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Rep. Charles Rangel (D-NY) has evicted Dick Cheney

from his office in the Capitol, “and the Harlem heavyweight is moving into the prime digs today,” the New York Post reports. “Gilded letters were freshly painted atop the office door yesterday proclaiming ‘Ways and Means Committee’ – confirming that the office now belongs to Rangel, the House panel’s new chairman.”



46 Responses to “Rep. Charles Rangel (D-NY) has evicted Dick Cheney”

  1. katy says:

    oh man, i love doing gold leaf… i would have done that for free…


  2. RUCerious says:

    Good riddance – bad rubbish.
    Go Charlie!


  3. Sharon Cox says:

    WaaaaaaHoooo, put cheney and the repug’s in the basement, tiny room with no electricity like they did the Dem’s…Pay back’s are a bitch, right cheney?… Blessings


  4. PatrioticLiberalChristian(PLC) says:

    Cheney can use that little room in the basement.


  5. margaret says:

    Omigod that is the best news I’ve heard in ages! Just for the symbolism!


  6. PatrioticLiberalChristian(PLC) says:

  7. Zooey says:

    Rep Rangel wins the Big Brass Ones Award for today.

    Nice one, Rep Rangel. :)


  8. RealityCheck says:

    I want to see Cheney’s hide tacked to the door underneath the gold leaf.

    But this is a very good start. The times they are a changin’.


  9. redpretzel says:

    That just MADE my day….


  10. dlet says:

    I’ll bet all the stores in DC are low in stock of Febreeze.


  11. Rebel In CA says:

    For Dead-Eye Dick Vader from a plush office to a jail cell is only a few hundred votes away.

    Can you say criminal indictment instead of impeach?


  12. RUCerious says:

    I wonder if Charlie hired Tom Delay to spray for bugs before he moved in?


  13. Joe Reilly says:

    Hope he told him to go f*** himself – “…and don’t let Mark Foley pat you on the ass on the way out!”


  14. nffcnnr says:

    Good news, to be sure. Notice, however that NYPost got a little jab in the last sentence: “Cheney’s office took the high road yesterday. Spokeswoman Mary McGinn told The Post, “It was always our understanding that that office was on loan.”


  15. Joe Sixpack says:

    There is another vacancy today, but this one in the White House. Harriet Miers, President Bush’s failed Supreme Court nominee, has submitted her resignation as White House counsel.

    Guess she doesn’t want to be around to do the all those legal briefs for Cheney’s shady dealings.


  16. Hardy Haberman says:

    Now it’s time the Dems evicted the President as well.


  17. PatrioticLiberalChristian(PLC) says:

    Sure looks like Rangel knows the “Way” and really “Means” it.


  18. Zooey says:

    Harriet Miers, President Bush’s failed Supreme Court nominee, has submitted her resignation as White House counsel.
    Comment by Joe Sixpack

    She’s not the first rat to leave the ship…

    I can’t wait for her book — George W. Bush: My Bestest Friend, Ever!!


  19. Zimzone says:

    Dick the Dark Side Cheney.
    4 decades of secret agendas, broken promises and laws, lying, lying, lying, undermining American efforts for personal gain, ignoring diplomacy for profit, CEO of Halliburton, spark plug for the fine mess we’re in, lying to a Grand Jury, but…
    Soon to testify!
    I once knew a man named Scooter
    Who’s boss was a Dick named Shooter,
    (fill in the rest o this limerick and win a free night at the Lincoln bedroom!)


  20. PatrioticLiberalChristian(PLC) says:

    “It was always our understanding that that office was on loan.”

    I sure as h*** wish Cheney and Bush recognized that both of their offices (room and position) were on loan from the American people and not just their personal property to do with as they wish.


  21. PatrioticLiberalChristian(PLC) says:

    Zimzone, a quick attempt:

    I once knew a man named Scooter
    Who’s boss was a Dick named Shooter,

    They argued their position
    But both went to prison
    Where the inmates debated who was cuter.


  22. Vance says:

    Is it just me, or is the MSM trying to minimize everything about the Dems taking over today?


  23. katy says:

    plc – that was great! …just a minor correction:
    Where the inmates debated, “Who’s cuter?”


  24. katy says:

    not just you vance…but you knew that… :)


  25. hellinabucket says:

    tis a fine limmrick PLC


  26. kevkev says:

    The dems have to rip Bush and the Neocons a brand new a**hole!
    Like, Right Now!
    I’m watching Pelosi getting voted in as House Speaker, and Playing
    Neil Young/Living With War.
    Let’s Impeach The President For Lyin’
    and misleading our country into war
    Abusing all the power that we gave him
    And shipping all our money out the door…………


  27. impeachcheneythenbush says:

    Caught Cheney swearing in all the Senators today. As he had them repeat the vow of protecting, defending and upholding the Constitution I almost threw up.


