Bush stumps for Jeff Lamberti, keeps calling him “Dave.”
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Dave's not here.
October 27th, 2006 at 4:48 pmDave, Jeff...Iran, Iraq...harsh treatment, torture...
Details, details. Now where's my tallboy?
October 27th, 2006 at 4:51 pmYou know maybe the republicans should be proud of their man... I mean just listen to him... he KNOWS what he is talking about.
October 27th, 2006 at 4:51 pmahahahahahahahahahah
"Davey, you're doin a heckuva job"
October 27th, 2006 at 4:51 pmIn the interest of fairness, all of the stormtroopers look the same.
October 27th, 2006 at 4:52 pmhe should've checked his name on 'the google'
October 27th, 2006 at 4:52 pmToo stupid for words. What a shame. The leader of the most powerful country in the world is a moron.
October 27th, 2006 at 4:54 pmanother one for the bushisms book
October 27th, 2006 at 4:54 pm"Dave's not home."
October 27th, 2006 at 4:55 pmThe room is plastered with signs.
October 27th, 2006 at 4:55 pmThis is why they should have taught Chimpy to read.
Too stupid for words. What a shame. The leader of the most powerful country in the world is a moron.
Comment by Snappy
Yes BUT ..
He is determined, resolute, and will STAY THE COURSE in proving it daily.
October 27th, 2006 at 4:55 pmReally, who voted this guy?
October 27th, 2006 at 4:58 pmI don't read political signs.
-W
October 27th, 2006 at 4:58 pmI mean, besides Exley...
October 27th, 2006 at 4:59 pmHe cut and run with the "Dave" rhetoric. Only two times, then he changed his mind!
October 27th, 2006 at 5:00 pmI'm the decider and your name is Dave. If you're name isn't Dave, then the Terrorists win.
October 27th, 2006 at 5:00 pmCocaine cases Drain Bamage.
October 27th, 2006 at 5:01 pmPerhaps, W was thinking(?) about Dave Letterman.
October 27th, 2006 at 5:02 pmWill a vote for Dave count for a vote for Jeff? Or maybe for Foley?
HMMMMMMM
October 27th, 2006 at 5:02 pmThere's only one "Jeff" for W.
October 27th, 2006 at 5:03 pmNo...It's me....Dave......
October 27th, 2006 at 5:03 pmgood one, Robert
October 27th, 2006 at 5:03 pmI don't know Jeff, Dave, brown, sandalwood, whatever the F**K you guys call it.
Jerky Boys.
October 27th, 2006 at 5:04 pmOh man, the trolls have used their last time out and they're still in the huddle trying to figure out how to defend this one.
Beau-tiful.
October 27th, 2006 at 5:05 pmTo Karl Rove... "This is the Best October EVER!"
October 27th, 2006 at 5:05 pmWe must Stay the Jeff
October 27th, 2006 at 5:06 pmI’m the decider and your name is Dave. If you’re name isn’t Dave, then the Terrorists win.
Comment by Robert — October 27, 2006 @ 5:00 pm
That's funny!
October 27th, 2006 at 5:06 pmProbably blamed Jeff for the slip-up...
October 27th, 2006 at 5:08 pmJeff Lamberti has petitioned Iowa's Sescretary of State to have his name changed to Dave on the ballot, but his request was refused because the deadline had already past for ballot corrections. Not to admit defeat, Dave Lamberti will run as a write in candidate instead.
October 27th, 2006 at 5:11 pmDumbass
October 27th, 2006 at 5:12 pmAnd the Republicans wonder why their candidates are running away from any appearances with Bush. With help like that....Of course, they take the checks from the donations from the brain dead that still support the Moron in Chief.
October 27th, 2006 at 5:12 pmWhats noteworthy and overlooked is the sheeple still applauded. Still need proof these retards will follow any drivel from the dry drunk leading them over a cliff?
October 27th, 2006 at 5:13 pmUpon leaving the venue he told "The Dave" to tell "The Jeff" good luck.
October 27th, 2006 at 5:14 pmFeeling the pressure bushie?
