Comments on: The war on Christmas explained. http://thinkprogress.org/2006/12/20/the-war-on-christmas-explained/ Thu, 26 Nov 2009 16:03:17 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 By: John http://thinkprogress.org/2006/12/20/the-war-on-christmas-explained/comment-page-1/#comment-1311914 John Fri, 22 Dec 2006 17:58:58 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2006/12/20/the-war-on-christmas-explained/#comment-1311914 Last thing people want in this so-called War On Christmas is for the Religious Right to boycott state lotteries for putting "Holiday" instead of "Christmas" on their holiday-themed scratch-off tickets. And if you ask me, Season's Greetings and Happy Holidays have the same significance as Merry Christmas. And as the proverb suggests "Change is the only constant in the universe, and it's good, too". Last thing people want in this so-called War On Christmas is for the Religious Right to boycott state lotteries for putting “Holiday” instead of “Christmas” on their holiday-themed scratch-off tickets.

And if you ask me, Season’s Greetings and Happy Holidays have the same significance as Merry Christmas. And as the proverb suggests “Change is the only constant in the universe, and it’s good, too”.

]]> By: unbelievable http://thinkprogress.org/2006/12/20/the-war-on-christmas-explained/comment-page-1/#comment-1311076 unbelievable Fri, 22 Dec 2006 14:46:13 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2006/12/20/the-war-on-christmas-explained/#comment-1311076 <em> I love Christians, I love Christ; but I believe badgering people to respect your beliefs (and only your beliefs) this time of year is probably not something Jesus would condone. Comment by paul — December 20, 2006 @ 10:40 pm</em> Thanks Paul... Now if you could just convince the rest, we wouldn't have these kinds of problems. These are the kind of "mob mentality" people the Founding Fathers had in mind when they made us a Republic... I love Christians, I love Christ; but I believe badgering people to respect your beliefs (and only your beliefs) this time of year is probably not something Jesus would condone.
Comment by paul — December 20, 2006 @ 10:40 pm

Thanks Paul… Now if you could just convince the rest, we wouldn’t have these kinds of problems.

These are the kind of “mob mentality” people the Founding Fathers had in mind when they made us a Republic…

