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I am just trying to figure out who over at MSNBC she’s been blowin.
August 29th, 2006 at 2:26 pmCaption contest entry:
August 29th, 2006 at 2:26 pmShe was a tabloid-chaser at Fox, and now she’s a tabloid-chaser at MSNBC. Olbermann was right when he called her dumber than a bag of rocks.
August 29th, 2006 at 2:26 pmIs this news that’s fit to air or print? I’m glad I got rid of my TV. Too much crap fed to the lowly masses.
August 29th, 2006 at 2:26 pmRita Cosby is vile.
bwahahaha.
August 29th, 2006 at 2:27 pmOh well, guess we just need to get back to Natalie Holloway now. The break was nice though. Thanks John.
Peace
August 29th, 2006 at 2:27 pmWhy didn’t you love ME?
August 29th, 2006 at 2:28 pmMan Thinkprogessive loves this stupid Karr story. And I thought this was a political blog. Hrmm.
August 29th, 2006 at 2:29 pmCaption contest entry:
August 29th, 2006 at 2:29 pm#7 - Bill: I think the proper reply would be “You’re too old”…:)
August 29th, 2006 at 2:30 pmWas she asking for an autograph?
August 29th, 2006 at 2:30 pm“Im Rita Cosby.” she said in a awkwardly male raspy voice.
August 29th, 2006 at 2:33 pm“I’ll write you everday my love”
August 29th, 2006 at 2:33 pm!!! Caption Contest!!!
Rita Cosby: Wait… where are you going? We have to get TOTAL COVERAGE!
August 29th, 2006 at 2:34 pmHunter S. Thompson: You’re fired.
Caption:
August 29th, 2006 at 2:35 pm“I could be your JonBenet! See? I’m blonde!”
Wow — they were right. You do look like Jon Bonet.
August 29th, 2006 at 2:35 pmLooks like she’s trying to get Yanni’s autograph.
August 29th, 2006 at 2:36 pmRita sounds like Will Farrell doing Janet Reno.
August 29th, 2006 at 2:36 pmToday´s journalism. One more stupid story to divert from real issues.
August 29th, 2006 at 2:36 pmshe looks so pathetic.
August 29th, 2006 at 2:37 pmI’m sorry they report on Britney and Tom Cruise’s baby, and things like that. I wish they would just report what I want to hear, about Bush’s impeachement and the tomorrow’s World Peace Picnic in Mesopotamia. But I don’t have to join their crazed celebrity irrelevant story mania, do I? When does our whining about irrelevant puff journalism become what it eats?
August 29th, 2006 at 2:37 pmRita Cosby is a the poster child for DUMB BLONDES
August 29th, 2006 at 2:38 pmJohn Henry, just shut up and drink the kool aid like the rest of us. Yummy. I love Rita, she is so, so so so so so manly?
August 29th, 2006 at 2:38 pm“Say it ain’t so, John Mark Karr! Say it ain’t so!
Damn. Get my realtor on the phone and tell her to cancel the deal.”
August 29th, 2006 at 2:40 pmRita Cosby was the inspiration for the character ‘Doctor Girlfriend’ on The Venture Brothers. ^_^
August 29th, 2006 at 2:41 pmI bet she has a spare pair of soiled panties ready in the other hand.
August 29th, 2006 at 2:41 pmCAPTION CONTEST:
August 29th, 2006 at 2:41 pmOf all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.Casablanca, spoken by Humphrey Bogart
why is this accused criminal sitting in the front seat?
August 29th, 2006 at 2:47 pmHi Juan,
August 29th, 2006 at 2:49 pmI think I like yours much better than mine!
I am just trying to figure out who over at MSNBC she’s been blowin.
Comment by WORFEUS — August 29, 2006 @ 2:26 pm
that explains her voice…
August 29th, 2006 at 2:49 pmwow, haha… this picture is just too much.
I can’t stand her show… listening to her voice for 30 seconds is just pure torture, and then once you see what ridiculous headline she’s chasing that night… it makes you feel like you’re watching Fox.
If MSNBC was smart they’d show this hack the door.
August 29th, 2006 at 2:49 pmIt’s OK: more people get their news from newspapers left on subways than MSNBC.
August 29th, 2006 at 2:51 pmI think I like yours much better than mine!
