Video: Rove raps at correspondents dinner.
At tonight’s Radio and Television Correspondents Dinner, Karl Rove said he likes to “tear the tops off of small animals” in his spare time, then rapped about it as “MC Rove.” Watch it:
At the same event, President Bush said of the U.S. Attorney scandal: “You know you’ve botched it when people sympathize with lawyers.” Watch the video.
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No f*cking way.
March 28th, 2007 at 10:53 pmGreat, Caligula’s houseboy is now a rap star.
-GSD
March 28th, 2007 at 10:56 pmTears heads off of small animals?, as in gerbils? I guess that’s the only way Karl can get them out of his own personal Habitrail .
March 28th, 2007 at 10:58 pmToo f*cking funny, sorry
March 28th, 2007 at 10:58 pmYou have to see the video, then you will get it. It was hilarious
March 28th, 2007 at 11:01 pmToo f*cking funny, sorry
Comment by hacker bob — March 28, 2007 @ 10:58 pm
Violence agianst defenseless animals is NOT funny… It’s one of the warning signs of a future serial killer… Oh, wait, that’s right - Rove is partly responsible for the hundreds of thousands of dead Iraqis… Mission Accomplished.
Sick stuff.
March 28th, 2007 at 11:02 pmLadies and gentlemen, give it up for…Ludicrous!
March 28th, 2007 at 11:04 pmAnd of course, in this administration, the torture and killing of small defenseless animals is the very height of humor.
I’ll bet ol’ “Firecracker-Frog” Chimpy really got a giggle out of Turdblossom’s ‘joke’. Right up there with joking about rape, really.
I’m so ashamed of this administration.
March 28th, 2007 at 11:04 pmI have a feeling Karl was making fun of people who think he is soooo evil. He is being a smart ass. I get it.
March 28th, 2007 at 11:04 pmComment by unbelievable — March 28, 2007 @ 11:02 pm
Watch the video, then judge. The rap part was what was funny, I didn’t hear the jokes, just saw the rap.
Pull the stick out.
March 28th, 2007 at 11:05 pmI think…..I’m gonna be sick….as soon as I stop laughing…
March 28th, 2007 at 11:05 pmUmmm… I thought this was supposed to be a video… So where’s the clip?
March 28th, 2007 at 11:05 pmi didn’t know Humpty Dumpty could rap! Not only have these neocons mocked God, but this Great Nation as well. God’s furious wrath will “tear the tops off neocon rats”! Waging war for profit in God’s name!
March 28th, 2007 at 11:07 pmForTruth sez:
Regardless of his motives, the fact that Karl would make a joke about this speaks volumes about his character.
March 28th, 2007 at 11:08 pmAbsolutely Nauseating. The creeps are really coming unhinged aren’t they………..little greasy fat boy trying to be cool. Ain’t ever ever gonna happen. No matter how many people he pushes around and gets killed as a result of his insane insatiable ego and day job. He is an example of the worst this species can produce. In fact, there is a sense of horror about him. His glazed over smile, incredible ugliness, and completely cold heart. The children lying dead in Iraq are not real to him….or worse still maybe they are. To joke about killing small animals is not really funny……but of course Mr. Rove is unaware of this. Perhaps this is the beginning of the end of the lot of them…..they have lost any moral compass or human decency….if they ever had any. They deserve the full wrath of the American people.
March 28th, 2007 at 11:09 pmThe video is up….
March 28th, 2007 at 11:17 pmHo..ho…ho……Bush is joking about the firing of 8 dedicated federal attorney’s. Hoo…ho…ho….The slavish press corps laps up the same tripe again and again.
Maybe Bush will joke about the 500+ American amputees or the 30,000 seriously wounded or the 3,200 dead……
Ho…ho..ho…….where are those weapons of mass destruction.
Frigging Caligula.
The world hates us thanks to this dildo.
-GSD
March 28th, 2007 at 11:19 pmPull the stick out.
Comment by hacker bob — March 28, 2007 @ 11:05 pm
Grow a brain.
Your willful ignorance isn’t an excuse for “not hearing the words”…
I laugh when things are funny. This wasn’t.
March 28th, 2007 at 11:27 pmI’ve never heard Rove’s voice before. He’s gross.
Just the idea that these people are laughing and joking about this stuff is too sick. It’s laughable that Rove is able to show his face in public.
March 28th, 2007 at 11:28 pm“Botched it?!?” Bush, you F-CKED UP, ROYALLY!!!
