“Remember Dick Cheney? The Vice President, rarely seen at public events these days, will preside over the Senate on Thursday during Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist’s farewell speech on the Senate floor.”
Notice to all owner/operators of the LyingBastardometer!
Turn this device off during the Frist farewell speech. Failure to do so will invalidate whatever remaining portion of your warranty is left.
He has rejuvenated himself by traveling to Saudi Arabia to savor the purest oil closest to its source then to his underground labyrinth to feast on puppy blood. He is now strong enough to preside over the Senate and scowl at his sworn enemies.
VP should annouce the book his wife wrote a porn book called Sisters about a lesbian romance. One could only guess or hope this book was not from personal experience. Or maybe notes from her daughter from her experience. Either way this family has problems and if this is an example of Christian family values we’re in Big trouble.
Will they play the “Imperial March” from Star Wars as Dead-Eye Dick enters the Senate Chamber?
(Frist I am your father, give yourself to the Dark Side and together we defeat the emperor)
Here’s something to say to the cat killer Frist “good f*&king riddance and don’t come back. Here’s your hat, what’ s your hurry and don’t let the door hit you on the way out”. To the dickless Cheney, “go f*&k yourself”.
#23 katy,
Yes, I finally went to high speed about a month ago. Videos are so much quicker now.
I don’t like the new email system, so I retained my old one for the time being. Old dogs new tricks, you know how it goes.
One day I will change my email address but not now.
marie – glad it’s working out for you…know all about the new tricks… have my own computer oddities which shall remain secret…
i asked tho, because you posted a story earlier without the link and so i wondered if you changed your mind about the upgrade or if you were bypassing the TP spam filter… i’m guessing the latter…
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[...] Today, with Vice President Cheney presiding over the Senate chamber, Bill Frist delivered his farewell address, urging his colleagues not to be influenced by “destructive partisanship.†[...]
[...] Today, with Vice President Cheney presiding over the Senate chamber, Bill Frist delivered his farewell address, urging his colleagues not to be influenced by “destructive partisanship.” [...]
Suppose he’ll tell frisky Frist to go F*ck Himself???
December 5th, 2006 at 2:44 pm…after which he will shoot Frist in the face.
(Damn… that was just TOO easy!)
December 5th, 2006 at 2:46 pmNotice to all owner/operators of the LyingBastardometer!
December 5th, 2006 at 2:49 pmTurn this device off during the Frist farewell speech. Failure to do so will invalidate whatever remaining portion of your warranty is left.
DUCK!
December 5th, 2006 at 2:50 pmCheney re-emerges from a major reconstruction of his vital organs, and recharging of his dilithuim crystals.
December 5th, 2006 at 2:53 pmI’m getting all misty just thinking about it.
December 5th, 2006 at 2:57 pmI hope he takes good notes.
December 5th, 2006 at 2:58 pmI hope this is a gesture of respect for the VP to his party’s majority leader in the Senate…and not a need to break a tie.
December 5th, 2006 at 3:04 pmFrist Bill, then Cheney?
December 5th, 2006 at 3:13 pmSo does that mean 6 more weeks of winter, or is it the other way?
December 5th, 2006 at 3:15 pmI thought I noticed menacingly dark clouds gathering to the east…
December 5th, 2006 at 3:15 pmHe has rejuvenated himself by traveling to Saudi Arabia to savor the purest oil closest to its source then to his underground labyrinth to feast on puppy blood. He is now strong enough to preside over the Senate and scowl at his sworn enemies.
December 5th, 2006 at 3:19 pmCheney has reemerged from The Dark Side only to look at himself in the mirror only to see : Pure Evil.
December 5th, 2006 at 3:33 pmNow THIS is power, pure, raw, unadulterated power
That’s too good a line-”scowl at his sworn enemies”-not to use elsewhere, and you’ll always get the credit rightfully due
December 5th, 2006 at 3:49 pmThe transfusion of fresh cute puppy blood was successful this time.
December 5th, 2006 at 3:50 pmAnd if he sees his shadow we will have 2 more years of political and spiritual winter.
December 5th, 2006 at 4:13 pmAnd a chill wind will mysteriously come over the room.
December 5th, 2006 at 4:19 pmHis undisclosed bunker was starting to smell, so he emerged to get some air. and maybe shoot some
December 5th, 2006 at 4:27 pmpeoplequails.VP should annouce the book his wife wrote a porn book called Sisters about a lesbian romance. One could only guess or hope this book was not from personal experience. Or maybe notes from her daughter from her experience. Either way this family has problems and if this is an example of Christian family values we’re in Big trouble.
December 5th, 2006 at 4:28 pm#19. Lay-off the Cheneys Jackie… if you were the wife of Dick Cheney you’d turn lesbian too.
December 5th, 2006 at 4:38 pmRun Frist! Run!
December 5th, 2006 at 4:41 pmWill they play the “Imperial March” from Star Wars as Dead-Eye Dick enters the Senate Chamber?
(Frist I am your father, give yourself to the Dark Side and together we defeat the emperor)
Just being silly…
December 5th, 2006 at 4:53 pmmarie and rebel – both my ideas! … well put…
maybe add a smoke machine and it would be perfect…
(marie – how is the new high speed connection? – wasn’t that you?)
December 5th, 2006 at 5:19 pmKaty
We will definitely need the smoke machine.
December 5th, 2006 at 5:49 pmHere’s something to say to the cat killer Frist “good f*&king riddance and don’t come back. Here’s your hat, what’ s your hurry and don’t let the door hit you on the way out”. To the dickless Cheney, “go f*&k yourself”.
December 5th, 2006 at 7:35 pm#15 I laughed at that…and I don’t laugh.
December 5th, 2006 at 10:39 pm#23 katy,
December 5th, 2006 at 10:53 pmYes, I finally went to high speed about a month ago. Videos are so much quicker now.
I don’t like the new email system, so I retained my old one for the time being. Old dogs new tricks, you know how it goes.
One day I will change my email address but not now.
marie – glad it’s working out for you…know all about the new tricks… have my own computer oddities which shall remain secret…
i asked tho, because you posted a story earlier without the link and so i wondered if you changed your mind about the upgrade or if you were bypassing the TP spam filter… i’m guessing the latter…
December 6th, 2006 at 12:45 amCheney reemerging brings to mind “The Creature from the Black Lagoon”. That would date me, I guess.
December 6th, 2006 at 5:10 pmWhere is duck hunting Dick?…
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December 7th, 2006 at 4:54 pm[...] Today, with Vice President Cheney presiding over the Senate chamber, Bill Frist delivered his farewell address, urging his colleagues not to be influenced by “destructive partisanship.†[...]
December 8th, 2006 at 5:41 pm[...] Today, with Vice President Cheney presiding over the Senate chamber, Bill Frist delivered his farewell address, urging his colleagues not to be influenced by “destructive partisanship.” [...]
December 9th, 2006 at 2:03 pm