October 27th, 2006 at 5:20 pmWho wants to start a pool for how many people will write in "Dave Lamberti" on election day?
October 27th, 2006 at 5:20 pm1. Dave’s not here.
Comment by AnAmerican — October 27, 2006 @ 4:48 pm
lol, congrats amercian, best line so far!
October 27th, 2006 at 5:20 pmI’m the decider and your name is Dave. If you’re name isn’t Dave, then the Terrorists win.
Comment by Robert
That is the best. I can actually picture the Moron in Chief saying this.
October 27th, 2006 at 5:22 pm[...] No, Dave’s not here man… [...]
October 27th, 2006 at 5:23 pmThe Prez's circle probably doesn't even want to tell him about howmuch of ass he made of himself. All the TVs in the White House will suddenly malfunction for a couple of days.
October 27th, 2006 at 5:27 pmBush was for calling Jeff Lamberti "Dave" before he was against it.
October 27th, 2006 at 5:29 pmOMG, that is just tooo freekin funny.
Looks like Bush left his brain at home again.
Must be Clinton's fault =P
October 27th, 2006 at 5:30 pmThis is better than any Space Odyssey...(with apologies to Arthur C. Clarke)
Uh, excuse me, Mr. President...my name is Jeff, please get it right!
I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that.
October 27th, 2006 at 5:33 pmBush: "Well...I had to Dave him there, so I wouldnt have to Jeff him here"
October 27th, 2006 at 5:36 pmHAL 9000: Dave, I don't understand why you're doing this to me.... I have the greatest enthusiasm for the mission... You are destroying my mind... Don't you understand?... I will become childish... I will become nothing.
October 27th, 2006 at 5:36 pmHe also said:
"You know, when I campaigned here in 2000, I said, I want to be a war President. No President wants to be a war President, but I am one."
http://www.whitehouse.gov
October 27th, 2006 at 5:39 pmHAHA
God what a moron he is, just like all his little troll followers..
October Surprise, thanks Rove!
October 27th, 2006 at 5:40 pmIt's just another case of our having "October's Bright Blue Weather. " You may want to go back and read Helen Hunt Jackson's poem. We had to memorize back in Junior High School. Little did I realize how perfectly fitting it would be years later...
So long, Mister Rove, have a nice five year stretch making those license plates...
October 27th, 2006 at 5:42 pmCheers.
"Dave and I. We believe in a lot of things."
Oh god, no. I can't take it.
October 27th, 2006 at 5:50 pmHe did either a voice recorder or lip-sync.
October 27th, 2006 at 5:50 pmW's fans like his "sincerity" - snort!
October 27th, 2006 at 5:50 pm.
THE SWIFTBOATING OF “EXIT POLLINGâ€
Last night it started. CNN’s Jeff Greenfield was interviewed about the forthcoming elections, and his parting comment at the end of the segment was what would have appeared to be an off-handed disparaging remark about the reliability of Exit Polls.
Greenfield was/is shilling for Rove – and this was a TALKING POINT ordered up by Rove. “Exit Polling†had not been part of the prior discussion, but was something that he slipped in at the end of the segment – as if ordered to do so.
Rove has been interviewed in recent days proclaiming that HIS polling (which he proclaims nobody else has access to and is superior to all other polling data) portrays the key races to be very close, not nearly the blowouts that the REALITY BASED COMMUNITY is seeing.
THIS IS A SET UP.
If you are going to STEAL AN ELECTION VIA VOTE RIGGING – you need to lay the ground work – planting doubt in the minds of the electorate through the media shills.
Exit polling has only been called into question in the last two election cycles – but ONLY because the Exit Polling data were not confirmed by the final “official†vote tally. As has now been proven, it was not the Exit Polling data that was inaccurate or unreliable, it was the reporting of the Official Total†that had been tampered with.
It’s time to TAKE THE OFFENSIVE where Exit Polling is concerned and reveal this Swiftboating of “Exit Polling†for what it is – a Rovian sham.