Comment by trueblue — August 29, 2006 @ 2:49 pm
hELLO, TRUE!!! It took me a while but I found it. Yours was good too. :)
August 29th, 2006 at 2:55 pmSee you later!
Caption contest.
“Remember. My place at 5:00″
August 29th, 2006 at 2:55 pmI’m not sure which one is more frightening!
August 29th, 2006 at 2:57 pmCaption Contest: (surprised no one has done this yet)
“oh…..Billy…”
Midnight Express
August 29th, 2006 at 2:59 pmCaption contest:
“Hey John — if you see Michael Jackson at one of your club meetings, tell him I love HIM too!”
August 29th, 2006 at 2:59 pmOne thing is certain: She is not afraid of facing a declared child murderer.
August 29th, 2006 at 2:59 pmCaption: Please put your hand on the window up against mine, John Mark. We will feel the chill of our blood flowing together.
August 29th, 2006 at 3:00 pmSee you soon, Juan!
August 29th, 2006 at 3:02 pmSee what happens when you whore yourself?
Yes, children — Rita Cosby
*shudder*
August 29th, 2006 at 3:06 pmJohn, John don’t do it! This is how you’ll end up after the sex change operation!
August 29th, 2006 at 3:08 pmWhat should make the news is americans love to watch this crap.
What does it say about us?
Selected Reality!
August 29th, 2006 at 3:10 pmHow pitiful.
August 29th, 2006 at 3:13 pm:|
I’m not sure, but I think she’s asking him for a date.
August 29th, 2006 at 3:15 pmIt looks like a bad scene from the Poseidon adventure. Thanks for the chuckle, where is that little troglodyte that was on Larry King, you know the expert on voice recognition.
August 29th, 2006 at 3:15 pm“… and their eyes met… in an instant… love at first sight…”
August 29th, 2006 at 3:17 pmWhat should make the news is americans love to watch this crap.
What does it say about us?
Comment by west virginia hillbilly — August 29, 2006 @ 3:10 pm
I’m not sure what it says about you.
I don’t watch Cosby, or any of her altar-egos (i.e Paula Zahn).
But I AM paying attention to the REAL story here.
The REAL story, is WHY did this clown confess right after a US District Court ruled against the Bush administrations illegal spying program?
Thats the real story.
August 29th, 2006 at 3:19 pmDon’t you feel bad for the poor little reporter Rita is sitting on? CALLING GSD. CALLING GSD. Help us out here. I know you will have the great line we’ve been waiting for.
August 29th, 2006 at 3:22 pmCaption Contest;
John!, John! Please, I beg you! Let me interview you I gurantee you a life of fried prawns, champagne,first class tickets and security guards, fame and fortune for me, err, I mean you John!!
August 29th, 2006 at 3:24 pmHow pitiful.
Comment by Jeanne
We have a winner!
August 29th, 2006 at 3:25 pmWorfeus,
I posted a link to raw story on another thread - they’re going to subpoena the WH in the wiretapping case!
Wonder how that’s gonna fly?
August 29th, 2006 at 3:28 pmKarr and Cosby are a bad enough convergence of media whoredom, but what the H-E-dubblehockysticks is Goldberg doing driving the car?!?!
At least it wasn’t Big Poppa Pump.
August 29th, 2006 at 3:30 pmHey Zooey!
August 29th, 2006 at 3:30 pmNice to see you during the day.
Hi true,
I’m home for lunch — catching up with the sad state of things.
You have things well in hand!
August 29th, 2006 at 3:31 pm“Really, John. I’m only this many years old. You can hallucinate that can’t you? At least until my career gets going? Please?”
August 29th, 2006 at 3:32 pmTruly hers is the face of today’s capitalist, corporate media: Desperate and craven.
“This is Throaty McHoarse Voice selling my soul for another tabloid story.”
August 29th, 2006 at 3:32 pmIt might just be me, but I wouldn’t put a necklace on a neck like that….
August 29th, 2006 at 3:33 pmNah, just bored, Zoo.
August 29th, 2006 at 3:33 pmIt might just be me, but I wouldn’t put a necklace on a neck like that….
Comment by Zooey
HA! Funny.
August 29th, 2006 at 3:37 pm(I wish I knew how to type out that cat-ty sound!)
