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‘Singe, don’t burn.’

By Nico Pitney on Jan 19th, 2007 at 3:28 pm

‘Singe, don’t burn.’

The White House Correspondents Association denies telling comedian Rich Little to back off President Bush and the Iraq war. “I cannot be more clear that we never mentioned Iraq, we never gave him any guidelines,” says Steve Scully, president of the WHCA. “The only thing we told him is that we want to follow the policy of the Gridiron Dinner, which is ’singe, don’t burn’.”



30 Responses to “‘Singe, don’t burn.’”

  1. RUCerious says:

    Howza bout the biggest damn bonfire you’ve ever seen, with a stack of dried out orange crates stacked forty feet high, 12 gallons of gas poured on them, ignited by a freakin flamethrower.
    Singe that!


  2. PeterW says:

    Sounds like their attitude to what is and isn’t torture.


  3. the liberal press says:

    Well, someone is lying. Either the known liars are lying or the comedian is senile.


  4. Spudge_Boy says:

    Isn’t Rich Little like 100 years old? Does he even know who the president is or does he think Ford is still in office?


  5. Marie says:

    #4 SB
    Little is 75 years old. He should be beyond sucking up to anyone, so his agreeing to all of this must mean he is on board with Bush and protecting the boy-king’s feelings.


  6. Windup Merchant says:

    A Must watch on TV

    http://www.channel4.com/more4/drama/t/trial_tony/index.html

    Watch the Clip where George Bush has been found commotosed Though drink at his ranch

    ha ah aha a funniest thing ever on TV


  7. Publicus says:

    They’re worried about what Rich Little could say? Nothing wrong with Rich, but he’s not exactly Lenny Bruce.


  8. the liberal press says:

    Rich Little: How about that George Bush? Best president since Lincoln. (Laughter). No, I mean it! (More laughter). Could you people wait for the jokes, please?



  9. swordsbane says:

    “No.. we never gave him any guidlines telling him HOW to back off.”


  10. Zimzone says:

    Think about this…‘back off president Bush and the Iraq war’.
    Agreed, it’s not a funny subject. IT’S THE ONLY SUBJECT.
    Has denial reached a state of policy?
    Perhaps.
    The AG is a front man for PNAC.
    The SOS is out of her league entirely.
    The VP is a troglodite ghoul.
    The President is a sociopath.
    The WH Press Sec. lies for a living. (FrankenSnow?)
    The SCOTUS has been planted with enemies of the State.
    Right Wingers chase boy pages.
    The White House channel on TV (Fox) slanders two US Senators in a week.
    Singe, not burn, indeed.
    Anyone got a match?


  11. Jay Randal says:

    Why even bother to have the damn dinner. The press should just have an orgy kissing Bush’s naked butt > lol.


  12. Zooey says:

    Waaaah!!

    You caught us with our pants down — AGAIN!!!


  13. veritas says:

    Is this like the “don’t ask/don’t tell” neocon theory? Where does “truth” fit into the Singe/Don’t Burn theory? Obviously, if the truth is scathing and will impose a third degree burn on the perpetrator, then the theory becomes a way of gagging the truth from being told.


  14. veritas says:

    #11 Isn’t that why Bushco “disappeared” the official white house visitor logs?? Damning evidence in them there logs, that’s for shoor!


  15. katy says:

    …must mean he is on board with Bush and protecting the boy-king’s feelings.
    Comment by Marie — January 19, 2007 @ 3:48 pm

    i’m guessing that was a prerequisite…


  16. ForTruth says:

    I like vaporize myself.


  17. Raven says:

    Hey Rich Little,
    I still remember your “Nixon” routines….. don’t let us down this time around please…….. Nixon was a simple egg sucking hound compared to this crook………


  18. ForTruth says:

    In the Nixon years, it was ok to confront the president in a press conference, it was ok to make fun of him.

    What happened?


  19. ForTruth says:

    Don’t you think even a singe is too much for the Boy King to handle?

    It’s more like “lick, and keep licking”.


  20. barosendale says:

    Why should the press even attend? Honesty hurts, it’s too bad there aren’t more Stephen Colbert’s in the world with the balls to point it out!


  21. Raven says:

    I’ll bet Dubious has his toaster set on ‘1′


  22. RUCerious says:

    Well the POTUS is toastus.
    He’s having shredded constitution for breakfast,
    is out to lunch and dinner is US.


  23. TripMaster Monkey says:

    Heritage Foundation:

    I’m trying to figure out what your comment at #23 has to do with the topic of this discussion, but so far, I’ve had no luck. Perhaps you would be so good as to explain it to me? Kthx.


  24. Bush_Is_A_Jackass says:

    …anything to prop up the naked, asinine, semi-literate, vacant, fool for a wanna-be emperor.


  25. Larry from C says:

    Too bad we can’t resurrect Bill Hicks from the grave and send him instead. You thought Colbert vivisected Bush. Hicks would’ve had to be lead out in restraints.


  26. Spudge_Boy says:

    rachel kinnardi,

    Please add me to your list.


  27. ForTruth says:

    1) Sy Bil

    Comment by rachel kinnardi

    How do you know sybil?

    You are….

    SANTO!


  28. doug says:

    Singe the devil? Get real!


  29. Naked Girls Naked Black Men Girls Naked says:

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    I can not agree with you in 100% regarding some thoughts, but you got good point of view



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