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The most outrageous comments of 2006.

By Judd Legum on Dec 22nd, 2006 at 7:21 pm

The most outrageous comments of 2006.

Media Matters has the gory details.



171 Responses to “The most outrageous comments of 2006.”

  1. upside00 says:

    Is there enough data storage to hold all that information? The Repugs seem to manufacture this faster than it can be captured!

    And who will be the “Decider”?


  2. Sharon Cox says:

    I nominate you upside 00.. First one out of the dug out get’s to be batter up…You be our decider….What say the rest of the poster’s.?…Let the game’s begin…Blessings


  3. Gregor Samsa says:

    So many of the comments are so detached from reality is actually unsettling to think these people have an audience.

    The number and absurdity of the quotes are simply staggering. Like Michael Savage’s rant on Blitzer -which more like a projection, given that Savage himself is Jewish but will not pass on an opportunity to make anti-semitic comments.

    Why do conservatives like to listen to hate messages so much anyway? I wouldn’t want to listen to all these death wishes, immature fantasies about war and destruction, all the fearmongering, let alone be looking for someone to put down or smear. Living in Wingnutia must be really scary.


  4. Zooey says:

    Simply stunning.

    “It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.”


  5. Zooey says:

    Oh yeah, upside00 for Decider.

    Heh.


  6. ForTruth says:

    “Al Gore is a total fag.” I like that one.


  7. ForTruth says:

    BAGHDAD, Iraq (CNN) — The leader of an umbrella organization for Iraqi insurgent groups is offering the United States a one-month truce to withdraw all U.S. forces from Iraq and turn over its military bases “to the mujahedeen of the Islamic state.”

    We can talk about this one. I bet we say no to that deal. Ok next item…


  8. GSD says:

    Ah, the Racist Party in all their glory. Let’s see, they hate Muslims, gays, blacks, Latinos, Hollywood actors, minimum wage earners, atheists, Jews, the UN….That leaves them as the party of White Christians…..but they sure reacted poorly when Dr. Howard Dean said that they were the party of white Christians.

    The truth hurts.

    -GSD


  9. Zooey says:

    We can talk about this one. I bet we say no to that deal. Ok next item…
    Comment by ForTruth

    We’ll say no to that deal because it wasn’t “the Decider’s*” idea.

    *GWB, not upside00


  10. Rick Brannon says:

    personally i just love glenn beck’s comment. hey beck, prove to us you aren’t working for them yourself!


  11. Tom says:

    My vote goes to any undecipherable baloney uttered by this moron –> http://thumbsnap.com/v/6YvXAPG0.jpg


  12. No Smelly Bush says:

    Why do conservatives like to listen to hate messages so much anyway? I wouldn’t want to listen to all these death wishes, immature fantasies about war and destruction, all the fearmongering, let alone be looking for someone to put down or smear. Living in Wingnutia must be really scary.

    Comment by Gregor Samsa — December 22, 2006 @ 8:09 pm

    It’s called over-compensation.


  13. JPark says:

    Why do conservatives like to listen to hate messages so much anyway?

    Because they are hateful.


  14. upside00 says:

    Zooey,

    I could NEVER fill Dubya’s shoes! (Thank Freakin’ God)


  15. Jay Randal says:

    Do GOPers ever say anything nice about anybody?

    As for Al Gore is is straight, not a fag, so Ann Coulter is stupid!


  16. Zooey says:

    I could NEVER fill Dubya’s shoes! (Thank Freakin’ God)
    Comment by upside00

    But you would do a better job!
    I mean, you couldn’t possibly do worse, right?


  17. JPark says:

    Al Gore does not hang drapes. Not sure what that is about.


  18. Jay Randal says:

    As for Al Gore he is straight, so a typo error for me to say “is” twice.


  19. Jay Randal says:

    Zooey > why do GOPer trolls come on here and call us sexually wierd things? If anybody said this stuff to our faces in public, then they would get punched out, so I find their comments rude on here at times.


  20. JPark says:

    #19 Don’t be too upset. They are still in the closet.


  21. Zooey says:

    Jay,

    The trolls were especially sick the last few days, and they certainly “liked” me, didn’t they? I really appreciate so many of you guys coming to my defense. :)

    They come here to say that shit, because last time they said it to someone’s face, they probably got kicked in the nuts. Even trolls can learn, in their own primitive way.

    They are teeny tiny beings. And they know it.


  22. JPark says:

    #21 It is like when they were in second grade and thought it was suave to pull your hair…they never grew out of it.