(meeeeow)
:)
Back to the courthouse…I hope TP puts something else up before I get home, the picture of that cow almost made me puke. I may not hold down lunch as it is!
Later!
August 29th, 2006 at 3:38 pmGet the bad guys!
August 29th, 2006 at 3:39 pm(Did you hear? They got Warren Jeffs!)
Wonder how that’s gonna fly?
Comment by trueblue — August 29, 2006 @ 3:28 pm
I don’t know but here, let me take a shot at it.
As soon as they’re making headway, ANOTHER child molester will confess to the Jon Bonet killing?
Or maybe Jimmy Hoffa’s body will suddenly be found???
:|
Am I getting warm?
August 29th, 2006 at 3:49 pmThroaty McHoarse
Comment by Jeffrey Stewart — August 29, 2006 @ 3:32 pm
Now THATS funny.
August 29th, 2006 at 3:51 pmRAW STORY ACQUIRES BUSH SUBPOENA OVER
NSA WIRETAPS; AVAILABLE HERE AT 4:30 EST…
It’s getting interesting, Worfeus. Just saw that over @ raw story.
Unfortunately, right under that banner is a story of Arlen Spector’s bill on wiretapping that would actually give the Pres. MORE power!
Sometimes I just want to scream.
August 29th, 2006 at 3:53 pm#1: “I am just trying to figure out who over at MSNBC she’s been blowin.” Everyone, including the women. Throaty McScruffington didn’t get that voice by being shy.
August 29th, 2006 at 3:56 pmWell now the MSM can waste a thousand more news cycles and ignore the real stories, again.
Polygamist fugitive Warren Jeffs arrested in Nevada
2 hours, 54 minutes ago
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) -
Warren Steed Jeffs, the fugitive leader of a polygamist Mormon sect and one of the FBI’s 10 most wanted, was arrested in a routine traffic stop outside Las Vegas, the Nevada Highway Patrol and FBI said on Tuesday.
Nevada Highway Patrol Lt. Steve Cabrales said Jeffs was apprehended after being pulled over by a trooper on Monday night.
August 29th, 2006 at 3:59 pmMaybe Rita can promise to become his umpteenth wife if he’ll give her the exclusive.
Oh wait.
She’s well over 15.
He’s never go for it.
August 29th, 2006 at 4:00 pmI love all your caption comments!!!..my first thought was ” JOHN!! HOW DO STAY SO THIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.” It she DESPERATE for a story or what…her ratings are in the dumper. Her statement that Democrates are after the ‘Hoodlum vote’…was the end of her job.
August 29th, 2006 at 4:01 pmHe was a legit bad guy though, Worfeus.
Marrying off 13 year olds to far older men….
August 29th, 2006 at 4:01 pmWisedup,
That one just zoomed to the top of my favorite caption list!!!
August 29th, 2006 at 4:03 pmWorfeus, this whole ruse stunk to high heaven from day one and had GOP writen all over it. All you have to do is go back look at a few People magazines over the last ten years and see what stories were the biggest , follow some media outlets, look at the hang time of these stories and an eighth grader could have picked 3 or 4 unsolved”mysteries” to float a ruse. It reminds of the scene from Burnt by the Sun where the zepplin like banners of Stalin are flowing beautifully in the countryside, while the purge is beginning.
August 29th, 2006 at 4:03 pmMan, a picture is worth a thousand words. This is the poster for the majority of the American media. They’re all probably saying, “Damn, why can’t that be me getting in his face”.
Sad, very sad.
Surely not surprising.
The fight will now be on for that first “Prime Time Interview” with the crazy guy. He will be laughing all the way to the bank and the media will be frothing at the mouth trying to outdo and out-scoop everyone else. It is revolting.
August 29th, 2006 at 4:05 pmWell , boys and girls , turn the “lady” off and let us keep this thing pure;y liberal and progressive . Who needs another tabloid.
August 29th, 2006 at 4:06 pmCaption Contest Entry:
Rita: Are you feeling sad right now? Is this the saddest day of your life?
(Sorry, but that’s all she seemed to be able to ask Tom DeLay.)
August 29th, 2006 at 4:12 pmIn a perfect world she Rita Cosby would feel as stupid as she looks.
August 29th, 2006 at 4:16 pmRita’s face - poster child for an embarassingly obsessed media.
