Comments on: MSNBC’s Rita Cosby: http://thinkprogress.org/2006/08/29/msnbcs-rita-cosby/ Thu, 26 Nov 2009 19:44:53 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 By: Wayne A. Schneider http://thinkprogress.org/2006/08/29/msnbcs-rita-cosby/comment-page-4/#comment-762678 Wayne A. Schneider Wed, 30 Aug 2006 13:43:23 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2006/08/29/msnbcs-rita-cosby/#comment-762678 Sorry, Everyone, but if I don't get this out of my head, it'll explode. With apologies to John Lennon and Paul McCartney. Growly Rita, TV maid, Where would we be without you? Why must we sit and Listen to you spew? Okay. I'll stop now. Have a good day. Sorry, Everyone, but if I don’t get this out of my head, it’ll explode. With apologies to John Lennon and Paul McCartney.

Growly Rita,
TV maid,
Where would we be without you?
Why must we sit and
Listen to you spew?

Okay. I’ll stop now. Have a good day.

]]> By: Wayne A. Schneider http://thinkprogress.org/2006/08/29/msnbcs-rita-cosby/comment-page-4/#comment-762638 Wayne A. Schneider Wed, 30 Aug 2006 13:06:48 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2006/08/29/msnbcs-rita-cosby/#comment-762638 Caption Contest: Rita Cosby: Wait! Don't you want to hear my Harvey Fierstein impersonation again? Caption Contest:

Rita Cosby: Wait! Don’t you want to hear my Harvey Fierstein impersonation again?

]]> By: RichW http://thinkprogress.org/2006/08/29/msnbcs-rita-cosby/comment-page-4/#comment-762604 RichW Wed, 30 Aug 2006 12:40:36 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2006/08/29/msnbcs-rita-cosby/#comment-762604 Obligatory Geek Caption: Ritas Cosby stars in <em>The Wrath of Karr</em> "KAAAAAARRR!" Obligatory Geek Caption:

Ritas Cosby stars in The Wrath of Karr

“KAAAAAARRR!”

]]> By: TR http://thinkprogress.org/2006/08/29/msnbcs-rita-cosby/comment-page-4/#comment-762423 TR Wed, 30 Aug 2006 09:18:44 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2006/08/29/msnbcs-rita-cosby/#comment-762423 I just took another look at the picture (great shot BTW) and thought to myself, these are two rather pathetic people each in their own way aren't they? What do you think the cop was thinking at that moment? As far as this being another 'distraction' orchestrated by the WH, who knows? It's not outside the realm of possibility, but this one in my opinion was the typical media-driven lunacy. I just took another look at the picture (great shot BTW) and thought to myself, these are two rather pathetic people each in their own way aren’t they?

What do you think the cop was thinking at that moment?

As far as this being another ‘distraction’ orchestrated by the WH, who knows?
It’s not outside the realm of possibility, but this one in my opinion was the typical media-driven lunacy.

]]> By: TR http://thinkprogress.org/2006/08/29/msnbcs-rita-cosby/comment-page-4/#comment-762418 TR Wed, 30 Aug 2006 08:57:51 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2006/08/29/msnbcs-rita-cosby/#comment-762418 "I’m not sure which one is more frightening! Comment by sam" ------------------- Rita's the scariest. Lying pedophiles and murder victims come and go, but Rita keeps coming back, <strong>night after night,</strong><em> with that VOICE. Back when her show was on after Keith Olberman's, I had to remember to have the remote in hand at the end of the show so that I didn't have to hear her speak. And I've always wondered, how would someone with an irritating voice like hers be hired as an 'on-air' reporter in the first place?</em> “I’m not sure which one is more frightening!

Comment by sam”
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Rita’s the scariest.

Lying pedophiles and murder victims come and go, but Rita keeps coming back, night after night, with that VOICE.

Back when her show was on after Keith Olberman’s, I had to remember to have the remote in hand at the end of the show so that I didn’t have to hear her speak.

And I’ve always wondered, how would someone with an irritating voice like hers be hired as an ‘on-air’ reporter in the first place?

