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FBI loses 3-4 laptops each month.

By Amanda Terkel on Feb 12th, 2007 at 4:53 pm

FBI loses 3-4 laptops each month.

New report by the Justice Department’s Inspector General finds, “Between three and four FBI laptop computers are lost or stolen each month on average and the agency is unable to say in many instances whether information on the machines is sensitive or classified.”



23 Responses to “FBI loses 3-4 laptops each month.”

  1. Juan C says:

    Dont tell me. It was Iran, right?


  2. Wayne says:

    FBI loses 3-4 laptops each month.

    And we trust these people to protect us from criminals?
    Bwahahahahahahahaha.


  3. Jamie says:

    WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?

    ok i fear for my life now lol


  4. wake-n-bake says:

    It wouldn’t matter if they all used .NET where all your secure data stays on a secure server and NEVER is transfered to the laptops hard drive in the first place! Why the hell do they carry sensitive data ON THE COMPUTER???

    Stupid Government.


  5. Chris says:

    I’m sure the trolls will be here soon to tell us how Sandy Berger stuffs laptops down his pants each month.


  6. ForTruth says:

    Funny how the US government doesn’t even have the same standards of behavior that small little non-profits have. These guys waste money like it was borrowed or something.


  7. unbelievable says:

    In the 12 years since I bought my first one, I’ve never lost even ONE… Sheesh… What is wrong with these people?


  8. Jess Wundrun says:

    Maybe we should have the government form an agency to investigate what is happening to these laptops.

    We could name it something catchy like the Federal Bureau of Investi…. Oh, yeah.


  9. veritas says:

    THAT SHOULD MAKE AMERICANS FEEL SOOOOO SECURE!


  10. Marie says:

    Did Ahmadinejad steal them?


  11. Marie says:

    Quick, someone notify Homeland Security! Oh, wait… never mind.


  12. kelso says:

    Tyrannical blogger,
    Could you limit your posts to a paragraph or so? 9,000 characters is a bit much for a thread like this.


  13. Liberal in New Mexico says:

    Los Alamos Labs in New Mexico has had a number of incidents in the past several years where supposed top secret information was stolen. The labs and surrounding area was in a lock-down for a number of days and people were called in to be questioned and interrogated and accused. As it later turned out, the highly technical and highly-classified information never existed in the first place. It makes one wonder, doesn’t it?


  14. dixie blood says:

    Maybe the NSA can “listen up” for them…8-))


  15. Raymond Funamoto says:

    In the words of the later, great Jack Benny, “WELL!” I guess I’m FOUR Up on the FBI–I haven’t lost my SINGLE laptop, the first PC I ever bought, yet!!!!! Ray 0 FBI -(MINUS)4!!!!!


  16. Zooey says:

    They need to anchor the laptops to lifesize human cutouts of J. Edgar Hoover — like a giant hall pass. They’d never get lost that way.


  17. dixie blood says:

    They need to anchor the laptops to lifesize human cutouts of J. Edgar Hoover — like a giant hall pass. They’d never get lost that way.

    Comment by Zooey — February 12, 2007 @ 9:41 pm

    Now, that, that right thar is funny!

    Can you imagine an FBI agent checking in to a hotel room with one of these? LOL


  18. dixie blood says:

    Comment by Zooey — February 12, 2007 @ 9:41 pm

    If you assign an FBI agent a little boy to carry his laptop then the FBI agent will keep track of the little boy and the little boy will keep track of the laptop.

    Problem solved!!


  19. Gregor Samsa says:

    That is an awful lot of laptops to lose in one year.

    And these are the people supposed to keep the rest of us safe?

    ::sigh::


  20. Jay Randal says:

    FBI needs a new Director badly.


  21. creasybear says:

    Hmmm. Its PROBABLY al-qaedia or the Iranian invisible Extra Terrestial agents who ship load of bombs to the Iraqi insurgents, to blow up our boys. Lemme roll a coin, and see who really steal those laptops.
    Ah, Jesus! Its just some harmless Israeli Art Students. OMG! I thought they were only f***kin with the DEA, didn’t know the guys in the FBI department are part-time art collectors!

    F***ken corky morons can’t even nail the theives who steal vital dets and computers under their nose. Ah! God save the US!


  22. big papa says:

    Supremacist militia…


  23. reader says:

    Is this FBI or For Burglers Information? or maybe Free Burgler Initiative?!



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