August 29th, 2006 at 4:24 pmCAPTION:
“Hey Marky…how do these choppers look?”
August 29th, 2006 at 4:41 pmI see romance….
August 29th, 2006 at 4:49 pm#29 why is this accused criminal sitting in the front seat?
Comment by katy — August 29, 2006 @ 2:47 pm
That’s where the car seat is.
August 29th, 2006 at 4:54 pmCaption contest:
Let go of my hair!
August 29th, 2006 at 4:56 pmDamn it, John! You can’t do this to me! I was just starting to get some air time again!
August 29th, 2006 at 4:57 pmCaption Contest:
“Lady,thank goodness I can’t hear THAT voice through this window.”
August 29th, 2006 at 5:08 pmTwo voyeurs gazing
August 29th, 2006 at 5:08 pmIn rapture at each other,
Like twins separated at birth.
Rita has no idea.
I am amazed people still give a crap about this guy. He’s done, stick a fork in him.
August 29th, 2006 at 5:15 pmHe was a legit bad guy though, Worfeus.
Marrying off 13 year olds to far older men….
Comment by trueblue — August 29, 2006 @ 4:01 pm
Oh I know. I know all about Warren Jeffs and the Reorganized Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.
So all I can do is sit back and say “WOW”.
What luck AGAIN for the President.
People were JUST starting to look at the reasons Karr confessed, and examine the involvement of the Department of Homeland Security in a 10 year old murder case where the suspect was in Thailand, not the US.
People were JUST starting to say, “hmmmmmm…..”.
And WALLA!
ANOTHER Child molester that they’ve ALSO been looking for for 10 years is suddenly captured.
And now watch as Karr becomes the amazing disappearing story.
POOF!
Its magic.
August 29th, 2006 at 5:18 pm“But John I have caviar and shrimp, stop, wait”
August 29th, 2006 at 5:20 pmCaption Contest:
The sick! And the sick groupie!
August 29th, 2006 at 5:21 pmShe still belongs on FOX News. She’s a pathetic fool that fit in there nicely.
August 29th, 2006 at 5:25 pmRita’s a pimple on the ass of progress. She needs to be lanced.
The real question is, if, as it now definitively appears, Karr cooked up his “confession” to get his 15 minutes of fame, why isn’t he being arrested for fraud?
The citizens of Boulder, who footed the bill for his lavish trip from Thailand, and all the thousands of dollars in investigative time and effort (and, let’s not forget, DNA tests aren’t cheap either), have a right to demand that he be held accountable for his flight of fancy/fancy flight, either criminally or, given that he’s about to profit from this whole episode, civilly.
August 29th, 2006 at 5:37 pmCAPTION
Hey John, John…JOHN!!! Guess where my right hand is?
August 29th, 2006 at 5:41 pmThe real question is, if, as it now definitively appears, Karr cooked up his “confession†to get his 15 minutes of fame, why isn’t he being arrested for fraud?
Psst…he’s crazy. Hard to convict someone of anything if they’re nutty.
August 29th, 2006 at 5:43 pmI’d let her blow me.
August 29th, 2006 at 5:45 pmI am so sick of that woman! And I only watch her enough to quickly change the channel! I find her one of the most annoying people on TV. It appears I’m not the only one either. As soon as I heard that Karr’s ex wife said he was in another state with family for Christmas I crossed him off the list of killers. I don’t want to hear anymore about him, unless they really think he did it. This overkill on sensational news has got to stop! Notice how Iraq doesn’t get that much coverage?
August 29th, 2006 at 5:45 pmSo many captions, so little time…here’s mine:
“John, pleeease give me a personal DNA sample!”
August 29th, 2006 at 5:51 pmOkay, one more caption entry:
“Wait! John! Do you have my panties?”
August 29th, 2006 at 5:56 pmHow is this yokel even getting air time? She related to Bill somehow?
August 29th, 2006 at 5:57 pm98 She’s a big fan of the Jell-o pudding, you see.
August 29th, 2006 at 5:59 pm99 - EEWWWW!
August 29th, 2006 at 6:00 pm“I’ll confess to anything - just get the car moving!”
August 29th, 2006 at 6:03 pm“That’s her, Officer.”
August 29th, 2006 at 6:09 pmI wonder if people know when that picture was snapped the car was doing 60?
