Rush Limbaugh, on what he’s learned about women
By on Dec 1st, 2006 at 6:50 pm
Rush Limbaugh, on what he’s learned about women
from his cat: “She’s actually a very smart cat. She gets loved. She gets adoration. She gets petted. She gets fed. And she doesn’t have to do anything for it, which is why I say this cat’s taught me more about women, than anything my whole life.”
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Rush can learn
December 1st, 2006 at 6:55 pmAnd this guy gets laid — ever!?
Obviously, Rush Limpdick doesn’t put the pussy on a pedestal — unless it have four legs and hacks up hairballs.
December 1st, 2006 at 6:56 pmHe sickens me
December 1st, 2006 at 6:59 pmZooey loved your comment. Now we know he deserves the name “Limpballs”
December 1st, 2006 at 7:00 pmAnd if it were a male cat, what assumptions might Limbaugh make?
December 1st, 2006 at 7:01 pmwait – does that link go to his voice?… i can’t do that…
December 1st, 2006 at 7:02 pmwhat is the context of this confessional? … limpball’s a cat person? …
too bad for cats…
too bad for cats…
Comment by katy
With Bill Frist, at least there’s an end in sight…
December 1st, 2006 at 7:07 pmkaty, the link goes to Media Matters, and the transcript.
December 1st, 2006 at 7:08 pmAnd she doesn’t have to do anything for it
Yes, she does.
She has to put up with you. You talk as if that wasn’t a full time job, you sorry excuse of a human being.
Even cats have standards.
December 1st, 2006 at 7:09 pmMy guess is Rush saw “Felix the Cat” in his younger and more impressionable days and has been meowing up the wrong tree ever since.
December 1st, 2006 at 7:13 pmAh, yes. A typical Friday night at Limpball’s house . . . a fine cigar to smoke, a glass of wine (or two), an adoring cat and a tube of K-Y Jelly.
December 1st, 2006 at 7:13 pmYes, they do. This calls for a cat intervention….poor baby.
December 1st, 2006 at 7:15 pm
You train a dog to do what you want.
A cat trains you to do what it wants.
And Rush is a total moron, too many oxy’s on the brain.
December 1st, 2006 at 7:15 pmIt’s the only pussy that Rush’ll get.
December 1st, 2006 at 7:16 pmI thought neocons are supposed to hate cats? You know – witches’ companions and all that ridiculous nonsense that caused them to burn them alongside women at the stake?
December 1st, 2006 at 7:23 pmWhy does anyone date this cretin?
December 1st, 2006 at 7:30 pmI can’t possibly add anything to the many humorous comments here.
It’s a fact – liberals have a better sense of humor.
Marie I totally agree. I have yet to find a trully funny neocon comedian. Wait….is that an oxymoron?
December 1st, 2006 at 7:34 pmYou need to read this!
December 1st, 2006 at 7:35 pmIt’s a Dream made Fiction hopefully comes true:
http://www.tomdispatch.com/index.mhtml?pid=143205
I live in the Detroit burbs. My question is similar to the one I ask Lions faithful every year. When are people going to simply stop listening?
December 1st, 2006 at 7:41 pmAnd Rush has been married HOW many times?
December 1st, 2006 at 7:47 pmAnd Rush has been married HOW many times?
Comment by KRank
I didn’t know you could marry a cat…
December 1st, 2006 at 7:49 pmHe sounds like a very lonely individual.
December 1st, 2006 at 7:50 pmso, he’d be happy to have his woman slink around the house, sleeping most of the time, marking all the corners of each room, rubbing her length against whatever and scratching in the litter box?…
December 1st, 2006 at 7:54 pmi’m sure he’d think that was just wonnerful…
I don’t know about anyone else’s cat, but mine knows her name, comes when she’s called, and is infinitely more pleasurable than my two dogs.
December 1st, 2006 at 7:54 pm#18
December 1st, 2006 at 7:55 pmI have been reading excerpts from that book – it’s fiction that certainly would be welcome and deserved in real life.
Rush is a moron, but that is funny.
