential player takes the fall for the sake of trying to sway public opinion (it, of course, won’t work). Bush, Cheney, Rove, Rumsfeld, Rice. The rest are window dressing.


  6. trueblue says:

    “Puffy Mc Moon-face?”
    Now who is Stephanie Miller going to torture?

    Oh Well. Rats off a sinking ship…


  7. rich says:

    so what they’ll just stand up another ottomaton


  8. rich says:

    so what they’ll just stand up another ottomaton


  9. Arne Langsetmo says:

    What a whiny little twit. He was almost crying. You know, like he was in pain because someone had stabbed him in the back numerous times for a period of years….

    He talked about working with Dubya again when they were both back in Texas … and said he hoped he’d get there before the preznit. I disagree.

    Cheers,


  10. Sofia says:

    I am sorry to see him go. He was such good comic relief in these depressing times!


  11. Preznit Pinhead says:

    Wouldn’t it be cool if he started to sing like a bird now that he’s out of the cage?

    Yeah, I know better but a guy can dream, can’t he?


  12. dumbstruck says:

    I think they should get Limbaugh for the job.


  13. Tim says:

    Josh B most likely gave him his walking papers. What he fails to understand is that Scotty was not really the problem. No one is able to bamboozle on their level in the face of overwhelming evidence. Dan Senor (or whoever) will have a little honeymoon period, but the lies will be plain to see and hard to defend no matter who is at the podium. In fact, some of the better journalists may hit him on a variety of fronts pretty quickly to see how his bamboozlement style contrasts with Puffy’s.


  14. Joe Sixpack says:

    Says he’s “ready to move on.” Bush says it’s gonna be hard to replace him.

    I mean, correct me if I’m wrong, but where you gonna find someone like Scottie who can stand up in front of the nation and tell such whopping and bald-faced lies without taking a deep breath?


  15. ElectricBassPlayer says:

    To possibly be replaced by the Minister of Disinformation, Tony Snow.

    We’ll now have the direct connection between FOX news and the White House.

    “Fair and balanced,” bullshit.


  16. Jay Randal says:

    Scotty Boy does not want to have to explain Bush calling himself “The Decider” > lol. George has put his silver foot into his mouth again and Scott can’t deal with that crap!


  17. Quadrajet says:

    #14 – Joe, I hear Tom Delay is available


  18. kindness says:

    I think they should dig up Max Headroom and have him serve as a WH Press Secretary.

    For those of you who don’t remember the Reagan years, google it.


  19. Goebbels says:

    “You did a heck of a job, Scotty!”


  20. dumbstruck says:

    The Whitehouse is pulling out all the stops to push the coming war with Iran and to prevent an embarassing landslide loss in the coming mid-term elections.


  21. Heynow says:

    They shoot the lying messenger… Bring on a new liar.


  22. Glenn Becker says:

    Spokesperson for that which cannot speak for itself … or is that spokesperson for the unspeakable? I forget.


  23. Jules says:

    What scares me is that Rove is “focusing on the mid-term elections. Here we go again. More swift-boating of democracts. More outright lies coming from that weasel.


  24. GURU^ says:

    Enjoy the knife in your back,Scotty.


  25. Pete Bogs says:

    Scotty is a worthless lump of ass, but he’s not the real problem… he represents the problems… get rid of Rove, Cheney and Chimpy and you’ve really done something… this change in focus for Rove isn’t really that; he’s always been a part of the Republicant smear machine at election time, whether it’s McCain’s lovechild or Kerry’s swiftboat… business as usual…



  26. lib4 says:

    Well now I guess he can work on his mom’s campaign for Governor of Texas against Bush buddy Rick Perry….

    Dont worry Scott you too will soon be thrown under the bus by Rove et al.

    buh-bye


  27. trueblue says:

    I think they should dig up Max Headroom and have him serve as a WH Press Secretary.

    For those of you who don’t remember the Reagan years, google it.

    Comment by kindness

    What a “blast from the past!”
    That was funny!


  28. GSD says:

    Looks like another floater got flushed. Have fun on the fecal flume ride Fudgie! You did a heckuva job lying to us Americans day in and day out, you should be proud.

    Have you taken up the job offer as the spokesman for the Duke Lacrosse Team?

    -GSD


  29. Michael from Tucson says:

    Don’t think of it as resigning Scotty think of it as “Moveing foreward”.
    (Just for kicks folks do a google for “Scott McClellan moveing foreward” without quotes…theres a bunch.)
    It truly feels like spring time:)
    Good day all!
    Michael


  30. Briseadh na Faire says:

    Personally, I would like to see Baghdad Bob get the job.


