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When Fox News’ favorite stories collide.

O.J. Simpson and Anna Nicole finally united in a single segment.

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43 Responses to “When Fox News’ favorite stories collide.”

  1. DDB says:

    FOXGASM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  2. GodfryDaniel says:

    …you know it to be true… I am your father…. and you will come over to the dark side…


  3. mparker says:

    That’s only because all white blond chicks look alike to OJ.


  4. Heterodoxy says:

    Fox Noose for those who asphyxiate on facts.


  5. Operation Northwoods III says:

    finally the real news…


  6. Heterodoxy says:

    The tri-fecta is of course Natalee Holloway was killed by Anna Nicole over her twyst with O.J.

    Developing……..


  7. thelonegunman says:

    these guys are as good and accurate as the National Enquirer


  8. Cynthia says:

    I am surprised some Right-wing Nut Feminist Group isn’t claiming that the baby was conceived immaculately thereby proving several of the tenets held by the RWNs:

    1. There is a God
    2. Jesus has made the second coming
    3. Jesus was a woman after all.


  9. Montag says:

    What, is OJ going to use DNA evidence to prove it?


  10. ∞Ω says:

    I can’t despise FOX enough.


  11. Patrick1 says:

    There is more of a connection between OJ and Libby. Both had the same jury.


  12. BlueArkansas says:

    Wow…the character of Fox News displayed in all of its contemptible glory in a single screenshot. There’s a macabre beauty to that…


  13. TonyC says:

    Now that’s Fair and Balanced coverage!!!!


  14. Pete Bogs says:

    I’m glad they’re doing their utmost to keep the American people informed!


  15. vinnie says:

    I actually watched Fox for a bit this morning. Of course, the news of Libby is non-existent. The news of the story is also basically gone from the main page of their web site. It’s easy to decide what the public knows about when you control what they are told about.


  16. RUCerious says:

    If the condom fits, you must acquit.


  17. Raven says:

    standing by for OJ’s next book…
    If I did IT, too


  18. FactsOnly says:

    these guys are as good and accurate as the National Enquirer

    I think you just insulted the National Enquirer …


  19. ImpeachBushNow says:

    Wow, did he kill Anna Nicole, too???


  20. tom baker says:

    tabloid TV….mmmmmm, tastes just like cheez whiz.


  21. wow says:

    It’s a shame Johnnie Cochrane isn’t around for this one. Perhaps he’ll come back from the dead for this case. Huh, just noticed – Johnnie Cochrane, Jesus Christ – J C.
    Wow, Fox would love that one.


  22. Jeff says:

    They gotta get John Mark Karr in this whole thing somehow. COm’on Fox….GET ON THE BALL!


  23. Evil Spaniard says:

    #19 Wow, did he kill Anna Nicole, too???

    Comment by ImpeachBushNow — March 7, 2007 @ 12:30 pm

    No, no, Clinton did kill Anna Nicole.


  24. Willy says:

    Who’s Anna Nicole?


  25. Arne Langsetmo says:

    UUuuaaaaggggnnnnhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

    Projectile emesis is not a pretty sight.

    Cheers,


  26. criticalthinker says:

    re#16 RUCerious

    “If the condom fits, you must acquit.”

    ROTFL!


  27. Your Conscience says:

    Michael1, is it PRIDE or IGNORANCE that at this late juncture you choose to carry the water for these FAILURES?


  28. SM says:

    And to have Ma “gays speak with lisps” Hill presiding over the insipid story seems somehow very appropriate.


  29. nineteen84 says:

    Circuses and freak shows as our country goes down the toilet.



  30. Wayne says:

    Michael1, is it PRIDE or IGNORANCE that at this late juncture you choose to carry the water for these FAILURES?
    Comment by Your Conscience

    It’s in his job description.
    By being Bush’s personal ball washer, he has to carry water in a bucket.


  31. Swordsbane says:

    Eh.. He’ll probably say “I didn’t do it, but if I did….”


  32. Xenon says:

    I am Anna Nicole’s baby….and its father.


  33. unbelievable says:

    How desperate is OJ for some publicity?

    Wow… pretty damn desperate to claim a blue-eyed blonde girl could actually be his genetic offspring…


  34. Raven says:

    oj is also very, very broke, and very, very behind on his payments to his victim’s families…


  35. NCBlueneck says:

    A co-worker of mine told me about this just this morning. I thought she was making a joke. When I saw the screenshot, I “got” the joke!


  36. Could it be an epitaph? « Supper Among the Ashes says:

    [...] 7th, 2007 This is a bit grotesque, but somehow appropriate. Sleep well, Jean; take care! Posted in marginalia, [...]


  37. PoliticalCritic says:

    This is what passes for news these days?


  38. Suspect Device: The Blog » The end times are here says:

    [...] O.J. Simpson and Anna Nicole Smith finally united in a single Fox News segment. [...]


  39. Zooey says:

    Pathetic.

    Anything else going on — on Earth?


  40. Carol E. Cox says:

    Anna Nicole Smith (ANS), was a Bleached Brunette with brown eyes. That’s the similarity between her and OJ’s also-dead Bleached Brunette wife, Nicole Brown Simpson.

    Bleached Brunettes and murder/suicide go together like Bleached Brunettes and drug-addiction/prostitution.

    The only connection Bleached Brunettes have to Blondes is that they hide their ugliness and criminality behind the good name Blonde. Blondes are actively disassociating from Bleached Brunettes because it is a forced relationship that degrades Blondes for no reason and elevates Bleached Brunettes for no reason.


  41. Raymond Funamoto says:

    “When the moon is in the Seventh House
    And O.J. aligns with Anna Nicole
    Then ALL OUT WAR WILL ERUPT in the middle east
    And ARMAGEDDON wil SPRING FORTH from HELL!

    This is the dawning of the DAY OF THE DEAD(tm)
    When THE DEAD WILL WALK THE EARTH
    And DEVOUR THE LIVING
    BURNING HELL! BURNING HELL!”
    (with APOLOGIES TO THE 5TH DIMENSION)


  42. Valiant Penus says:

    There is more of a connection between OJ and Libby. Both had the same jury.

    Comment by Patrick1

    uh huh. both juries were just very “confused” just like your pupettmasters at faux news tell you. (when they even talk about Libby’s conviction at all)

    They just didnt understand that in reality, Libby, Cheney, and company wernt really obsessed with discrediting WIlson and the Wilson affair was just so unimportant it was a detail that just slipped his mind. How convenient. Libby is very deeply deluded but I dont equate that with stupidity. Hes a bright guy, and hes a lawyer… Lawyers have an eye for detail and don’t usually tend to forget things that are of even moderate importance to them.



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