]]> By: Whitey HermAphrodite http://thinkprogress.org/2006/12/20/the-war-on-christmas-explained/comment-page-1/#comment-1308035 Whitey HermAphrodite Thu, 21 Dec 2006 23:59:54 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2006/12/20/the-war-on-christmas-explained/#comment-1308035 # 26. PROFESSOR LORD PETER TURDMAN- Phd Phd Phd. The Man with 3 degrees... well a thermometer has more degrees than you, and it, much like you, is something thats most helpful once inserted into someones rectum and not removed for awhile. And also like you, its usually got sh1t on it when it comes out. Your vapid, straw man armchair philosophy is utterly pathethic and indicates a desparate and unfullfilled hope that someone other than you, your mother and your poodle will find you worth listening to. I'm left wing, and I can honestly say that most of the positions you claim we hold are positions which are either taken to ridiuclous logical extremes, or held by a miniscule percentage of us. But since you've brought up the subject of hipocracy, lets look at some hipocracies the right wing hold. 1) No big government. Except for the military, whose bloated budget is necessary should all the countries in the world, and also Mars and Neptune suddently decide to attack us all at once. Oh, and even though the government shouldnt be big, it should have the right to pry , snoop, investiage, and surveil anyone it chooses so long as Mr. "we know where the WMD are" thinks they might be terrorist sorts. 2) The constitution is great. Except for that part about separation of powers, judicial review and congress having the sole right to determine when we are at war. 3) Americans enjoy the presumption of innocence. UNless they arent an indicted republican. ( Oh, and anyone who Mr. "we know where the WMD are" says is "al-queda" not only doesnt enjoy the presumption of innocence, but is automatically guilty. ) 4) Its very important for politicians to be honest. Unless they feel we need to go to war, in which case using knowingly false evidence to convince the country to go along is acceptable. 5) We are at war, and that requires sacrifice. EXcept from everyone but the soldiers.. for everyone else.. tax breaks! Paying less taxes is certainly a great way to sacrifice during wartime. That and shopping. 6) Life should be protected at all costs. Unless its life that already been born. Then, its ok to bomb it and its family to death because Saddam is a bad man. Also, if its starving, thats ok, because its parents should have had the good judgement to make more money. Also, if its dying of AIDS because no one taught its parents about safe sex, thats ok too. As long as it made it out of womb ok, thats all that matters. We all know, the best years of a human beings life are the pre-natal ones. 7) Homosexuality and pedophilia are bad unless you feel like joining the priesthood or running for congress. 8) Helping dictators gas people is bad. Unless we're helping him do it, until we dont like him anymore. Then its bad again. 9) Religious freedom is of the utmost importance. Unless your a godless heathen, who wants something ridiculous, like, say a pentagram on his military tombstone. 10) Tax and spend liberals are bad. The way to go is George Bush's rubber stamp "borrow and spend" congress. Why should it come out of our pockets when it could come out of our children's? 11) Marriage is sacred, and needs to be protected from homosexuals. But adulterers.. they are ok..can;t pass any laws against them.. how many congressmen are going to pass laws targeting themselves, anyway? 12) Using who your parents were to help determine whether you are accepted to a university is unacceptable... unless your parents went to the same school and your a legacy. 13) Drugs are terrible.awful, and they are destroying our youth. THe one that causes the most violence, mayhem, and traffic related fatalities is, however, perfectly acceptable. 14) Being addicted to illegal drugs makes you a terrible, awful person who doesnt deserve help. Being an overweight windbag addicted to prescription narcotics, on the other hand, is ok. 15) We should repsect our military men to the utmost. Unless they are running against us. In which case we should use thier service record to attack them mercilessly. 16) We should support our troops. By saying we support our troops. But things like giving them enough armor arent important enough to sacrifice our tax breaks. Rushing them into war is more important, because somewhere saddam has a notepad with a drawing of a mushroom cloud in it. 17) We should listen to our generals, except when they grow enough balls to start disagreeing with us. THen we should just "go with our gut". So take your 3 degrees in political science or basketweaving or fart sniffing or whatever vapid pseudo intellectual bufoonery you and your mom think is impressive and, in the words of your lord and saviour dick cheney, "go f#ck yourself". Take some well needed advice pal, if your truly important, you won't have to sing your own praises.. others will do it for ya... your cheap psuedophilosophical sarcasm is so self-paryodying I am truly mystified as to whether you are being serious or not. # 26. PROFESSOR LORD PETER TURDMAN- Phd Phd Phd. The Man with 3 degrees… well a thermometer has more degrees than you, and it, much like you, is something thats most helpful once inserted into someones rectum and not removed for awhile. And also like you, its usually got sh1t on it when it comes out. Your vapid, straw man armchair philosophy is utterly pathethic and indicates a desparate and unfullfilled hope that someone other than you, your mother and your poodle will find you worth listening to.

I’m left wing, and I can honestly say that most of the positions you claim we hold are positions which are either taken to ridiuclous logical extremes, or held by a miniscule percentage of us. But since you’ve brought up the subject of hipocracy, lets look at some hipocracies the right wing hold.

1) No big government. Except for the military, whose bloated budget is necessary should all the countries in the world, and also Mars and Neptune suddently decide to attack us all at once. Oh, and even though the government shouldnt be big, it should have the right to pry , snoop, investiage, and surveil anyone it chooses so long as Mr. “we know where the WMD are” thinks they might be terrorist sorts.

2) The constitution is great. Except for that part about separation of powers, judicial review and congress having the sole right to determine when we are at war.

3) Americans enjoy the presumption of innocence. UNless they arent an indicted republican. ( Oh, and anyone who Mr. “we know where the WMD are” says is “al-queda” not only doesnt enjoy the presumption of innocence, but is automatically guilty. )

4) Its very important for politicians to be honest. Unless they feel we need to go to war, in which case using knowingly false evidence to convince the country to go along is acceptable.

5) We are at war, and that requires sacrifice. EXcept from everyone but the soldiers.. for everyone else.. tax breaks! Paying less taxes is certainly a great way to sacrifice during wartime. That and shopping.

6) Life should be protected at all costs. Unless its life that already been born. Then, its ok to bomb it and its family to death because Saddam is a bad man. Also, if its starving, thats ok, because its parents should have had the good judgement to make more money. Also, if its dying of AIDS because no one taught its parents about safe sex, thats ok too. As long as it made it out of womb ok, thats all that matters. We all know, the best years of a human beings life are the pre-natal ones.

