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National Review Pundit: Death of Turkmen Dictator Gives The U.S. More ‘Options’ To Strike Iran

NiyazovToday, Saparmurat Niyazov, the dictator of Turkmenistan, died of heart disease. He was one of the most brutal and quixotic heads of state in the world:

Mr. Niyzazov forbade independent news media and opposition parties, jailed rivals or drove them to exile, and imposed his name, words and image on all manner of public discourse and life. His face appears on Turkmen currency. His name, given to streets and buildings, is in such abundant local use that it replaced the word January on the official Turkmen calendar.

His pronouncements, many of them disconnected from the normal affairs of state, were sometimes strange enough to assume an irreverent life on the Internet. He banned video games, gold teeth, opera and ballet, and once encouraged his people to chew on bones — good, he said, for their teeth.

For the National Review General blogger Mario Loyola, Niyazov’s death means a military strike on Iran is an even better idea:

It is possible that the incoming leadership (whenever it does finally settle down) will prove eagerly pro-American, going so far as to permit a U.S. base in the country. This would close the ring around Iran, and dramatically increase the tactical options (e.g., helicopter missions) for any future U.S. operations in the vicinity of Tehran, which is close to the Turkmeni border, and which includes several major nuclear installations.

According to a bi-partisan group of military experts — it doesn’t matter what direction you come from — there are no good military options in Iran.




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64 Responses to “National Review Pundit: Death of Turkmen Dictator Gives The U.S. More ‘Options’ To Strike Iran”

  1. Raven Says:

    Mario is just casting his name into the ring to be the new dictator........


  2. Spudge_Boy Says:

    That is right, we can "surge" right from Iraq into Iran.


  3. Jay Randal Says:

    I wonder if the guy was poisoned? Seems he was in the way of things?!


  4. Tom Says:

    Excellent. Another chickenhawk screaming for more invasions. The fall and spring months are going to be a fun time for all (except those brave soldiers getting shot at). Jesus, doesn't Mr. Bush speak to anybody who is truly sane? Where do all these warmongers come from? I think it is time to send Jenna and Not Jenna to Iraq. I bet they could find some great parties over there.


  5. revenuer Says:

    As seen from GWB's reaction to the right wing press' $hitting on the ISG report, be afraid. Dear Leader is obviuosly listening to these idiots


  6. Raven Says:

    #3....
    ... poisoning is the forte of the KGB....
    ... heart attacks are the forte of the CIA....
    (just sayin'...);)


  7. Big Al Says:

    There are no military options for Iran. Why should Iran let the U.S. or the United Nations monitor their use of nuclear materials unless the U.S. is willing to let Iran and/or the United Nations monitor our use of nuclear power and weapons. The U.S. has not shown itself to be such a stable country that we shouldn't be monitored. What if Iran proposed that they would put a halt to all nuclear development if the U.S. would agree to withdraw a minimum of 100,000 troops from Iraq within six months?


  8. Jay Randal Says:

    I wonder if he chewed on bones himself? Nothing like biting down hard on a bone and breaking your teeth in the process > what a moron, but none the less someone must have gave him a poisoned bone to knaw on > lol.


  9. Jay Randal Says:

    Raven > that is true, but the press could just say he had a heart attack, but really died from being poisoned. You are correct that heart failure seems to occur when CIA involved!


  10. Raven Says:

    Yeah, check his breath for polonium just to be on the safe side.............


  11. RUCerious Says:

    What this assclown really said...

    It is possible that the incoming leadership (With appropriate help from the CIA) will prove eagerly pro-American, going so far as to permit a U.S. base (for a big enought bribe) in the country. This would close the ring around Iran, and dramatically increase the tactical options (bunkerbusting nukes) for any future U.S. operations in the vicinity of Tehran, which is close to the Turkmeni border, and which includes several major nuclear installations.


  12. Rebel In CA Says:

    Has this idiot pundit thought about the possibility that Turkemen may elect a clerick to form a Islamic Republic ala Iran? Turkemen's are muslims too.


  13. Gregor Samsa Says:

    [...]any future U.S. operations in the vicinity of Tehran, which is close to the Turkmeni border[...]

    So much wishful thinking to do, so little time. Sure, Tehran is close to the Turkmeni border. Or at least it looks like it, on a map.

    It takes a neo-con to look at one death as the golden opportunity to cause even more deaths launching "helicopter missions" (didn't Carter already try this approach?), and to think that any future leadership in Turkmenistan will prove "eargerly pro-American".

    This man has watched those Rambo movies one too many times.


  14. Squidbilly Says:

    Mario must ownHaliburton stock and a Carlisle Group investor. He's nuts!!!!!


  15. Andy Says:

    "Helicopter missions" over Iran. Well they worked brilliantly well the last time we tried those.

    I wonder if these people actually think Iran is THAT easy to defeat.


  16. Krazny Says:

    The big thing I see, is America isn't going to swallow another war. If Iran dropped a nuke on someone, then the US, and the world at large would respond, but I think the whole preemptive strike philosophy is heading down the tubes. Besides the population of Iran, made it clear they weren't on board with their Dear Decider.


  17. ForTruth Says:

    These guys have the WWII mentality. They think we can beat anyone, anytime, under any condition of military strike.


  18. ForTruth Says:

    He looks like Richie Cunningham's Dad, Mr. C.


  19. pablo Says:

    #18 ...looks more like wayne newton.