August 29th, 2006 at 6:11 pmCAPTION:
“John,don’t you think I look a bit like Jon Benet”?
August 29th, 2006 at 6:12 pmFor the love of God my skirts caught in the door!
Rita Cosby
August 29th, 2006 at 6:12 pmFor the love of God my skirts caught in the door!
Rita Cosby
We know.
[Good one Worfeus.]
August 29th, 2006 at 6:16 pmI wish I could stick around for all the great captions, but I have to head home.
Worfeus, you’re on a roll, keep it up!
‘Night, all!
August 29th, 2006 at 6:22 pmCaption contest–”Do you date older women?”
August 29th, 2006 at 6:25 pmON SECOND THOUGHt–” Do you molest older women?”
August 29th, 2006 at 6:28 pmWould it be possible for me to confess?
Rita Cosby
August 29th, 2006 at 6:49 pm“You’re cute. Can I give you my number? No? How ’bout the driver?” - Rita Cosby
August 29th, 2006 at 6:51 pmWere you going to eat that last King Prawn?
Rita Cosby
August 29th, 2006 at 6:55 pm“Oh, my God. Is that voice coming our of HER???” - John Mark Karr
August 29th, 2006 at 6:59 pmI concede, Worfeus. Yours is the superior. Have a good night, everyone.
August 29th, 2006 at 7:05 pmIts all good.
August 29th, 2006 at 7:21 pm:|
Whose gonna pay for all that booze you charged on my Discover card?
Rita Cosby
August 29th, 2006 at 7:28 pmMake sure you scroll up and look at the picture on that last one.
August 29th, 2006 at 7:29 pmDon’t look at her
The Driver.
Just keep going man
The Guy In The Back Seat
August 29th, 2006 at 7:32 pmIts all good.
Comment by WORFEUS — August 29, 2006 @ 7:21 pm
I agree and yours are great. I like trips first one very much (My pen).
August 29th, 2006 at 7:33 pmI wish I could come up with something on the person next to Ritas camera–with the weird hat?? Someone help me on this.
August 29th, 2006 at 7:36 pmActually, Karr’s choice of style is quite catching. I think I will go straight to Wal-Mart, buy about 7 different “Golf Shirts” (one for each day of the week). And wear them completely buttoned up all the time. Of course I will need 7 pairs of the same rayon kahki pants to go with. Also my frame never really matured so I can still fit in the underoos.
August 29th, 2006 at 7:36 pm116 and 118 go together.
August 29th, 2006 at 7:36 pmThe person next to Rita was a tourist, waiting to get on the Today show, but got sidetracked.
August 29th, 2006 at 7:37 pmI wish I could come up with something on the person next to Ritas camera–with the weird hat?? Someone help me on this.
Comment by Joefriday — August 29, 2006 @ 7:36 pm
:|
Beat it lady.
He said he didn’t want none.
August 29th, 2006 at 7:38 pm“Are you really going to call me?”
August 29th, 2006 at 7:38 pmI wish I could come up with something on the person next to Ritas camera–with the weird hat?? Someone help me on this.
Comment by Joefriday — August 29, 2006 @ 7:36 pm
Your nose is steaming up my lens
August 29th, 2006 at 7:38 pmI wish I could come up with something on the person next to Ritas camera–with the weird hat?? Someone help me on this.
Comment by Joefriday — August 29, 2006 @ 7:36 pm
Could you turn your head lady?
Your nose shadows blocking my view finder.
August 29th, 2006 at 7:39 pmI wish I could come up with something on the person next to Ritas camera–with the weird hat?? Someone help me on this.
Comment by Joefriday — August 29, 2006 @ 7:36 pm
Hey aren’t you that Greta Van Sunburn?
August 29th, 2006 at 7:42 pmSee, this is much better than carrying the weight of the world on our shoulders. On top of that the trolls got nothing to say because, they have no sense of humour. I got it!…”I gotta get a picture of that guys ear!”.
August 29th, 2006 at 7:50 pmCaption Contest: “That’s right five… my employers are offering you five million dollars to rape and murder some other little blond white girl.”
August 29th, 2006 at 8:10 pm“Nooo! My mealticket! I’m meeeeeeeelllltiiiiiing… mmmeeeeelllllttttting….”
