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The last refuge of Hastert supporters.

By Nico Pitney on Oct 4th, 2006 at 9:29 pm

The last refuge of Hastert supporters.

Blame it all on a gay cabal.



144 Responses to “The last refuge of Hastert supporters.”

  1. Jeanne says:

    Well not all of it. Remember some of the blame has to go to the victims. That’s how it works in the warped reality of the GOP.


  2. budpaul says:

    Wow, but these guys are going straight to hell!
    America’s Least Wanted


  3. And+You+Thought+REAGAN+Was+Stupid. says:

    Hastert protects pedophiles. Nice to see the Republicans sacrificing the children for their own attempt to garner power.


  4. Badmoodman says:

    A Gay Cabal. – - How odd. That was a classic ’40’s film with Cesar Romero as The Cisco Kid.
    Oh wait….maybe that was The Gay Caballero.


  5. Zooey says:

    Wow! The gay community is SO powerful in the Republican Party. Who knew?


  6. Above+the+Clouds says:

    What does Ken Mehlamn have to say about all this gay cabal stuff? For that matter, what does Mehlman have to say about the GOP stance on the “Foley Situation?”



  7. ForTruth says:

    So a cabal of gay staffers caused this? I knew it.


  8. Tim says:

    Mehlman’s holed up sending IMs on his laptop, he cant comment…


  9. Zooey says:

    For that matter, what does Mehlman have to say about the GOP stance on the “Foley Situation?”
    Comment by Above+the+Clouds

    Hmmmm, the closeted Mehlman has been quite silent, hasn’t he?


  10. Pole Merear says:

    “the Homos are coming, the Homos are cumming”


  11. ForTruth says:

    Hi Zooey. How’s it goin’?


  12. Zeke says:

    Yeah, and why are all these gay people working as staffers for Congressmen and a Party that bashes, scapegoats and demonizes people like them for political purposes?

    I guess everything was OK as long as it was OTHER gays that were being scapegoated by the administration that they worked so hard to support.

    Maybe they’ll wake up once they are the ones getting dumped on.

    I hate that the whole gay community will suffer from this tactic, but I don’t feel ONE ounce of pity for these gay staffers!


  13. Zooey says:

    How’s it goin’?
    Comment by ForTruth

    Absolutely fantastic. How about you?


  14. ForTruth says:

    I am doing very well tonight.


  15. Zooey says:

    That’s fabulous, Truth.


  16. ForTruth says:

    And the friggin interrogation bill, notta, nodda, nottathing, el-negativo.


  17. Zooey says:

    Truth, you just read my frickin’ mind!

    You like that? I said “frickin’,” instead of the usual.


  18. ForTruth says:

    Zooey, thats good because the usual would get you deleted :)


  19. JPark says:

    Poor Thugs, all these queers infiltrating their ranks making them look bad and all.


  20. ForTruth says:

    You these home-made emotocons are good. :√}


  21. Zooey says:

    Well Truth, it’s been a few days, I could stand a good deleting. :)


  22. Zooey says:

  23. ForTruth says:

    I mean yes these home-made emotocons are good :¬ø


  24. ForTruth says:

    Messing around with ASCII characters. Æ’uck n’ Ã¥


  25. ForTruth says:

    I like ßΩΩß§


  26. Zooey says:

    I like ßΩΩß§

    No kidding. Where did you learn how to do those?


  27. ForTruth says:

    On the computer I am using, I can hold down the alt key and then use the keyboard. But I don’t know if it will work on a Windows computer. I am using a Mac.


  28. Zooey says:

    I guess I just don’t need to do stupid emoticons, anyway. :P


  29. JPark says:

    #25 I like that. :) They had better be of age though. :)


  30. ForTruth says:

  31. ForTruth says:

    Oh so they are stupid anyway? I see how it is.


  32. Zooey says:

    Yes Truth, they are stupid if I can’t do them. I have decided…


  33. ForTruth says:

  34. ForTruth says:

  35. ForTruth says:

    Yes they are pretty stupid, I hate them.


  36. ForTruth says:

    Except this one ∞


  37. Zooey says:

    I knew you’d come around. :P

    Is this officially a thread hijacking?


  38. Zooey says:

    Except this one ∞

    what does that one mean to you?