  23. Zooey says:

    Somehow, JPark, I think the ones saying the nasty crap were the ones staying the classroom for recess, because they didn’t know how to be around the other kids. You know, the ones I’m talking about.


  24. ForTruth says:

    Someone make a decision here.


  25. Jay Randal says:

    Yes the GOPers act immature > they even tell fart jokes, so they act like 12 to 15 years old in age. The ones that have to tell every detail about Gay sex are truely closeted and need to get counseling badly!


  26. Zooey says:

    Ok, Truth, they are nasty little snots who deserve to have their dicks nailed to the floor with a nail gun.


  27. JPark says:

    #23 Actually, we rarely had kids in detention. Back then bullying was ok.


  28. JPark says:

    #26 Hmm, I would have to agree with that…as painful as it sounds. Might want to take the old staple gun to the testes too.


  29. trueblue says:

    Damn, Zooey!

    That’s gotta hurt!


  30. Zooey says:

    The ones that have to tell every detail about Gay sex are truely closeted and need to get counseling badly!
    Comment by Jay Randal

    I don’t know how they could really know all the details. They could use their imagination and figure out what’s going on, but they couldn’t know all the workings. They had to be there, I guess.


  31. Jay Randal says:

    I have this edgy feeling today, like Bush is up to something nasty and vile, but I hope it’s just the lousy rainy weather in Georgia tonight bothering me. Dubya and Dicky have been too subdued lately, so I hope they do not pull a false flag terror attack on us for New Year’s!


  32. Zooey says:

    JPark,

    I probably made you guys wince a little with one, huh? Sorry!


  33. ForTruth says:

    Conservative syndicated radio host Michael Medved on the animated movie Happy Feet: The film contains “a whole subtext, as there so often is, about homosexuality.” [12/11/06]

    This is a good one too. These closet cases see gayness everywhere.


  34. No Smelly Bush says:

    Would someone please give the Great Decider a bl*w job so we can impeach him?


  35. Jay Randal says:

    I wonder whether Mit Romney in Mass. or Charley Crist in Florida might be outed, with proof next, like what happened to Ted Haggard? They both deserve to be outed, but somebody has to have pics or other evidence on them!


  36. Jay Randal says:

    Post 34 I think Jeff Gannon has done that already, or Bush has done Jeff, but the press does not seem to care > strange?


  37. AkaDad says:

    #34

    As a straight man, I’d have to seriously consider taking one for the team, if it meant seeing Bush/Cheney removed.


  38. Juan C says:

    I know this comment wasnt in the list but I propose this one:

    Whenever I want to masturbate, I read the Bible.
    Comment by Daryll


  39. Zooey says:

    As a straight man, I’d have to seriously consider taking one for the team, if it meant seeing Bush/Cheney removed.
    Comment by AkaDad

    I nominate AkaDad to….do the horrible deed. :}

    Do we have a second?


  40. Zooey says:

    Whenever I want to masturbate, I read the Bible.
    Comment by Daryll
    Comment by Juan C

    For inspiration…? Visuals…? :P


  41. Jay Randal says:

    Tough assignment AkaDad > just the thought of seeing Bush naked makes me ill > lol.


  42. tarazan says:

    #8…they also hated the French..remember when two Republican Congressmen Walter Jones and Robert Ney changed the name of ‘French fries’ to ‘Freedom fries’…and ‘French toast’ to ‘Freedom toast’ just 10 days before the war started in 2003. as an anti-French protest for France disapproving of the war decision. Both Congressmen ordered the menu of the House cafeteria to be changed to the new names. Congressman Robert Ney of Ohio later quit the House and pleaded guilty of corruption.


  43. AkaDad says:

    #39 and #40

    LOL

    A true patriot puts his country before his sexuality. :D


  44. Zooey says:

    AkaDad, the truest patriot on ThinkProgress.

    Heh.


  45. ForTruth says:

    Alright Dad. I think.


  46. AkaDad says:

    Actually in #43 should have said “their” instead of “his”, as if women aren’t patriots too.


  47. Juan C says:

    AkaDad
    What about Tom Cruise?
    If he eats placenta… just saying…


  48. Jay Randal says:

    Be aware that a troll is hijacking our screennames on the TP thread below this one. I do not understand why they do such juvinile stuff?


  49. ForTruth says:

    Actually in #43 should have said “their” instead of “his”, as if women aren’t patriots too.