March 28th, 2007 at 11:28 pmWell…just finished watching the video…and I’m even more sickened than I was before.
Karl’s quip about ripping the heads off of small animals went over like a lead balloon…the comedians had their hands full salvaging the sketch.
March 28th, 2007 at 11:29 pmIf you listen closely you can hear Nero fiddling too.
This is really pathetic and repulsive.
-GSD
March 28th, 2007 at 11:31 pmWell, this is one time I am glad my old iMac won’t do the clip thing… I will say how evil and disgusting it all sound’s to me and that in this photo he realy does look like a dreadful ugly troll…Do all troll’s look like him.? Is being ugly, bloated and disgusting part of a reich winged thing these day’s cause they are all starting to look the same…Blessings
March 28th, 2007 at 11:32 pmOmg, that was sickening!
… and David Gregory fraternizing with the criminals.
March 28th, 2007 at 11:33 pmhacker bob sez:
OK, I watched the video. It was nauseating.
That’s because Rove stopped talking during that part.
Perhaps you should watch the video, then.
Don’t be a jackass. Animal cruelty isn’t funny. Anyone who thinks it is is disturbed.
March 28th, 2007 at 11:34 pmComment by TripMaster Monkey — March 28, 2007 @ 11:29 pm
I agree the comedians had to carry this one. What I find funny is the fact that Rove made such a fool of himself.
Comment by unbelievable — March 28, 2007 @ 11:27 pm
Hello, wake up, I was laughing at the obvious STUPIDITY of the whole thing. Rove looked like an idiot.
March 28th, 2007 at 11:35 pmOooh Sharon you’re right about the bloating. He looks like a dead body fished out of the water after a week. And that’s about as unpleasant as it get.
March 28th, 2007 at 11:36 pmDon’t be a jackass. Animal cruelty isn’t funny. Anyone who thinks it is is disturbed.
Comment by TripMaster Monkey — March 28, 2007 @ 11:34 pm
Thank you. I’m sure he laughed at Jake’s rape joke too… Same vein of serious issues that are not fodder for tasteless jokes…
March 28th, 2007 at 11:38 pmGod, that was painful.
March 28th, 2007 at 11:40 pmRove video wasn’t funny and obviously he was trying very hard to be funny. Bush’s clip about lawyers getting sympathy, on the other hand, is pathetic.
March 28th, 2007 at 11:40 pmRove may get the fact that people aren’t happy out there and so he is trying to ingratiate himself. But Bush just doesn’t get it. He thinks it’s business as usual out there and nothing has changed. How out of touch can he be.
Hello, wake up, I was laughing at the obvious STUPIDITY of the whole thing. Rove looked like an idiot.
Comment by hacker bob — March 28, 2007 @ 11:35 pm
Spare me, Dennis Miller. We see through your blatant backpeddling when you get chastized for being a jerk.
March 28th, 2007 at 11:42 pmcreepy
March 28th, 2007 at 11:42 pmHello, wake up, I was laughing at the obvious STUPIDITY of the whole thing. Rove looked like an idiot.
Comment by hacker bob
That’s what I found funny — the idiocy and sickness of it.
Yeah, I laugh at sick stuff.
March 28th, 2007 at 11:43 pmRovem looks like Boo Radley’s and Flounder from Animal House’s love child.
-GSD
March 28th, 2007 at 11:43 pmThank you. I’m sure he laughed at Jake’s rape joke too… Same vein of serious issues that are not fodder for tasteless jokes…
Comment by unbelievable
C’mon, you don’t have to like Robert, but he’s no Jake.
March 28th, 2007 at 11:44 pmOk, that was some really sick sh*t.
Shows the Real Rove, architect of “Compasionate Conservatism” , The PR Campaign.
Now I have to floss that crap out of my brain…..
Did I say that was some really sick sh*t?
March 28th, 2007 at 11:46 pmKarl Rove is teh HOTT!!!!!1!!!1!!
Seriously. I’m totally hard right now. Say what you will about his ethical lapses… but damn, that man is sexy.
March 28th, 2007 at 11:47 pmLame. Not Funny in the Slightest.
Yuck.
March 28th, 2007 at 11:47 pmbring back colbert
March 28th, 2007 at 11:48 pmHe avoided, like the plague, and so did his master, letting the setup comediens use his turdblossom nickname
You have to see the whole evil blacktie event to get the full impact
And Pelosi’s toast was magnificent
March 28th, 2007 at 11:49 pmRove looked like an idiot.
Comment by hacker bob
That he did. A demented, sick idiot.
