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Santorum: Fox News’ newest pundit?

By Amanda Terkel on Dec 13th, 2006 at 10:20 am

Santorum: Fox News’ newest pundit?

“A month after suffering the largest defeat by a Senate incumbent in a quarter-century,” Sen. Rick Santorum (R-PA) is “negotiating a cable deal, which political insiders say most likely is with Fox — though MSNBC and CNN have been mentioned as well.”



42 Responses to “Santorum: Fox News’ newest pundit?”

  1. subpoena power says:

    yes, yes…just what the cable news networks need—another conservative to represent the backwash demographic.


  2. theswan says:

    Ricki is a sure way to loose viewers.


  3. Theo says:

    Can we get the phrase “suffered the largest defeat by a Senate incumbent in a quarter-century” inserted after every mention of Santorum’s name from now on?

    I really, really like the sound of that. :)


  4. tarazan says:

    He is rewarded by networks for serving the public well when it comes to war and peace. He left dreaming about starting another war….sad..he can talk about it now on any of these networks ..my guess is he will be on FOX joining O”Reilly, Hannity and the rest of the war faction group.


  5. New Yorker says:

    Say this is not true. I thought we were rid of “Man on Dog” Sanatorium. Pox News will be even more putrid than it is now.


  6. New Yorker says:

    Say this is not true. I thought we were rid of “Man on Dog” Sanatorium. Pox News will be even more putrid than it is now.


  7. Edward says:

    Here is what some papers missed of Santorum’s last speech. Still using Islamic Fascism.

    Enjoy.

    http://pittsburghpanthers.cstv.com/sports/m-footbl/mtt/walker_david00.html


  8. Vance says:

    The “republiQueens”(mine) just love to reward the failures amongst them dont they?


  9. Zooey says:

    Please, Santa, please, please!? I’ve been very good…well, pretty good…, please let Ricky have this new job….

    Heh.


  10. OxyCon says:

    There just isn’t enough crazy people on TeeVee these days!


  11. Edward says:

  12. upside00 says:

    Can you think of a better place for Rick the Prick to land than Faux News? He will make the perfect bookend to Bill O’ and Hannitee-hee!!


  13. Marie says:

    We will be relatively free of “man on dog” Santorum if he goes to FOX because we rarely watch the propaganda channel — we will be subjected to his countenance on the TV screen only when he utters incredibly stupid remarks.
    Hmmm, come to think of it, we may see more of him than I thought.


  14. Mr Diddy Wah Diddy says:

    “I went out and I walked around.
    Somebody said ‘Look who’s in town.’”


  15. Democrat Soldier says:

    The graphic for his show can include the shadow of a dog being chased by a man.

    Either that or the graphics can say:
    “I lost my Senate race due to my ultra-extreme positions, so Fox gave me my own show!”


  16. Raven says:

    I was wondering who was going to be Tony Snow’s replacement……


  17. nigel says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs78qttc5Ag

    He should stop being a chicken hawk and enlist.


  18. upside00 says:

    #16 – Raven

    NO ONE could replace Tony Snow-job……he may be the best ‘Pretend’ newsman to ever walk behind a podium.


  19. Raven says:

    #18 – upside
    agreed, tony blow is the best thing to ever happen for the Bush legacy……….


  20. kelso says:

    That’s awesome. Rick was the biggest reject of the Republiklan ‘revolution’.

    So of course he will be on FOX. That’s where all the disgraced politicians go when they die. It’s like that disney movie, “All Dogs go to Heaven”, except these dogs go to hell, aka faux news.


  21. tarazan says:

    And what possibly the viewers can learn from Ricky that they already do not know ? !! Of course knowledge is not the reason television shows are made. It is to bring more dollars to the station…and as a FOX man, Ricky will give them a lot of stories that cannot be proven or substanciated like their other shows…in the network chase for more dollars.


  22. dlet says:

    Maybe they will have him as the anchor for the conservative version of the “Daily Show”. That would be a worth a viewing. Santorum trying to be funny…..funny ha ha…not funny stupid like usual.


  23. ForTruth says:

    Rick Sanitarium is starting a home decorating show, first up. Formaldahyde jar on the mantle, ew.


  24. RUCerious says:

    They could add him as a color commentator to the O’Riled up show. they’d make a great couple. Like Burns and Allen, Benny and Rochester, Simon and Whatshisname.


  25. RUCerious says:

    On the other hand, it would bring new meaning to the phrase,
    Dog, Man and Pony show!


  26. Publicus says:

    Who would want him, except the losers at Fox?!


  27. mparker says:

    Can we get a green screen in Tom Delay’s cell so he can do the weather too.

    “And now, Jack Abramoff with sports.”


  28. michael says:

    “There just isn’t enough crazy people on TeeVee these days!”

    You consider Rick to be crazy? Why?


  29. ForTruth says:

    micheal, stfu. You know why, you are just baiting poeple.


  30. rail says:

    “Man on Fox”?


  31. upside00 says:

    #29 – You consider Rick to be crazy? Why? by Michael

    Maybe you should ask the 60+% of the people in PA who voted his ugly ass outs office!


  32. Gregor Samsa says:

    MSNBC and CNN have also been mentioned?

    Ah, that darn liberal media…


  33. PatrioticLiberalChristian(PLC) says:

    “Man on Fox”? Comment by rail

    Fantastic!


  34. El Tonno says:

    #15 “I lost my Senate race due to my ultra-extreme positions, so Fox gave me my own show!”

    T-Shirt. Now.


  35. Kermit the Freedom Frog says:

    Will Fox News give him back pay for his work in the Senate?


  36. Kermit the Freedom Frog says:

    #35 Sounds slightly better than, “I traded arms for hostages and sold weapons to America’s enemies, now I have my own TV show on Fox News!”


  37. Alexandra says:

    What crap, we got rid of him in PA so that he could go and and be even more of a national mouthpiece for the extreme right of the Republican Party? Like cockaroaches, no matter how many times you try to stomp the damn things, they’re still there.


  38. loretta says:

    maybe he wants Tony Snow’s job……who cares, who watches Fox anyway? Like I always said, “Fox” and “journalist” just don’t fit in the same sentence.


  39. tom baker says:

    Nice……that’ll really be impressive. HA!!!!


  40. Daniel K. says:

    Dude’s good-lookin’, knows a lot of big words, is wrong about everything… he was born to be a pundit.


  41. Laird says:

    I have never been a fan of Fox News, personally, but if they hire Rick Santorum, I will boycott the station. We worked hard enough to get him out of the Senate; why would we want to see him on the news now?


  42. Laird says:

    I’m just surprised that no one has mentioned Dan Savage’s “Frothy mix” nickname for Santorum. That’s the funniest thing I’ve heard in years.



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