December 1st, 2006 at 7:57 pmnow, this part is why he has to go on south american sex jaunts… such a patronising and condescending a-hole:
December 1st, 2006 at 7:58 pm“[s]he’s smart enough to know she can’t feed herself…”
grrrrr.
*poof* am i gone again???
Comment by andrea makris
I see you, j.
December 1st, 2006 at 8:10 pmHaven’t we heard enough from this fox friend.
December 1st, 2006 at 8:22 pmI hope the female sex rips this asshole to shreads.
If he is still on the air next week, we know rush and rupert have something going.
A tacky sexist joke as told by a tacky sexist joke. Seems consistent to me.
December 1st, 2006 at 8:28 pmj, I watched that video (without sound because my headphone took a dive). Malkin is weird — lots of exaggerated facial expressions. I can see why you like her. Ugh.
Who cares about Britney’s whoo haw? Or her anything?
December 1st, 2006 at 8:39 pmHer popularity will go down, she’ll figure it out, and she’ll grow up. **yawn**
There are women who will have sex with Rush Limbaugh.
For free.
That’s just sad.
Now I need Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones to erase my memory so I never have to think about that again.
December 1st, 2006 at 8:39 pmrush has the brain of a Dubya
December 1st, 2006 at 8:40 pmthe two of them outta get together sometime…
on a desert island…
far away from the rest of us.
Now I need Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones to erase my memory so I never have to think about that again.
Comment by Joe Bua
Me next — Britney’s whoo haw… Ew.
December 1st, 2006 at 8:47 pmhttp://www.calloutrush.blogspot.com
December 1st, 2006 at 9:50 pmShe has to do one thing Rush. She has to live with you.
December 1st, 2006 at 10:41 pmI’m surprised that he has a brain in the first place.
December 1st, 2006 at 10:48 pm#41 – Karim,
December 1st, 2006 at 10:54 pmEven a slug has a brain, the only thing that differentiates it from Rush is that it is not as slimy.
Hmm.. why did mediamatters staple that tucker carlson clip onto the end of that Limbaugh clip? They’re 100% unrelated. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I love MM, it just seems like an odd thing to do.
December 1st, 2006 at 11:17 pmHmm.. why did mediamatters staple that tucker carlson clip onto the end of that Limbaugh clip?
Comment by Dave M.
Bonus giggles and grins?
December 2nd, 2006 at 12:05 amRush hates women because he can’t please them. He’s too into pleasing himself.
December 2nd, 2006 at 12:48 amHmm……. one is always more insightful under the influence of drugs…. take Rush for example……
I wonder if he will ever realise that ‘talking at’ someone is not the same as ‘talking too’ someone?
There is a lot more to a fulfilling relationship than being a martyr.
December 2nd, 2006 at 4:21 amComment by I didnt have sex with that woman — December 2, 2006 @ 4:12 am
Or any woman for that matter.
Hey schizo, posting on a Friday night? Poor little sexless drone.
December 2nd, 2006 at 4:22 amAnd before you try a turn-around, I’m here because I just got off work – but you are truly pathetic trying to post the same drivel. I really think you should seek psychiatric assistance, before you hurt yourself.
December 2nd, 2006 at 4:26 amHere when you are, mental midget.
December 2nd, 2006 at 4:27 amI’m in San Diego. C’mon down, little man.
December 2nd, 2006 at 4:28 amI am at LAX you pussy.
come get some bitch… schitzo
So you’re working the men’s room again?
December 2nd, 2006 at 4:31 amHow much do you charge? For the oral, I mean.
December 2nd, 2006 at 4:32 amLet me know when your pimp says it’s ok for you to take a break, and I’ll kick your ass up between your elbows.
December 2nd, 2006 at 4:34 amComment by barfly is my dicks best friend —
Only pussies keep changing their names.
December 2nd, 2006 at 4:36 amOr meet me somewhere, and I’ll gladly pound you.
December 2nd, 2006 at 4:39 amLax is a little far; I’ll meet you in Tustin at the Denny’s parking lot about 10:00 am. Bring a weapon.
December 2nd, 2006 at 4:42 amWhat’s the matter? Running away already?
December 2nd, 2006 at 4:43 amAnd if you don’t show, expect to be called out every time you post, coward.