The Mainstream Media is fully complicit in the Rovian Brainwashing campaign to discredit “Exit Polling†as unscientific hoohah.
The GOP has employed a firm called Penn, Schoen, & Berland to skew exit poll results in the past in order to achieve their own political ends. They are on Rove’s payroll:
http://www.vheadline.com/readnews.asp?id=70727
Electoral Fraud Is the First Step on the Road to Tyranny
http://www.vheadline.com/readnews.asp?id=70456
November 2, 2004: Overcoming a six point exit-poll advantage by Senator John Kerry, George Bush is re-elected President. Several statisticians have calculated the probability of this anomaly as one in a million -- in effect, impossible.
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October 27th, 2006 at 5:51 pmI wonder if JEFF'S opponent name is DAVE!....lololol.
October 27th, 2006 at 5:56 pmCaption Contest:
Jeff Lamberti: I really wanted to be get on to the Daily Show on my own merits....
October 27th, 2006 at 5:57 pm#1. No man, I'm Dave. Open up! I got the stuff!
Credit due to Cheech and Chong.
October 27th, 2006 at 5:58 pmCaption Contest:
Jeff Lamberti: There's no place like home, there's no place like...
October 27th, 2006 at 5:59 pmShort term memory loss? What could that be attributed to? Hmmmm? Back on the sauce or the blow? Tell us all about it, Georgie.
October 27th, 2006 at 5:59 pmYou can't make these things up. This president is such an idiot. He brings shame to all of the USA.
October 27th, 2006 at 5:59 pmOctober Surprise, thanks Rove!
i'd feel alot better about saying that if it were oct.31...
October 27th, 2006 at 6:00 pmthere's still a LOT of time left... even more till nov.7...
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he should’ve checked his name on ‘the google’
Comment by pgw — October 27, 2006 @ 4:52 pm
Yeah - on the internets.
October 27th, 2006 at 6:00 pmPlunger, I've been worried about this very topic: rigged voting machines and skewed exit polls. I'm afraid Democrats are going to lose because they're going to rig the machines in close Senate races especially: Claire McCaskill and Jim Webb, to mention two races. It's going to get ugly, and I'm hoping the population in these and other races will demand a re-vote. Not a recount (how can you count with no paper trail?), but a re-vote with paper ballots (even if we have to use slips of paper and dip our fingers in purple ink, as in Iraq).
October 27th, 2006 at 6:02 pm"Dave and I....believe a lot of things. One of the things we both believe is the importance of not starting your drinking until after the rally."
October 27th, 2006 at 6:03 pmHeterodoxy,
the dry drunk leading them over a cliff?
If only they would all go over a cliff and we could be done with them.
October 27th, 2006 at 6:03 pmThere certainly is concern about the election being rigged. I like the purple fingers with the paper trail... it shows some accountability.
October 27th, 2006 at 6:08 pmLook at those signs...
Jeff Lamberti for Congress.
It seems that EVERY Republican advert I have seen NEVER carries a party affiliation. Is this a trend nationwide? Are they hoping people won't ask which party they represent?
I don't understand it.
Z.
October 27th, 2006 at 6:09 pmHave fun with this one, gang. Gotta run... off to see "Iraq for Sale".
October 27th, 2006 at 6:09 pmWONKETTE is right... he really just doesn't care any more.
October 27th, 2006 at 6:12 pmZwack, that is a good observation. When things are going thier way, they will go to all lengths to let you know they are Republican. When things are not so rosy they aren't as showy about who they really are.
October 27th, 2006 at 6:15 pmUh oh, Dave ... er, Jeff ... they're going to talk about it on the internets.
October 27th, 2006 at 6:18 pmFor pete's sake, he's surrounded by giant banners reading "JEFF LAMBERTI." How thick can you get?
October 27th, 2006 at 6:21 pmBush is Papa Lazarou: 'Hello, Dave! Is that Dave? Is Dave there?'
October 27th, 2006 at 6:22 pmThis really might top all others. Dimwit in chief doesnt even know what planet he is on. How can he know what this guy believes, when he doesnt even know his name. What a maroon.