Did I say that was some sick sh*t?
March 28th, 2007 at 11:49 pmyuck. just utterly ………….nothingness.
March 28th, 2007 at 11:49 pmC’mon, you don’t have to like Robert, but he’s no Jake.
Comment by Zooey — March 28, 2007 @ 11:44 pm
Jake’s just not passive-aggressive. Otherwise, they have much in common when it comes to their sick senses of humor.
March 28th, 2007 at 11:50 pm“You know you’ve botched it when people sympathize with lawyers.â€
ya mean: you know you’ve botched it when Democrats sympathize with Republican lawyers.
It’s come to this: The Cult of the ‘W’ vs. Everyone Else.
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March 28th, 2007 at 11:50 pmlook at the bright side - this will give stewart and colbert plenty to work with
March 28th, 2007 at 11:50 pm“My God the rod up that man’s butt has a rod up its’ butt.” — Superintendent Chalmers
March 28th, 2007 at 11:50 pmbut damn, that man is sexy.
Comment by hc — March 28, 2007 @ 11:47 pm
Maybe if you’re a necropheliac…
March 28th, 2007 at 11:51 pmI didn’t watch the video yet, should I?
March 28th, 2007 at 11:51 pmNot getting a lot of laughs, Karl. If only you could have had Stephen Colbert writing your material. . .
March 28th, 2007 at 11:52 pmThe “small animal” crack was definitely a failed attempt at humor. I thought it actually ended up being funny in a very meta, so-unfunny-it-comes-around-and-starts-to-be-funny sort of way. The best part was when Sherwood was trying to get Bush to call Rove “Turdblossom” in front of everyone. Good subversive fun in the presence of evil men.
March 28th, 2007 at 11:55 pmunbelievable,
Jake is totally passive/aggressive! He uses weasel words, and couches things in such a way that he can say he was joking, or he was misunderstood.
Robert will tell it the way he sees it to our faces, like him or not.
March 28th, 2007 at 11:55 pmI can respect that.
I didn’t watch the video yet, should I?
Comment by ForTruth
Yeah, you like to laugh at sick stuff, too.
March 28th, 2007 at 11:56 pmForTruth sez:
You really ought to, FT…important to see the context of the ‘tearing the tops off of small animals’ content, as well as the response it received.
March 28th, 2007 at 11:57 pmYou didn’t say the Whose Line guys were in it!
March 28th, 2007 at 11:58 pmsaw the whole thing live on CSPAN. Rove is a frickin’ goofball. The “interview” which took place before the rap by the comedian of Rove, was quite scary, and if I was Bush I would dismiss him for being a total loser. Oh man, I haven’t seen your clip, but I hope it has the “interview”. Rove is a frickin’ goofy nutball.
March 29th, 2007 at 12:00 amAlright, I’ll watch it, but I don’t want to puke. That juice was expensive stuff, that Naked juice. I guess I could have a plastic bag ready and just re-drink if necessary.
March 29th, 2007 at 12:01 am#25 Don’t be a jackass. Animal cruelty isn’t funny. Anyone who thinks it is is disturbed.
Comment by TripMaster Monkey
don’t be such a queer. Rove is a dork and that’s all there is to say. Where you get so serious about the animal cruelty part, pretty much tells everyone you’re a wang.
March 29th, 2007 at 12:04 amNice to know that Karl Rove is really thinking about Patrick Fitzgerald. He even has to call himself Patrick Fitzgerald knowing he was busted by him.
March 29th, 2007 at 12:05 amKarl Rove remind me of Richard Nixon when he got caught and still kept smiling and lying on his way out of office. Let’s hope they have a talent show in jail where Rove is going. Karl will be someones girlfriend in jail and he’ll be crying with pain not laughing.
That juice was expensive stuff, that Naked juice. I guess I could have a plastic bag ready and just re-drink if necessary.
Comment by ForTruth
You know I’m laughing….
March 29th, 2007 at 12:05 amJake is totally passive/aggressive! He uses weasel words, and couches things in such a way that he can say he was joking, or he was misunderstood.
I think he’s just a bit stupid and doesn’t actually think before speaking.
Robert will tell it the way he sees it to our faces, like him or not.
I can respect that.
Comment by Zooey — March 28, 2007 @ 11:55 pm
It has nothing to do with like. He says something and then spends hours trying to backpeddle from what he says. I don’t respect that.
Anyway, neither is worthy of the discussion… Later
March 29th, 2007 at 12:05 amdon’t be such a queer.
