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Tony Blair reportedly hired psychics to find Iraq WMDs.

Newly declassified documents revealed that the Ministry of Defense spent £18,000 of taxpayers’ money in an experiment “to see if volunteers could ’see’ objects hidden inside an envelope. It is claimed the ministry hoped positive results would allow it to use psychics to ‘remotely view’ Bin Laden’s base and also to find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.”



64 Responses to “Tony Blair reportedly hired psychics to find Iraq WMDs.”

  1. Spudge_Boy says:

    Psychic friends network?


  2. hellinabucket says:

    And it was better money spent than what his old buddy across the pond has spent with the same result.


  3. zmark says:

    At least they were looking. I give him credit for trying even this. GWB didn’t even try.


  4. John says:

    Being a Brit, I thought he’d go for a reading of the tea leaves.


  5. eCAHNomics says:

    This is the best thing that US or UK did after 9/11.



  6. Gregor Samsa says:

    The MoD tried to recruit 12 ‘known’ psychics who advertised their abilities on the Internet, but when they all refused they were forced to use ‘novice’ volunteers.

    There is a reason none of these professional psychics were willing to be part of the experiment: They are not stupid. They are con men and women, and they are fully aware theirs is an act to deceive the gullible -which now includes people at the British MoD apparently.

    If these psychics actually had any abilities they would have won the $1M offered by the Randi Foundation to anyone who can beat their Paranormal Challenge. I fail to understand why yet another “study” was even needed.

    I shudder at the though that the MoD are some of the people who decide the fate of millions in their own country, Iraq and Afghanistan.

    Sent to war on the word of a psychic? Ssshhesshh…


  7. TripMaster Monkey says:

    Guy’s watching too much Harry Potter…

    He’d probably have had better luck with a medium, however, since Osama’s been dead for years…


  8. WaltTheMan says:

    Heck, for £18,000, I could have told him there were none.


  9. Angry One says:

    Tony Blair should have followed George W. Bush’s example, and looked for the WMD himself:

    Bush showed a photo of himself looking for something out a window in the Oval Office, and he said, “Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be somewhere.” The audience laughed. I grimaced. But that wasn’t the end of it. After a few more slides, there was a shot of Bush looking under furniture in the Oval Office. “Nope,” he said. “No weapons over there.” More laughter. Then another picture of Bush searching in his office: “Maybe under here.” Laughter again.

    - from President Bush’s performance at the 2004 Radio and Television Correspondents Association Dinner.


  10. Larry from C says:

    Remote Viewers Used Against Bin Laden
    13-Nov-2001 Lyn Buchanan

    U.S. intelligence agencies are recruiting psychics to help predict future terrorist attacks and to find Osama Bin Laden.

    The U.S. government established the remote viewing program known as Stargate in the 1970s to detect Soviet weapons, locate hostages, and to assist other intelligence operations. The program, which was developed at the Stanford Research Institute in California, was supposedly shut down in 1995 after its existence was leaked to the news media. However, many sources suspect it simply went deeper underground.

    Now U.S. intelligence agencies are reactivating some Stargate members, asking them to predict likely targets of future terrorist attacks. Angela Thompson-Smith and Lyn Buchanan, former members of Stargate, confirm that they have been approached. According to one remote viewer, “Our reports suggest a sports stadium could be a likely target.”

    The FBI and CIA refused to comment but confirmed investigators have been told to “think out[side] of the box.”


  11. Badmoodman says:

    I’m guessing they also employed Dr. Peter Venkman. Dr. Raymond Stantz, and Dr. Egon Spengler.


  12. ForTruth says:

    The CIA uses remote viewers too, just sayin’


  13. Spudge_Boy says:

    Can’t Blair just ask God like Bush does?


  14. thehim says:

    Can’t Blair just ask God like Bush does??

    What’s the difference?


  15. dorothy says:

    So global warming and evolution are controversial theories but psychics get tax money on both sides of the pond. What a world. What a world.


  16. klyde says:

    Someone should put together a pool. How long after he leaves office before Blair moves to the US.


