“Hezbollian” attacks.
President Bush’s new made-up word to describe the rocket launches against Israel.
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It’s just his strategery for liberating the Englishonian Language.
July 19th, 2006 at 10:49 amIt’s hez bolli, and if you don’t play by hez rules, he’ll go home and take it with him.
I’m just surprised Bush doesn’t call them Hellzapoppin.
July 19th, 2006 at 10:53 amThe Hezbollian attacks have killed many Israelers and the Palestinicks must decide which side they are on. See its that simple.
July 19th, 2006 at 10:53 amGorge Dubya Bush
Commander of Chimpiness
maybe the buttered roll he was chomping on while uttering those words interferred with his pronounciation. Yo Blair!
July 19th, 2006 at 10:57 amIt’s long past the time for cute jokes and rolling eyes regarding this obomination of a president. (Though they are all good posts ) But this is serious. We are all in grave danger and we need to remove him. He is unbalanced and there is far too much at stake. It should be crushingly and alarmingly obvious
July 19th, 2006 at 11:01 amAh come on King Prince Dickwad…enamorate!
For a complete list of the high thoughts, and cerebrul decisions of our articulate leader google “Bushisms”. He has set the pie higher.
July 19th, 2006 at 11:02 amIN Contrast, the retaliation was so ISRAELIAN!
July 19th, 2006 at 11:03 amOh jesus christ… handing out unwanted back rubs etc… will he just come back, he makes an ass out of him self and us more abroad than at home….
July 19th, 2006 at 11:03 amGW is a drunk, therefore he speaks like a drunkard.
July 19th, 2006 at 11:05 amI’m surprised TWJ even reported this about their fearless leader.
July 19th, 2006 at 11:09 amEarth to shrubby…earth to shrub–spellcheck yer teleprompter, or git yer earhole reamed for the correct one way feed. God may be tryin’ to git thru, ya dummy…earth out.
July 19th, 2006 at 11:10 amBush is a certified moron who needs massive dosages of prozac and thorizine! He is too retarded to remain as president of the US > he must resign or be impeached ASAP!
July 19th, 2006 at 11:14 amI may be mistaken, but I might have heard that word first from Tony Snow at yesterday’s press briefing. I don’t have a transcript.
July 19th, 2006 at 11:16 amWe should not misunderestimate Bush. Our children is learning!
There is no malfeance going on here.
Oh, Hell’s Bellzian.
July 19th, 2006 at 11:17 am#5
July 19th, 2006 at 11:17 amOf course, you’re right - we all agree, I am sure. But removing him from office is proving to be impossible. At the risk of sounding like a die-hard Cubs fan, “maybe next year.”
I don’t see nothin wrong with makin up stuff.
July 19th, 2006 at 11:18 amHezbollian, huh? I’ll bet Bush really thinks he’s James T. Kirk.
July 19th, 2006 at 11:19 am#17
July 19th, 2006 at 11:29 amHe’ll show up at the next G8 meeting crashing through the door in a tuck and roll with his shirt ripped and half torn off. Just hope he doesn’t get phaser happy.
It really isn’t funny anymore. His “performance” at the G8 was embarrassing and totally outrageous. Not only is he painfully stupid, his arrogance is just too much to take anymore. It is so DAMN FRUSTRATING.
July 19th, 2006 at 11:32 amI kickassify.
July 19th, 2006 at 11:37 amSuck it, english language!
July 19th, 2006 at 11:38 amIt’s part of my Constitutional war powers to suspend the english language
July 19th, 2006 at 11:39 amI ain’t that’s bigs of a fan of the englash langwage anyhoo.
Git r done I’ll tell you what man
July 19th, 2006 at 11:42 amDumbya should be told about Mark Twain’s comment that “it is better to keep one’s mouth shut and be thought a fool, than to open it and remove all doubt.” (I say he should be told, because I can’t visualize him reading anything other that “My Pet Goat”)
July 19th, 2006 at 11:58 amIm so proud to have Archie Bunker as my president.
July 19th, 2006 at 12:16 pmThen spreading Democracy by dropping bombs must be an “American” act, right?
July 19th, 2006 at 12:24 pmBush makes Forrest Gump look like a genius.
July 19th, 2006 at 12:47 pmRonald Reagan was a mediocre actor. GW Bush is a funest clown.
July 19th, 2006 at 1:14 pmAnd well, launching missiles is a Nazi/USA invention. Ask Werner Von Braun.
July 19th, 2006 at 1:15 pmThis latest incomprehensible utterance illustrates the last of the four types of Bush gaffes. The first, Accidental Truth, involves Bush inadvertently saying what he actually feels or believes. The second, What He Really Meant, are those cases where the discerning observer can find the actual intent of Bush’s words that had been sadly lost in his lack of familiarity with English. The third, Post-Modern Dyslexia, involves President Bush changing the order, conjugation or tense of words to render the mundane incomprehensible. Last, as in the case of Bush “going on with his life”, is the What the F**k? category, where the meaning of Bush’s words are hidden to man and God alike.
For the full analysis, see:
July 19th, 2006 at 1:46 pm“On W’s Words of Wisdom.”
United States to Israel: you have one more week to blast Hizbullah
The US is giving Israel a window of a week to inflict maximum damage on Hizbullah before weighing in behind international calls for a ceasefire in Lebanon, according to British, European and Israeli sources.
READ SOURCE GUARDIAN NEWSPAPER
July 19th, 2006 at 2:17 pmBush vetoed the bill that could have helped him in the future - wiat a minute, implantation of stem cells will not cure moronity - or will it?
Dont know for ssure, but might helps his Alzheimers.
July 19th, 2006 at 3:16 pmI bet that it will be undistinguishable from the actual state when he gets alzheimer…
July 19th, 2006 at 3:31 pmA little like Bushonian Stupidity.
July 19th, 2006 at 4:49 pm# 5
July 19th, 2006 at 11:04 pmYou have eloquently expressed my greatest dread…