7) Homosexuality and pedophilia are bad unless you feel like joining the priesthood or running for congress.

8) Helping dictators gas people is bad. Unless we’re helping him do it, until we dont like him anymore. Then its bad again.

9) Religious freedom is of the utmost importance. Unless your a godless heathen, who wants something ridiculous, like, say a pentagram on his military tombstone.

10) Tax and spend liberals are bad. The way to go is George Bush’s rubber stamp “borrow and spend” congress. Why should it come out of our pockets when it could come out of our children’s?

11) Marriage is sacred, and needs to be protected from homosexuals. But adulterers.. they are ok..can;t pass any laws against them.. how many congressmen are going to pass laws targeting themselves, anyway?

12) Using who your parents were to help determine whether you are accepted to a university is unacceptable… unless your parents went to the same school and your a legacy.

13) Drugs are terrible.awful, and they are destroying our youth. THe one that causes the most violence, mayhem, and traffic related fatalities is, however, perfectly acceptable.

14) Being addicted to illegal drugs makes you a terrible, awful person who doesnt deserve help. Being an overweight windbag addicted to prescription narcotics, on the other hand, is ok.

15) We should repsect our military men to the utmost. Unless they are running against us. In which case we should use thier service record to attack them mercilessly.

16) We should support our troops. By saying we support our troops. But things like giving them enough armor arent important enough to sacrifice our tax breaks. Rushing them into war is more important, because somewhere saddam has a notepad with a drawing of a mushroom cloud in it.

17) We should listen to our generals, except when they grow enough balls to start disagreeing with us. THen we should just “go with our gut”.

So take your 3 degrees in political science or basketweaving or fart sniffing or whatever vapid pseudo intellectual bufoonery you and your mom think is impressive and, in the words of your lord and saviour dick cheney, “go f#ck yourself”.

Take some well needed advice pal, if your truly important, you won’t have to sing your own praises.. others will do it for ya…

your cheap psuedophilosophical sarcasm is so self-paryodying I am truly mystified as to whether you are being serious or not.

]]> By: Whitey HermAphrodite http://thinkprogress.org/2006/12/20/the-war-on-christmas-explained/comment-page-1/#comment-1307851 Whitey HermAphrodite Thu, 21 Dec 2006 23:10:52 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2006/12/20/the-war-on-christmas-explained/#comment-1307851 Wait wait I thought geniuses like Muckdog and the oil company PR people he cites told us there was more money to be made on the War on Global Warming. I'm sure he has some website from a Holocaust denier to help prove theres no money to be made from the War on Xmas.. Wait wait I thought geniuses like Muckdog and the oil company PR people he cites told us there was more money to be made on the War on Global Warming. I’m sure he has some website from a Holocaust denier to help prove theres no money to be made from the War on Xmas..

]]> By: Wayne A. Schneider http://thinkprogress.org/2006/12/20/the-war-on-christmas-explained/comment-page-1/#comment-1306134 Wayne A. Schneider Thu, 21 Dec 2006 18:49:48 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2006/12/20/the-war-on-christmas-explained/#comment-1306134 <i>Comment by June — December 21, 2006 @ 1:15 pm</i> Ha-ha. Are they still standing there by the time you finish? If so, are they still smiling? Thanks for the laugh and... ...HAPPY HOLIDAYS! Comment by June — December 21, 2006 @ 1:15 pm

Ha-ha. Are they still standing there by the time you finish? If so, are they still smiling? Thanks for the laugh and…

…HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

]]> By: June http://thinkprogress.org/2006/12/20/the-war-on-christmas-explained/comment-page-1/#comment-1305994 June Thu, 21 Dec 2006 18:15:39 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2006/12/20/the-war-on-christmas-explained/#comment-1305994 I usually just say: Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting these greetings, you are accepting the aforementioned terms as stated. This greeting is not subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself/himself/others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wish. I usually just say:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting these greetings, you are accepting the aforementioned terms as stated. This greeting is not subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself/himself/others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wish.