December 2nd, 2006 at 4:44 amWhat’s the matter? Have you suddenly decided that you’ve got other priorities, coward?
December 2nd, 2006 at 4:46 amTalk tough, and run away, just like the other conservatives I’ve punked.
December 2nd, 2006 at 4:47 amOK, where at Lax? I guess I’ll have to come looking for you. C’mon chickenhawk!
December 2nd, 2006 at 4:49 amI wonder how wacked out on booze and goofballs he was when he said that.
December 2nd, 2006 at 8:30 amHow does Daryn Kagan sleep at night? I’m guessing it involves pills and vodka
December 2nd, 2006 at 8:39 amfor shame, barfly… that’s really embarrassing…
December 2nd, 2006 at 9:38 amno way nearly as embarrassing as your constant patronization and judgemental busy-body mentality. why don’t you just mind your own business for once and all?
December 2nd, 2006 at 9:58 amoh really…
December 2nd, 2006 at 10:22 amwell, if i didn’t see that crap on my own screen, then it wouldn’t be my business… as it is, it’s embarrassing that people show this ugly side to others…
and you’re not helping either…
Actually, my close studies on rat’s behaviours makes me understand more and more the Republicans everyday: small government, survival of the fittest, hoarding of riches, inbreeding, aggresive instincts…
December 2nd, 2006 at 11:35 amit’s embarrassing that people show this ugly side to others…
and you’re not helping either…
Comment by katy —
If you noticed, he didn’t post again after I shut him up. The piece of dung has been infesting the boards for days, and he was the first to threaten me. If your delicate sensibilities were offended, too bad.
December 2nd, 2006 at 12:39 pmit’s embarrassing that people show this ugly side to others…
and you’re not helping either…
Comment by katy —
So calling him out, and defending myself is embarrassing to you? Tough.
December 2nd, 2006 at 12:41 pmLOL sounds about right to me!
rotflmao
December 2nd, 2006 at 1:02 pmBarfly~I’m gay too;I’ll also meet you in the bathroom at LAX.
December 2nd, 2006 at 1:41 pmDrxJ and barfly together huh?
Sounds like a good snuff film where you both kill eachother.
December 2nd, 2006 at 1:54 pmBarfly~I’m gay too;I’ll also meet you in the bathroom at LAX.
Comment by DRxJ
Still waiting for you to tell me where and when, coward. Now run away again, like a good little chickenhawk.
December 2nd, 2006 at 3:38 pmso,its good to behave like a cat once a while
December 2nd, 2006 at 6:32 pmRush learned alot from women for sure. He smeared cod liver oil on his tiny balls and salmon pate to get them to lick it off. He is one sick MOFO. I can’t wait till Daryn Kagin writes a tell all book about this fat chunk of dogshit and how his balls were slapping her chin.
December 2nd, 2006 at 8:23 pmThis thread confused me. DRxJ said something out of character…guessing it is one of those ID stealing Republicans. TP MUST do something about those lowlifes instead of cutting me off for outing them.
December 2nd, 2006 at 8:24 pmAlso, what has Rush Limbaugh learned about women…or at least Dominican prostitutes…they will suck him off for money. Guess he thinks that all women are that desperate…my apologies to that idiot, Daryn Kagen.
December 2nd, 2006 at 8:31 pmHomer Simpson is more thoughtful about women than Rush Limbaugh:
HOMER: Son, a woman is a lot like a… [looks around] a refrigerator! They’re about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and… um…[spots his can of Duff] Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you’d step over your own mother just to get one! [downs the beer] But you can’t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!
December 2nd, 2006 at 8:47 pmLOL, AndrewJ, that was way more insightful than any or Rushes womanhating, feminazi rant. Come on dittoheads, do you really want to follow a guy who can’t get laid without the help of Merck and a 100 dollar bill? You are all as pathetic as he.
December 2nd, 2006 at 9:05 pmI think “Rush” and “learn” shouldn’t be used in the same sentence together…
December 3rd, 2006 at 12:00 amRush Limbaugh has a cat, no wonder I prefer dogs
December 3rd, 2006 at 10:50 pm