No, John isn’t the guy who’s bi; John is the guy who’s gay. It’s not easy to come out of the closet, but I did many years ago. Closets are for clothes.

Today, a stache on a gay guy, or a straight guy for that matter, is toooo ’70s. Beards and goatees are okay. Staches–no. The Castro Street Clone look is about as much in fashion as TV evangelists having big hair and wearing bright, polyester suits.

Josh must have a hands fetish. There’s nothing wrong with that. Taking pictures of George’s hands is a bit strange, though. Many people may not have a hands’ fetish, but lots of people find other body parts attractive–legs, biceps, triceps, quads, perky breasts, and Jeff Gannon-ish parts.

I was thumbing through Doro’s book the other day–the book about her father. You know–Big daddy. I was mainly looking at the pictures. As far as I am concerned the book is pure fiction.

I was very interested to see if Doro included one word about, Jennifer Fitzgerald. She did mention her name, but she steadfastly denied rumors of an affair. No surprises there! According to Doro, Big daddy and Babs had a wuuuuuuunderful marriage. Okay! Okay, if you say so. Many people don’t say so. Remember Mary of CNN? Big daddy was hot under the collar then.

One picture of George W. Bush did catch my eye. No, it most definitely wasn’t his hands. Not at all! Not at all. Oddly enough, it’s the picture with Billy and Ruth Graham. Let’s just say George looks like he measures up in one department. I really don’t know? Maybe he was excited to see, Billy Graham. I mean really, really, really, really excited to see Billy.

Certainly Laura knows this “little” secret or “big” secret. Jeff Gannon knows. The former mayor of Chattanooga knows. This woman in Las Vegas knows. Lips’ fraternity brothers know. I didn’t know, though.

APPARENTLY, THAT’S THE ONLY DEPARTMENT GEORGE MEASURES UP IN. Maybe that’s George’s problem. His blood is probably heading south instead of going north, and his brain is being deprived of much-needed blood.

Turkey today tomorrow for the biggest turkey of them all–George W. Bush.

John

When is Bolton going to shave that ugly shag carpeting under his nose? Josh, moustaches are sooooo ’70s. Shag carpeting is sooooo ’70s, too.

Newt’s a dreamer. Doesn’t he realize that the BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE rule the world? Robin Leach changed the world forever. The Reagans changed the world forever. Most people can’t make it in politics today unless they’re at least a 6. Sadly, Abe Lincoln couldn’t be elected today. Unfortunately, the world is focused on looks and Newt comes up short in the looks department.

IN FACT, NEWT COME US UP SHORT IN MANY DEPARTMENTS.

John

The twice-cheating, thrice-married, check-bouncing ethically challenged Gingrich represents all that is wrong with Republicans today: Hipocrisy.

But at least Republicans will give up pretending they are the party of moral rectitude. Hopefully they will spare us all the sanctimony and pontification.

Of course, we will still have to deal with the stubborn 30%ers, who will claim Gingrich is a “new man”.

I forgot about that! I second Wayne’s “really creepy.”

That is really creepy.
Ick

Ick.
– Zooey

lmao

Now THAT was funny.

Ick.

30%?

Remember: The female voter always chooses looks over substance, or, at least that what they said about Shrub.

It is generally accepted that more than 10(-6) gauss order magnetism was not detected in normal human condition. However, we detected 10(-3) gauss (mGauss) order bio-magnetic field strength from the palm in special persons who emitted External Qi (”Chi” or “Ki”). This detection was possible by special arranged magnetic field detection system, consisted of a pair of 2 identical coils with 80,000 turns and a high sensitivity amplifier. Each of the coils were rolled 80,000 turns accurately, and were connected in series in opposite direction, actuating as a gradiometer. We measure bio-magnetic field strength in 37 subjects with this detection system. The only 3 subjects of them exhibited strong bio-magnetic field of 2 to 4 mGauss in frequency range of 4 to 10 Hz

This is why I can’t wear watches and well thats why I am a CHI-stian of the kind that you won’t find in the bible =)

Although scared geometry was in use it was little understood.
Now look at the was djed Ankh and the sceptre they used and you begin to see what they were doing!

CHI is also called the life force. Once your able to find this within yourself you will be CHI capable. And it is also falls within the Schumann resonance frequency range. 5-50 Hz. Today the earth is at about 11hz and climbing. Your heartbeat is about 1.2 Hz

The sun is about 50 gauss [about as strong as a frigdge magnet] the Earth 100 times less. The earths magnetic field has reduced by half over the last 6000 years.

So there you have it folks. Some of us are just born that way, a curse in a way. So Jesus, not a God, but a son of man was CHI capable and naturally attuned to a higher state.

The Magnetic Poet is not crazy at all you just haven’t listened to what he says and applied it to yourself.

Peace out my friends and reflect deeply!