  31. wisedup says:

    Here is the test for tony snowjob to get the job: ‘Can you lie?’…answer ‘yes’….YOUR HIRED.


  32. Anon1 says:

    See ya Scotty. Thanks for all the lies.


  33. Jack says:

    They are 2 peas in a pod. Neither has a problem lying in their day job.

    Karl Rove is giving up oversight of policy development to focus more on politics

    Holy Smoly! You mean he can do more on politicizing everything everywhere… Hang on baby, Karl Roves malicious Swift Boating machine is coming to town.


  34. Hardy Haberman says:

    Guess Scotty is going to have to find his own bunker to survive Bush’s upcoming nuclear war. Also, I suspect Scotty was tired of being Bush’s pinata.


  35. Bush Is A Douchebag says:

    “1/3 of the people still like me. Mission accomplished, Scotty!”


  36. Jamie in Oregon says:

    Talking about Scottie, shrub said “One of these days, he and I are going to be rocking in chairs in Texas and talking about the good old days.” How about next Monday?


  37. MagnumDB says:

    That live CNN still makes me think of some tubby nerd at school who is trying so hard to hang out with the cooler, more popular kid. He looks affraid, yet in love, and in complete awe of his self described “hero.”

    Poor little tubby nerd. If only he had a better hero. A better idol. Perhaps Scotty will find his way. Or perhaps he is just a lost cause.


  38. bushsucks says:

    Apparently Karl will find it muuuuuch easier to lie to the press than Scott did.

    I have to wonder what “Good old days” bush is referring to when talking about while sitting in his rocking chair someday? Someone needs to start checking bush’s water glasses, especially when addressing the press – it looks more like he’s drinking vodka in there.


  39. Zookeeper says:

    After having essentially shitcanned Scottie, it was nice of Georgie to say all those sweet things about him. *gag*


  40. AvengingAngel says:

    Ongoing Investigation. Rewriting History. The President Knows Rove Wasn’t Involved. Crass Politics. These are just some of:
    “Scott McClellan’s Greatest Hits.”


  41. Jeffrey Stewart says:

    If he starts World War III by using nuclear weapons on Iran I guarantee those two won’t be sitting down in Texas in rocking chairs.

    Mr. McClellan must have used up his lifetime quota of lies.


  42. hotfroggy+ says:

    while they replace snotty ~ lets replace the white house press core with molly ivans, maureen dowd, david cole (he’s sometime there?), wayne madeson, steve clemmons, atrios, reddhead at fire dog lake, billmon, ohh and lets include the rude pundit! he/she should be very articulate with some juicy questions!, i’m sure you guys can come up with a whole list of folks who can ask real-life questions! sooo let’s get going!


  43. genevaberne says:

    Farewell, Shoddy McClellan! Goodnight and goodluck! Not!


  44. JIMBO says:

    Bye, PORKY! Now I’ll have to find someone to harass. :) Porky, if I ever see you on the street , I’ll just come up and slap your fat face all over town, you fat little bitch.


  45. meg_mac says:

    *sniff* *hiccup* *blubber*…… does anyone have a hanky?????


  46. Innocent Bystander says:

    Good for Scottie!

    He can devote the rest of his life trying to find his personal integrity.


  47. Mikey says:

    From a yahoo article – ‘”It is an opportunity as we continue to work through this transition to bring new faces and new members to the team to help enact the president’s agenda,” a senior White House official said.’

    Will they never realize that Bush’s poll ratings and image don’t have anything to do with the administration’s public face. It’s more to do with the lies coming out of the public face. Well here’s an idea, bring on new members who DON’T LIE ABOUT EVERYTHING!!!


  48. booker says:

    I’m sure they’ll be having a little makeup “tete-a-tete” in the Lincoln bedroom tonight. Anybody seen that male escort/reporter scumming around?


  49. The Great Society :: McClellan Resigns as Press Secretary :: April :: 2006 says:

    [...] Think Progress has the story: Holding back tears, McClellan announced the decision alongside President Bush this morning on the White House lawn. Bush: “One of these days, he and I will be rocking in chairs in Texas talking about the good old days of his time as the Press Secretary, and I can assure you, I will feel the same way then that I feel now that I can say to Scott: job well done.” [...]


  50. McClellan Resigns as Press Secretary :: SOTUblog says:

    [...] Think Progress has the story: Holding back tears, McClellan announced the decision alongside President Bush this morning on the White House lawn. Bush: “One of these days, he and I will be rocking in chairs in Texas talking about the good old days of his time as the Press Secretary, and I can assure you, I will feel the same way then that I feel now that I can say to Scott: job well done.” [...]



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