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U.S. Embassy asks Bush twins to leave Argentina

because the headlines generated by their trip so far have created security concerns, ABC News reports. The twins refused and are sticking to their plan to stay in the country until Thursday.



105 Responses to “U.S. Embassy asks Bush twins to leave Argentina”

  1. SpudgeBoy says:

    The world hates Bush some much that his daughters aren’t allowed in a country that welcomed the Nazis that fled Germany?

    Now that is nuckin’ futz.


  2. subpoena power says:

    what? a bush stubbornly staying the course despite warnings regarding security? i’m shocked. and what are they doing giving a timeline for when they’ll leave? don’t they know what sort of message that sends?


  3. Tom says:

    Truth is that the drunken slut twins have sucked up every last drop of booze in the country and the locals are getting thirsty.


  4. JesusChrist_GodOfWAR says:

    Shouldn’t the Bush Twins be over in Iraq “comforting” the troops?…

    … you know, being useful, as opposed to being the Emperor’s Daughters???


  5. Xenon says:

    Why is this news at all? Quite frankly, a little taste of the real world might be good for them.


  6. squegeeboo says:

    Let me be the first to say, that if they are forced to cut their vaction short, I would be more than willing to have them stay with me.


  7. Tom says:

    . . . a little taste of the real world might be good for them.

    Their father would benefit from a giant dose of reality, too, but that’s not the Bu$h way.

    GDumbya was born on third base but grew up thinking that he hit a triple. It’s all just part of the Bu$h dynasty and sense of entitlement. The drunken slut Bu$h twins are just carrying on the legacy.


  8. Deniz Yeter says:

    #2 wins for most clever reply to this story

    We should just send the Bush twins off to Iraq with no body armor and broken down humvee’s, just like all these greedy chicken hawks did for our troops, see how long they’ll last.


  9. Tom says:

    . . . if they are forced to cut their vaction (sic) short . . .

    Vacation? Vacation? Their whole life is a vacation!


  10. Zimzone says:

    Stay the course, girls; it worked so wellfor Daddy.


  11. Texas Juice says:

    WOW!!!!

    Weren’t they down there looking for a nice house for soon-to-be exiled stragist “KKKarl Rove? Where will KARL a.k.a. The Brain (From Pinky and the Brain, guess who Pinky is.) stay once he is out of D.C. Maybe he can stay with Pastor Haggert and MS. Mark Foley!

    Texas Juice


  12. DieNowForPeace says:

    The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

    Follow in daddy’s footsteps and IGNORE any sage advice, by all means.

    Freakin’ spoiled rotten FAMILY, all of em.


  13. Fools on the Hill says:

    They’re not cut n’ runners. They are too drunk and having fun.


  14. dlet says:

    Instead of cutting their vacation short they probably just had the Secret Service attachment on them tripled. They refuse to bow in the face of security concerns no matter how much it costs the taxpayers.


  15. budpaul says:

    Shouldn’t they be in Iraq or something?
    America’s Least Wanted


  16. katy says:

    a little taste of the real world might be good for them.
    Comment by Xenon — November 27, 2006 @ 2:05 pm

    surely you don’t actually think they are spending any time in the “real world”… where ever they may be… always a bubble…


  17. cynicalgirl says:

    I love the bit about them running down the hall naked in the hotel! The linked article is a must read.


  18. DieNowForPeace says:

    Let me be the first to say, that if they are forced to cut their vaction short, I would be more than willing to have them stay with me.

    Comment by squegeeboo

    I find NOTHING attractive about ANYTHING spawned from the loins of Lady Satan and the AntiChrist.

    Fuggly, and yummy cigarette breath too.

    Have at it…


  19. Curlew says:

    Arrogance is certainly a genetically inherited trait in the Bush Crime Family


  20. micropolyphony says:

    stay the course!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  21. GSD says:

    That family sure knows how to lead the nation in times of war.

    -GSD


  22. therightisalwayswrong says:

    What do they do for a living, exactly?

    Too bad Britney and K-Fed split before W invited them to the White House for a sleepover. Those two could have classed up the joint.


  23. Happy Guy says:

    Wow, Pick Bush’s kids too. We left the Clinton’s sh!t-ugly kid out of the lime-light for the 8 years while he was getting BJs in the oval office.


  24. Zooey says:

    Jeebus, those two are deadly stupid girls.


  25. Erroll says:

    DieNowForPeace- #18

    Well said.


  26. Swordsbane says:

    What do they do for a living, exactly?