    Comment by AkaDad

    That reminds me of something Dad. I think we should be fair and balanced here, and give women the opportunity to take one for the team as well.


  50. John Gilpins says:

    Al Gore and the subject of homosexuality DO NOT belong in the same sentence. However, certain well-known politicans and the subject of homosexuality DO belong in the same sentence.

    A series of outrageous comments are just days old. As much as I admire Rosie, and her talent, I think her comments about Donald Trump are rather foolish. We all say foolish things from time-to-time, but picking a fight with the Donald will deplete her bank account. Her bank account is already several million dollars lighter with her Broadway bomb. Now, here’s several hundred thousand dollars, or more, down the drain. Lawyers are not cheap. No, not high-powered lawyers charging several thousand dollars an hour.

    Sadly, I think many people not only in show business, but in politics, thrive on controversy, threats, and confrontation.

    It’s quite obvious that many in the Bush administration thrive on confrontation and controversy. I really think nothing makes Dick Cheney happier than being called an SOB.

    John


  51. Zooey says:

    I think we should be fair and balanced here, and give women the opportunity to take one for the team as well.
    Comment by ForTruth

    No, no, no, no. This is all about akaDad. Let’s not diminish his sacrifice and patriotism. :)


  52. Briseadh na Faire says:

    akaDad – you might want to quote James Bond, “The things I do for my queen!”


  53. Briseadh na Faire says:

    21, Zooey, we all like you.


  54. Zooey says:

    Briseadh na Faire,

    AkaDad is probably regretting he came here tonight. :)


  55. ForTruth says:

    The stakes are high Zooey, everyone should have the opportunity.


  56. Briseadh na Faire says:


    I think we should be fair and balanced here, and give women the opportunity to take one for the team as well.

    Comment by ForTruth — December 22, 2006 @ 11:31 pm

    Ok, I nominate Mighty Aphrodite and Dick Cheney…they deserve each other.


  57. Zooey says:

    Zooey, we all like you.
    Comment by Briseadh na Faire

    *blush*

    Thank you for not liking me the way the trolls like me.


  58. Zooey says:

    The stakes are high Zooey, everyone should have the opportunity.
    Comment by ForTruth

    In the event AkaDad becomes ill, or is unable to carry out his stated goal, I nominate ForTruth as his stout-hearted second.

    Godspeed, ForTruth, and thank you for your service.


  59. ForTruth says:

    Alright, well maybe a tranny.


  60. Briseadh na Faire says:

    Speaking of outrageous comments, how about MA claiming to be a lawyer?

    Or Hendler predicting the future?

    Then there’s Exley, claiming to be an expert on everything.


  61. AkaDad says:

    I had to step away for a moment.

    LOL @ all the comments


  62. AkaDad says:

    #58

    I second the nomination…


  63. Zooey says:

    AkaDad,

    Apparently it’s your turn to be picked on, since we have no trolls. :)


  64. Zooey says:

    Briseadh na Faire,

    Hagette, Hendler & Exley are mere shadows of their former selves.
    It’s all good. :)


  65. AkaDad says:

    Well I was impersonating a troll on an earlier thread…


  66. Briseadh na Faire says:

    64 – it seems like they are missed…should I stop going all metaphysical on them?


  67. Zooey says:

    …should I stop going all metaphysical on them?
    Comment by Briseadh na Faire

    Oh hell no!

    If you stop, I’ll start. Try anyway. :)


  68. ForTruth says:

    it seems like they are missed…should I stop going all metaphysical on them?

    Comment by Briseadh na Faire

    You have illustrated the need for opposition, counterpoint, an opposite. It’s like good vs. evil. The need for “bad”, in order to be able to identify and distinguish “good”. People look at me perplexed when I say we wouldn’t know what good is, without the bad.


  69. ForTruth says:

    Ying and Yang mang.


  70. Juan C says:

    People look at me perplexed when I say we wouldn’t know what good is, without the bad.
    Comment by ForTruth

    What? *perplexed look* :)


  71. ren says:

    It’s too late for all that…It’s done……Game Over…


  72. ForTruth says:

    Good evening General Pain in the Ass. How are you?


  73. ForTruth says:

    The General is like Oscar the grouch. He lives in a trash can, is green, and no matter how hateful he gets, he never leaves us. How special.


  74. ren says:

    “The most outrageous comments of 2006.
    ALL CAME FROM THINKPROGRESS AND ITS TRAITOROUS POSTERS.”