  20. ForTruth Says:

    I'll go with Wayne Newton.


  21. norbizness Says:

    18-20: You're all very close. He is, in fact, the product of a genetic splicing between the original Mr. Bosley on Charlie's Angels (David Doyle), Wayne Newton, and a Kip's Big Boy statue.


  22. ForTruth Says:

    Is that Mario in the Picture, or the dead dictator?


  23. ForTruth Says:

    If thats Mario, he's got some fancy diggs there.


  24. pgl Says:

    Anderson 360 was discussing Christianity including that nutty subset that is looking forward to the "End of Days". It strikes me that our White House has been highjacked by this nutty subset - which would explain why its puppets over at the National Review is just dying for what Newt endorsed as World War III. Two more years of this ruinous insanity!


  25. Jay Randal Says:

    Lots of gold gilt behind the dead dictator in the pic. Could be real gold leaf, so the dead despot probably pilfered state funds for his offices. Every damn dictator is a swindler, same for Bush boy too!


  26. ForTruth Says:

    The end of this Administration is the only "end times" I'm looking foreward to.


  27. ForTruth Says:

    I'm wondering if thats really just a picture of Happy Guy.


  28. Happy Guy Says:

    OH MY GOD

    Not another "The Republicans Poisoned Him" thread.

    Hey look, here comes the mothership!

    ROTFL, ROTFL, ROTFL


  29. ForTruth Says:

    #26,

    Michael STFU.


  30. Jay Randal Says:

    Happy Guy > aka Jeff Gannon the escort hooker > Bush needs a BJ > lol.


  31. ForTruth Says:

    Trueblue,
    I think the good General is actually a troll who has changed his name several times since yesterday. I think he started out as Micheal.


  32. ForTruth Says:

    The General's main theme, and source of bitching is how Muslims are going to take over. It was Micheal's and IHL's etc, etc...

    GO AWAY MICHEAL/IHL/GENERAL PIPPY LONGSTOCKING


  33. Gregor Samsa Says:

    Someone left the door to the mental ward open again.


  34. trueblue Says:

    For Truth,
    I still kinda like the sound of "General Bigot", though.
    ;)


  35. ForTruth Says:

    The General's other main theme across all his names is obvious projection.


  36. trueblue Says:

    No. I changed my mind.
    Gen Pippy Longstocking is far better!


  37. ForTruth Says:

    It's hilarious that trolls come here, try to tell us how stupid we all are, and then act like complete stupid idiots themselves, like changing their names and thinking we can't tell. How stupid.


  38. ForTruth Says:

    Yes, General Pippy Longstocking. Excellent.


  39. ForTruth Says:

    General Pippy moved to another thread, like a wheasel.


  40. ForTruth Says:

    Now the unoriginal General Longstocking has to latch on to someone else's ideas. Can you think on your own?


  41. trueblue Says:

    Can you think on your own?
    Comment by ForTruth

    That's not part of the USMC code.


  42. trueblue Says:

    not that I am anti-military.
    Just the ex was a Marine, and he told my some stories....


  43. ForTruth Says:

    Dammit General,

    I burned my lip with that joint. You are killing my buzz.


  44. SouthWest Bob Says:

    Every "Invade Iran" pundit must back up their position by being in the first wave of the invasion force. Otherwise, they are simply spending the lives and the treasure of the US to serve their own needs.


  45. Yikes Says:

    Someone should tell the little birdie that it's holiday time where people go on holidays.


  46. ForTruth Says:

    Now the General has become the little birdy. I see this as his last resort effort to defend himself from my attacks. I must be getting to him.


  47. Zooey Says:

    #50 - little birdie

    I thought you were going to end this vendetta.


  48. Si Byl Says:

    James Ri[ss]er,aka. little birdie,norm,No Smelly Bush,and others--is a banned troll.


  49. Karim Says:

    Who gives these assholes at National Review any credence?


  50. loreliese Says:

    The Bush Family cut a deal with this despot who died of poisening. [And Thank God! for his peoples sake.] The deal long before 911, was for natural gas, which the country has in abundance. Not much oil, but lots of gas. This sick Bas***D would literally boil, children in oil!!!!! So good riddance.!!!! [Side note, the English Ambassador at that time, started reporting these acts to his government and was asked to resign!]

    Why do I bring up this point? You may ask? Its because the Bush family KNEW this fact, and it made no difference to them, and in spite of it, still made the deal.

    We recently reversed a thirty year old law, which prohibited us from releasing, nuclear information to other countires. Apparently, its not explosive enough in that section of the world, for us. We feel the need ,to expand our horizons! We have given the info to India, to counter balance its, arch enemy Pakistan, home of al-Qaida, and Taliban.

    Note, how were not saying a word about Pakistan?


  51. loreliese Says:

    One more comment. Initially, we encouraged, Iran to look to and build Nuclear, for energy! WE DID THAT! And now, its a No, No?


  52. Eric Says:

    The Funny thing is the US already Overthrew the governemnt in iran once, in 1953 working with m16. Basicly they executed a "false flag" terror attack and blamed it on the democraticly elected leader, Mohammed Mossadeq. The operation included the bombing of mosques and religous centers also open firing on crowds. Operation Ajax on CIA.gov if you want to know more. I have also heard speculation (even from inside the administration) that the strike on Iran could possibly be nuclear.


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  63. LaoK Says:

    Wasn't Turkmenistan a US ally anyway?



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