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Laura Bush off by 229.

By Nico Pitney on Mar 1st, 2007 at 3:28 pm

Laura Bush off by 229.

In January, insurgents launched 230 attacks on Iraqi civilians and U.S. and Iraqi soldiers every day.



73 Responses to “Laura Bush off by 229.”

  1. Gregor Samsa says:

    Laura Bush off by 229

    Yeah, but that’s not a significant amount. Or is it?

    /sarcasm off


  2. DMom says:

    No one listens to her anyway…. so I guess she figures she doesn’t need to check the facts!


  3. Barbara Bush says:

    Laura IS NOT off a bit. We were having mid-morning cocktails again the other day and she seemed just fine. She only stumbled a little as I got up to use the ladies room (which, by the way, was filthy!).


  4. unbelievable says:

    “Oh, Let them eat cake”

    –Laura ‘Antoinette’ Bush


  5. Raven says:

    “But, but, Karl told me it was just one a day… oh, wait, maybe he meant that big pill… I’m so confused…”


  6. nofltwlt says:

    Honest to God, when I read the 229 thing I thought it was pounds.


  7. Scooter says:

    At least she got ONE right. She has not found any of the trainloads of WMD that she and her ilk have been barfing about since 9/11.


  8. DMom says:

    #3

    CLASSIC….. JUST CLASSIC…..

    I love it!


  9. WaltTheMan says:

    W taught her everything he knows about math, as a result -she can’t count past one.


  10. rabidbunny says:

    She did say one bombing a day, clearly meaning suicide bombings. Give me a break people. There is a different between attacks and bombings. Maybe there should be a blog to point out the innacuracy of the claim here.


  11. Friar Mynd says:

    (Laura)
    “I was misspoken, I thought we were talking about my daily attack, you know, that 3:30 in the afternoon shaking thingy…..”


  12. Friar Mynd says:

    what, pray tell, is the difference between a bombing and an attack?


  13. ForTruth says:

    That Windows Vista upgrade sux.


  14. DMom says:

    rabidbunny…….

    I would like to know what the difference is between an attack and a bombing. Please in lighten me.


  15. Wayne says:

    Laura Bush off by 229.

    It is that new math that Georgie taught her.
    hehe


  16. Flaco says:

    Any of u asshats weep last night?
    Slept like a baby…
    Nope did not think so.


  17. unbelievable says:

    That Windows Vista upgrade sux.
    Comment by ForTruth — March 1, 2007 @ 3:54 pm

    Cancel or allow?


  18. unbelievable says:

    An authoritative US study of terrorist attacks after the invasion in 2003 contradicts the repeated denials of George Bush and Tony Blair that the war is not to blame for an upsurge in fundamentalist violence worldwide. The research is said to be the first to attempt to measure the “Iraq effect” on global terrorism. It found that the number killed in jihadist attacks around the world has risen dramatically since the Iraq war began in March 2003. The study compared the period between 11 September 2001 and the invasion of Iraq with the period since the invasion. The count – excluding the Arab-Israel conflict – shows the number of deaths due to terrorism rose from 729 to 5,420. As well as strikes in Europe, attacks have also increased in Chechnya and Kashmir since the invasion. The research was carried out by the Centre on Law and Security at the NYU Foundation for Mother Jones magazine.

    http://news.independent.co.uk/world/middle_east/article2311307.ece


  19. unbelievable says:

    “Our study shows that the Iraq war has generated a stunning increase in the yearly rate of fatal jihadist attacks, amounting to literally hundreds of additional terrorist attacks and civilian lives lost. Even when terrorism in Iraq and Afghanistan is excluded, fatal attacks in the rest of the world have increased by more than one third.”


  20. swordsbane says:

    No.. no… Of course there are 290 attacks a day, but only one of them ‘discourages’ people. I’m sure the others inspire people… give them hope…. you know… put a little zing into your coffee breaks. No problem there…..


  21. Willy says:

    Let’s see, if I invest $1,000,000 in the stock market and my investing strategy is off by 229 parts out of 230, my million dollars would end up being worth $4,348. Maybe Laura Bush caused the stock market crash the other day.


  22. Briseadh na Faire says:

    SNOW: It’s a number.


