Whether he’ll help the U.S. interests much is a different question….

Cheers,

Comment by Jay Randal — February 28, 2007 @ 12:52 am

Stinky nation? Explain…

http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/bushvideos/v/maherbushbungle.htm

Mocking President Bush for general ineptitude, comedian Bill Maher delivered a funny rant as part of his “New Rules” segment on HBO’s “Real Time With Bill Maher”:

“Seriously, Mr. President, this job can’t be fun for you anymore. There’s no more money to spend; you used up all of that. You can’t start another war because you also used up the army. And now, darn the luck, the rest of your term has become the Bush family nightmare: helping poor people.”

“New rule: American must recall the president. That’s what this country needs – a good old-fashioned, California-style recall election, complete with Gary Coleman, porno actresses, and action film stars. And just like Schwarzenegger’s predecessor here in California, George Bush is now so unpopular, he must now defend his job against…Russell Crowe, because at this point I want a leader who will throw a phone at somebody. In fact, let’s have only phone throwers. Naomi Campbell can be the vice president.

“Now I kid, but seriously, Mr. President, this job can’t be fun for you anymore. There’s no more money to spend; you used up all of that. You can’t start another war because you also used up the army. And now, darn the luck, the rest of your term has become the Bush family nightmare: helping poor people. Yeah, listen to your mom, the cupboard’s bare, the credit card’s maxed out, and no one’s speaking to you. Mission accomplished.

“Now it’s time to do what you’ve always done best: lose interest and walk away. Like you did with your military service. And the oil company. And the baseball team. It’s time to move on and try the next fantasy job. How about cowboy or spaceman? Now, I know what you’re saying, you’re saying that there are so many other things that you as president could involve yourself in. Please don’t. I know, there a lot left to do. There’s a war with Venezuela, and eliminating the sales tax of yachts, turning the space program over to the church and Social Security to Fannie Mae, giving embryos the vote.

“But sir, none of that is going to happen now. Why? Because you govern like Billy Joel drives. You’ve performed so poor, I’m surprised you haven’t given yourself a medal. You’re a catastrophe that walks like a man. Herbert Hoover was a shitty president, but even he never conceded an entire metropolis to rising water and snakes. On your watch, we’ve lost almost all of our allies, the surplus, four airliners, two trade centers, a piece of the Pentagon, and the city of New Orleans. Maybe you’re just not lucky. I’m not saying you don’t love this country, I’m just wondering how much worse it could be if you were on the other side. So yes, God does speak to you, and what he’s saying is, ‘Take a hint.’”

-Bill Maher, HBO’s “Real Time With Bill Maher,” Sept. 9, 2005
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http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blpic-rovearrested.htm

Karl Rove’s Perp Walk
View a doctored photo depicting Karl Rove being hauled away from the White House in handcuffs.
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http://www.borowitzreport.com/archive_rpt.asp?rec=1255&srch=

Rove Caught Cheating in White House Ethics Class

Just days after President George W. Bush ordered the White House staff to take what was called a “refresher” course on ethics, his top aide Karl Rove was caught cheating during the first pop quiz given in the course. (From the Borowitz Report)
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How many combat medals did Kerry win? Five? Kerry volunteered for the military and also volunteered for swiftboat combat duty when he could have stayed on the carrier away from combat. The ones actually on his swiftboat said everything Kerry said was true. So did Vietnamese villagers interviewed on 60 minutes. Some other swiftboaters lied—I guess they were mad because Kerry later spoke out against the war. I seen it happen many times.

Bush should never have been in the champagne unit. His test score was lower than the 300 who were on the waiting list BEFORE him. I’ve seen his test score and it looks like it was altered to reach the minimum. You also don’t go straight to officer without ROTC which Bush never did.

That’s a nice theory, but it’s not reality. That’s the theory Dems used for decades as the religious right rose to almost 1/3 of the population. Fanatics like michael don’t just crawl under a rock and stay, they come out to poison anyone they can bight.