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Hastert testifies over page scandal.

By Nico Pitney on Oct 24th, 2006 at 1:45 pm

Hastert testifies over page scandal.

Television cameras unexpectedly caught House Speaker Dennis Hastert (R-IL) entering the ethics committee meeting to testify about the Mark Foley page scandal. It was not previously known that Hastert would be testifying. ABC reported yesterday that the “investigation of how the Republican leadership handled the issue has provoked turmoil and finger-pointing in Hastert’s office.”

UPDATE: The AP has more.

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36 Responses to “Hastert testifies over page scandal.”

  1. ForTruth says:

    Hastert’s mad cuz he couldn’t bring that turkey leg in with him. They said they wanted to hear his answers, instead of sloppy chewing and smacking.


  2. MakesYaThink says:

    I hope they lock that FAT PIG up..

    As well as ANYONE regargless of Party, religion, sex, age.


  3. RUCerious says:

    I wonder if he prepped by watching re-runs of Hogan’s Heroes.
    Taking the Sgt Schultz defense!


  4. Think+Half+Ass+Progress says:

    Awkward! How very awkward!


  5. SpudgeBoy says:

    Lame! How very lame!


  6. RUCerious says:

    They’d better be careful when pointing fingers. Hastert may not have had lunch yet. New meaning to the word “finger food”…


  7. katy says:

    why would anyone think he should NOT testify?…


  8. Jay Randal says:

    It’s closed door hearings, so will we ever know what fat Denny Hastert said?


  9. budpaul says:

    Eh, if he doesn’t like a line of questioning, he’ll just dissolve the committee. The Rethugs have no shame and no accountibility.
    America’s Least Wanted


  10. Zimzone says:

    This is the same Neoslut who removed Hefley from the ethics
    committee for not kow towing to DeLay. Hefley & Hasturd
    entered congress together, & were friends.
    Just goes to show the carnage that was Tom DeLay.
    Hasturd better plan on joining Tom on K St…he’s covered up the
    Foley activities & is now lying to save his very large ass.
    Hey Tom, how’s Sara Evans doing on ‘Dancing with the Stars’?
    How are you doing kissing ass on K St.? Oh, by the way, Tom,
    Jack’s got his own desk now at the FBI! Shouldn’t be too long
    before you’re brought in for some coffee & questions.


  11. Drew+Mackenzie says:

    These things tend to get a little frustrating for people who are not used to being lawyerly scritinized on their choice of words. Clinton got heated, Scooter sputtered.

    Hastert may well hit his own four-digit personal blood pressure record.


  12. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    Any bets that the testimony Hastert gives under oath conflicts either with other sworn testimony given this committee, or his own public statements? What’s the likelihood that he’ll “confess” and admit that he knew what Foley was doing all along and tried to keep it quiet in order to protect a “safe” Republican seat? Finally, what’s the likelihood that nothing at all comes out of this entire Ethics investigation?


  13. EconAtheist says:

    Ha! Ha!

    You suck, Fattie McHastert.


  14. Marie says:

    It’s too bad that the public can’t vote to oust Hastert – only people in his district in Illinois can get rid of fat boy.
    Until recently, he was in no danger of losing his seat, now John Laesch, Iraq vet in military intelligence, union carpenter, young, fresh, smart and hopeful just might tip Hastert over. Laesch had very little support from the party until recently, indicating the solid base for Hastert – things are changing, but is there enough time to change people’s minds?
    Hastert made a personal fortune while in congress with sweetheart land deals; pork barrel funding for his personal pet projects. He needs to return to the farm where he can slop with the hogs.


  15. Republicans are the fear and smear party says:

    Dennis Hastert: Thank you for not resigning yet! You have helped Democrats more than any advertisement could have!


  16. RealScientist says:

    These hearings should be re-held. After Nov. 7.


  17. Amy1022 says:

    Let us hope that all this leads to a more democratic Congress. A Congress that will look within and beyond our borders at the issue of global poverty. The Borgen Project states that every 3.6 seconds another human being dies of starvation. It is time we had a Congress that will champion the UN Millennium Development Goals and lead the movement against extreme poverty worlwide.