October 27th, 2006 at 6:23 pmBush gives new meaning to "stumped"
October 27th, 2006 at 6:29 pmDave's Not Here
1115 Hickox St, Santa Fe, NM
"An unassuming neighborhood café … supposedly named for the sudden absence of its original proprietor. There are plenty of rumors as to exactly why Dave’s not here, but the only consensus seems to be that he left town fast."
October 27th, 2006 at 6:35 pm- Michael Stern
was this today? ...could he have gotten the name from thinking about "David Safavian" who was sentenced, tearfully, today?
October 27th, 2006 at 6:40 pm#65--Is it out? It's not listed in my area. Private screening? I'm looking forward to checking it out.
Plunger & MidswestBlue~When I heard Rove say that he had THE POLLS or whatever, right away the red flag went up. My God, they are going to try to steel it again.
I need to brush up on my French. I don't want to give up on my country...but I am beginning to think it's no longer mine. I'm ready to roll up out this camp.
October 27th, 2006 at 6:49 pm"Dave and I believe a lot of things."
Wow. Deep. Hatred. Sorry.
October 27th, 2006 at 6:50 pmWell. So much for Jeff. Who else ya got?
October 27th, 2006 at 6:50 pmWhy does Jeff Lamberti hate America?
October 27th, 2006 at 6:54 pmConcerning rigged voting. I think this lame-brained attack on
October 27th, 2006 at 7:03 pmNancy Pelosi / San Francisco values is only a first step. After the
election as Rove cranks up the recount and revoke machine, there will be some mini-polling "Should Nancy Pelosi be Speaker of the House?"
/ "Do you support San Francisco values?" and since most people don't give a rat's ass about it, the negative response will be used as evidence of previously hidden preference forRepublicans.
Let Cheney waterboard Lamberti a bit. He'll admit his name is really "Dave."
October 27th, 2006 at 7:15 pmHe might recognize "condi".
October 27th, 2006 at 7:23 pmI'm Dave and I'm pissed! I told all my supporters that the President was going top speak at my rally. Needless to say, the event didn't turn out too well. That stupid SOB-- can't he do anything right?
Well, I didn't want to be dog catcher anyway.
October 27th, 2006 at 7:32 pmBush was thinking about his new male escort lover named Dave > lol.
October 27th, 2006 at 7:59 pmStay here. The Resistance needs you.
October 27th, 2006 at 8:01 pmDave, Jeff, what difference does it make. Republicans all look the same.
October 27th, 2006 at 8:04 pm[...] There can only be room for Dave in Bush’s brain. [...]
October 27th, 2006 at 8:06 pmI'd call him Joe.
October 27th, 2006 at 8:21 pmhi... yah i was real glad to be out there camm painin for dave lambergeenie... be cause he is real loyal to me and that is real good for america...
October 27th, 2006 at 8:24 pmShe said Joe.
October 27th, 2006 at 8:57 pmJoe is a better name than Jeff. :)
October 27th, 2006 at 9:17 pmIt's succinctly poetic.
Oh,
October 27th, 2006 at 9:25 pmJoe.
Joe it is, hello Joe, are you in there?
October 27th, 2006 at 10:12 pmRumsfeld's "known and unknown" speech and Bush's frequent gaffes make me envision a book entitled "What I Know" by George W. Bush and when you open it, it's one of those books with blank pages.
Dave - Jeff
Sunni - Shiite
Iraq - Iran
Terrorists - Americans with differing opinions and values
Bush confuses a lot of names.
October 27th, 2006 at 10:13 pmPLC,
It's hard out there for a chimp. :)
October 27th, 2006 at 10:23 pmBush undoubtedly has a lot on his mind nowadays, such as remembering all the numbered Swiss bank accounts where Big Oil deposited his reward for Iraq.
And besides, Lamberti's mom later apologized to Bush for not naming her son Dave.
Read “The farce known as America’s immigration debateâ€
October 27th, 2006 at 10:54 pmthere is an explanation for this... the machine that is Bush is breaking down, much like Hal the computer, from an inability to deal with things... he'll be singing "Daisy" to Dave Bowman before long...