  23. Raymond Funamoto says:

    Wasn’t Laura GETTING PLASTERED singing “99 Bottles of Beer…” WHILE DOWNING ONE BOTTLE FOR EVERY STANZA OF THE SONG SHE FINISHED? This lady NEEDS TO GET SOME HELP–No, her hubby CHIMPya NEEDS HELP MORE THAN SHE DOES!!!!!


  24. uterpie says:

    I think what Laura Bush said is ridiculous and naive, but there IS a difference between a bombing and an attack, so let’s not overreact. A distinction is easily made between a bombing and an attack with a minimum of thought. A “bombing” is an attack that USES BOMBS. An “attack” is a much more general term and could be a bombing, but it could also be a shooting, stabbing, beating, or something else other than a bombing.

    In your desire to prove someone else wrong, be careful not to get it wrong yourself.


  25. rabidbunny says:

    rabidbunny…….

    I would like to know what the difference is between an attack and a bombing. Please in lighten me.

    Bombs go boom, guns go bang bang.


  26. Raven says:

    there is no difference between a bombing and an attack, if you are dead or wounded.
    The two are only different if you are the perpetrator of the violence, and trying to justify your actions.


  27. Raven says:

    #24….. fear not, uterpie, I’m not overreacting…..


  28. Briseadh na Faire says:

    Perhaps the First-Lady-Commander-in-Chief was only talking about the first bomb each day…you know, one bomb in the morning and your shot for the rest of the day!


  29. Raven says:

    Ah, Laura, you bring to mind that wonderfully catchy little tune from Elton John’s Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
    “Well I get bombed for breakfast,
    in the morning…
    I get bombed for lunch,
    dinner time and tea…
    I dress in rags, smell a lot,
    and have a real good time….
    I’m a genuine example,
    of a social disease……..


  30. DMom says:

    Bombs go boom, guns go bang bang.

    Not good enough try again…. this time remember that you are not explaining it to a third grader. I know its hard to use your big words but try!


  31. Zooey says:

    The LauraBot Model 2007 needs a recall — or just shitcan the whole series.


  32. rabidbunny says:

    I seem to be explaining to a third grader. It is simple, when somebody straps a bomb to their chest and goes into a building or public area pretending to be a citizen and blows up many people it is different than somebody taking a gun and shooting military personnel. Do you understand what she meant now?


  33. Zooey says:

    Perhaps the First-Lady-Commander-in-Chief was only talking about the first bomb each day…you know, one bomb in the morning and your shot for the rest of the day!
    Comment by Briseadh na Faire

    One bomb gets the heart pumping, assuming it’s still inside your chest, but two bombs go off, and I’m a wreck until lunchtime.

    Oy.


  34. Zooey says:

    Do you understand what she meant now?
    Comment by rabidbunny

    Is there a rule that says there can only be ONE suicide bombing each day? And really, is it enforceable? How do you know what Pickles meant? Are you an interpreter for the First Lady Bot?


  35. DMom says:

    #32

    How is a stapping a bomb to your chest and going into a building not an attack??? Come on now….


  36. Raven says:

    #32… rancidrunny…
    This discussion has all been spun off on the theory that anything Laura Busch speaks has any meaning ………………………………………………


  37. DMom says:

    Raven,
    You are right, I got caught up in that and I should have known better.


  38. Raven says:

    Not to worry, it’s all part of the fun…;)


  39. Zooey says:

    rancidbunny is one of the lesser trolls. I guess TP didn’t get a troll upgrade with the new server. Total rip-off.


  40. lestatdelc says:

    #20 Comment by swordsbane — March 1, 2007 @ 4:10 pm

    Oh man, I should NOT be laughing at that, but that was fraken funny as hell.

    Or as Walpole pout it:

    The world is a comedy to those that think; a tragedy to those that feel.


  41. rabidbunny says:

    How is a stapping a bomb to your chest and going into a building not an attack??? Come on now….

    I never said strapping a bomb is not an attack. Let me explain this another way that maybe you can understand. All dogs are mammals…not all mammals are dogs. So the same can be said in all bombings are attacks…not all attacks are bombings.


  42. Raven says:

    but all dogs chase bunnies…..


  43. rabidbunny says:

    How do you know what Pickles meant? Are you an interpreter for the First Lady Bot?

    I guess the same could be asked to anybody posting here as to what she meant. I am going by what she said…the start of this thread is trying to interpet what she meant.


