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North Dakota considers hardline abortion ban.

Legislators in North Dakota are set to take up legislation that would ban all abortions, even in cases of rape and incest. The bill passed the House 61-26 in January, and will be debated in the Senate this week. Feministing has details.



78 Responses to “North Dakota considers hardline abortion ban.”

  1. trueblue says:

    What the hell is it with the Dakota’s?

    Leave a woman’s body to the woman, for crissake!


  2. Goebbels says:

    Extremely cold weather can damage the logical centers of the brain, which is what has happened to Dakotans supporting abortion bans.


  3. Sharon says:

    I agree Trueblue….Maybe it’s time for all the women to leave that state and leave the men to the long cold winter night’s ponder their what ever’s alone….LOL..Sooner or later the pendulum will swing back on course…..Blessings


  4. Zooey says:

    #1 – trueblue

    You took my comment! Word for word!

    We are so good. :D


  5. trueblue says:

    Yeah, Zooey, but we can’t let the others know just how good we can be……..
    :D


  6. trueblue says:

    Sharon,
    They’ll change their tune right quick, eh?

    Hey, how are you?


  7. big papa says:

    …too many pregnant moose, sheep and goats?


  8. Crazy Eddie says:

    Wouldn’t it be easier to just issue blowup dolls to Dakota men?


  9. Sharon says:

    Well , I have been told I am great…..Oops…TMI…LOL…I’m doing very well, thank’s, lot’s of spring flowers and all my trees are starting to bud…How about you?…. Big Papa you are on a roll today….Blessings


  10. Crazy Eddie says:

    How about legalizing chastity belts?


  11. Zooey says:

    How about legalizing chastity belts?
    Comment by Crazy Eddie

    Hey!! How about tying it in a knot?

    :P


  12. Crazy Eddie says:

    Hey!! How about tying it in a knot?
    :P
    Comment by Zooey

    Yeh make em get married that’ll learn them! =)


  13. Crazy Eddie says:

    Oh, my bad, you meant a different kind of knot.

    Mwah.


  14. trueblue says:

    I’m Ok, Sharon. Thank you.
    Glad to be back.
    I wish the signs of spring were so evident here on this spit of land (Cape Cod), but I’ll be patient.


  15. big papa says:

    …or WORSE…

    …first cousins, daughters and sisters…


  16. Zooey says:

    Oh, my bad, you meant a different kind of knot.
    Mwah.
    Comment by Crazy Eddie

    I can understand your not wanting to take it as intended. :D


  17. ForTruth says:

    They will flee the fascist state.


  18. Crazy Eddie says:

    I can understand your not wanting to take it as intended. :D
    Comment by Zooey

    It’s like watching Americas funniest video, you know that poor sap, inevitably, who gets his twig and berrys mangled by someone with a bat and ball.


  19. Zooey says:

    It’s like watching Americas funniest video, you know that poor sap, inevitably, who gets his twig and berrys mangled by someone with a bat and ball.
    Comment by Crazy Eddie

    Sorry I made you flinch CE, but after the chastity belt remark, it had to be done.


  20. Briseadh na Faire says:

    Highway sign upon entering North Dakota:

    Decrease the surplus population.

    Have your children spayed or neutered.


  21. cunning linguist says:

    Next thing you know, they’ll be outlawing oral mpphhh!


  22. big papa says:

    his twig and berrys

    Comment by Crazy Eddie #18

    DAMN Eddie,

    …what part of the country are you from?


  23. trueblue says:

    Hi, BnF!
    Nice to see you again.


  24. KingCranky says:

    Because South Dakota’s dead-as-a-doornail abortion ban needed a just-as-dead twin from the north


  25. cunning linguist says:

  26. Zooey says:

    Next thing you know, they’ll be outlawing oral mpphhh!
    Comment by cunning linguist

    Hmmm….? What was that?

    Don’t come up for air if it’s an awkward moment.

    Heh.


  27. cunning linguist says:

    Sooner or later the pendulum will swing back on course…

    Comment by Sharon — March 12, 2007 @ 9:02 pm

    ummm, is Brokeback in North Dakota?


  28. Sharon says:

    What happened to crazy Eddie’ s post about the 90 year old’s? That was funny and I wanted to add on that..Oh well, here goes any way.

    I’m a fan of the cartoon lady “Maxine”…here’s one of my favorites……Getting older is like viseting an all you can eat buffet. What should be hot is cold, what should be firm is limp, and the buns are bigger than anything else on the menu….Blessings all


  29. Crazy Eddie says:

    what part of the country are you from?
    Comment by big papa

    Mote Prime.