    Comment by Gen. William Gunnison USMC ret. — December 23, 2006 @ 12:24 am

    Yet the articles were all about republicans?


  75. RUCerious says:

    So where was Pat Robertson’s 3000 lb leg press?
    That, and his power shake on sale at http://www.kismyas.com would get my vote!


  76. ForTruth says:

    Did I conjure up the ‘opposition’ just by talking and thinking about it? Quantum physics says yes. ;)


  77. ren says:

    Hello Ya’ll again, I’m back from a break, so who’s the new general guy?


  78. Juan C says:

    Comment by Gen. William Gunnison USMC ret. —

    Didnt take long.


  79. RUCerious says:

    Ah, the Faux Generale is back!
    Welcome, mon ami!
    My last duty station was Phu Bai, I corps HQ, Oct 69 – Feb 70.
    Where pray tell was yours?


  80. Zooey says:

    Did I conjure up the ‘opposition’ just by talking and thinking about it? Quantum physics says yes. ;)
    Comment by ForTruth

    We wouldn’t know the good with out the bad…

    Somehow I’m perplexed by that. :)


  81. RUCerious says:

    #14 Upside, sorry to weigh in so late, but I COULD fill GWB’s shoes, I’d just have to drink a case of beer first.


  82. ren says:

    I wish I could conjure up a big fat sandwich…


  83. Zooey says:

    I COULD fill GWB’s shoes, I’d just have to drink a case of beer first.
    Comment by RUCerious

    Ah, but what would you be filling those shoes with?


  84. RUCerious says:

    Zooey, methinks the general was on another hit (swig) and run mission…


  85. VerbalKint says:

    This was such a pleasant thread until the General A**hole showed up.


  86. Zooey says:

    ren,

    Good luck conjuring the sandwich. Just remember, you’re already there. :)

    The “General” is a really moronic troll from the last couple of days. That really couldn’t have been the “real General,” because he would have posted 20 times by now.


  87. ren says:

    Some,,,,,,day, Neil Young will take over and fix everything?????????
    I know he will……..I do……..


  88. RUCerious says:

    Yup, just tracked his spoor on the other topics. Wheew, the odor!


  89. RUCerious says:

    Z- #84 one guess, and it has to do with bladder relief.


  90. ForTruth says:

    I manipulated the General into leaving. He “showed me” who was in control. Right General Pippy?


  91. ForTruth says:

    Come back General come back, we need the Yang. The Ying is nothing without the Yang.


  92. RUCerious says:

    FT, I thought the Ying was the Thing, but the Yang was the Bang!


  93. ren says:

    I wish I could be a clown………………And the I could send people to their death’s…………….


  94. ForTruth says:

    RUCerious,

    I’ll take two Yang’s with a side of Ying, to go.


  95. ren says:

    My latest bumper sticker…….

    Patriotism =
    USA Trucks + Arab Oil


  96. Zooey says:

    I wish I could be a clown………………And the I could send people to their death’s…………….
    Comment by ren

    You might want to order in that sandwich…


  97. ForTruth says:

    Universe, please bring me peace on earth, and lower gas prices…


  98. ren says:

    Zoe, Is this “hell pig”/ whatever his name was or, somebody else completely?


  99. Briseadh na Faire says:


    Universe, please bring me peace on earth, and lower gas prices…

    Comment by ForTruth — December 23, 2006 @ 1:08 am

    ForTruth, if you knew how manifestation works, you would not be facetious in your requests. if you wish to understand metaphysics a bit more, email me at myspammailbox at hotmail dot com.

    if not, then please be careful about what you wish for…you may get it….


  100. ren says:

    I wish for a Giant Sandwich…… but only i f I get two more wishesss…


  101. ForTruth says:

    I do want those things. Sorry if I was facetious, I really do take that seriously.


  102. Zooey says:

    Zoe, Is this “hell pig”/ whatever his name was or, somebody else completely?
    Comment by ren

    I think it’s f*cking vinnie.


  103. [B!] says:

    Two chicks made a sandwich out of me once.


  104. Zooey says:

    [B!],

    Isn’t that animal abuse? :)


  105. [B!] says:

  106. AkaDad says:

    B! left out the word knuckle before sandwich. =]



  107. [B!] says:

    Ω: I must say;That was a heck of a zinger on your part.Good one.


  108. [B!] says:

    AkaDad:

    That too. lol


  109. Juan C says:

    if you knew how manifestation works, you would not be facetious in your requests.
    Comment by Briseadh na Faire

    The universe is somewhat 11-20 billion years old. BnF, do you think such an old substance would care for what some hundred of thousand beings would ask?