]]> By: KikiD http://thinkprogress.org/2006/12/20/the-war-on-christmas-explained/comment-page-1/#comment-1305525 KikiD Thu, 21 Dec 2006 16:15:43 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2006/12/20/the-war-on-christmas-explained/#comment-1305525 I was at a store the other day buying dreidels (long story, I'm not Jewish)and struck up a conversation with this guy and he was saying that someone wished him a Happy Hannukkah so he just responded "Same to you" and was saying how he wasn't offended by it so I said, "I usually say 'Happy Holidays' just in case" and he was like, "Oh, I don't know about that" and frowned and he turned fully around in line and I saw a huge cross on his neck and it was weird how his whole demeanor changed. I personally think that the CRAZY Christians should be required to wear a huge cross, preferably 10 lbs or more so we can tell them apart from the normal Christians. They'll be the ones leaning over with the strain of it. I was at a store the other day buying dreidels (long story, I’m not Jewish)and struck up a conversation with this guy and he was saying that someone wished him a Happy Hannukkah so he just responded “Same to you” and was saying how he wasn’t offended by it so I said, “I usually say ‘Happy Holidays’ just in case” and he was like, “Oh, I don’t know about that” and frowned and he turned fully around in line and I saw a huge cross on his neck and it was weird how his whole demeanor changed.

I personally think that the CRAZY Christians should be required to wear a huge cross, preferably 10 lbs or more so we can tell them apart from the normal Christians. They’ll be the ones leaning over with the strain of it.

]]> By: Bill O http://thinkprogress.org/2006/12/20/the-war-on-christmas-explained/comment-page-1/#comment-1305359 Bill O Thu, 21 Dec 2006 15:39:54 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2006/12/20/the-war-on-christmas-explained/#comment-1305359 Speaking of cash cows... some people seem to think the War on Christmas is just an elaborate game. Well, now it is! <a HREF="http://waronchristmas.cf.huffingtonpost.com" rel="nofollow">War on Christmas for the X-Bot 1225</a> will be available worldwide on Dec. 24. You can preview it <a HREF="http://waronchristmas.cf.huffingtonpost.com" rel="nofollow">here.</a> Speaking of cash cows… some people seem to think the War on Christmas is just an elaborate game.

Well, now it is! War on Christmas for the X-Bot 1225 will be available worldwide on Dec. 24. You can preview it here.

]]> By: notimpressedwiththeUS http://thinkprogress.org/2006/12/20/the-war-on-christmas-explained/comment-page-1/#comment-1305117 notimpressedwiththeUS Thu, 21 Dec 2006 14:33:53 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2006/12/20/the-war-on-christmas-explained/#comment-1305117 F*ck Christmas!!!!! F*ck Christmas!!!!!

]]> By: verse18 http://thinkprogress.org/2006/12/20/the-war-on-christmas-explained/comment-page-1/#comment-1305109 verse18 Thu, 21 Dec 2006 14:30:08 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2006/12/20/the-war-on-christmas-explained/#comment-1305109 "What profit has not that fable of Christ brought us!" -Pope Leo X “What profit has not that fable of Christ brought us!”
-Pope Leo X

]]> By: Wayne A. Schneider http://thinkprogress.org/2006/12/20/the-war-on-christmas-explained/comment-page-1/#comment-1305095 Wayne A. Schneider Thu, 21 Dec 2006 14:24:44 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2006/12/20/the-war-on-christmas-explained/#comment-1305095 As a liberal libertarian atheist humanist, I simply operate on the premise that if I don't know which holidays in particular the person I'm addressing chooses to celebrate, I'll wish them "Happy Holidays" and let them apply it as they will. And if, like me, they have no religious celebrations planned, at least they can take it to refer to the New Year's Day holiday. I'm not trying to offend anyone, and I am honestly wishing them the joy they hope to get from their holidays. Of course, I will specify "Merry Christmas" if I know the person celebrates that, or "Happy Hannukah" if I know they're Jewish. But, when in doubt, "Happy Holidays" is intended solely to be a sincere desire for holiday enjoyment. People who get offended by it really need to lighten up. Especially O'Reilly. So, may you all find peace and joy with family and friends through this holiday season, and best wishes to all for a happy, healthy, prosperous new year. (Is that such an offensive thing to wish on someone? Wouldn't "Happy Holidays" be easier to say? I think so.) As a liberal libertarian atheist humanist, I simply operate on the premise that if I don’t know which holidays in particular the person I’m addressing chooses to celebrate, I’ll wish them “Happy Holidays” and let them apply it as they will. And if, like me, they have no religious celebrations planned, at least they can take it to refer to the New Year’s Day holiday. I’m not trying to offend anyone, and I am honestly wishing them the joy they hope to get from their holidays. Of course, I will specify “Merry Christmas” if I know the person celebrates that, or “Happy Hannukah” if I know they’re Jewish. But, when in doubt, “Happy Holidays” is intended solely to be a sincere desire for holiday enjoyment. People who get offended by it really need to lighten up. Especially O’Reilly.