  28. dlet says:

    Is it just me, or is the MSM trying to minimize everything about the Dems taking over today?

    Comment by Vance

    And try and find a story about Bush’s mail openinig signing statement. Pathetic. The MSM is useless.


  29. Karim says:

    I would have paid to see the look of on Dicky boy’s face when Rangel gave him the boot.


  30. Vance says:

    The funny thing about the “Balanced” coverage and interviews with both sides is hearing repug after repug WHINING. Man, it’s nice to gloat.


  31. dlet says:

    If I were Rangel I would check for bugs….and I don’t mean the insect kind.


  32. Henri Charriere says:

    I once knew a man named Scooter
    Who’s boss was a Dick named Shooter,
    They’re in prison now,
    And they both do say “OW!”
    When their cellmates poke them in the pooter.


  33. margaret says:

    dlet – re: bugs & such, you are probably right on with that one! (but then again, you usually are)

    The folks at the UN would probably agree with you too.


  34. Scott M says:

    Put Cheney and the Repubs in the basement with a red stapler.


  35. dlet says:

    The folks at the UN would probably agree with you too.
    Comment by margaret

    Yeah that was just another illegal action that this administration never was held responsible for. Forgot about that one…thanks.


  36. ForTruth says:

    The office needed sand blasting and re-modeling.


  37. theswan says:

    Charlie Rangel, a few more small torments for dickie, please. Why not kicking his ass all the way to Guantanamo.


  38. west virginia hillbilly says:

    You know, I remember how much the republicans celebrated when they took over the house. Maybe, we should hold off celebrating, till some good legislation is passed.


  39. Southern Cracker says:

    I agree with the West Virgina Hillbilly.


  40. Zimzone says:

    PLC & Henri,
    Great work! You both win the contest.
    I think you both should be published, & them punished.

    Unfortunately, you have to share the Lincoln bedroom…


  41. John Gilpins says:

    I hope Rangel was singing James Brown’s song ‘I FEEL GOOD’ directly to Cheney.

    Cheney is known for his outbursts of temper. I can visualize him saying to Rangel, “You want black, Mr. Rangel, I’ll give you black:

    Because ‘I’M BAD, I’M BAD YOU KNOW I’M BAD.’

    What’s quite astonishing is Rangel’s age. This guy is 76-years-old. Wow! He doesn’t look a day over 60. Cheney’s age is 65, and he doesn’t look a day over 80.

    Without a doubt, Rangel would be carded while using his Medicare card. Cheney wouldn’t be in the hospital five seconds, without a CODE BLUE being issued. “Old, elderly man requires immediate medical attention.”

    Cheney once called Woodward and said, “Go F**k YOURSELF.’

    Well, Mr. Cheney: “GO F**K YOURSELF. GO F**K YOURSELF. GO F**K YOURSELF.”

    Why? Why?

    Because I’M BAD, I’M BAD, YOU KNOW I’M BAD.

    Gee, ‘I FEEL GOOD.’

    So good, so good, so good.

    ‘LIVIN’ IN AMERICA’

    So good, so good, so good.

    John


  42. Marie says:

    #42
    your post made me feel, so good, so good, so good.


  43. Lora says:

    PLC and Henri,
    Both limericks are quite good but one correction:
    “I once knew a man named Scooter
    Who’s(sic) boss was a Dick named Shooter,”

    “who’s” is the contraction of “who is;” “whose” is the appropriate word to use here. I forgive your giddiness over this delightful event, which made you forget proper spelling.

    #42 Great post–especially since “I Feel Good” is my favorite James Brown song.


  44. Piper says:

    You cant truly believe Rangel has the intelligence to handle this job. Have you listened to this man speak? He should of kept his first job as backup singer for James Brown. I don’t mean to put him down but I think we could do better much better.


  45. farang says:

    So, now Charlie “we can’t take away the rich American’s 2001 tax cuts, they are counting on that money, but we need to understand the average American will need to make sacrifices on their Social Security benefits, which I intend to cut and call ‘reform’ ” Rangel, is in the other crooks office now?? Booted out one thief for another?

    Screw him.

    I’ve had enough of the misdirection and bullshit.


  46. robert lavoiel says:

    first,let me say i have never voted for a democrat except for jack kennedy. i am a registered republican ,charles rangel appears to me to be a fair and sincere person. i am sure that nancy pelosi will soon understand that rep. rangel is only interested in the security and well being of the american public. we need more like charles rangel in public office.

    regards
    robert lavoie
    little compton,r.i.



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