    Im in my cosmogonical mood.


  110. Zooey says:

    That was a heck of a zinger on your part.Good one.
    Comment by [B!]

    Although I am the Queen of the Zinger, right now it’s all about the chickens…


  111. Zooey says:

    #108 – Briseadh na Faire

    For once your link sticks.

    Hmmm…


  112. [B!] says:

    To say the universe is 11-20 billion years old,you might as well say the universe is infinite [∞].

    So my answer would be-YES. (why not?)


  113. AkaDad says:

    #108

    That link was interesting.

    Regular romps can provide a host of physiological benefits

    I may try that as a pickup line…


  114. Juan C says:

    To say the universe is 11-20 billion years old,you might as well say the universe is infinite [∞].
    So my answer would be-YES. (why not?)
    Comment by [B!]

    Infinity is a mathematical and art (poetry) concepts. It doesnt exist in real life. But, besides that… what???


  115. [B!] says:

    …..”all about the chickens…”.

    Not sure I get that part. :-|


  116. Zooey says:

    I may try that as a pickup line…
    Comment by AkaDad

    People are more health-wise these days. It could work.

    (FYI: I heard GWB is a health nut, too…) *wink*


  117. Zooey says:

    Not sure I get that part. :-|
    Comment by [B!]

    I’m still worried about your chicken sandwich abuse. Heh.


  118. Juan C says:

    Good link, BnF.
    I bet Daryll must be one sad, fat, depressed, non-smelling guy. :O


  119. [B!] says:

    [∞] “It doesn’t exist in real life.”.

    Do you have a link for that?

    If math can prove infinity [∞],then it must exist.


  120. Juan C says:

    Wow, Zoo.
    You just made me cry. I just read your e-mail.
    Thank you so much for those words. You are true gift.


  121. ForTruth says:

    Daryll will tell you the article is from the Devil.


  122. Zooey says:

    I bet Daryll must be one sad, fat, depressed, non-smelling guy. :O
    Comment by Juan C

    With heavy calluses on his hands — from reading his bible. :)


  123. Zooey says:

    Daryll will tell you the article is from the Devil.
    Comment by ForTruth

    MSNBC is the Devil….I bet Daryll knew that all along. Wow…


  124. Zooey says:

    Thank you so much for those words. You are true gift.
    Comment by Juan C

    Thanks, friend. :)


  125. Juan C says:

    Do you have a link for that?
    Comment by [B!]

    ok…not sure what you will find, though.

    If math can prove infinity [∞],then it must exist.
    In the mathematical sense, yeah. The universe is certainly, really big, but if it can be measured, it is not infinite.


  126. Juan C says:

    from reading his bible. :)
    Comment by Zooey

    Now I have to get one to avoid hand rugosity explanations… :{


  127. norm go to hell norm says:

    quote of the year may be colbert on that crackhead on cnn:

    “finally someone who doesn’t think telling us what people who do not think think”


  128. AkaDad says:

    With heavy calluses on his hands — from reading his bible. :)

    Thats so wrong-and probably why I laughed.


  129. [B!] says:

    Who did the measuring? You?


  130. Juan C says:

    Hi, james…please, post the link of that one. Could you?

    I laughed almost to death when I saw this one.


  131. Juan C says:

    You?
    Comment by [B!]

    No, I just bought the wooden rule…


  132. Zooey says:

    Thats so wrong-and probably why I laughed.
    Comment by AkaDad

    Daryll already has a seat reserved for me in hell, so I’m working on really deserving it. :)


  133. norm go to hell norm says:

    hi, juan!

    here is a link to the original broadcast…it was jon stewart…this entire five minute clip is apropos of this thread…enjoy!

    http://tinyurl.com/y5ccas


  134. Zooey says:

    Hey, j. How’s it going?


  135. norm go to hell norm says:

    i am in search of new life and new civilizations, boldly searching out trolls and barbarians at tpm and at kos the past few days… wrote a zawahari diary today and came home to find the thing infested with redstate throwaways and the same sort of trash that as you say karl prys off the floor under the refrigerator…

    besides that, not much… half considered getting a sirrius thingey at best buy because they have 100 dollars off one model…

    and you?


  136. Juan C says:

    I just watched it, james. Thanks.
    Really good.


  137. Juan C says:

    Im off, guys. Thanks again. :)
    Take care.