  18. ForTruth says:

    Awkward! How very awkward!

    Comment by Think+Half+Ass+Progress

    Does it feel awkward that you voted for such a destructive and incompetent administration, who is now cutting and running?


  19. Drew+Mackenzie says:

    #16 No time. We’ve got bigger fish to fry for our Christmas Feast.


  20. Clyde the Ripper says:

    From all I have heard about this Foley fiasco I would suspect that fingers aren’t the only things that have been pointed.

    Join the new revolution–Click on Clyde!


  21. Cleanupthehouse says:

    Wonder how FOX will spin this one tonight?

    Hastert refusing to resign will KO the Neocons in 2 weeks! Can’t wait for the cleaning to begin!


  22. trueblue says:

    #21 Cleanupthehouse,

    Only if everyone gets out there and votes!
    It has to be a bigger margin than Diebold can turn around.
    Good luck to us in November.


  23. Ben says:

    #22 I don’t think that will happen TB. The truth is that while people on here are passionate about their politics their base is lazy. Just like the preceeding elections they are likely to have an excuse for not voting. That cannot be said about conservatives. They will come out in droves and these polls can be used as toliet paper as liberals and progressives shit their pants on Nov 8th.


  24. buzzbomb says:

    I wonder if Boehner and the rest have thrown Denny under the bus again at these hearings. I also wonder if the bus is o.k.


  25. Pooleside says:

    I think Denny’s got that sinking feeling…


  26. wisedup says:

    Drop your drawes mr.hasbeen,one of the pages said something about a mole…..


  27. dave says:

    What crime has been committed?


  28. dave greene says:

    What Crime was committed?


  29. buzzbomb says:

    You can conduct yourself in an unethical way and still not commit a crime, doesn’t mean its ok numb nuts. Obviously you don’t give a crap about accountability from our public officials.


  30. AngryOne says:

    Hastert’s smash hits “Ongoing Investigation” and “Democrats and Soros” are #2 and #3 on the Top 10 GOP Sound Bites List.


  31. JaneESchneider says:

    Ben, I think you underestimate just how angry the majority of Americans are at this administration and its House and Senate Republican enablers. Angry people VOTE. And haven’t you been hearing a lot of the political pundits talking about the possibility of a low Republican voter turnout this time, because many Republicans just don’t want to vote their rep back in? Regardless of the veracity of that idea, I’m positive that every registered voter on every liberal/progressive website is counting the days until we can vote the whole greedy, unethical lot of them out!


  32. Marie says:

    Hastert is finding it necessary to run political ads in Illinois. I saw them several times today. I guess he believes that he just might be overtaken by the smart, eager Iraq vet running against him despite having gotten no help and little news coverage.
    I live in Hastert country, and his fans are legion.


  33. Bluedog49 says:

    To sociopaths like Dave, no harm has been done if no crime has technically been committed. I know the parents of teenagers working in the page program will appreciate your position, Dave.


  34. Zooey says:

    Would it be safe to assume Hastert was under oath?


  35. Jason+Baddo says:

    #33 I live in Hastert country, and his fans are legion.

    There’s the problem in a nutshell…..the dumb constituents would keep re-electing this loser regardless of his record. “he’s our guy…coutry be damned”! That’s the prevailing attitude.


  36. Wayne+A.+Schneider says:

    Would it be safe to assume Hastert was under oath?

    Comment by Zooey

    No, Zooey, it would not. Given the Republicans’ obvious disdain for making people put their balls on the line (which is how we get the word “testify, by the way), it would not surprise me one bit to learn that Hastert sat there not under oath, with his feet up on the table, shooting the breeze with his good buddy Doc Hastings.

    Hastert: “I don’t know why they’re all telling you I lied, Doc. Maybe they’re just jealous of all the women I get, especially those hot young female pages. Anyway, where were we? Oh, yeah, Foley. No, nobody said a word to me about anyone preying on our pages.”

    Hastings: “Thank you Mr. Speaker. That will be all. Lunch later?”

    No, it wouldn’t surprise me one bit.



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