  44. Xenon says:

    She’s not the only thing that’s “off” in that rats nest of a government…


  45. Raven says:

    What she meant, is of course, open to interpretation…
    What was her intent, is, by the same token, perfectly clear…
    Her intent was to minimize and trivialize the horrific and overwhelming violence that is consuming Iraq.


  46. rabidbunny says:

    but all dogs chase bunnies…..

    Not my dog, he’s too old and fat.


  47. jake3988 says:

    No.. no… Of course there are 290 attacks a day, but only one of them ‘discourages’ people. I’m sure the others inspire people… give them hope…. you know… put a little zing into your coffee breaks. No problem there…..
    Comment by swordsbane — March 1, 2007 @ 4:10 pm

    Hahahahaha. Good one :) I should remember that.


  48. Zooey says:

    #43 – rancidbunny

    Here’s what the Laura Bot said: “But, of course, what we see on television is the one bombing a day this discourages everybody.”

    Don’t start waffling now, baby. You say she clearly meant suicide bombings, but I see nothing in her statement about suicide bombings. You see to be trying to be on the high moral ground here, and you don’t even know what you’re talking about.

    Hop away….


  49. Raven says:

    well, I’m sure he dreams of being back in the day…:)


  50. rabidbunny says:

    Zooey,

    Most bombings in Iraq are suicide bombings. They are the most effective method of bombing.


  51. Zooey says:

    Most bombings in Iraq are suicide bombings. They are the most effective method of bombing.
    Comment by rabidbunny

    No kidding? You’re still back-pedalling, sweetie darling. Tsk, tsk…


  52. rabidbunny says:

    Please expain how that is back pedalling? I really don’t understand. She said bombing, not attacks and the vast majority of bombings in Iraq are suicide bombs. So what else is there that your amazing reasoning skills that points to her not meaning suicide bombings?????


  53. rabidbunny says:

    What she meant, is of course, open to interpretation…
    What was her intent, is, by the same token, perfectly clear…
    Her intent was to minimize and trivialize the horrific and overwhelming violence that is consuming Iraq.

    How do you know what her intent was? I don’t think she was trying to minimize, perhaps putting things in perspective? While Iraq is a mess, the amount of casualties compared to any previous American war is very small.


  54. lestatdelc says:

    #32 Comment by rabidbunny — March 1, 2007 @ 5:09 pm

    Yeah, because being taken into an alley or some room somewhere, tortured, then executed and having your body tossed into the Tigris is MUCH better than just getting blown up by a bomb.

    Are you THAT stupid to want to argue that there is ANY valid point in trying to differentiate the vapid and fraudulent attempt by the First Stepford Wife Lady to down-play and dismiss the level of violence in Iraq caused by her jack-off husbands criminal war?


  55. lestatdelc says:

    #53 you talking American military casualties or just causalities in total (i.e. Iraqi causalities)

    And so you don’t think finding 40 bodies in the Tigris is not “discouraging” to people and only one of multiple bombings which often occurs daily in Iraq (Pickles only downplays it as only one bombing a day) is NOT an attempt to downplay the violence and turn that frown upside down?


  56. Zooey says:

    How do you know what her intent was?
    Comment by rabidbunny

    Well, how do YOU know what her intent was? I’m not trying to say whether or not she meant suicide bombers, I’m talking about you not practicing what you preach. That’s what I mean by back-pedalling, bunny. You hop all over others for interpreting the Laura Bot’s words, but you’re doing the same thing.

    Maybe you’re right, it’s not back-pedalling — it’s hypocrisy.


  57. Raven says:

    #53… funnybunny…
    Her intent is as the intent of everyone in her entire little incestuous circle of influence…
    Denial
    Obfuscation
    Contempt for the Constitution
    and on and on and on…
    If you and/or any other honest, compassionate, intelligent and free thinking individual can’t see the contempt that the ruling administration has for the common human being, then you are precisely the kind of blind, deaf and dumbed down citizen the aforementioned regime is looking for.
    And I’m still not overreacting.


  58. Zooey says:

    Hey Raven,

    How’s it going? Up for a little wabbit hunting?


  59. VerbalKint says:

    Is Laura Bush’s press secretary posting here today or something?


  60. Raven says:

    I weally want dat wabbit, dat wily (well not really very wily) wabbit…
    Speaking of Fudds, has anyone heard where Elmer has got off to since his widdle boom boom episode?


