You can be sure this is being considered by the administration in order to galvanize support for invading Iran.

Hey Mark, can we use our cranium as a footstool since you don’t seem to be using it for anything productive?

This should be front page news… but especially meaningful to our troops who sit in our billion dollar M1 Battle tanks (like sitting ducks) driving past this latest 2005 high tech weaponry which can penetrate the M1’s two inch inch armor plate and splatter the interior with lava like molten metal while shredding through bodies like a cuisinart.

Just one question… I wonder where these insurgents are getting their machinists, the precision CNC turning centers and oxygen free copper billet? Oh, and those pesky little computer models for expansive coalition of shaped plastic explosives, yeah the ones that were developed with modern super computer technology… what did they just come up with that over dinner one night?

Insurgants indeed… this is a war and we better start fighting to win it before it’s too late.

So as you seek Enlightenment
in your towers of grey cement
Remember to whom you avow

If up is down and down is up
What does it matter

……anyhow?

That’s Colonel Jessup talking, right? I don’t see the liberties of US citizens threatened by anyone else but the government which is doing some highly irregular things which the founding fathers would have frowned over in a manner that can only be described as ‘deeply’.

I don’t know what the problem with Iran is. Why can’t Iran develop a nuclear weapon? Seeing as how they are threatened by the most belligerent country with the largest army [moneywise] in the world, wouldn’t you want to defend yourself?
It is not a good idea to develop nuclear weapons. It’s junk and very dangerous junk to boot, but to claim that Iran is more dangerous than any other country? Meh. The US is the only country that has used nuclear weapons in anger.
If the world is going to hell in a handbasket by waging war where doing something positive for the peoples of the earth instead would be a far more preferable choice, why would you want to limit the number of people who can play the tough game?
If actual fighting for world piece is something you truly care about, you can actually kill key people who are involved in waging global war. I am not making any recommendations however. I actually love peace, the real deal. I would sit down with a kid somewhere in the world and teach him or her something that would be of benefit to him/her for the rest of their life rather than burning onto their retinas the image of their parents’ internal organs splashing away from a cal. 50 round. I know that this dooms me to a fuzz-loving, treehugging communist liberal and death is to good for me, but you know… a genuine smile on someone’s face is so much nicer to see than the angst-ridden glare of someone who knows they’re about to do something unspeakable to a person they don’t know or worse, to have it done to them.

I know you want to fight against those who hate America’s basic freedoms, Mark, I just don’t know why you voted them into office in the first place. Hundreds of thousands of people have paid with their lives for your terrible, terrible lapse of judgment.