  30. Zooey says:

    Hi trueblue!
    Comment by cunning linguist

    Way to out yourself, dude.


  31. big papa says:

    Comment by Zooey #26

    Zooey,

    …you’re an artist…

    …the mouth on that girl…

    hehheheheh….. :-)


  32. Crazy Eddie says:

    Sorry I made you flinch CE, but after the chastity belt remark, it had to be done.
    Comment by Zooey

    I was being my usual sarcastic self, of course.

    Sorry, I forgot to place the /sarcasm on after my general idiocy.


  33. trueblue says:

    OK, holla back at cunning linguist – although I’d like to know who you are! :)

    BTW: Haven’t met many of those…..

    :D


  34. Crazy Eddie says:

    What happened to crazy Eddie’ s post about the 90 year old’s? That was funny

    I was serious!

    /sarcasm on (8^P


  35. JPark says:

    Hey!! How about tying it in a knot?

    Eek!!


  36. Zooey says:

    Zooey,
    …you’re an artist…
    …the mouth on that girl…
    hehheheheh….. :-)
    Comment by big papa

    It’s my life’s body of work.

    Thank you, big papa. ;)


  37. Zooey says:

    I was being my usual sarcastic self, of course.
    Sorry, I forgot to place the /sarcasm on after my general idiocy.
    Comment by Crazy Eddie

    I know. I took terrible advantage…. ;)


  38. Sharon says:

    Crazy Eddie, I know you were and it was good and funny to boot…Where did it go.?…Blessings


  39. cunning linguist says:

    33, see 30.

    ‘my bad….

    I am, apparently, better with words, than cookies.


  40. Zooey says:

    Hey!! How about tying it in a knot?
    Eek!!
    Comment by JPark

    Of course, if any of you men actually can tie it in a knot, you’ll let us girls know….


  41. Zooey says:

    I am, apparently, better with words, than cookies.
    Comment by cunning linguist

    Now you’re luring her with cookies….?

    **eyes rolling**


  42. cunning linguist says:

    Speak the speach, I pray thee,
    As I pronounced it to you,
    Trippingly on the tongue.

    But if you mouth it,
    As many of your players are wont to do,
    I had as ‘lief the town-crier spake my lines.

    Hamlet’s speach to the actors.


  43. Sharon says:

    Yah! Lady Z. I want to know and if we hear from any of them I want to bring my camera as proof….Should we offer a challenge…LOL…Nah, just kidding.Blessings


  44. cunning linguist says:

    Knot, not and naught!
    Get thee behind me, thou naughty wench!

    On second thought, trade places.


  45. jake3988 says:

    You can dislike abortion, fine. But taking it to banning it even for rape and incest? That’s just bloody sick.

    Any and all people who support this need to hit over the head with a blunt object (to whack them into reality).


  46. JPark says:

    Of course, if any of you men actually can tie it in a knot, you’ll let us girls know….

    Honestly, if they can they had better be all alone. The slightest stimulation would be…disasterous.


  47. Willy says:

    This is mean-spiritedness at it’s finest. I grew up in Montana and we frequently told North Dakotan jokes. Their current action shows why our jokes were so funny.

    An example:

    Q: Why do North Dakotans have four holes in their foreheads?
    A: They’re learning how to use a fork.


  48. Zooey says:

    Knot, not and naught!
    Get thee behind me, thou naughty wench!
    On second thought, trade places.
    Comment by cunning linguist

    Now who’s naughty?


  49. Zooey says:

    The slightest stimulation would be…disasterous.
    Comment by JPark

    Noted….


  50. cunning linguist says:

    And once thus tied, can the knot e’er be undone?

    For in the undoing of the thing
    the strictures which bind doth increase their bond.

    And the greater the ministrations
    The greater the bond in the bend.

    Fey is the knot that ought not be
    If ‘twould please M’Lady, just let it be.


  51. SpongeBob says:

    Where’s Patrick, he’ll tell you about how he tied it in a knot.


  52. Zooey says:

    Fey is the knot that ought not be
    If ‘twould please M’Lady, just let it be.
    Comment by cunning linguist

    Buzzkill….


  53. Zooey says:

    Where’s Patrick, he’ll tell you about how he tied it in a knot.
    Comment by SpongeBob

    Do starfish have…..um, additional appendages?