  138. Zooey says:

    $100 off a sirrius thingey must be quite the deal, j. Whatever a sirrius thingey is, of course. :)

    I have spent a blissful day at home. Enjoying the snow falling outside my window, enjoying my sons being home, and living in complete denial about any preparations necessary for the family get-together on christmas day.

    It’s been a pretty great day!


  139. norm go to hell norm says:

    great!

    sirius satelite radio… they have a left wing channel and malloy is on it.

    i listen on the computer, but, you can store the shows and listen to them out in the real world where there seems to be people and coffee and stuff.


  140. Zooey says:

    I’m outta here, too. I turn into a pumpkin in 2 minutes. If I don’t see you guys, have a great holiday!

    Goodnight!


  141. norm go to hell norm says:

    i also spent a couple of hours at a new barnes & noble that opened. it has to be five times larger than the one that used to be there… heaven! i think i only saw one copy of ann coulter book…they had a hamas book i have been looking for, so all is good!


  142. Zooey says:

    …you can store the shows and listen to them out in the real world where there seems to be people and coffee and stuff.
    Comment by norm go to hell norm

    Really? Coffee and stuff? I must investigate this thing….the “world,” is it? Interesting…

    Heh. Goodnight, j.


  143. norm go to hell norm says:

    see you later…

    oh, and MERRY CHRISTMAS if i can’t get through before then!

    you have been a wonderful companion on this site and i wish you and your family a great holiday together!

    peace.


  144. Jay Randal says:

    I see The fake Gen. Gunnison stopped by to leave some sludge posts on each TP thread. He was never an officer, nor a Marine, but he uses the phony screenname as a cover for mischief on here and hacks our screens for childish nonsense.


  145. norm go to hell norm says:

    good evening, jay!

    i have a link to a jon stewart up there… he won’t be back until the 8th…youtube will have to do for the withdrawal period…


  146. Jay Randal says:

    Hi norm just checking threads to see what is happening. Going to be a slow weekend on TP it appears, and between now and New Year’s a kind of limbo period before the Congress returns to DC in January. Can be a time for contrived Bush shenanagans, so we have to be cautious!


  147. Jay Randal says:

    Time to go to bed > take care norm and I will be back on the threads later today to see what is happening.


  148. ASU enasni says:

    You made your bed you can lie in the mess , you elected a lot of these morons , your problem


  149. ASU enasni says:

    Religion does more harm than good – poll

    82% say faith causes tension in country where two thirds are not religious

    More people in Britain think religion causes harm than believe it does good, according to a Guardian/ICM poll published today. It shows that an overwhelming majority see religion as a cause of division and tension – greatly outnumbering the smaller majority who also believe that it can be a force for good.
    The poll also reveals that non-believers outnumber believers in Britain by almost two to one. It paints a picture of a sceptical nation with massive doubts about the effect religion has on society: 82% of those questioned say they see religion as a cause of division and tension between people. Only 16% disagree. The findings are at odds with attempts by some religious leaders to define the country as one made up of many faith communities.

    Most people have no personal faith, the poll shows, with only 33% of those questioned describing themselves as “a religious person”. A clear majority, 63%, say that they are not religious – including more than half of those who describe themselves as Christian.

    FROM THE UK YOUR ALLIES – and let me tell you its the 33% that are religous that have made the troubles in the world – not the non beleivers as in myself



  150. Evil Spaniard says:

    Oh, and another comment: “gabachos” isn’t a derogative designation of “white people”, but of the french soldiers who invaded Spain in the XIX century. So John Gibson is saying that he is like a frenchman in any form?


  151. jurassicpork says:

    Has anyone ever compiled a book of quotes like this, an encyclopedic compendium of the stupidest things ever said by Republicans and other wingnuts since 2000? That’s something I’d certainly pay $26.95 for.

    I really wish that Mo Do hadn’t gone for the cheap and easy pun for the title and at the end of this wouldbe fluff piece. But Trump’s observations about Bush (”the dumbest Presidnet in history”) and Iraq alone are worth posting this and save this from being another piece of Dowdian eye candy. Ah, if only Donald could say to the Decider, “You’re fired!


  152. --------- says:

  153. shrewd progressive slayer says:

    The most outrageous comments of 2006.

    All came from the minds of progressives


  154. theswan says:

    Rep. Hayes. Take your message and shove it.


  155. JPark says:

    How “schrewd” of you #156. Check your dictionary, dolt.


  156. JPark says:

    Ok, I need glasses. Yet, tell me what the outrageous progressive quotes are.