    Comment by therightisalwayswrong — November 27, 2006 @ 2:49 pm

    They’re scientists obviously: alchohol studies mainly.


  27. veritas says:

    Like father/Like daughters….obstinate fools who think they are “above the law”….why doesn’t the Argentina government simply pitch their fat, flabby butts out of there? What can you expect from that “dumb and dumber gene pool” though?


  28. veritas says:

    nasty little twits!


  29. margaret says:

    hey unhappy guy – did Chelsea go cavorting across South America having articles written about her running naked down the hotel corridors?


  30. veritas says:

    Maybe the people of this country should “enlist” them into the army and deploy them to Iraq?


  31. Zooey says:

    Let me be the first to say, that if they are forced to cut their vaction short, I would be more than willing to have them stay with me.
    Comment by squegeeboo

    Is there such a thing as a body condom…? :P


  32. veritas says:

    Karmic payback is a drag and it reaches out to everyone in the family of the wrongdoer…classic example right here. I certainly wouldn’t want to have any genetic connection to this disgraced lameduck.


  33. veritas says:

    Their alcoholism goes back genetically to Barbarella Bush….how many times did she do the Betty Ford clinic for booze? Of course, GWB inherited that and passed it on….along with the gene pool from Maniac-behind-the-wheel mama.


  34. Runningdoglackey says:

    #23 There, there. I know it’s tough losing the House and Senate, several Governors and State legislatures and a whole bunch of never-to-be-confirmed conservative judges.

    Just let go and get it all out, honey. If it helps to say “Clinton got a BJ,” why you go right ahead and say it.


  35. nostrafarious says:

    Pray for the day they all go by the way of the Romanov’s.


  36. Manuel says:

    They don’t want to be back to the states, imagine the pranks their buddies have for them after the elections ..


  37. Sharon Cox says:

    In response to #23 ROTFL….The jealously of some males goes on forever… Clinton is alway’s at fault…..LOL..You all have a nice day now ya hear and just as a parting thought……CLINTONS BEEN OUT OF OFFICE SINCE JANUARY 2000….Today’s date is Nov.27, 2006 and I don’t give a fig what the miserable little twin’s do but sure would like to see the headlines they had to do it in Bagdad…..Blessings all…


  38. keefer says:

    The twins are looking for real estate for daddy and his cronies. Just in case they need to leave the US real fast and find asylum.


  39. Kurt says:

    …why aren’t they fighting their daddy’s illegal war in Iraq and Afghanistan?


  40. barfly says:

    We left the Clinton’s sh!t-ugly kid out of the lime-light for the 8 years while he was getting BJs in the oval office.

    Comment by Happy Guy —

    Knuckledraggers like you laughed your asses off when Rush called Chelsea “the family dog,” so stick it up your Happy Hole.


  41. DRxJ says:

    Wow, Pick Bush’s kids too. We left the Clinton’s sh!t-ugly kid out of the lime-light for the 8 years while he was getting BJs in the oval office.
    Comment by Happy Guy — November 27, 2006 @ 2:51 pm

    Wow, does this post make any sense?
    I’m assuming Happy Dude is saying we shouldn’t be picking on emperor’s twins, but then he comes back with Clinton’s sh!t-ugly kid
    Try looking up that definition of hypocricy again, Happy dude.

    for the 8 years while he was getting BJs in the oval office

    Clinton was getting fellatio for his entire 8 year term? Geez, no wonder why you republicans are so jealous of “the man” Your once in a lifetime receipiants of oral favors so pale in comparison.
    Absolutely no wonder why you’re angry all the time.
    Oh, and by the way, great strawman (Can you really ever think on your own without resorting to Limbaugh/Hannity talking points?)


  42. j swift says:

    Nobody puts Jenna and Not Jenna in corner!


  43. Jebus loves me says:

    I HATE Bush. However:

    I’d do Jenna

    And don’t give me non of that under age talk. Her fake ID says she’s 21.


  44. squegeeboo says:

    Zoo
    Is there such a thing as a body condom…? :P

    Maybe taking a dip in latex paint? But it wouldn’t work anyways, we all know that abstinence is the only true solution, just ask the new head of Family Planning if you doubt me.


  45. Sharon Cox says:

    jebus loves you, I think you should take Zooey’s post at heart and consider a body condom…..Blessings


  46. RUCerious says:

    Instead of running naked in hotel corridors, perhaps they could serve some purpose by running naked in downtown Baghdad.