August 29th, 2006 at 8:16 pmCaption Contest: “That’s right five… my employers are offering you five million dollars to rape and murder some other little blond white girl.â€
Comment by G.W.SuperChrist — August 29, 2006 @ 8:10 pm
Hands down winner!! However, G.W. we have to take off points for the long thinking time.
August 29th, 2006 at 8:17 pmJohn says: ‘Beat it MISTER’…mean while no one noticed the man next to her is Osoma Bin Lauden!
August 29th, 2006 at 8:40 pmThanks for the nod Joefriday… but all my thinking hasn’t helped me come up with shit on that freaked out looking cop or that freak looking photographer.
August 29th, 2006 at 8:52 pmOT,
Watched video related to the Warren Jeffs arrest, well the brand new Red Escalade, all Sony Viao laptops, buch of cell phones. Funny this guy knows about all the nicest shit to buy, and is the money coming from the dupes in Colorado City?
August 29th, 2006 at 9:05 pmThanks for the nod Joefriday… but all my thinking hasn’t helped me come up with shit on that freaked out looking cop or that freak looking photographer.
Comment by G.W.SuperChrist — August 29, 2006 @ 8:52 pm
No problem -that was good. Me too, I am going to be thinking about that all night-that person with the disposable camera and funky red/white/ and blue cap. Damn there is something funny in that.
August 29th, 2006 at 9:08 pmOT,
Watched video related to the Warren Jeffs arrest, well the brand new Red Escalade, all Sony Viao laptops, buch of cell phones. Funny this guy knows about all the nicest shit to buy, and is the money coming from the dupes in Colorado City?
And it was all in Vegas too, WTF?
August 29th, 2006 at 9:12 pmWait, I am only 6 years old.
August 29th, 2006 at 10:03 pmCaption Contest-
August 29th, 2006 at 10:28 pmRita was stunned as she watched her ‘Ratings Bonanza’ story being led away, taking her dreams with him. She then started to do what she usually did when she was upset. Yes, it was that stupid, “Im in a see-through box” mime routine.
Caption contest:
Cop to driver: Just frickin’ drive! The hyena is loose!
August 29th, 2006 at 10:37 pmI need my housekeys back
Rita Cosby
August 30th, 2006 at 12:04 amWait! Just eat a few more plates of mashed potatoes, and your neck will look just like mine! Call me….!
Rita Cosby
August 30th, 2006 at 12:13 amCan you guys give me a ride to Nevada?
Rita Cosby
August 30th, 2006 at 12:19 amUhhh…we have a weight restriction.
The Driver
August 30th, 2006 at 12:22 amBut I gotta get to the Jeffs hearing.
Rita Cosby
August 30th, 2006 at 12:25 amBut I just had the tires balanced.
The Driver
August 30th, 2006 at 12:26 amI wish I could come up with something on the person next to Ritas camera–with the weird hat?? Someone help me on this.
Comment by Joefriday — August 29, 2006 @ 7:36 pm
Are you sure this guy was Doogie Howser?
August 30th, 2006 at 12:38 amI need those DNA samples back.
Rita Cosby
August 30th, 2006 at 12:50 amSorry Zooey, got carried away.
I need to get a life.
August 30th, 2006 at 12:58 amGod help me, Worfeus, so do I. :)
At least we’re entertaining each other!
August 30th, 2006 at 1:05 amI don’t usually like to rag on other women’s looks too much, but damn, that Rita Cosby is such a vampire, she brings it on herself.
She’s dumber than six bags of hair.
August 30th, 2006 at 1:07 amI’m havin a ball over here.
August 30th, 2006 at 1:07 amAsk her if she’ll ride in the trunk.
The Driver
August 30th, 2006 at 1:08 amWe’ll get better traction if she rides in the trunk, but the gas mileage will tank.
The Driver.
August 30th, 2006 at 1:10 amI don’t usually like to rag on other women’s looks too much, but damn, that Rita Cosby is such a vampire, she brings it on herself.
Comment by Zooey — August 30, 2006 @ 1:07 am
Oh shes not that ugly or anything. She just exudes a greasy sleasiness that begs to be mocked.
Shes like the E-PIT-O-MEE of the sleazy gutter reporter. She’s like one step up from the Papparazi and here they are giving her a show. She doesn’t verify facts, she blurts out everything immediately as facts before confirming.
