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“I just looove saying that! Yeaaah, I was in the Oval Office.

Just meeee and the president. Nooooobody else.” — Tony Snow, on why he likes being White House Press Secretary, 10/15/06



31 Responses to ““I just looove saying that! Yeaaah, I was in the Oval Office.”

  1. budpaul says:

    I commented on this similar thing – specifically how Snow thinks that watching Bush work is like watching a guy play 40 chess games at once – over on my blog.
    America’s Least Wanted



  2. Karim says:

    Foxy the Snowman is an even bigger idiot that I had given him credit for.


  3. Badmoodman says:

    I think Monica used to same the same thing about Bill.


  4. Grey+Eagle says:

    All these A- holes are more interested in the illusion of power and ego rather than governing.


  5. AnAmerican says:

    Snow’s got a crush on bush? That’s just insane.


  6. Above+the+Clouds says:

    If Bush is playing “40 chess matches at once” which one is he winning? Based on his press conferences, I would think Bush would have his hands full with one game of Candyland with 3-4 second graders.


  7. chimpeach says:

    I can see that. I wouldn’t mind being in the Oval Office. Just me and the president. Nobody else. Maybe a bag of pretzels.


  8. Badmoodman says:

    #4: Umm, “SAY the same thing…”



  9. Mickey says:

  10. ForTruth says:

    The snow man deserves his fun while it will last. I the bigger picture, he will barely be remembered.


  11. DeLabarre says:

    Don’t be too hard on Tony…it might be the first completely honest thing he’s said as Press Secretary… ;-)


  12. G.W.SuperChrist says:

    Snow thinks that watching Bush work is like watching a guy play 40 chess games at once.

    Comment by budpaul — October 16, 2006 @ 11:19 am

    Unfortunately he’s right!

    Watching Bush in action is like watching a person with a remedial knowledge of checkers try to pay 40 chess games at once… it’s not a pretty sight.


  13. km4 says:

    People like Tony Snow are smug lapdogs, I will enjoy seeing this asshat get some well deserved compeuppance of cold harsh sobering reality once the pseudo reality bubble of Bush world bursts !


  14. Jay Randal says:

    Did Tony Snow just admit that he and Bush are lovers? Lol the last guy who bragged about being in the White House was Jeff Gannon the male hooker!


  15. Dumb_Fox says:

    Exhibit A of why Bushites are such total dorks.

    It’s one thing to get a boner spending time alone with your boss. It’s quite another thing to boast about this fetish. It’s too f*cking funny that there are people that would pay to hear this, and cheer the dorkishness.

    Hell, this is like making a porn film then selling your memoirs. The joke is obviously on the punters that lap this crap up.


  16. And+You+Thought+REAGAN+Was+Stupid says:

    #7: hi-larious! Although, Candyland can be tricky. Granted, it’s no Chutes and Ladders, but that green square can really mess you up.


  17. PatrioticLiberalChristian(PLC) says:

    Since “BushCo” as reality is so scary, can we instead make it a TV comedy show? Imagine:

    Will Farrell as President Bush
    John Goodman as Dick Cheney
    Pee Wee Herman as Tony Snow
    Bill Murray as Donald Rumsfeld
    a store mannikin as Condi Rice


  18. Tom says:

    GDumbya playing 40 chess games at once?

    Hell, just last year, he took six months to put a jigsaw puzzle together. He was very proud of himself, though, because the box said “2 to 4 years”.

    lol


  19. Jimmy says:

  20. SpudgeBoy says:

    Since “BushCo” as reality is so scary, can we instead make it a TV comedy show? Imagine:

    No need to imagine. Don’t you remember the show “That’s my Bush” It was put out by no other than Trey Park and Matt Stone of South Park and Team America fame.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0268077/


  21. PatrioticLiberalChristian(PLC) says:

    SpudgeBoy
    See what I get for not watching much TV. Thanks for the information.


  22. Pudge says:

    Actually it’s quite easy for an ametuer to win at least half of 40 chess matches. It’s an excellent bar bet I read in a Harry Anderson book (of Night Court). Even against the toughest of chess masters…

    All he has to do is to copy the first 20 opponents moves as he plays against the second set of 20. That sounds like it’s right on pace with Bush’s MO.


  23. tom+baker says:

    Tony just volunteered a nickname for himself : Starfu**er. “tell us, tony, what’s it like to be a political groupie? does your jaw ever get sore?”


  24. DallasNE says:

    Tony is used to setting the bar low so he hasn’t disappointed with this particular silly statement either.


  25. Triumph says:

    Tony Snow.

    A modern day feudal serf …


  26. bs says:

    and tony was hiding under the desk. everyone president needs a monica


  27. Zooey says:

    I’d tell Snowflake & GWB to get a room, but it looks like they already have one.


  28. ForTruth says:

    I could have sworn I posted something like this earlier here:

    Tony loved riding in the presidential SUV also, he loved playing with the NORAD closed circuit satellite TV, he had Tom and Jerry cartoons on, he kept buzzing the driver, several times, with no orders. He made the secret service stop traffic several times.


  29. Mr. Evil says:

    Damn, Tony, just get under the desk already and do a Jeff Gannon.



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