  47. aguafiero says:

    I heard the twins were re-enacting Che Guevara’s motorcycle trip, they especially liked the scene of the two sisters getting drunk in the little mountain town……..


  48. Tundra says:

    Let me be the first to say, that if they are forced to cut their vaction short, I would be more than willing to have them stay with me.

    Comment by squegeeboo — November 27, 2006 @ 2:07 pm

    Here, Here


  49. ForTruth says:

    Argentina is asking them to leave because all the male-produced genetic material is in thier digestive tracts, instead of making more Argentinians.


  50. DRxJ says:

    okay, who at 25 hasn’t run down a hotel hallway naked?
    Besides Happy Dude, of course!


  51. Zooey says:

    Argentina is asking them to leave because all the male-produced genetic material is in thier digestive tracts, instead of making more Argentinians.
    Comment by ForTruth

    Dammit! Now I have soup up my nose! Ow!


  52. Tundra says:

    Maybe taking a dip in latex paint? But it wouldn’t work anyways, we all know that abstinence is the only true solution, just ask the new head of Family Planning if you doubt me.

    Comment by squegeeboo — November 27, 2006 @ 3:16 pm

    Squegee practices Abstinence, Too bad it’s not by choice.


  53. Tobey Tall says:

    The best one was in a restaurant in new york when the twins tried to get a table for a meal the manager told them they were booked for the next 4 years


  54. PatrioticLiberalChristian(PLC) says:

    We left the Clinton’s sh!t-ugly kid out of the lime-light for the 8 years while he was getting BJs in the oval office. Comment by Happy Guy

    First, Bill and Hillary kept her out of the lime-light because it was the right thing to do for a child. Second, Chelsea kept herself out of the lime-light and she has been more mature and responsible than many so called adults, including you, who have attacked her because of how she happens to look. Third, how many orgasms can you have thinking about Clinton’s BJ?


  55. Tundra says:

    okay, who at 25 hasn’t run down a hotel hallway naked?
    Besides Happy Dude, of course!

    Comment by DRxJ — November 27, 2006 @ 3:27 pm

    I was wearing socks


  56. Zooey says:

    …abstinence is the only true solution, just ask the new head of Family Planning if you doubt me.
    Comment by squegeeboo

    I’m so proud of you, Squeegy. I’ll cancel the Jenna & Not Jenna look-alikes I got you for a Christmas threesome.

    Whew! That could have been embarassing…


  57. Zooey says:

    Third, how many orgasms can you have thinking about Clinton’s BJ?
    Comment by PatrioticLiberalChristian(PLC)

    I’m frickin’ trying to eat soup for lunch, and don’t want anymore of it going up my nose!


  58. ForTruth says:

    Yeah I’m sure these 2 girls are completely abstinent, (from an actual job).


  59. Tundra says:

    I’ll cancel the Jenna & Not Jenna look-alikes I got you for a Christmas threesome.

    You can send those to me Zoo, I’d hate to have you waste that gift and all. I’m sure I could think of something for them to do :)


  60. ForTruth says:

    Oh Yeah, and Democrats just took the entire Congress back, its still great to say it.


  61. ForTruth says:

    They need to hook up with Brittney and Paris, I hear its a real freakshow lately. Yes I have kept up on my entertainment news.


  62. barfly says:

    I look forward to the continued antics of these two; in retrospect, they’ll even make Billy Carter look good!

    I wonder if they’ve looked up any of their family’s old Odessa buddies.


  63. ForTruth says:

    So what’s the Bush twins’ curriculum vita? Chelsea’s is very impressive. And by the way, Chelsea was a late bloomer, she’s hot now.


  64. Zooey says:

    You can send those to me Zoo, I’d hate to have you waste that gift and all. I’m sure I could think of something for them to do :)
    Comment by Tundra

    Does your house need painting?

    They’ll be useless, you know…


  65. Manuel says:

    They just leaved Argentina, they were waiting to see a soccer match of Boca at La Bombonera, the most spectacular sports event in the world, 50,000 fans jumping and yelling songs for 90+ minutes non stop … I don’t blame them at all, it’s an unique experience !!


  66. Keith H. says:

    I thought those two had slit their wrists upon finding out who their father was.


  67. Theobromos says:

    The twins curriculum vita includes a soccer match, unintentionally however.
    They thought the tour guide said:
    “Sook here, batch


  68. barfly says:

    her undergraduate thesis was on her father’s mediation of the 1998 Northern Ireland peace agreement. Comment by Bill C`s alter ego

    Isn’t that like cheating?