So, may you all find peace and joy with family and friends through this holiday season, and best wishes to all for a happy, healthy, prosperous new year.

(Is that such an offensive thing to wish on someone? Wouldn’t “Happy Holidays” be easier to say? I think so.)

]]> By: Raven http://thinkprogress.org/2006/12/20/the-war-on-christmas-explained/comment-page-1/#comment-1305065 Raven Thu, 21 Dec 2006 14:05:09 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2006/12/20/the-war-on-christmas-explained/#comment-1305065 " Merry Christmas - it's Worth Saying" the operative adjective word is, of course: WORTH! <em>As in, how much is it worth!</em> ” Merry Christmas – it’s Worth Saying”
the operative adjective word is, of course:
WORTH!
As in, how much is it worth!

]]> By: PoliticalCritic http://thinkprogress.org/2006/12/20/the-war-on-christmas-explained/comment-page-1/#comment-1305058 PoliticalCritic Thu, 21 Dec 2006 14:01:10 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2006/12/20/the-war-on-christmas-explained/#comment-1305058 Like everything else, it's all about the $$$. Like everything else, it’s all about the $$$.

]]> By: Horned Lizard Peter http://thinkprogress.org/2006/12/20/the-war-on-christmas-explained/comment-page-1/#comment-1305049 Horned Lizard Peter Thu, 21 Dec 2006 13:59:08 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2006/12/20/the-war-on-christmas-explained/#comment-1305049 #25...... Trying to track you down... is your Mom's name Mary, and your spare Mom's name Heather? #25……
Trying to track you down… is your Mom’s name Mary, and your spare Mom’s name Heather?

]]> By: RantingTommy http://thinkprogress.org/2006/12/20/the-war-on-christmas-explained/comment-page-1/#comment-1305045 RantingTommy Thu, 21 Dec 2006 13:56:49 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2006/12/20/the-war-on-christmas-explained/#comment-1305045 Xmas is a scam, religion is a scam. Xmas is shoved in your face EVERYWHERE. Every restaurant, every store, just about every station on tv is infected with this xmas crap. If there really was a war on christmas, it would be purely in self-defense. Xmas is a scam, religion is a scam.

Xmas is shoved in your face EVERYWHERE.
Every restaurant, every store, just about every station on tv is infected with this xmas crap.

If there really was a war on christmas, it would be purely in self-defense.

]]> By: Dumb_Fox http://thinkprogress.org/2006/12/20/the-war-on-christmas-explained/comment-page-1/#comment-1304210 Dumb_Fox Thu, 21 Dec 2006 12:16:44 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2006/12/20/the-war-on-christmas-explained/#comment-1304210 Not a surprise. The Pat Robertson's of this world have profited greatly from Christianity already, and this is just more of the same. Not a surprise. The Pat Robertson’s of this world have profited greatly from Christianity already, and this is just more of the same.

]]> By: Komodo_Dragon_Jesus http://thinkprogress.org/2006/12/20/the-war-on-christmas-explained/comment-page-1/#comment-1304057 Komodo_Dragon_Jesus Thu, 21 Dec 2006 11:21:57 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2006/12/20/the-war-on-christmas-explained/#comment-1304057 I'm coming: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/6196225.stm My mother's a virgin, I'll be born in some cave probably, at around Christmas Day... and remember next year is not 2007 AD, it is year 0 AKDJ. But here's the deal for now - I need a bunch of shepherds or zookeepers or whatever to drop by this weekend and you can't leave till I am born. Any wise men out there? If you haven't started your journey to Chester, England, yet... start hauling ass. Soon after I'm born, I'll be needing 12 dudes to follow me everywhere. Trust me, it'll be fun - anyone not called Judas can apply. Also, I'll need four official biographers. And unlike the orginal team-Jesus - please get your stories straight. You got the internet now, so no excuse not to fact-check. Last thing... Human Jesus was treated like crap his whole life. Mainly because he was poor. So please, contribute generously to the KDJ anti-persecution fund. I know Human Jesus promised to save you from your sins if you believed in him. But it's different this time - I landed a better contract with my Father. Capiche? Oh yeah, one last thing. It's <em>not</em> Merry Christmas. It's Happy Birthday. Laters. I’m coming:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/6196225.stm

My mother’s a virgin, I’ll be born in some cave probably, at around Christmas Day… and remember next year is not 2007 AD, it is year 0 AKDJ.