  157. unbelievable says:

    I know this comment wasnt in the list but I propose this one:

    Whenever I want to masturbate, I read the Bible.
    Comment by Daryll

    Comment by Juan C — December 22, 2006 @ 10:53 pm

    Hilarious!


  158. unbelievable says:

    If math can prove infinity [∞],then it must exist.
    Comment by [B!] — December 23, 2006 @ 2:02 am

    Math is a human devised theory. It does not actually exist.

    If I have two separate clumps of clay, and I wad them together into one another, I am left with a single lump of clay. 1+1 = 1. Math can be manipulated. It is not infallable.

    The universe is indifferent. The proof is cancer, child molestation, pain, jealousy and the fact that in 5.5 billion years the sun will wipe out most of the solar system and we will be nothing more than a speck of space dust in a vast cosmos. I don’t know why that upsets people so much that they have to believe in things that do not exist. I really don’t.


  159. unbelievable says:

    The universe is certainly, really big, but if it can be measured, it is not infinite.
    Comment by Juan C — December 23, 2006 @ 2:11 am

    Have you ever read Stephen Hawking’s “A Brief History of Time”? If not – sside from all his god references so as to not chase away the religious folks, it is a terrific explanation for what the universe is and how parts ofit work. More like a machine than anything ancient cultures have defined.

    Last year I had my students do a presentation on a constellation. They were to present scientific facts and the mythology of it. After they had all presented their constellations, I asked them which was more interesting – the science or the myths. The fact that 99% of them said the mythology was proof enough for me that people would rather hear the make-believe stories than know the reality.


  160. [B!] says:

    unbelievable: My only question to Juan,and now to you is,(granted, I’m being simplistic); Once you reach the edge of Juan’s finite universe;What’s there? A brick wall? A fence?
    And how do we even begin to explain black holes?
    I just don’t see how anyone can just declare the Universe finite, and not ask themselves a few simple questions.


  161. unbelievable says:

    unbelievable: My only question to Juan,and now to you is,(granted, I’m being simplistic); Once you reach the edge of Juan’s finite universe;What’s there? A brick wall? A fence?

    We may not be able to know. It may just be one of those things that is so much bigger than we are that we cannot either quantify it or understand it. Much like the reverse. We used to believe atoms were the smallest objects that existed – and when I was in high school- it was still just a theory. Now its strings. And as a result we are incapable of joining quantum physics with the theory of relativity to join it into a fluid system.

    Now – just because we do not know what it is does not mean that it must be something we already understand. You could drive yourself insane just trying to contemplate such an answer.

    The reality is that it doesn’t matter whether it is or isn’t finite or infinite. That doesn’t prove the existence of gods or anything supernatural. I don’t think it proves anything at all except that it is simply is what it is without purpose or intention or conciousness. And, what actually matters is how we live our lives here and now – because that is what is knowable. And what else we can know is that actions work. That is we want to have rich and moral lives it begins by doing – by being that change which we wish to see. I may not know much about what the universe is expanding into (because it is expanding), but I do know that.

    Live your life on purpose and there will be purpose. Why would the existence or lack of existence of a divine being matter? Because the way most religious people go on and on, it is simply fear of that greater power that forces them to be moral. What a terrible subsistence to feel driven by the consequences of Hell, reincarnation or the sort. No wonder so few of them understand morality much less live it.

    And how do we even begin to explain black holes?

    Stars that have collapsed upon themselves. Hawkin’s book that I mentioned does a really good job of explaining them.

    My exception is that when we do not understand the science, we attach make-believe explanations. That is what gets us frequently into trouble as a species. Because then we do not act in accordance with the rest of nature or the universe. We’re too embroiled in trying to save souls we mostly likely do not possess.

    I just don’t see how anyone can just declare the Universe finite, and not ask themselves a few simple questions.
    Comment by [B!] — December 24, 2006 @ 12:19 pm

    I didn’t say it was or wasn’t. I was just pointing out that you can’t simply declare it is because someone can solve a theory-based math problem.


  162. Juan C says:

    Have you ever read Stephen Hawking’s “A Brief History of Time”?
    Comment by unbelievable

    UnB, I started reading it a couple of years ago but abandoned it. I had to read other things by the time. Silly me, I should have read it.

    What I was telling B! was mostly my perception of math and the concept of infinity regarding the size of the universe. So, of course I can be wrong.