  39. JPark says:

    Zooey, instinctively it means BOOBS. Intellectually it means infinity. I am torn!!


  40. trueblue says:

    Except this one ∞

    what does that one mean to you?

    Comment by Zooey

    I wouldn’t ask that, Zooey…..!


  41. Zooey says:

    I am torn!!
    Comment by JPark

    I always knew that about you. :)


  42. trueblue says:

    Yes Truth, they are stupid if I can’t do them. I have decided…

    Comment by Zooey

    HAHA!
    That is sooooo Zooey.
    It’s awesome.


  43. Zooey says:

    I wouldn’t ask that, Zooey…..!
    Comment by trueblue

    I know, that’s why I asked!


  44. ForTruth says:

    Is this really a thread hijacking? I am touched. I feel extra special.


  45. Zooey says:

    That is sooooo Zooey.
    It’s awesome.
    Comment by trueblue

    Uh oh, I have become predictable. Must fix that…


  46. JPark says:

    #41 LOL, top head, bottom head. Both are right.


  47. ForTruth says:

    This one ∞ does remind me of boobs.


  48. ForTruth says:

  49. Zooey says:

    This one ∞ does remind me of boobs.
    Comment by ForTruth

    Does anything NOT remind you of boobs? Just trying to get a control here…


  50. ForTruth says:

    Or since its infinity, I can call it, endless boobs. Yes thats it.


  51. Zooey says:

    I feel extra special.
    Comment by ForTruth

    Just because you are.


  52. trueblue says:

    Predictable?
    I don’t think so.
    It’s you unpredictability that made it so you.


  53. ForTruth says:

    Baseball does not remind me of boobs, well, yes it could. Um, well I saw about 5 different flat skunks on the road today, and that didn’t remind me of boobs.



  54. Zooey says:

    Endless boobs…

    That could be women or men! I like it…


  55. ForTruth says:

    A bear and a rabbit were both shitting in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and says, “do you have trouble with shit sticking to your fur?” And the rabbit says “no”.

    So the bears picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with him.


  56. Zooey says:

    I saw about 5 different flat skunks on the road today, and that didn’t remind me of boobs.
    Comment by ForTruth

    So boobs make you think of flat skunks?


  57. Zooey says:

    So the bears picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with him.
    Comment by ForTruth

    I see we’ve movedon the exclusively male domain of poop.


  58. ForTruth says:

    So boobs make you think of flat skunks?

    Comment by Zooey

    Yeah Zooey, thats a good observation.


  59. Spudge_Boy says:

    Repub Dem

    (@’.')@ @(’.'@)

    (*o*(@(’.'@)

    Repub Down for count.


  60. JPark says:

    #53 Baseball reminds me of boobs. I think of Barry Bonds when I want to hold off. :)


  61. ForTruth says:

    Well if you would like we can talk about the history of filmmaking.


  62. Zooey says:

    I think of Barry Bonds when I want to hold off. :)
    Comment by JPark

    Who doesn’t?


  63. Zooey says:

    Sorry Spudge, we’re doing a terrible thing by hijacked this thread.

    I think of it as a protest for no threads on the interrogation bill. :)


  64. Zooey says:

    Well if you would like we can talk about the history of filmmaking.
    Comment by ForTruth

    Knock yourself out, Truth, I need a nap.


  65. ForTruth says:

    I think of it as a protest for no threads on the interrogation bill. :)

    Comment by Zooey — October 4, 2006 @ 11:21 pm

    Excellent rationalization for hijacking this thread. I am still enjoying the special-ness.


  66. JPark says:

    #63 Not sure. I think Barry probably thinks of the roids.


  67. Zooey says:

    I am still enjoying the special-ness.
    Comment by ForTruth

    You go right ahead and enjoy that, Truth, because dammit, you deserve it! I don’t care what trueblue says about you, you’re alright.

    I figured I had to think of some excuse, and the interrogations bill was as good as anything. Anyway, it’s true!


  68. Zooey says:

    JPark,

    Barry Bonds has hemmoroids?


  69. ForTruth says:

    What the hell does Trublue say about me? Were you two in the leu having a discussion?


  70. Zooey says:

    I’ll let trueblue explain herself. It’s only right.


  71. ForTruth says:

    Oh crap Zooey, you didn’t tell her, did you.