    Do sponges?


  54. cunning linguist says:

  55. SpongeBob says:

    Do starfish have…..um, additional appendages?

    Do sponges?

    Comment by Zooey

    I believe sponges were taken off the market.


  56. Zooey says:

    I believe sponges were taken off the market.
    Comment by SpongeBob

    Sponges don’t move fast enough to dodge questions. Answer up!


  57. Briseadh na Faire says:

    I was trying to figure out how this thread went “down the tubes” so to speak. It seems like our dear Sharon started off in that direction!

    Sooner or later the pendulum will swing back on course…..Blessings

    Well , I have been told I am great…..Oops…TMI…LOL

    All I can say is, Good Job!

    It’s more fun than the usuall fare on this fair site.


  58. Zooey says:

    #54 – most cunning

    That’ll ruin your taste for nailing it.


  59. Zooey says:

    #57 – Briseadh na Faire

    Thank goodness it wasn’t me.

    Hey, where ya been? ;)


  60. Briseadh na Faire says:

    Hey, where ya been? ;)

    Comment by Zooey — March 12, 2007 @ 10:45 pm

    Central California.


  61. Zooey says:

    Central California.
    Comment by Briseadh na Faire

    All this time? ;)


  62. Briseadh na Faire says:

    61, yes, unless you count astroplaning. ;-)


  63. Zooey says:

    Is that like astroturfing?


  64. Zooey says:

    Do over –

    Is that like astrosurfing?


  65. Briseadh na Faire says:

    more like what has been described as an “out of body” experience, except it is not confined to this frame of reference/reality.

    but I’m just kidding. I’m grading papers in between posts.


  66. Zooey says:

  67. Briseadh na Faire says:

    their grades aren’t that high….


  68. Zooey says:

    Maybe cuz they haven’t been astroturfing.


  69. Sharon says:

    Thank’s for the notice Bnf…I did it twice today….Laughter is the best medecine right after love…We are all in need of a lot of both….Show your family you love them, smile at every one you see, they will think you are up to something, hug everything and do something for our country as often as you can….Love, Blessings and Peace to you all..Nite


  70. Zooey says:

    Good night, Sharon. You’re so nice.


  71. rachel says:

    Why the election in 2000 and 2004 was lost. Quite simply the Democratic ticket didn’t get the full support it

    needed because the “fringe groups” Nader, Greens, Kucinich et al, their “outsourced vote” was enough to tip

    the balance both times and now we are stuck with this Iraq mess and a mess at home too.

    You “fringe” supporters had best buck up and decide if you want a Republican or a BONAFIDE “SUREFIRE”

    WINNER IN A DEMOCRAT next time in 2008.

    “En Masse Unity” is what will be required in 2008 to bring this whole house of cards down forever.

    In other words, stop “stealing” the election FOR THEM!

    Vote Democrat


  72. old hippie woman says:

    I’m so sorry that I got stuck on the post above and missed this one.. This is the one where all the fun people were hanging out, and I was scrubbing up the troll bucket.. Darn.. late again..


  73. Roger_Roger says:

    I don’t approve of any government deciding these things. I fully approve of North Dakota putting this to a vote. This, like most issues, should be state things that the voters decide. No judge nor any congress should have the right. We the people should decide what behaviors we approve of and which ones we don’t for our state. North Dakato should demand a vote, it is completely unfair to let their congress decide for them.


  74. Zooey says:

    Shut up Rogerx2. Ever heard of the Constitution?


  75. Parrotlover77 says:

    Are there any liberal North Dakotans in this board? If so, how do those of us outside your state help your cause?

    This is an INCREDIBLY serious issue… The level at which they are taking this attack on Roe v. Wade is astonishing. I’m surprised it didn’t get a larger entry on TP’s front page, but there’s so much going on these days, I suppose space is at a premium!


  76. Roger_Roger says:

    #74 This isn’t an issue that is handled within the Constitution thus I would rather prefer we the people decide for our state instead of having the congress of a state decide. I DISAGREE WITH NORTH DAKOTA DECIDING FOR ITS CITIZENS!!! The people of North Dakota should demand this crap stop now and simply put it to a vote. The will of the people will be heard instead of some grumpy old men deciding for them.


  77. Raymond Funamoto says:

    The North Dakotans SUPPORTING THE Abortion Ban SHOULD ALL HAVE BEEN ABORTED AT BIRTH!!!! YES, SIREE, BOB!!!!!!


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