]]> By: Zooey http://thinkprogress.org/2006/08/29/msnbcs-rita-cosby/comment-page-4/#comment-762382 Zooey Wed, 30 Aug 2006 05:28:03 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2006/08/29/msnbcs-rita-cosby/#comment-762382 You're right, Worfeus. All these child molesters climbing out of the woodwork is just too convenient -- too perfect. Jeffs in a Caddy in Vegas...Rita's going to have an on-air orgasm. That did it, now I'm sick... Goodnight, Worfeus. :) You’re right, Worfeus. All these child molesters climbing out of the woodwork is just too convenient — too perfect.

Jeffs in a Caddy in Vegas…Rita’s going to have an on-air orgasm.

That did it, now I’m sick…

Goodnight, Worfeus. :)

]]> By: WORFEUS http://thinkprogress.org/2006/08/29/msnbcs-rita-cosby/comment-page-4/#comment-762380 WORFEUS Wed, 30 Aug 2006 05:26:30 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2006/08/29/msnbcs-rita-cosby/#comment-762380 Oh ok Zooey. See you later. I'm submitting my 6:55 entry as my official entry for the caption contest. <strong> <em>Were you going to eat that last King Prawn?strong> Rita Cosby Comment by WORFEUS — August 29, 2006 @ 6:55 pm</em></strong> Oh ok Zooey. See you later.

I’m submitting my 6:55 entry as my official entry for the caption contest.

Were you going to eat that last King Prawn?strong>

Rita Cosby

Comment by WORFEUS — August 29, 2006 @ 6:55 pm

]]> By: Zooey http://thinkprogress.org/2006/08/29/msnbcs-rita-cosby/comment-page-4/#comment-762379 Zooey Wed, 30 Aug 2006 05:25:19 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2006/08/29/msnbcs-rita-cosby/#comment-762379 I thought Mistress Rita came from Fox? I don't know what I'm basing that on, just an assumption on my part. I thought Mistress Rita came from Fox? I don’t know what I’m basing that on, just an assumption on my part.

]]> By: big johnny http://thinkprogress.org/2006/08/29/msnbcs-rita-cosby/comment-page-4/#comment-762378 big johnny Wed, 30 Aug 2006 05:25:00 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2006/08/29/msnbcs-rita-cosby/#comment-762378 maybe she could give him one of her chins. maybe she could give him one of her chins.

]]> By: WORFEUS http://thinkprogress.org/2006/08/29/msnbcs-rita-cosby/comment-page-4/#comment-762376 WORFEUS Wed, 30 Aug 2006 05:24:29 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2006/08/29/msnbcs-rita-cosby/#comment-762376 Seriously though Zooey, don't you think its just a little more than interesting that the day after we find out this clown didn't do it (just like we thought) now suddenly Warren Jeffs, ANOTHER child molester is captured? I am really starting to feel like Truman here. Seriously though Zooey, don’t you think its just a little more than interesting that the day after we find out this clown didn’t do it (just like we thought) now suddenly Warren Jeffs, ANOTHER child molester is captured?

I am really starting to feel like Truman here.

]]> By: Zooey http://thinkprogress.org/2006/08/29/msnbcs-rita-cosby/comment-page-4/#comment-762375 Zooey Wed, 30 Aug 2006 05:24:09 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2006/08/29/msnbcs-rita-cosby/#comment-762375 I don't know...it's 10:30 p.m., my brain turns into a pumpkin at 10. I like the livestock permit... I'm outta here, Worfeus. I'll check back in the morning to see if you've bested yourself. You have a true gift for the Caption Contest! I don’t know…it’s 10:30 p.m., my brain turns into a pumpkin at 10.

I like the livestock permit…

I’m outta here, Worfeus. I’ll check back in the morning to see if you’ve bested yourself. You have a true gift for the Caption Contest!

]]> By: WORFEUS http://thinkprogress.org/2006/08/29/msnbcs-rita-cosby/comment-page-4/#comment-762373 WORFEUS Wed, 30 Aug 2006 05:22:20 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2006/08/29/msnbcs-rita-cosby/#comment-762373 I just can't understand Zooey, why she's on MSNBC and not Fox. I bet she'll be on Fox within 1 year. I just can’t understand Zooey, why she’s on MSNBC and not Fox.