  72. JPark says:

    #69 I hope never to know the answer to that question.


  73. trueblue says:

    HEY!!!!!

    You stop polluting my good (?) name, Zooey!!!!!

    She’s always throwing me under the bus, ForTruth!

    Didn’t you just hear it?


  74. Zooey says:

    I tell trueblue everything. Which thing didn’t you want me to tell? :)


  75. ForTruth says:

    I’ll let trueblue explain herself. It’s only right.

    Comment by Zooey — October 4, 2006 @ 11:28 pm

    There ya go again, startin’ somthing you decide not to finish.


  76. trueblue says:

    I tell trueblue everything. Which thing didn’t you want me to tell? :)

    Comment by Zooey

    “That’s right!
    Zooey dirt for sale! Highest bidder!”


  77. Zooey says:

    I hope never to know the answer to that question.
    Comment by JPark

    Me too, actually. :P


  78. ForTruth says:

    Well Zooey I certainly would not want to discuss it here in public.


  79. ForTruth says:

    Yeah Trueblue, I an sensing a little edgyness to Zooey right now.


  80. trueblue says:

    I’ll let trueblue explain herself. It’s only right.

    Comment by Zooey — October 4, 2006 @ 11:28 pm

    There ya go again, startin’ somthing you decide not to finish.

    Comment by ForTruth
    Oooohhhh, Zooey, the gauntlet has been thrown!

    He pretty much called you “All Show And No Go!”

    How to settle this one?

    ForTruth – I’d actually be frightened right now…..

    Dayum!


  81. Zooey says:

    Well Zooey I certainly would not want to discuss it here in public.
    Comment by ForTruth

    Well, you hijacked the thread, my dear. :)

    trueblue,

    You better close down that yard sale!


  82. Zooey says:

    Truth,

    You know that thing you swore me to secrecy about? It’s on the thread above.


  83. confused republican says:

    Passion of the Publican starring Maf54 and Jeff Gannon


  84. trueblue says:

    trueblue,

    You better close down that yard sale!

    Comment by Zooey

    “Yes, Ma’am!”

    (cowering under my computer desk…)
    ;)


  85. trueblue says:

    trueblue,

    You better close down that yard sale!

    Comment by Zooey

    Hey, Wait a minute!
    What am I, “Duke” from those idiotic Bush’s Baked Beans commercials?!!?


  86. Zooey says:

    “Duke” from those idiotic Bush’s Baked Beans commercials?!!?
    Comment by trueblue

    Only if you want to be…


  87. Zooey says:

    I think I made ForTruth look.

    A win for Zooey, for the fabulous fake out!


  88. trueblue says:

    We all get stuck in a role, Zooey….

    I guess that was mine.
    :(

    Until, that is, I had had enough.
    Then I was “The Incredible Hulk.”
    Irish Temper.
    *shudder*


  89. trueblue says:

    I think I made ForTruth look.
    A win for Zooey, for the fabulous fake out!
    Comment by Zooey

    Yep. A definate -Blink First-

    (secret recipe… email me…!)


  90. Juan+C says:

    mmm…I smell hijacking. :)


  91. trueblue says:

    Juan!
    How are you?
    Missed you.


  92. Zooey says:

    Juan!

    Welcome to the fabulous Wednesday night hijacking! I think we chased off ForTruth. :(


  93. ForTruth says:

    Alright, alright, what the hell.

    A walking poopy diaper came up and i just got back from changing it and putting her to bed. I am the one who can put her to bed.

    Its all good, ok Zooey got me.


  94. trueblue says:

    I think we chased off ForTruth. :(

    Comment by Zooey

    “We?”
    ;)


  95. trueblue says:

    OHhhhhh!
    How old, ForTruth?


  96. Zooey says:

    Its all good, ok Zooey got me.
    Comment by ForTruth

    :-)


  97. ForTruth says:

    2 and a half. How can I avoid shit at this point.


  98. Zooey says:

    true,

    I think Truth is at least 18. :)


  99. Juan+C says:

    Missed you.
    Comment by trueblue

    Same here. Are you ok?

    I think we chased off ForTruth. :(
    Comment by Zooey

    You two (true and Zoo) are scary. 5 10″ remember?


  100. trueblue says:

    true,
    I think Truth is at least 18. :)
    Comment by Zooey —

    *rimshot*!