But here’s the deal for now – I need a bunch of shepherds or zookeepers or whatever to drop by this weekend and you can’t leave till I am born. Any wise men out there? If you haven’t started your journey to Chester, England, yet… start hauling ass.

Soon after I’m born, I’ll be needing 12 dudes to follow me everywhere. Trust me, it’ll be fun – anyone not called Judas can apply. Also, I’ll need four official biographers. And unlike the orginal team-Jesus – please get your stories straight. You got the internet now, so no excuse not to fact-check.

Last thing… Human Jesus was treated like crap his whole life. Mainly because he was poor. So please, contribute generously to the KDJ anti-persecution fund. I know Human Jesus promised to save you from your sins if you believed in him. But it’s different this time – I landed a better contract with my Father. Capiche?

Oh yeah, one last thing. It’s not Merry Christmas. It’s Happy Birthday.

Laters.

]]> By: don myers http://thinkprogress.org/2006/12/20/the-war-on-christmas-explained/comment-page-1/#comment-1303774 don myers Thu, 21 Dec 2006 10:10:32 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2006/12/20/the-war-on-christmas-explained/#comment-1303774 when one reads this kind of right wing hypocrisy he/she has to wonder if Christ would be a member of any of their churches when one reads this kind of right wing hypocrisy he/she has to wonder if Christ would be a member of any of their churches

]]> By: Melanie http://thinkprogress.org/2006/12/20/the-war-on-christmas-explained/comment-page-1/#comment-1302004 Melanie Thu, 21 Dec 2006 08:35:20 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2006/12/20/the-war-on-christmas-explained/#comment-1302004 I sent a bunch of Fox News links to a few progressive blogs including Think Progress to show the Fox News 'Secular Progressive' Hypocrisy. As they did last year, they are again showing which side of the 'War on Christmas' that Fox News is on and that they are a bunch of Jesus-haters. Here it is published on Americablog: Tell FOX News to stop the war on Christmas For the love of God, why does FOX News hate the baby Jesus? ON FOXNEWS.COM RIGHT NOW: FOX NEWS: HELPING OUT THIS HOLIDAY SEASON By E.D. Hill FOX NEWS: HOLIDAY SURVIVAL STRATEGIES: TIPS FOR SUCCESS: FOX NEWS: AVOIDING HOLIDAY HANGOVERS FOX NEWS: REALLY LAST MINUTE HOLIDAY GIFT IDEAS AND STOCKING STUFFERS FOX NEWS: HOLIDAY SALES TO INCREASE 5% FOX NEWS: HELPING SANTA - We were able to help a good deal of people who were looking for hard to find HOLIDAY gifts FOX NEWS: MIRACLE DIET PILL TO DROP THOSE DREADED HOLIDAY POUNDS! FOX NEWS: GIFT TIPS: Tips to keep yourself and your belongings secure while making HOLIDAY PURCHASES (video, lower right) FOX NEWS: HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE FOX NEWS: INSURING HOLIDAY GIFTS MEANS PEACE OF MIND FOX NEWS: HOLIDAY PARTIES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FUN...BUT BEHAVE YOURSELF FOX NEWS: PLAYBOY 'GIRL NEXT DOOR' KNOWS WHAT WOMEN WANT FOR THE HOLIDAYS FOX NEWS: GIFTS FOR MEN - The guy's guy is back, so invest your money in macho and make this HOLIDAY SEASON the season of the man (video, half way down) FOX NEWS: HANDLING THE HOLIDAYS (video, lower right) FOX NEWS: HAPPY HOLIDAY RECIPES FOX NEWS: HOLIDAY TROOP SHOUT OUTS! FOX NEWS: HOLIDAY BEAUTY (video, lower right) FOX NEWS: HANDLING THE HOLIDAYS Don't let the holidays stress you out! Expert tips and survival strategies. ..and a link on many of the Fox News webpages: • CLICK HERE FOR FOXNEWS.COM'S HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE: example http://americablog.blogspot.com/2006/12/tell-fox-news-to-stop-war-on-christmas.html * I sent a bunch of Fox News links to a few progressive blogs including Think Progress to show the Fox News ‘Secular Progressive’ Hypocrisy. As they did last year, they are again showing which side of the ‘War on Christmas’ that Fox News is on and that they are a bunch of Jesus-haters. Here it is published on Americablog:

Tell FOX News to stop the war on Christmas

For the love of God, why does FOX News hate the baby Jesus?