    Although it would be hilarious to read a similar thesis by one of the twins regarding their father’s performance in the war on terror.


  69. Davkas says:

    Do the Bush twin have REAL jobs yet? Just wondering. How long ago did they graduate from college? two years?


  70. PatrioticLiberalChristian(PLC) says:

    Although it would be hilarious to read a similar thesis by one of the twins regarding their father’s performance in the war on terror. Comment by barfly

    I think they wrote one:

    I do not like terrorists and Saddam
    I do not like them Sam I am
    I will fight them all over there
    How many die I do not care
    I like power in my hands
    Iraqis do not need it in their lands
    All other reasons were just a sham
    I just like being a war President, Sam I am


  71. aguafiero says:

    the twins are researching the effects of having two Spring Breaks per year on their abilities to have a really good time…..
    And, by traveling between two hemispheres, they can claim that there is no such thing as climate change…….


  72. Candy Schultz says:

    I guess staying the course is a family value.


  73. RealScientist says:

    Just the usual Bush family my-way-or-the-highway attitude towards everyone else.


  74. Jackie says:

    The twins used drugs and illegally drank in the US since their Dad stole the Presidency. The White House picked a country where drugs/drunks is legal just to keep the girls from being arrested or paying out more money to people to keep their mouths shut. So the wild girls are now kicked out of another country. We see the true American family values that the GOP spoke about. Yes our so called cowardly drunk dumb President and his kids get kicked out of a country. What a sad example of the United States of America. But this is what the people voted for when they allowed Bush to be President.


  75. Flaco says:

    Zooey gives good h__d


  76. Marie says:

    Girls Gone Wild!
    Typical Bush family behavior and values.
    The press was not kind to Chelsea Clkinton particularly through her awkward teen years, but look at her today, a bright, intelligent, well-educated, attractive young woman – and what do you see when you see the Bush girls?


  77. dlet says:

    Zooey gives good h__d

    Comment by Flaco

    Ohh. Let me guess. Zooey gives good herd.

    I didn’t know Zooey was a shepard….hmm.


  78. JesusChrist_GodOfWAR says:

    #81 – …and what do you see when you see the Bush girls?

    Arrogant good for nothing sluts.


  79. RUCerious says:

    #68 – Zooey
    Maybe we could wrap them in body condoms, dunk them in paint and have them roll around against the side of the house.


  80. DRxJ says:

    Zooey gives good h__d
    Comment by Flaco — November 27, 2006 @ 4:21 pm

    Well, maybe, just maybe, she does! To which your insult becomes meaningless, as well as your post.
    by the way, if you mean head, well I agree! Zooey’s posts are generally thought inducing, with a tendency to fill your brain with knowledge which challenges your prior “programming”, which increases your ability to reason. Good Head, indeed!


  81. Juan C says:

    Comment by Marie

    Lets not exaggerate, please. Chelsea Clinton was and is still a not good looking girl, in my opinion. Her resume can be the best among all president´s kids but if my dad was president I would be in the UN, NASA or Russian Academy of Science. I couldnt care less about the twins, though.


  82. CoffinsDrapedWithFlags says:

    Beautiful… wish I could kick their father out of Washington, too, but he is insisting on staying another 2 years. Like father, like daughters… no surprises in this dysfunctional family. Even his daughters are unwelcomed in other countries. That’s sad.


  83. Zooey says:

    Good Head, indeed!
    Comment by DRxJ

    Oh my god, DRxJ. For a second, I thought I was going to have to put out a contract on you, and then I realized you were responding to that sick little punk-assed stalker.

    Thank you DRxJ & dlet. :)


  84. CoffinsDrapedWithFlags says:

    Thursday night, an ABC News producer was able to walk into their hotel unchecked and engage Barbara Bush in conversation while she checked her e-mail on a computer in the lobby. Jenna sat talking with friends on a sofa nearby. No Secret Service agents were anywhere to be seen in the lobby, according to ABC News’ Joe Goldman.

    This can’t be true, can it? No SS agents??? These girls must be really repulsive to have the SS agents avoiding them. Maybe this is a kidnap plot that didn’t work. You know, keep us afraid, the twins get kidnapped and which means that America is now kidnapped… no one wants them. That’s sad.


  85. Tundra says:

    A couple people have said they were unwelcomed in Argentina.

    The U.S Embassy asked them to leave, Argentina didn’t.


