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Gen. Petreaus is in

By Nico Pitney on Feb 28th, 2007 at 10:02 pm

Gen. Petreaus is in

for a Friedman. “An elite team of officers advising US commander General David Petraeus in Baghdad has concluded the US has six months to win the war in Iraq - or face a Vietnam-style collapse in political and public support that could force the military into a hasty retreat.”




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15 Responses to “Gen. Petreaus is in”

  1. klyde Says:

    In six months it will be I'll see your friedman and raise you a warner. We are never leaving!


  2. General Betrayus Says:

    Frist!


  3. Badmoodman Says:

    Gen. Petreaus is infor a Friedman. - - This isn't the Iraq War - it's the Mulligan War.


  4. Zooey Says:

    Yeah, he's in for a Friedman -- until the next Friedman comes along.


  5. Bush War of Terror for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Iraq Says:

    'Friedman units' That's hilarious! Those words are now officially part of my vocabulary.

    How many Friedman units did it take for a majority of Republicans to realize that things aren't going just fine and dandy in Iraq?

    Really slow learners I know.. This is acually a trick question

    ..the answer is:

    1 Fridman unit x infinity= Time it takes for Repubs to pull their head out of their arse.



  6. RUCerious Says:

    Only 1 comment.
    BWAHAHAHAHAH!
    Call your F'in Friedman and raise you a lame duck!


  7. JPark Says:

    Yeah, he’s in for a Friedman — until the next Friedman comes along.

    Or until Friedman says six months for the 5th time.


  8. War4Sale Says:

    That's hilarious:

    "...or face a Vietnam-style collapse in political and public support that could force the military into a hasty retreat."

    Actually, that happened about six months ago!


  9. JPark Says:

    Yeah, General Betrayus is pretty believable compared to the Joint Chiefs.


  10. Jay Randal Says:

    In 6 months the General will say the next 6 months is critical, then the next 6 months, then the following 6 months, then Bush will leave office. Then the next president might say 6 months more, then another 6 months, so on and on till Americans surround the White House to demand that it ends.


  11. troll alert Says:

    1 Friedman unit = 6 months.
    1 Warner unit = 3 months
    1 McCain units = It's going to be a cake walk or/and we will be there a long,long time.

    Just for the record;we (Bush,et.al) never had/have any intention of leaving--too much oil and tax payer moolah for the MIC..


  12. karlX Says:

    http://www.zmag.org/content/showarticle.cfm?SectionID=72&ItemID=12235

    have you guys read this book : "Nemesis" by Chalmer Johnson?

    i highly recomend it.

    our democracy now = empire


  13. J-rock Says:

    #5

    Assuming "infinty" to be some transfinite ordinal, say, aleph null, I suggest that T="Time it takes for Repubs to pull their head out of their arse." is actually equal to the larger quantity

    Infinity X 1FU

    (transfinite multiplication is noncommutative).

    :-P


  14. Raymond Funamoto Says:

    THE CLOCK IS TICKING, Gen. Petraeus!!!!!
    TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK
    NOW FOR THE $1,000,000,000,000 QUESTION!!!!!
    WHY DID CHIMPya CALL FOR A SURGE in Iraq?
    TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK
    You have FIVE MONTHS for your ANSWER, Gen. Petraeus!
    TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK
    Gen. Petraeus: "Can I have the question CHANGED?"



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