    So did Juan just say hello and leave?

    ForTruth,
    so much fun!( yes and poopy diapers!)
    Not in the middle of the terrible two’s, is she?


  101. Zooey says:

    How can I avoid shit at this point.
    Comment by ForTruth

    Ha!

    There’s always shit in some form, my dear!


  102. Juan+C says:

    Zoo, the cavity wont seal. Im exhausted.


  103. Zooey says:

    5 10″ remember?
    Comment by Juan+C

    true is 5′10″ too?


  104. trueblue says:

    Yes, I’m fine, Juan.
    Are Zooey and I a fearsome duo?

    (psst…., it’s mostly her…. don’t tell…)

    :))))

    How have you been?


  105. Juan+C says:

    So did Juan just say hello and leave?
    No, still here. Falling asleep. Tired. Remember Im Juan+C. ;)


  106. Zooey says:

    Zoo, the cavity wont seal. Im exhausted.
    Comment by Juan+C

    I’m sorry. Maybe you should take it to a dentist? :}


  107. ForTruth says:

    Trueblue, she had actually improved quite a bit with the tantrums in the past couple months. We also have been cracking down too, in an appropriate way of course.


  108. trueblue says:

    5 10″ remember?
    Comment by Juan+C

    true is 5′10″ too?

    Comment by Zooey

    I was wondering, but afraid to ask…

    No. I’m 5′7″ (and shrinking. We all start shrinking from about age 30-35!)


  109. Juan+C says:

    true is 5′10″ too?
    Comment by Zooey

    Irish people are tall.


  110. ForTruth says:

    Ok i am taking a break, back soon.


  111. trueblue says:

    Zoo, the cavity wont seal. Im exhausted.
    Comment by Juan+C

    I’m sorry. Maybe you should take it to a dentist? :}

    Comment by Zooey

    …another post I was afraid to reply to………..

    I guess have been away for a while.
    Do you have an infected tooth, Juan?


  112. Zooey says:

    We all start shrinking from about age 30-35!)
    Comment by trueblue

    I know. I used to be 5′10 1/2″

    When my boys are home I feel like a shrimp.


  113. trueblue says:

    Trueblue, she had actually improved quite a bit with the tantrums in the past couple months. We also have been cracking down too, in an appropriate way of course.

    Comment by ForTruth —

    Still a cute age.
    I taped my daughter’s temper tantrum. (one)
    It was the cutest thing I ever saw.

    Boy, I got lucky. God (or whomever) must have known I couldn’t handle much!


  114. Juan+C says:

    How have you been?
    Comment by trueblue

    Fine but the thing is this. I began working in the buddhist temple I practice Aikido until 2 pm. Then I have to eat, then I have to seal the cavity (still leaking water), then the PIV apparatus in the Science Faculty is about to be occupied to another research, then I would have to wait like a couple of months more…but, my life is ok.


  115. Zooey says:

    I found the best thing for stopping tantrums was sealing up the crack under the closet door. It muffled the sound so I could sleep all day.


  116. trueblue says:

    Zooey,
    The last Dr.’s appt, the nurse felt it necessary to say, “She’s taller than you.”

    I shot back, “Yea. In HEELS!”

    Important thing is that they know you can still take ‘em! (figuratively speaking, everyone!)


  117. Juan+C says:

    Do you have an infected tooth, Juan?
    Comment by trueblue

    Ha! I wish. That would be easier to solve.


  118. trueblue says:

    Juan,

    Doesn’t really sound like everything’s OK. Just my opinion. I hope I’m wrong.

    Zooey,

    That is the funniest thing I’ve read all day!


  119. Zooey says:

    You had to wait until Miniblue was 16 to pass you up!?

    Zoo Sr passed me when he was 13, and Zoo Jr passed me when he was 12!

    But yeah, I can still take ‘em. I’ve never spanked them, I just talk them to death. Jr said one time, Can’t you just spank me and stop talking?


  120. ForTruth says:

    I found the best thing for stopping tantrums was sealing up the crack under the closet door. It muffled the sound so I could sleep all day.

    Comment by Zooey — October 5, 2006 @ 12:20 am

    Nice one, I’ll have to try it.