  61. Zooey says:

    Speaking of Fudds, has anyone heard where Elmer has got off to since his widdle boom boom episode?
    Comment by Raven

    Quivering in the back of a dark closet with Daryll?


  62. Raven says:

    Do you think Daryll was the guy in Indiana who tried to cash the $50,000 check signed by God?
    …trying to buy a time share in one of Dick’s bunkers?


  63. WaltTheMan says:

    Since Laura ‘Lorena Bobbitt’ Bush gave W a minor operation, he has not been too frisky. He only takes it from the rear now, thanks Jeff.


  64. Jeremy Henderson says:

    Most bombings in Iraq are suicide bombings. They are the most effective method of bombing.
    Comment by rabidbunny

    Actually, most bombings in Iraq are roadside bombs, which are inherently more effective than suicide bombs because they don’t require the death of the bomber.

    And btw, on February 28th “Police said at least four roadside bombs exploded south of Baghdad, killing two people in separate blasts.”

    Hmmm, last I checked, 4 is more than 1.


  65. Zooey says:

    I think the rabidbunny disappeared down the wabbit hole.

    Bye.


  66. Angry One says:

    This shocking detachment is just the latest episode of callousness from the still-popular First Lady. During the 2006 mid-term elections, Laura Bush belittled actor Michael J. Fox, a proponent of stem cell research and victim (along with 1.5 million Americans) of Parkinson’s disease. Of his advocacy efforts, Mrs. Bush sneered, “It’s always easy to manipulate people’s feelings.” And in a May 2006 interview with Fox News, Laura shrugged off her husband’s abysmal approval ratings:

    “I don’t really believe those polls. I travel around the country, I see people, I see their response to my husband, I see their response to me…A lot of people come up to me and say, ‘Stay the course.’”

    For more on the callousness of Laura, George and Barbara Bush, see:
    “The Beautiful Minds of the Bush Family.”


  67. Australian Values says:

    [...] UPDATE: “Laura Bush off by 229.In January, insurgents launched 230 attacks on Iraqi civilians and U.S. and Iraqi soldiers every day.” [...]


  68. rabidbunny says:

    Actually, most bombings in Iraq are roadside bombs, which are inherently more effective than suicide bombs because they don’t require the death of the bomber.

    And those car bombings have somebody committing suicide when they blow up. So they are suicide bombings…nice try.

    As for having 4 on the 28th, did you take into account days when there are none. Maybe I can explain this for you to understand. If one day there are four and then none for three days in a row…the average is one.


  69. rabidbunny says:

    Well, how do YOU know what her intent was? I’m not trying to say whether or not she meant suicide bombers, I’m talking about you not practicing what you preach. That’s what I mean by back-pedalling, bunny. You hop all over others for interpreting the Laura Bot’s words, but you’re doing the same thing.

    I don’t know what her intent was…but given what she actually said and actually using commons sense I can come to a much more plausible conclusion. Pretty simple, she said bombings not attacks. Not back pedalling or hypocricy in any way. So take your ad hominem attacks. You can’t argue with the facts, so you try attack me. So you can change my username all you want, but everybody knows you can’t argue the substance of what I have said.


  70. rabidbunny says:

    And those car bombings have somebody committing suicide when they blow up. So they are suicide bombings…nice try.

    From Wikipedia:

    Since August, 2003, suicide car bombs have been increasingly used as weapons by Sunni militants, primarily al Qaeda targeting crowds of Shi’ite civilians. The car bombs, known in the military as vehicle-borne improvised explosive devices, have emerged as one of their most effective weapons, along with the roadside improvised explosive devices. They are driven by extremist bombers mainly from Arab countries with a history of militancy such as Saudi Arabia, Algeria, Egypt, and Pakistan. Suicide bombers also direct attacks against the mainly-Shi’ite Iraqi police stations and recruiting centers


  71. erock says:

    Sweet, a battle of semantics. The fact is she was trying to downplay the amount of violence occurring in Iraq. Whether there actually is technically one bombing per day (on average) is irrelevant. Her statement was asinine and misleading.


  72. rabidbunny says:

    What’s wrong with implying that Iraq is not as dire as the media makes it out to be?


  73. PoliticalCritic says:

    The only reason they’re even trotting Laura out there is because her approval numbers are much higher than her husband. If she keeps up this crazy talk and lies, nobody will like her either.



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