ON FOXNEWS.COM RIGHT NOW:

FOX NEWS: HELPING OUT THIS HOLIDAY SEASON By E.D. Hill

FOX NEWS: HOLIDAY SURVIVAL STRATEGIES: TIPS FOR SUCCESS:

FOX NEWS: AVOIDING HOLIDAY HANGOVERS

FOX NEWS: REALLY LAST MINUTE HOLIDAY GIFT IDEAS AND STOCKING STUFFERS

FOX NEWS: HOLIDAY SALES TO INCREASE 5%

FOX NEWS: HELPING SANTA – We were able to help a good deal of people who were looking for hard to find HOLIDAY gifts

FOX NEWS: MIRACLE DIET PILL TO DROP THOSE DREADED HOLIDAY POUNDS!

FOX NEWS: GIFT TIPS: Tips to keep yourself and your belongings secure while making HOLIDAY PURCHASES (video, lower right)

FOX NEWS: HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE

FOX NEWS: INSURING HOLIDAY GIFTS MEANS PEACE OF MIND

FOX NEWS: HOLIDAY PARTIES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FUN…BUT BEHAVE YOURSELF

FOX NEWS: PLAYBOY ‘GIRL NEXT DOOR’ KNOWS WHAT WOMEN WANT FOR THE HOLIDAYS

FOX NEWS: GIFTS FOR MEN – The guy’s guy is back, so invest your money in macho and make this HOLIDAY SEASON the season of the man (video, half way down)

FOX NEWS: HANDLING THE HOLIDAYS (video, lower right)

FOX NEWS: HAPPY HOLIDAY RECIPES

FOX NEWS: HOLIDAY TROOP SHOUT OUTS!

FOX NEWS: HOLIDAY BEAUTY (video, lower right)

FOX NEWS: HANDLING THE HOLIDAYS
Don’t let the holidays stress you out! Expert tips and survival strategies.

..and a link on many of the Fox News webpages:

• CLICK HERE FOR FOXNEWS.COM’S HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE: example

http://americablog.blogspot.com/2006/12/tell-fox-news-to-stop-war-on-christmas.html

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]]> By: little birdie http://thinkprogress.org/2006/12/20/the-war-on-christmas-explained/comment-page-1/#comment-1301908 little birdie Thu, 21 Dec 2006 07:58:25 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2006/12/20/the-war-on-christmas-explained/#comment-1301908 That`s right!! Si Byl had nothing to do with the postings.I did it.For one simple reason.unbelievable needed to be exposed for the little lying brat that she is.Since she has been exposed and refused to apologize to the board.The postings have now ceased because of one Zooey had asked me very kindly to stop.Her wish has been granted. Unbelievable,you seem to sweep what your lying words mean to people as you sweep crumbs off the shelf right into the garbage can.You have no need for anyone but yourself.No details necessary.You have shown your ass.To me.To others. To all the posters on this board.You have shown your real you.It is a very dark and very ugly person that you are. I trust you`ll be having no problems with posters here in the future. And try not to play the victim in this when you are anything but. signed, Pissed Off Ex Poster little birdie That`s right!! Si Byl had nothing to do with the postings.I did it.For one simple reason.unbelievable needed to be exposed for the little lying brat that she is.Since she has been exposed and refused to apologize to the board.The postings have now ceased because of one Zooey had asked me very kindly to stop.Her wish has been granted.

Unbelievable,you seem to sweep what your lying words mean to people as you sweep crumbs off the shelf right into the garbage can.You have no need for anyone but yourself.No details necessary.You have shown your ass.To me.To others.
To all the posters on this board.You have shown your real you.It is a very dark and very ugly person that you are.
I trust you`ll be having no problems with posters here in the future.
And try not to play the victim in this when you are anything but.

signed,

Pissed Off Ex Poster little birdie

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