I bet she’ll be on Fox within 1 year.

]]> By: WORFEUS http://thinkprogress.org/2006/08/29/msnbcs-rita-cosby/comment-page-4/#comment-762372 WORFEUS Wed, 30 Aug 2006 05:18:43 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2006/08/29/msnbcs-rita-cosby/#comment-762372 <em>I wish I could come up with something on the person next to Ritas camera–with the weird hat?? Someone help me on this. </em> Comment by Joefriday — August 29, 2006 @ 7:36 pm Why'd you think I kept referencing this? I wish I could come up with something on the person next to Ritas camera–with the weird hat?? Someone help me on this.

Comment by Joefriday — August 29, 2006 @ 7:36 pm

Why’d you think I kept referencing this?

]]> By: WORFEUS http://thinkprogress.org/2006/08/29/msnbcs-rita-cosby/comment-page-4/#comment-762371 WORFEUS Wed, 30 Aug 2006 05:17:57 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2006/08/29/msnbcs-rita-cosby/#comment-762371 <em>We're gonna need a Livestock permit going through Wyoming.</em> The Driver We’re gonna need a Livestock permit going through Wyoming.

The Driver

]]> By: Zooey http://thinkprogress.org/2006/08/29/msnbcs-rita-cosby/comment-page-4/#comment-762370 Zooey Wed, 30 Aug 2006 05:17:34 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2006/08/29/msnbcs-rita-cosby/#comment-762370 <em>Are you sure this guy was Doogie Howser? The Guy in the Hat </em> Oh, I thought you meant the cop. It didn't make sense... Are you sure this guy was Doogie Howser?
The Guy in the Hat

Oh, I thought you meant the cop. It didn’t make sense…

]]> By: Zooey http://thinkprogress.org/2006/08/29/msnbcs-rita-cosby/comment-page-4/#comment-762368 Zooey Wed, 30 Aug 2006 05:16:16 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2006/08/29/msnbcs-rita-cosby/#comment-762368 <em>Mama?</em> John Mark Karr Mama?

John Mark Karr

]]> By: WORFEUS http://thinkprogress.org/2006/08/29/msnbcs-rita-cosby/comment-page-4/#comment-762367 WORFEUS Wed, 30 Aug 2006 05:16:08 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2006/08/29/msnbcs-rita-cosby/#comment-762367 Yea. I wrote several captions for him. My favorite was... <em>Are you sure this guy was Doogie Howser? </em> The Guy in the Hat Yea. I wrote several captions for him. My favorite was…

Are you sure this guy was Doogie Howser?

The Guy in the Hat

]]> By: Zooey http://thinkprogress.org/2006/08/29/msnbcs-rita-cosby/comment-page-4/#comment-762365 Zooey Wed, 30 Aug 2006 05:15:05 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2006/08/29/msnbcs-rita-cosby/#comment-762365 I think Rita's worse than any paparazzi. At least those scum bags are honest about what they do, unlike our Madam Rita. I think Rita’s worse than any paparazzi. At least those scum bags are honest about what they do, unlike our Madam Rita.

]]> By: WORFEUS http://thinkprogress.org/2006/08/29/msnbcs-rita-cosby/comment-page-4/#comment-762363 WORFEUS Wed, 30 Aug 2006 05:14:27 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2006/08/29/msnbcs-rita-cosby/#comment-762363 <em>At least we won't need chains at Vail pass.</em> The Driver At least we won’t need chains at Vail pass.

The Driver

]]> By: Zooey http://thinkprogress.org/2006/08/29/msnbcs-rita-cosby/comment-page-4/#comment-762362 Zooey Wed, 30 Aug 2006 05:12:46 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2006/08/29/msnbcs-rita-cosby/#comment-762362 Worfeus, Look at that guy next to Sexy Rita -- the one with the camo jacket and American flag hat -- think that's Rita's booty call? Maybe she just couldn't shake him... Worfeus,

Look at that guy next to Sexy Rita — the one with the camo jacket and American flag hat — think that’s Rita’s booty call? Maybe she just couldn’t shake him…

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