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Cheney reemerges.

By Nico Pitney on Dec 5th, 2006 at 2:42 pm

Cheney reemerges.

“Remember Dick Cheney? The Vice President, rarely seen at public events these days, will preside over the Senate on Thursday during Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist’s farewell speech on the Senate floor.”



33 Responses to “Cheney reemerges.”

  1. RUCerious says:

    Suppose he’ll tell frisky Frist to go F*ck Himself???


  2. The Trucker Pundit says:

    …after which he will shoot Frist in the face.

    (Damn… that was just TOO easy!)


  3. RUCerious says:

    Notice to all owner/operators of the LyingBastardometer!
    Turn this device off during the Frist farewell speech. Failure to do so will invalidate whatever remaining portion of your warranty is left.


  4. Zimzone says:

  5. ForTruth says:

    Cheney re-emerges from a major reconstruction of his vital organs, and recharging of his dilithuim crystals.


  6. Tuber says:

    I’m getting all misty just thinking about it.


  7. Louis says:

    I hope he takes good notes.


  8. impeachcheneythenbush says:

    I hope this is a gesture of respect for the VP to his party’s majority leader in the Senate…and not a need to break a tie.


  9. Zimzone says:

    Frist Bill, then Cheney?


  10. squegeeboo says:

    So does that mean 6 more weeks of winter, or is it the other way?


  11. BlueArkansas says:

    I thought I noticed menacingly dark clouds gathering to the east…


  12. dlet says:

    He has rejuvenated himself by traveling to Saudi Arabia to savor the purest oil closest to its source then to his underground labyrinth to feast on puppy blood. He is now strong enough to preside over the Senate and scowl at his sworn enemies.


  13. Kay says:

    Cheney has reemerged from The Dark Side only to look at himself in the mirror only to see : Pure Evil.


  14. KingCranky says:

    Now THIS is power, pure, raw, unadulterated power

    He is now strong enough to preside over the Senate and scowl at his sworn enemies.

    That’s too good a line-”scowl at his sworn enemies”-not to use elsewhere, and you’ll always get the credit rightfully due


  15. Zooey says:

    The transfusion of fresh cute puppy blood was successful this time.


  16. john o. says:

    And if he sees his shadow we will have 2 more years of political and spiritual winter.


  17. Marie says:

    And a chill wind will mysteriously come over the room.


  18. Jebus loves me says:

    His undisclosed bunker was starting to smell, so he emerged to get some air. and maybe shoot some people quails.


  19. Jackie says:

    VP should annouce the book his wife wrote a porn book called Sisters about a lesbian romance. One could only guess or hope this book was not from personal experience. Or maybe notes from her daughter from her experience. Either way this family has problems and if this is an example of Christian family values we’re in Big trouble.


  20. turlte says:

    #19. Lay-off the Cheneys Jackie… if you were the wife of Dick Cheney you’d turn lesbian too.


  21. IgnoranceIsNotBliss says:

  22. Rebel In CA says:

    Will they play the “Imperial March” from Star Wars as Dead-Eye Dick enters the Senate Chamber?
    (Frist I am your father, give yourself to the Dark Side and together we defeat the emperor)

    Just being silly…


  23. katy says:

    marie and rebel – both my ideas! … well put…
    maybe add a smoke machine and it would be perfect…

    (marie – how is the new high speed connection? – wasn’t that you?)


  24. Rebel In CA says:

    Katy

    We will definitely need the smoke machine.


  25. CoffinsDrapedWithFlags says:

    Here’s something to say to the cat killer Frist “good f*&king riddance and don’t come back. Here’s your hat, what’ s your hurry and don’t let the door hit you on the way out”. To the dickless Cheney, “go f*&k yourself”.


  26. JPark says:

    #15 I laughed at that…and I don’t laugh.


  27. Marie says:

    #23 katy,
    Yes, I finally went to high speed about a month ago. Videos are so much quicker now.
    I don’t like the new email system, so I retained my old one for the time being. Old dogs new tricks, you know how it goes.
    One day I will change my email address but not now.


  28. katy says:

    marie – glad it’s working out for you…know all about the new tricks… have my own computer oddities which shall remain secret…

    i asked tho, because you posted a story earlier without the link and so i wondered if you changed your mind about the upgrade or if you were bypassing the TP spam filter… i’m guessing the latter…


  29. WaltTheMan says:

    Cheney reemerging brings to mind “The Creature from the Black Lagoon”. That would date me, I guess.



  30. Think Progress » Frist In Farewell Address: ‘Let Us Not Allow…Destructive Partisanship On This Floor’ says:

    [...] Today, with Vice President Cheney presiding over the Senate chamber, Bill Frist delivered his farewell address, urging his colleagues not to be influenced by “destructive partisanship.” Watch it: var flvfristfarewell3202409064 = new SWFObject(’/wp-content/plugins/flvplayer.swf?file=http://images1.americanprogress.org/il80web20037/ThinkProgress/flv/2006/12/fristfarewell.320.240.flv&autoStart=false’, ‘em-flvfristfarewell3202409064′, ‘320′, ‘260′, ‘6′, ‘#ffffff’); flvfristfarewell3202409064.addParam(’quality’, ‘high’); flvfristfarewell3202409064.addParam(’wmode’, ‘transparent’); flvfristfarewell3202409064.write(’flvfristfarewell3202409064′); [...]


  31. Whataweenie » Blog Archive » Frist In Farewell Address: ‘Let Us Not Allow…Destructive Partisanship On This Floor’ says:

    [...] Today, with Vice President Cheney presiding over the Senate chamber, Bill Frist delivered his farewell address, urging his colleagues not to be influenced by “destructive partisanship.” [...]


  32. ShockedAwe.com » Blog Archive » news says:

    [...] Today, with Vice President Cheney presiding over the Senate chamber, Bill Frist delivered his farewell address, urging his colleagues not to be influenced by “destructive partisanship.” [...]



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