    The fact that 99% of them said the mythology was proof enough for me that people would rather hear the make-believe stories than know the reality.
    Ha! I would have voted for mythology. In those times people lacked the tools to study the universe, so they came up with really interesting stories about what the heck was the universe. I think that mythology was the tool to study the universe. Now, the problem is that religious leaders take those beliefs to suit their needs.

    I just don’t see how anyone can just declare the Universe finite, and not ask themselves a few simple questions.
    Comment by [B!]

    Fractals are mathematical geometries that have fractional dimension, among other curious characteristics. A line is unidimensional, a triangle in a paper is a bidimensional figure, a sphere is tridimensional, etc. Fractals do not exist in real life but they represent, with astonishing accuracy, some nature forms. For example, the coasts of some country can be represented by a fractal. This fractal have a measurable area, you can see it, but if you want to measure its length, you couldnt cause it is infinite.

    I wanted to express that not because I cant explain it doesnt mean it is not that way. IMO, when you reach the limit of the universe, you will see the Big Bang. Besides, Einstein said -and later proved- that the gravity was the curving of space. How can a seemingly infinite space can curve if it is infinite? I dont know much about these issues, B!, but it fascinates me. I encourage you to do some research as I will do.


  163. [B!] says:

    unbelievable;

    I wasn’t referring to what you said about the Universe,but Juan flippantly declaring it finite.
    Other than that,I think you give an excellent,educated and open minded explaination.

    Happy Holidays.


  164. [B!] says:

    Thank you Juan:

    Know that I posted #166 before I saw your #165.


  165. Sharon Cox says:

  166. JPark says:

    Finite or infinite, it is equally incomprehensible. If it is finite that means that nothing is beyond it. Impossible. If it is infinite it goes on forever. Impossible.


  167. unbelievable says:

    UnB, I started reading it a couple of years ago but abandoned it. I had to read other things by the time. Silly me, I should have read it.

    Not too late to read it still… ; )

    What I was telling B! was mostly my perception of math and the concept of infinity regarding the size of the universe. So, of course I can be wrong.

    Either of you could be right… Or wrong. We don’t know yet. We might not ever know.

    Ha! I would have voted for mythology. In those times people lacked the tools to study the universe, so they came up with really interesting stories about what the heck was the universe.

    I agree, I’d much rather be read a story than a math book filled with equations. But I’m certainly not going to base my life upon it :)

    We agree on religion. It can claim some good done it’s name (usually by individuals’ actions) – but mostly it’s been a divisive tool for oppressing people and controlling them.

    My uncle was telling my mother that he went to church yesterday, and that it was deserted. I’ve been astonished here in the US how by Atheists and Agnostics and Deists being vocal about the negatives or organized religion, more and more people are feeling comfortable to question the system of faith they were born into. Including my mother and her older brother – people from the WWII generation who never question anything from authority figures…. It makes me hopeful.

    IMO, when you reach the limit of the universe, you will see the Big Bang.

    I think the disparity here is in the definition of the universe. You’re talking about the physical limits of physical matter. In that case, from what I’ve studied – you are right – we have seen the edge of matter. But I think what B! was saying is that the universe isn’t limited to that edge. That is possible. I mean, it has been allowed to physically expand over time without limit…

    Besides, Einstein said -and later proved- that the gravity was the curving of space. How can a seemingly infinite space can curve if it is infinite?

    Great point. I think this might depend onhow big the “container” is – if there is one.

    In fact, the curving of time suggests to me that the universe is capable of being infinite if it can curve upon (or very closely to) itself – but that in reality, it is finite (limited by its own matter) because it cannot fill the infinite void (or whatever ir is).

    I dont know much about these issues, B!, but it fascinates me. I encourage you to do some research as I will do.
    Comment by Juan C — December 24, 2006 @ 12:55 pm

    I’d loveto hear what you find. I’m destined to go mad from over thinking something… might as well be something interesting :)


  168. unbelievable says:

    I wasn’t referring to what you said about the Universe,but Juan flippantly declaring it finite.

    I’ve always considered Juan concise :)

    Thanks for the clarification of what you meant.

    Other than that,I think you give an excellent,educated and open minded explaination.

    Thanks… Not all of my former Science students would agree : )

    Science is incredible. Without it we might still be picking off one another’s lice and flinging our own feces :)

    Happy Holidays.
    Comment by [B!] — December 24, 2006 @ 12:59 pm

    You too!


  169. JPark says:

    Eh, unB, like I said before, finite or infinite, it is just as unbelievable. Of course believing in some creator is even more so.



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