In November of 2008, even I could be elected as president. I have no credentials to be president just like George Bush didn’t have credentials in 2000. A lack of credentials didn’t stop George Bush, BUT IT WILL STOP ME. I know when I’m in over my head. George didn’t have a clue.

George Herbert Hoover Bush has been a disaster for the Republican Party. I didn’t used to like Texas; all of those blow-farts with big egos.

NOW, I LOVE TEXAS.

Texas, you had it coming from Enron to George Herbert Hoover Bush.

John

Nice try! Nice try! Your defense of daddy fell a little short. A little????? A LOT!!!!!! Did you finally find your fancy purse/purses in Buenos Aires?

Jenna and Barbara, you have too much times on your hands. We know it’s you. Who else could it be?

I can count on my one hand the number of George’s friends. They’ve all deserted him? Slowly, his family will, too. You’ll be coming around soon.

Jenna and Barbara, serve your country and take your fancy purse/purses to Iraq.

GO TO ‘BAD DAD.’ Bad Dad, Iraq.

That’s what the both of you have. You both have a bad dad.

BAD DAD, IRAQ
BAD DAD, IRAQ
BAD DAD, IRAQ
BAD DAD, IRAQ
BAD DAD, IRAQ
BAD DAD, IRAQ
BAD DAD, IRAQ

Your dad may be bad, but you both have the chance to be good girls. Be good girls! Serve your country!

SURGE on down to your local enlistment office.

John

Here is a parting gift for you.

LIBERALS HATE TRUTH

Liberals never let facts get in the way of a good argument. That is just one of the undeniable truths of life that must be accepted by all conservatives. A recent posting on this web site from a chronic Bush hater called “bushisacrook” offers up W’s “resume” and accomplishments as president. Unfortunately this posting was full of lies and half truths, witch is the typical basis for a liberal arguments. It would take to much space to address them all individually,
GEORGE W. BUSH RESUME
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:

1. I attacked and took over two countries. Yes, this is what Bush did. Without being provoked, George Bush took it upon himself to attack and take over two countries….and we would like to apologize to Canada and Mexico.

2. I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the Treasury.
I shattered the record for biggest annual deficit in history.
I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 2-month period. I set the all-time record for the most foreclosures in a 12-month period. I set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market. Hey, did you hear? We’re bankrupt. I guess the Wall Street Journal missed that story, and for the record, the deficit, as a percentage of GDP, which is the only important measuring stick, is still lower than it’s been in decades. (It’s called Economics 101. Take it. Learn It. Live It.) It is an economic fact that George Bush inherited a U.S. economy that was stalling and beginning to tumble and had to deal with a world that was in a death spiral from Germany to Japan. Then 9/11 wreaked havoc on the the economic center of the universe….All in all, I’d say Bush has done a pretty good job protecting us from a Carter-like malaise.

3. In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history. After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over the worst security failure in US history. Any third grader probably understands that a president, never has a vacation. Ever. All they do is move the headquarters for the running of the free world from one location to another. If you call having constant, 24 hour, security presence and daily briefings from everyone who works for you a vacation, then you’re right. ( What a bullshit complaint. I probably shouldn’t even have acknowledged it.)

4. In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs.
I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any other president in US history. See Economy 101. And for the record, in the last 8 months nearly 1.5 million new jobs have been created, thanks to Bush tax cuts and economic policy.

5. I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any other president in US history. After Economics 101, check out Civics 102. Amending the constituion requires a super majority vote of both houses of congress, then ratification by the legislative branches of two thirds of the states. It’s a little harder than just a pen stroke.

6. I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed. I presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused to use the national reserves as past presidents have. Are you starting to understand why school vouchers are so important. Apparently the person who posted this was not alive when Jimmy Carter was president. I remember gas rationing and the “odd/even” method of being told what day you could buy gas. If Bush would have emptied the national oil reserves the day he took office, it would be making it to the pump right about now….but then again, you’d have to understand a little bit about how the oil industry works to get it.

7. I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind. It’s good to be the king.

8. I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history. Thank you. And would the jackasses who kept us in those outdated, irrelevant treaties please stand up.

9. I’ve made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US history. How do you know? I mean, wouldn’t the most secret and unaccountable presidency, still be a secret….and unaccountable?

10. I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union simultaneously go bankrupt. Again, the Wall Street Journal must be sleeping on the job to miss this one.

11. I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any market in any country in the history of the world. No, that would be Bill Clinton. On two counts. The Enron and World Com debacles were at fever pitch under Clinton….and do you recall under which administration Ken Lay and all his ilk were exposed and prosecuted?…..

12. I am the first president in US history to order a US attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the United Nations and the world community. Okay take Economics first period, Civics second period and American History third period. We’ll leave the schedule open after lunch.

13. I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant. The United Nations rendered itself irrelevant by failing to do what it said it would and then actively try to thwart enforcement of it’s own directives. By the way, you should also do some reading on the Oil For Food scandal that receives virtually no media attention in this country. The reason the U.N. fought against invading Iraq is because so many U.N. officials and world leaders were making so much money off Sadam being in power, to lose it would be unthinkable.

At this point I’m just tired. If there were at least some factual basis to the remaining claims made by this crazed Bush hater I might enjoy the debate, but when an argument is based on lies, ignorance and willful distortion…there is no debate. In fact, there is nothing worthy of debate, a point I prove with a final challenge.

Our visitor wrote; In a little over two years I have created the most divided country in decades, possibly the most divided that the US has been since the civil war. This is from the same write who called Bush a liar, a crook, a drunk, a deserter, a murderer and a moron. Who’s dividing the country?

I have a feeling Judd just may spending a little time in Switzerland investigating Republican Swiss bank accounts.

Gee, maybe Judd can play Robin Hood for a while. I’ll have my hand out for a few dollars. The check should be in the mail in a year or so. OH HAPPY DAY!

Good luck to Judd, and good luck to Hillary, too.

A million good lucks.

PRESIDENT HILLARY CLINTON SURE HAS A NICE RING TO IT.

OH HAPPY DAY!

John

You were right.

Faiz, I leave you to the trolls. Bye all.

See you on “the internets”…

Hillary knows to pick the best.

Comment by Briseadh na Faire — January 26, 2007 @ 1:17 pm

I have a feeling this post will find the TP. memory hole.

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