  17. saywhutwhutwhut says:

    remote viewing works!!! for just 3 easy payments £6,000, you too can discover where osama’s been hiding, where the wmds have been all this time, and yes folks, where all the money went to “rebuild” iraq… actually my friend did try the stargate remote viewing techniques from some website and he says it does work but you have to decide for yourself… hey, if the US and brits were at least willing to give it a shot, then something must’ve worked, at least enough to get them to pony up £18,000 right?…


  18. Gregor Samsa says:

    It would have been much less expensive, and just as reliable and accurate, to place a 10min call to Miss Cleo.

    See, I can also think “outside the box”.


  19. Mike says:

    Hey, man, before we get all critical, let’s acknowledge the fact that though obviously retarded, at least he’s trying to see the truth. If Bush hired a psychic, it’d at least be a sign that he gives a rat’s ass.


  20. Kay says:

    Maybe Blair can consult with a psychic and find Bush’s Brain and Cheney’s Heart.


  21. paul says:

    Isn’t this an indication that Blair (just like everybody else) believed that there were WMDs? Why would you spend money on something as insane as psychics if you already knew there were no WMDs? This could absolve Blair of lying about WMDs. If we could just find a Bush psychic, then we could put to rest the idea that he lied about WMD. I’ll check it out.


  22. paul says:

    Kay,

    While you at it, have him check for liberal spine.


  23. hellinabucket says:

    Our how about Republican courage to stand up to an idiot paul.


  24. Larry from C says:

    Today’s hocus pocus eventually becomes tomorrow’s scientifc fact. Consciousness is a “thing” and does affect our environment. This is established fact as part of Quantum Theory. That some people are “sensitive” to consciousness is the subject of another debate that would require greater depth than an ideologue like James Randi can provide.

    For those of you interested here’s a quick primer on Quantum Theory and Consciousness:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfPeprQ7oGc


  25. Spudd says:

    I saw a documentary once about the CIA using “remote viewers” during the cold war. But this is ridiculous. Talk about desperation. LOL.


  26. bob says:

    The psychics were right!

    They saw no wmd and lo and behold, there were now wmd.

    Of course, Hans Blitx found no wmd and lo and beold, there were no wmd, and he was actually looking for some.

    bush asked god if there were wmd in Iraq and god lied to him.


  27. Hector Garcia says:

    The most powerful documented psychic ever was an american called Edgar Cayce.In dream state he could give lectures of past and future events.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edgar_Cayce


  28. miss cleo says:

    The cards never lie! Call me now!


  29. Dan says:

    Why do they need psychics when they could just ask Don “They’re in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad and east, west, south and north somewhat” Rumsfeld?


  30. Gregor Samsa says:

    Isn’t this an indication that Blair (just like everybody else) believed that there were WMDs?
    Comment by paul — February 23, 2007 @ 3:09 pm

    No. This is an indication that his MoD are stupid enough to spend other people’s money in a pointless endeavor.

    Why would you spend money on something as insane as psychics if you already knew there were no WMDs?

    They didn’t know -they simply didn’t really care to find out whether or not the WMD were actually there.

    It also proves the MoD would go to any lengths to find evidence that would validate their pre-conceived notions, rather than conduct actual investigative work; which is what the UN weapons inspectors were doing.


  31. paul says:

    So, if they didn’t really know there were any WMD, then they didn’t really lie, did they?


  32. Johnny Carson says:

    ’see’ objects hidden inside an envelope

    That was my gig.


  33. TripMaster Monkey says:

    paul sez:

    Isn’t this an indication that Blair (just like everybody else) believed that there were WMDs?

    First of all, ‘everybody else’ didn’t believe that there were WMDs, regardless of how cleverly you try to slide that phrase in to buttress your point.

    Second, the purpose of the psychics was primarily to find and spy on bin Laden…WMDs were secondary.

    Why would you spend money on something as insane as psychics if you already knew there were no WMDs?

    First, if Tony was in fact aware that “facts were being fixed around the policy”, don’t you think he’s capable of lying about what he expects the psychics to find?

    Second, at £18,000, this endeavor was cheap in government terms. Completely useless, of course, but you do get what you pay for, after all.

