The new White House pastry chef,
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Well then, he should fit in quite nicely.
January 29th, 2007 at 7:51 pmDoes Hastert know that this man also believes in ” lite ” cooking?
January 29th, 2007 at 7:56 pmHastert needs to be told that the pastries are down to 230,000 calories each with this new guy.
Let them eat cake!
January 29th, 2007 at 7:57 pmIs this the same dude who authored,
” Being President for Dummies”
January 29th, 2007 at 7:58 pmHow serendipitous, Bush is currently reading Desert for Dummies.
January 29th, 2007 at 7:59 pmI co-authored that, after spending years baking for michael! I really shouldn’t have swigged so much rum, making those cakes when I was pregnant. I’ve done brain damaged my poor boy into a retarded republican! Shame on me!
January 29th, 2007 at 8:00 pmHahahaha. Not as good as Jesus For Dummies, but still funny.
January 29th, 2007 at 8:08 pmI bet Yosses has included recipes for many of Bush’s favorite desserts.
January 29th, 2007 at 8:21 pmI hear the dummy really likes Hunt’s snackpack chocolate pudding.
This book just proves that you don’t have to be smart to become leader of the free world. twice.
January 29th, 2007 at 8:53 pmStupid thread.
January 29th, 2007 at 9:10 pmI guess the joke flew past your heads…
Desserts for Dummies = Desserts for Bush = Bush is a Dummie
You guys are dense :)
January 29th, 2007 at 9:15 pmI believe that was the alternate title for the ISG report.
January 29th, 2007 at 9:25 pmYeah, the book title is an easy joke; but I like a good dessert regardless of the chef’s politics.
January 29th, 2007 at 9:26 pmI believe that was the alternate title to the ISG report.
January 29th, 2007 at 9:27 pmStupid thread.
Comment by impeachcheneythenbush — January 29, 2007 @ 9:10 pm
So let me add some stupidity!!!
GW Botch’s favorite desserts list:
1) Rum Cake
2) Jello Shots
3) Coke
4) Blackout Cake
5) Nutty Buddies
6) Pound (My Critics) Cake
7) Sugar Babies (not the Sugar Embryos)
8) Kool-Aid (Facist Flavor)
9) Pom Poms (Yale Flavor)
10) Wax Lips (Skull and Bones Brand)
Washed down with a big Hurricane!!
January 29th, 2007 at 9:40 pmWashed down with a big Hurricane!!
Comment by dixie blood
I could use one of those myself this evening.
January 29th, 2007 at 9:45 pmFunny!
January 29th, 2007 at 9:47 pmI bet this first-class chef is no dummy. No, Sir! No, Sir!, No, Sir! I also bet this chef runs the White House kitchen like a boot camp. Yes, Sir! No, Sir! No doubt, it’s one smooth military operation. Not that we’re used to seeing smooth military operations with this administration. No, Sir.
BTW, what great Paris, New York, or Washington D. C. chef wouldn’t have a seven-day supply of whip cream in the fridge.
How convenient for Dubya, when JEFF PAID A VISIT to the White House.
Or:
DUBYA PAID FOR THE VISIT. Whatever!
White House desserts must be delicious. Bone apetit. Ain’t that the word? We Southerners don’t know them fancy words.
John
January 29th, 2007 at 9:56 pmFitting…
January 29th, 2007 at 9:56 pmHow fitting he co authored the Deserts for Dummies Book and is now going to actaully be living his dream out in making them for George Bush.
I wonder if Laura is casting a wicked smile somewhere in the White House tonight?
Maybe she was the one who had something to do with
” choosing ” this dude for the job knowing full well he wrote that book.
Personal ” unspoken jab ” for Laura.
January 29th, 2007 at 9:57 pmYeah Yeah, cookin’ is fun.
January 29th, 2007 at 10:27 pmTalk about a dummy.
I can’t even spell whipped cream. I’m tired! Whip cream is how Dubya would spell it.
I need to buy that book at the National Mall.
John
January 29th, 2007 at 10:50 pmWell Bush is a dummy, so he needs a pastry chief who can treat him like a dummy > lol.
January 30th, 2007 at 12:22 amAnd feed Bush dummy desserts too.
January 30th, 2007 at 12:24 amAs soon as they saw that book on the dude’s resume they knew he had precisely the expert qualifications necessary for the job.
January 30th, 2007 at 12:30 amHa ha.
January 30th, 2007 at 12:45 amNo doubt where the inspiration for this book came from.
January 30th, 2007 at 1:01 amI bet this pastry chef takes Coolwhip and mixes it with Jello and calls it something French > lol. Bush would not know the difference between real desserts and concocted crap. I used to own a Coffee Shop and Dessert Bar, so I had to make many of the desserts myself. I bet my own desserts are far better than a pastry chef who wrote “Desserts for Dummies.”
January 30th, 2007 at 1:02 amBoy, is he ever in the right place!!!!!
January 30th, 2007 at 1:28 amThat…
Is actually kinda cool.
January 30th, 2007 at 2:48 amImagine being the pastry chef for Bush. All you have to do is stock up on Snickers and kick back posting comments at TP. He would think you were amazing and ask you how you make that nooget and get them peanuts in there.
January 30th, 2007 at 7:47 amNot sure if anyone pointed this out yet, but his co-authorship of this book makes him QUALIFIED FOR THE JOB!!!!
The Prez got one right! Of course the fact its his pastry (a French word) chef only goes to illustrate that Arbusto only understands how important background, experience, and expertise when they directly affect him or his gastro tract…
January 30th, 2007 at 8:37 amI would really like the Dummy in the White House (yes, Deniz Yeter, I think we all got the joke) to get his just desserts.
January 30th, 2007 at 8:46 amFitting.
January 30th, 2007 at 10:06 amHey! Let’s make fun of an accomplished chef who had the audacity to share his knowledge in a way that everyone from the single man or woman to the accomplished cook can understand! Hooray! Another opportunity to use something that means nothing as a way to make fun of our President! GREAT!
Let’s make fun of the chef, say the president likes snak packs (that’s relevant AND funny), make fun of the President liking Snickers (along with millions of us – are WE all stupid too?)
“Desserts for Dummies = Desserts for Bush = Bush is a Dummie”
I get it. So when I read ‘Windows XP for Dummies’ that would work out how?
Oh, right.
Windows XP for dummies = Windows XP for Jeff= Jeff is a dummy.
Brilliant.
You turds need to be smacked in the head for being petty, dissillusioned morons.
‘Think Progress’?
January 30th, 2007 at 10:48 amI think that the truth bears out that you don’t think progress, you just think ‘Bash Bush’.
Shame on all of you.
This is not only not funny, but indicitive of how petty, small, and stupid you morons really are…..
Jeff – boo f’in hoo.
January 30th, 2007 at 1:22 pmWhen it comes to small, ptty morons, look to your commander in chymp.
Oh, and Dick says
“Go fyck yourself”.
Comment by jeff — January 30, 2007 @ 10:48 am
Well, if a Bush needs bashing why should I stand in the way? Why shouldn’t I help out?
HE’S COMPLETELY PH*CKED THIS ENTIRE NATION!!!
January 30th, 2007 at 1:29 pmThis is a test TM
How about
February 1st, 2007 at 2:48 amanotherone more…test (TM)
February 1st, 2007 at 2:49 amtest &trade ?
February 1st, 2007 at 2:53 amThe don’t say that the REAL reason he left was that Dubya got
“RARE”
“MEDIUM”
“WELL-DONE”
Syrian-made BBQ steak-branding irons from Rumsfeld…
Spread Love…
… but wear the Glove!
BlueBerry Pick’n
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