She’s had more retractions than Oprahs best seller list.
August 30th, 2006 at 1:11 amWorfeus,
Look at that guy next to Sexy Rita — the one with the camo jacket and American flag hat — think that’s Rita’s booty call? Maybe she just couldn’t shake him…
August 30th, 2006 at 1:12 amAt least we won’t need chains at Vail pass.
The Driver
August 30th, 2006 at 1:14 amI think Rita’s worse than any paparazzi. At least those scum bags are honest about what they do, unlike our Madam Rita.
August 30th, 2006 at 1:15 amYea. I wrote several captions for him. My favorite was…
Are you sure this guy was Doogie Howser?
The Guy in the Hat
August 30th, 2006 at 1:16 amMama?
John Mark Karr
August 30th, 2006 at 1:16 amAre you sure this guy was Doogie Howser?
The Guy in the Hat
Oh, I thought you meant the cop. It didn’t make sense…
August 30th, 2006 at 1:17 amWe’re gonna need a Livestock permit going through Wyoming.
The Driver
August 30th, 2006 at 1:17 amI wish I could come up with something on the person next to Ritas camera–with the weird hat?? Someone help me on this.
Comment by Joefriday — August 29, 2006 @ 7:36 pm
Why’d you think I kept referencing this?
August 30th, 2006 at 1:18 amI just can’t understand Zooey, why she’s on MSNBC and not Fox.
I bet she’ll be on Fox within 1 year.
August 30th, 2006 at 1:22 amI don’t know…it’s 10:30 p.m., my brain turns into a pumpkin at 10.
I like the livestock permit…
I’m outta here, Worfeus. I’ll check back in the morning to see if you’ve bested yourself. You have a true gift for the Caption Contest!
August 30th, 2006 at 1:24 amSeriously though Zooey, don’t you think its just a little more than interesting that the day after we find out this clown didn’t do it (just like we thought) now suddenly Warren Jeffs, ANOTHER child molester is captured?
I am really starting to feel like Truman here.
August 30th, 2006 at 1:24 ammaybe she could give him one of her chins.
August 30th, 2006 at 1:25 amI thought Mistress Rita came from Fox? I don’t know what I’m basing that on, just an assumption on my part.
August 30th, 2006 at 1:25 amOh ok Zooey. See you later.
I’m submitting my 6:55 entry as my official entry for the caption contest.
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Rita Cosby
Comment by WORFEUS — August 29, 2006 @ 6:55 pm
August 30th, 2006 at 1:26 amYou’re right, Worfeus. All these child molesters climbing out of the woodwork is just too convenient — too perfect.
Jeffs in a Caddy in Vegas…Rita’s going to have an on-air orgasm.
That did it, now I’m sick…
Goodnight, Worfeus. :)
August 30th, 2006 at 1:28 am“I’m not sure which one is more frightening!
Comment by sam”
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Rita’s the scariest.
Lying pedophiles and murder victims come and go, but Rita keeps coming back, night after night, with that VOICE.
Back when her show was on after Keith Olberman’s, I had to remember to have the remote in hand at the end of the show so that I didn’t have to hear her speak.
And I’ve always wondered, how would someone with an irritating voice like hers be hired as an ‘on-air’ reporter in the first place?
August 30th, 2006 at 4:57 amI just took another look at the picture (great shot BTW) and thought to myself, these are two rather pathetic people each in their own way aren’t they?
What do you think the cop was thinking at that moment?
As far as this being another ‘distraction’ orchestrated by the WH, who knows?
August 30th, 2006 at 5:18 amIt’s not outside the realm of possibility, but this one in my opinion was the typical media-driven lunacy.
Obligatory Geek Caption:
Ritas Cosby stars in The Wrath of Karr
“KAAAAAARRR!”
August 30th, 2006 at 8:40 amCaption Contest:
Rita Cosby: Wait! Don’t you want to hear my Harvey Fierstein impersonation again?
August 30th, 2006 at 9:06 amSorry, Everyone, but if I don’t get this out of my head, it’ll explode. With apologies to John Lennon and Paul McCartney.
Growly Rita,
TV maid,
Where would we be without you?
Why must we sit and
Listen to you spew?
Okay. I’ll stop now. Have a good day.
August 30th, 2006 at 9:43 am