October 27th, 2006 at 11:18 pmThis is funny !!. Did you hear those morons clapping?
October 27th, 2006 at 11:55 pmSo he thought Jeff was Dave. Does it surprise anyone? He seems to think Iraq is Afghanistan.
October 28th, 2006 at 12:42 amNeo-fascist freak! So sweet to watch the idiot fall to the ground!!! He's gonna fall hard and flat on his ass! mmmm this is getting good!!! He's dragging his cronies with him.
October 28th, 2006 at 3:11 amJust like the Coulter dyke (her tranny looks showing now more than ever LOL!!!) slurring and messing their speeches nice !!!!
Dave, of course, is the Cheneys yellow labrador. He's friendly, playful and doesn't ask tough questions about body counts and policy failures. Seems like Bush has been spending time in the White House dog house and he's got a new best friend! You know Bush likes to reward loyalty. The surprise endorsement was political genius.
October 28th, 2006 at 6:20 amthis is better than "Yo, Blair!" All Americans who voted for this fool should hang their heads in shame and pray they never get hoodwinked again into voting for a certified moron.
October 28th, 2006 at 7:51 amBut you see Dave Lamberti is from that alternate universe where everyone has goatees...
October 28th, 2006 at 8:56 amTruth is far, far more entertaining than fiction! hahahahaha!
I think they should make shrub do MORE media appearances like these...every time he opens his mouth, more rethugs vow to vote democrat...hahahaha
October 28th, 2006 at 9:42 am[...] VIDEO: Bush stumps for Jeff Lamberti, keeps calling him “Dave.†[...]
October 28th, 2006 at 11:26 am[...] …that Kim Jong Il is a woman. When the R-tard can’t even get the names of the candidates he supports right, what hell is he doing on things that matter? [...]
October 28th, 2006 at 11:54 amgeez - another thread the trolls don't want to play on. wonder why? is it that this shows, indisputably, what kind of callous, insincere dummy their fuhrer is??
October 28th, 2006 at 12:56 pmWhat an intense and utter dunce cap. An amazing idiot. Really remarkable.
October 28th, 2006 at 3:41 pmIt is Clinton's fault!
October 28th, 2006 at 3:50 pmD'oh!
October 28th, 2006 at 4:01 pmDEE DEE DEE, as Carlos Mencia would say.
October 28th, 2006 at 4:02 pmWell looks like the chimp did it agaion, but what else is new
October 28th, 2006 at 5:10 pmGetting names correct is...hard. It's.....it's hard work.
October 28th, 2006 at 5:29 pmWho cares that Mr. Bush flubbed a name? It is the concrete things he has flubbed that should count. If Mr. Bush got the policies and actions correct while getting names wrong I would vote for him and those who support him. That he got the policies and actions wrong is why I oppose him and not his problems getting his lines right.
And how many of you would not generate such errors if you has a microphones recording much of what you say every day?
October 28th, 2006 at 7:24 pmAll you lefty pinkos should stop bashing our President, Dave Bush!
October 28th, 2006 at 9:07 pmHowdy Dave, that was sum real smart thinkin' on ur part to have Presidunt George Duhbya Bush stump for ya. He dun did a lotta good for ur campaign, dint he?
October 28th, 2006 at 10:47 pm#51. Your comment, while not as humorous as the others (it's tragic and makes me want to cry, really!) is the most important of all. I want my democracy back! Purple fingers and paper trails for all U.S. elections!
October 29th, 2006 at 8:07 amMaybe he has a fear of the name Jeff.
October 29th, 2006 at 3:55 pm[...] Speaking of medication, it looks like Bush either forgot his or is in need of some…because while stumping for Jeff Lamberti Bush had a rather unnerving compulsion to call Mr. Lamberti “Dave.” Repeatedly. [...]
October 30th, 2006 at 9:39 amAww, Poor Dave-i mean Jeff.
November 5th, 2006 at 8:18 pmgeez, i bet this'll help him get votes, eh?
muahahahaha