  86. aguafiero says:

    #89….
    Apparently the SS were occupied elsewhere, one of them had an “off-duty” altercation at a club, before the twits got there…. trying to score some chemical happiness for them ahead of time, mayhaps?
    Guess the deal went south…..


  87. Flaco says:

    by the way, if you mean head, well I agree! Zooey’s lips are generally erection inducing, with a tendency to fill your brain with pleasure which which increases your ability to release. Good Head, indeed!

    Comment by DRxJ


  88. ElectricBassPlayer says:

    “Let me be the first to say, that if they are forced to cut their vaction short, I would be more than willing to have them stay with me.

    Comment by squegeeboo — November 27, 2006 @ 2:07 pm”

    Squeege! Welcome aboard — haven’t seen you here before.

    Typically cheeky comment, LOL

    — TACurtis


  89. aguafiero says:

    flaccid Flaco feels frustrated fondling fellows for free


  90. Zooey says:

    Spudge,

    The Bush twins have never been and will never be that classy.


  91. Zooey says:

    Spudge,

    If Argentina wanted the girls to leave, wouldn’t they ask the US Embassy to facilitate that?


  92. Zooey says:

    Ah, I see. Thanks anyway, Spudge.


  93. katy says:

    heard on rachel maddow earlier this evening:

    Update: One Twin Stays, One Twin Goes

    November 27, 2006 5:13 PM
    Joe Goldman Reports:

    ABC News has now learned First Daughter Barbara Bush left Argentina late Sunday night, after being urged to cut short a birthday vacation trip by U.S. embassy officials concerned about the security of the Bush twins after a week of intense media coverage.

    Her sister Jenna, however, plans to remain in Argentina until Dec. 6, sources told ABC News.

    http://blogs.abcnews.com/theblotter/2006/11/update_one_twin.html
    .


  94. Tundra says:

    Oooohhhh Jenna stayed, perhaps she needs some company there. A shoulder to cry on if you will. when is the next flight?


  95. Juan C says:

    Argentinians love white girls running naked down hallways.
    Comment by Spudge_Boy
    Hey, hey, there. How did you meet my sisters? :)

    This is not a provocation but, if there are ugly women in Argentina, their last names are Bush.


  96. John Deek says:

    GUYS GUYS GUYS… lets get the focus back to something more subtantiative… like which one would you rather bang?

    My vote is for Jenna, shes much better looking, but Barbara looks more like a cocksucker.


  97. AnaHadWolves says:

    The Bush “Doublemint Twins” in Argentina acting imperious, huffy and arrogant? Sounds like they’re in Buenas Aires for the “Eva Peron” festival for spoiled, cloying and f*ucked up women.


  98. Ego Sum says:

    BTW, even with the full security preparedness of the USA security entourage of the two GW’s mini-mes… some thief lifted their wallet… so much from the increased security and protection of USA interests after the 9/11…


  99. Gary says:

    It worth note that a recent poll or American teenage girls had the Hilton sisters ranked as top roll-models. That’s right, ROLL-MODELS! Apparently this country thinks that rich priveleged skanks were not all created equal. The Bush twins try to experience the world and maybe even were seen without all their clothes on and the response is to kick them out of the country and villify them. If the Hiltons did that, someone would build them a statue, name a street and declare a national holiday for them. Double standards suck. All previous posters need to check logic against emotion. Letting MTV form your opinions is no way to approach your own independence.


  100. DRxJ says:

    Letting MTV form your opinions is no way to approach your own independence.

    Comment by Gary
    Might I add: Letting Rush/Hannity/O’Reily/Coulter form you opinions is no way to approach your own independence


  101. Gary says:

    I agree. I’d recommend “The Economist”. It’s not an American rag with American slant. It’s the most objective look at our country that I’ve found.


  102. robert says:

    Might I add: Letting Rush/Hannity/O’Reily/Coulter form you opinions is no way to approach your own independence

    Comment by DRxJ

    Don’t forget Moore, Franken, and Garofalo


  103. bushwhack says:

    Robert… are you the same ‘Robert’ from the movie “Time Bandits”? The deformed henchman who has to explain to Evil all about computors and direct -trunk dialing?
    Just curious…………..


  104. Flaco says:

    Jeebus, those two are deadly stupid girls.

    Comment by Zooey

    Yep
    Zooey those two brain cells still working overtime.
    Nothing new in that empty shithead of yours.


  105. Flaco says:

    Zooey what size are your boobs?



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