before heading to prison. Subject line: “My last email for a while.” Abramoff writes that in prison “there is no email. There is no internet access and there are no computers. If I am lucky, I will have access to an electronic, or possibly manual, typewriter, but even that is not certain.” If you’d like to write Abramoff a letter, AP has the details.

Jeebus, what a whiner….
How do the other other prisoners manage? Oh yeah, a BIC and legal pad.
Buck up, little slimeball.
November 16th, 2006 at 1:25 pmSomeone should send him a picture of themself eating a nice lobster meal at Signature’s. With a tall frosty one at their lips. Mmmmm….freedom.
November 16th, 2006 at 1:26 pmGee, I wish I could muster a tear for poor old Jack but its just not there. Instead, now that we know his mailing address I’m going to send him a couple jars of vaseline to make his “welcome to prison” parties easier.
November 16th, 2006 at 1:28 pmIf he is going to one of those minimum security white collar jails, he mail well have access to all that stuff. I would rather he didn’t, he broke the law, he is paying the price. you shouldn’t get cush living in prison.
November 16th, 2006 at 1:28 pmI have some hopes that this crook’s tubes are going to be too busy to connect to the Internets.
November 16th, 2006 at 1:29 pmmr. abramoff,
You reap what you sow, sow STFU and good riddance.
Peace.
November 16th, 2006 at 1:30 pmAs long as he can’t write or cash any checks, either.
I would write 2 letters to Abramoff: C U
November 16th, 2006 at 1:31 pmPenance, Jack, penance.
November 16th, 2006 at 1:31 pmWell here’s where he’s staying…
http://www.federalprison.com/ federalprison/ html/ C%20Fed%20Prison%20Facility%20Info.html
Note the facility code, hopefully he’ll be getting plenty of that fed to him.
This one may be a picture, in which case it looks like a friggen high school.
http://www.bop.gov/ locations/ institutions/ cum/ index.jsp
November 16th, 2006 at 1:37 pmPoor lil feller. Fortunately, he’ll have some friends joining him in the joint real soon.
November 16th, 2006 at 1:43 pmI wonder how long until Harry Reid and Karl Rove will be joining him. He is already working with the FBI to nail both of them. I hate this man, but I also hate all these scum that took these bribes. People like Harry Reid and Karl Rove should be in jail for taking Bribes from this filth.
November 16th, 2006 at 1:45 pmif you look real closely at the edge of my eye… there is a tear forming…
November 16th, 2006 at 1:50 pmD’ya hear them violins playin’?
November 16th, 2006 at 1:51 pm11— Got proof of your allegation against Reid, or is that the white poweder up your nose talking again Roger_Roger_Roger_Roger…?
November 16th, 2006 at 2:03 pm11— Got proof of your allegation against Reid, or is that the white powder up your nose talking again Roger_Roger_Roger_Roger…?
November 16th, 2006 at 2:03 pmWayne,
November 16th, 2006 at 2:17 pmYou are asking RRooggeerr for proof? Don’t stay up too late waiting for it.
Sorry Roger, it just doesn’t play to this crowd. Try Freeperville.
November 16th, 2006 at 2:19 pmBut Karl Rove, yes!
“One day, G-D willing, we will know why all of this had to happen.” Are you freakin’ kidding me? You broke the law you piece of filth, and were caught. This isn’t like a act of nature wiped your house out. I hope your cell mate likes the rough stuff. Good riddance.
November 16th, 2006 at 2:22 pmThere are many writeups on it currently. Harry Reid, Rove, and like 7 other congressmen have been named. They are INVESTIGATING it currently and obviously won’t release the findings until it is over. Like I said before, ANYONE that delt with this man and took money from him is slime in my book. Dem or Repug, I don’t care. They should all burn if they had anything to do with him.
November 16th, 2006 at 2:24 pmJack’ll be drawing lots of wolf whistles as he is marched down the aisle to his cell. He’s a big guy, but he’s gonna meet some real nice folks during his visit. Let’s see him try to bribe some guard with tickets to his private showing…
November 16th, 2006 at 2:25 pmroger_roger,
Your (newfound?) interest in justice is admirable. Can I presume that you have been preaching for such before the elections that knocked your “team” from power? Or is this a pathetic attempt at sour-grapes revenge?
Of course you will provide the group here with examples of your pre-election calls for justice if you choose to claim such because to not do so would only expose disingenuous intentions.
Peace.
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Maybe he could use the old reliable smoke signals to communicate!
November 16th, 2006 at 3:26 pmMaybe he could use the old reliable smoke signals to communicate!
Comment by Yikes
I bet he could.
What a team!
November 16th, 2006 at 4:23 pmJack, have a great vacation at CLUB FED.”
I hope Lynndie England’s sister is your prison guard. I hope your prison is much worse than any prison in Iraq.
Let’s hope Jack is as naked as a JAILBIRD, treated like a dog, walked on a leash, and forced to simulate certain sex acts. E-mail? Jack will have access to e-MALE all right. E-mail–no! E-male–yes.
#22 Why bother with Jack***cam. Lynndie England’s sister will provide lots of fun and games.
Karl Rove is probably looking forward to spending time in the slammer. You know–e-MALE. Plenty of e-MALE.
John
November 16th, 2006 at 6:00 pm