    This could absolve Blair of lying about WMDs.

    You really are stupid, aren’t you? Do you actually believe the twaddle you’re writing now, or are you just looking for attention?

    If we could just find a Bush psychic, then we could put to rest the idea that he lied about WMD. I’ll check it out.

    You do that.


  34. Spudge_Boy says:

    So, if they didn’t really know there were any WMD, then they didn’t really lie, did they?

    Comment by paul — February 23, 2007 @ 3:45 pm

    They knew there weren’t any WMDs. They were told so over and over. They attacked anyway and you are making excuses for them, AGAIN.


  35. Gregor Samsa says:

    if they didn’t really know there were any WMD, then they didn’t really lie, did they?
    Comment by paul — February 23, 2007 @ 3:45 pm

    Er, yes.

    If you state “we know where they are…” when in reality you have no clue, then you are, well, lying. If you say “Hussein has reconstituted his WMD program”, without any evidence whatsoever, you are also lying.

    You can call it “misleading” if it makes you feel better. Then there is also “misrepresenting”, “deceiving”, “beguiling”, and “duping”.

    That anyone should make such absolute declarations, when they have no idea of what they’re talking about is -at the very least- perverse, considering lives were at stake.

    But then, whatever the adjective you pick, less-than-factual statements seem to be ok with you.


  36. RUCerious says:

    Remote viewing? This would be humorous if it weren’t so gaddomn pathetic.


  37. Johnny Carson says:

    So, if they didn’t really know there were any WMD, then they didn’t really lie, did they?
    Comment by paul

    Paul. Hrr. So…..if’n you drove drunk and the officer didn’t find the beer bottles, you threw out the window, but smelled beer on your breath, you didn’t actually drink? Cause he was lying when he thought you were DUI? And that we should let poor old Paul off the hook because no one saw him fibb, err drink beer?

    Tell me did you ever work as a contortionist?


  38. Johnny Carson says:

    Remote viewing? This would be humorous if it weren’t so gaddomn pathetic.
    Comment by RUCerious

    (Holds sealed envelope to head)

    “No windows, moldy air, man in delapidated chair, crotchety old man, staring grimacingly at win95 on a 12 inch monitor. ”

    (opens envelope)

    “Where is Paul?”


  39. Ranger Jay says:

    Did they test Dick Cheney or Donald Rumsfeld?

    I seem to recall the both of them claiming that “they know where the WMDs are in Iraq.”


  40. Johnny Carson says:

    Helm of the Titanic.
    Cut to bridge.
    (scraping sound)

    Paul, “Yo’ B, did you just hit an Iceberg?”

    B, “Why, no, of course not, how dare you accuse me of fibbing!!”

    Paul, “It sure sounded like ripping tearing metal from hitting an iceberg”

    B, “That was not the sound of me hitting an Iceberg, did you see me hit a Iceberg?

    Paul, “Why no I didn’t, I guess you weren’t fibbing”

    B, “Of course not man, the iceberg hit me, now man the lifeboats, I think that noise was a iceberg hitting and tearing the metal on the ship”

    Paul, “Quite right you are mate!!”


  41. Larry from C says:

    Yes, all this nonsense about Remote Viewing. Next thing you know the government will be investigating Teleportation..Star Trek style.

    Teleportation Works
    07-Feb-2003

    Scientists long scoffed at Star Trek style teleportation, but now they’ve changed their tune. While they don’t think they’ll be able to instantly move people from place to place, Swiss scientist Nicolas Gisin has been able to make small amounts of matter disappear down a telephone line in one laboratory and reappear in another, 180 feet away.

    “It is amazing, the way information from one photon suddenly appears in another photon,” says physicist Raymond Laflamme.

    Albert Einstein called this “spooky action at a distance.”

    “I would say it’s spooky if we put on our everyday glasses,” Laflamme says. “But if we try to understand it with the set of rules of quantum mechanics, then it is perfectly understandable.”

    Teleportation will revolutionize computers and bring new life to crytology, since the information being sent never actually exists on the communication line on which it travels, so there’s nothing to intercept.