  121. Juan+C says:

    Doesn’t really sound like everything’s OK. Just my opinion. I hope I’m wrong.
    Im really tired. Youre right.
    Going off now. Take care.


  122. trueblue says:

    MiniBlue is the same height!!!!

    No passing!
    No!No!No!No!No!

    That’s funny, about Zoo, Jr!


  123. Zooey says:

    Nice one, I’ll have to try it.
    Comment by ForTruth

    If they got hungry, I’d just slide pancakes and tortillas under the door. Gotta make sure the neighbors see them once in a while though…

    :)


  124. trueblue says:

    I found the best thing for stopping tantrums was sealing up the crack under the closet door. It muffled the sound so I could sleep all day.
    Comment by Zooey — October 5, 2006 @ 12:20 am
    Nice one, I’ll have to try it.
    Comment by ForTruth

    One time, whe MiniBlue was ~ 9, she sassed me.
    I told her to go to her room.
    She slammed the door.
    I went in, told her it was OK to be angry with me, but it was not OK to slam the door, and next time she did it, she wouldn’t have a door to slam.
    “Fine!” she said.

    Got the hammer and screwdriver, took the door off, and she didn’t have it for a week and 1/2!
    16 now. Not many door slams, I can assure you!
    :)


  125. Zooey says:

    Good one, true. So why are you such a weenie otherwise? I’m thinking of the “boil him in oil dude.”

    Goodnight, Juan!


  126. trueblue says:

    That was one time.
    I pretty much spoil the bejeesez out of her the rest of the time. Jeckyl and Hyde, if you will.
    Again, Irish Temper. It’s a horrible thing.

    I’ve made “boil him in oil” man cower, just by looking at him.


  127. trueblue says:

    Can you say, “Coniption?”

    (damn! I hope that’s how it’s spelled! My dictionary is not here! grrrrrrr!)


  128. Zooey says:

    I’ve made “boil him in oil” man cower, just by looking at him.
    Comment by trueblue

    Oh, well that’s settled then! Good thing TP is quiet tonight, eh?

    Nice hijacking!


  129. ForTruth says:

    Severe hijacking.


  130. trueblue says:

    Yeah, I agree!
    A good time was had by all!

    It’s almost 1:00am here, though. About 3 and 1/2 hrs past my usual bedtime! (wimp, I know!)

    The Sandman is beating me to death.

    Gotta go.
    Goodnight, everyone!

    (zooey secrets… sshhh! email me…)

    ;)


  131. Zooey says:

    Masterful hijacking!

    Goodnight, true. No way am I emailing you. :)


  132. ForTruth says:

    Damn its 10pm here, and I gotta go soon. Goodnight Trueblue.


  133. ForTruth says:

    Goodnight dear Zooey.


  134. Zooey says:

    Goodnight, Truth. It’s been fun.


  135. Sharon Cox says:

    Hi Gang, just passing through….say, not all irish are tall. this one is 5 ft 4 and shrinking..LOL..Sorry to hear about the cavity thing Juan, hope you get it taken care of soon.

    Any one going to ” TheWorld can’t wait” rally in you’re areas tomorrow.? Ond fairly close to me going to try and car pool… I send Blessings and will try to check back in when it’s over…


  136. Lora says:

    say, not all irish are tall. this one is 5 ft 4 and shrinking..
    comment by Sharon Cox

    And this partly Irish person is just 5′2.”
    Back on subject, while I seriously doubt that there is really a gay cabal out to get Hastert, I wouldn’t blame gays for wanting to take some Republiscum down.


  137. jotropro says:

    Hi All, I just had to pick any thread here on TP to ask whether this whole idea of responding to only the issues that appear here is an effective way to deal with all the crap that comes up on a daily basis in American political life. I guess there is a general daily roundup of issues that might interest us, but my question is about how to widen the discussion when it seems kind of narrowly focused on particular hot-button issues, at least at times, like recently. I think we are catching ourselves in the trap laid for us by the media, to just respond to the most titillating items of the moment. How is the subject matter of TP being triaged to fit within the scope of a few editors control and where is the forum to open new subjects that might be of interest? Just a question, not necessarily criticism. Is there an open forum?


  138. jotropro says:

    By the way, I have to say that life woudldn’t be the same without the participation of all the regulars (and weirdos) on this site. Blessings as well from me, and beijos.


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