  42. RUCerious says:

    I seem to remember some late night radio host was touting a school that you could attend and learn remote viewing, but his name escapes me. Any help out there?


  43. ForTruth says:

    I remote viewed MA smoking meth, and pecking on a keyboard.


  44. ggibson says:

    Isn’t this an indication that Blair (just like everybody else) believed that there were WMDs? Why would you spend money on something as insane as psychics if you already knew there were no WMDs? This could absolve Blair of lying about WMDs. If we could just find a Bush psychic, then we could put to rest the idea that he lied about WMD. I’ll check it out.

    Comment by paul

    I could also mean he was praying there were WMDs… and to send people to kill and be killed in a war based on a prayer of hope? That is not leadership. That is criminal.


  45. War4Sale says:

    Wow, that’s just…gah…I’m at a loss.

    Why hasn’t Blair been forced out of office yet?


  46. WaltTheMan says:

    Teleportation is the process where a human being is broken down to individual molecules and transmitted to a 20-35 gallon soup container downstream. How many volunteers do I have?


  47. Juan C says:

    Once, in McGyver I recalled a chapter where russian psychics were trying to locate a nuclear bomb I think. I am almost sure that during Cold War and maybe even later governments have tried to know military secrets using psychics.

    (Not that I base my opinions on McGyver, but you got to admit that it was a very good show)


  48. tom baker says:

    The Reagan’s availed themselves of psychics, too.


  49. Juan C says:

    Walt.
    I barely understand some of this. Perhaps you can translate it.


  50. Juan C says:

    Why hasn’t Blair been forced out of office yet?
    Comment by War4Sale

    Cuz a psychic just told him he would be out later.


  51. ForTruth says:

    I think David Hasselhoff and a black 80’s Pontiac TransAm would be able to find whatever they need.


  52. rachel says:

    I think David Hasselhoff and a black 80’s Pontiac TransAm would be able to find whatever they need.

    Comment by ForTruth —

    With McGyver running shotgun.

    LOL


  53. rachel says:

    Blair:

    “That bloke GWB swore this was in the Reagan’s “secret vault”…

    Why isn’t this working!”


  54. Juan C says:

    I think David Hasselhoff and a black 80’s Pontiac TransAm would be able to find whatever they need.
    Comment by ForTruth

    The car talked and thought. Lets not forget that.


  55. rachel says:

    http://newsmine.org/

    News and Document archive source for uncovering and exposing
    with over 10,000 articles and documents


  56. wmd says:

    uh hi guys what all this hub bub
    Oh crap better get into my spider hole till this blows over


  57. WaltTheMan says:

    #50 – Juan C,
    I think it is mostly empty. Translate it to what? My Spanish is as deep as your Klingon.


  58. Raymond Funamoto says:

    The psychics were headed by Madame Arcati(tm) of BLITHE SPIRIT(tm) and the hermaphoditic seer Tiresias, Jeane Dixon and The Witch of Endor. Considering the fact that these psychics are ALL DEAD, that in itself is AMAZING, Eh, Mr. Blair-Witch? I guess a drowning man like Tony Blair, thanks to the efforts of CHIMPya Bush and Torticola Cheney, WILL CLUTCH AT STRAWS!!!!! GLUG GLUG GLUG!!!!!


  59. JPark says:

    Heck, for £18,000, I could have told him there were none.

    Ain’t that the truth. I imagine any of us AND the UN inspectors would have told him for free.

    P.S. Paul really is an idiot, isn’t he?


  60. VerbalKint says:

    Paul, your name is appearing alongside the word “idiot” often around here. Ever wonder why that is?


  61. Jay Randal says:

    LOL Tony Blair did not hire very good psychics, because no WMD existed in Iraq in 2003.


  62. Simon says:

    Would it not be more effective to locate Bin Laden using the biochip he has implanted in his left leg, and a system such as ISS Geo Location Manager? The manufacturer claims it can pinpoint the location of an individual to within 25m

    http://www.notafreemason.com/content2-04.html


  63. ThisCanadian says:

    Fear Education? do we if we don’t teach Evolution?…

    U.S. Lags World in Grasp of Genetics …



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