Comment by Flood guy — March 29, 2007 @ 12:04 am
He’s more man that you’ll ever be able to comprehend…
March 29th, 2007 at 12:07 amNIght guys!
March 29th, 2007 at 12:08 amFrom the people that mocked the search for WMDs.
Why do they even bother going to church?
March 29th, 2007 at 12:09 amNickname = “He’s Fired?” Hitting the bottle a little, are we?
March 29th, 2007 at 12:10 amThat may be the single most pathetic thing I’ve ever seen…
“You’re fired…” Where did that even come from.
Lame, sad, pathetic. And i could not stop giggling.
March 29th, 2007 at 12:10 amFlood guy sez:
The man made a joke about tearing the heads off of animals. He expected people to laugh at this sick joke. It’s pretty pathetic that he can expose his true character in such a blatant way, and the worst you can say is ‘he’s a dork’.
When you get so flippant about the animal cruelty part, pretty much tells everyone you’re not all that different from Rove.
So…would that make you a ‘dork’ as well?
March 29th, 2007 at 12:12 amAnyway, neither is worthy of the discussion… Later
Comment by unbelievable
I agree, Jake is not worth the discussion.
March 29th, 2007 at 12:13 amWe’ll have to agree to disagree on Robert, I guess.
OMG.
I’m almost embarrassed for him.
Republicans just sort of got screwed on the funny gene.
March 29th, 2007 at 12:15 amPathetic.
March 29th, 2007 at 12:17 amThat’s one of the gayest things ever on teh inter-tubes
March 29th, 2007 at 12:17 amWatch the video.
Are you insane???
March 29th, 2007 at 12:19 amAlright, I watched it. Yeah he really does rip heads off quail and other animals when he gets the chance. That fat little bald bastard.
I also felt that if they ever made a television series based on the movie Deliverance, this would be one of the episodes.
March 29th, 2007 at 12:19 amWhere you get so serious about the animal cruelty part, pretty much tells everyone you’re a wang.
Comment by Flood guy
Animal cruelty is disgusting. The treatment of the resourses of the earth by you Washichu? It is obvious that you care nothing about your children’s children. When you do not even care for your children and their children, you show you have no soul.
You are the freek, an aberation of Nature.
March 29th, 2007 at 12:23 amTruth,
Keeping that juice down? :D
March 29th, 2007 at 12:23 amOMFG
Did you people actually watch the entire video?
I think I’m blind.
I cannot even form words at the moment.
If you didn’t watch the entire video, watch it.
You won’t believe your eyes.
March 29th, 2007 at 12:24 amI’m serious.
Watch the ENTIRE video.
You can’t in your darkest imaginings dream up what you’re about to see.
Sweet Fancy Moses.
March 29th, 2007 at 12:26 amPUNK-ASS-BITCH
March 29th, 2007 at 12:26 amWhile you’re watching it, you might want to consider that young americans are being dismembered and killed in this guys war, while he’s doing……. er……. this.
March 29th, 2007 at 12:28 amOMFG
Did you people actually watch the entire video?
Comment by I WORFEUS
I stopped after Rove’s BS, that was sick.
March 29th, 2007 at 12:29 amExactly WHAT did you botch up W? Let us understand…
March 29th, 2007 at 12:29 amI’m keeping that Juice down, well after a long ass, scary, f*cking, boring, wierd, video.
Bush did fire him.
March 29th, 2007 at 12:31 amBush way in the back, leaning back in his chair, he looked loaded.
March 29th, 2007 at 12:31 amI am still reeling from watching the video.
:|
Saying it was surreal doesn’t cut it.
Its was macabre.
March 29th, 2007 at 12:31 amIf you didn’t watch the entire video, watch it.
You won’t believe your eyes.
Comment by I WORFEUS — March 29, 2007 @ 12:24 am
Oh my god - didn’t anybody warn you not to watch the whole thing at once. You can scrub your eyeballs but can you ever remove that vision from your brain.
Mybe that’s why so many Bushies seem lobotomized, they were trying to cleanse memories of Rove.
March 29th, 2007 at 12:32 amI stopped after Rove’s BS, that was sick.
Comment by Wayne — March 29, 2007 @ 12:29 am
Oh no Wayne, you have you watch it. You have to watch the entire thing, from start to finish.
I know its hard, but you know, war is hell and all that.
Knowing where we are now, with regards to the war, the administration and its lies, the corruption and scandals, I think it is important that every American watch this video from start to finish.
This is who they are.
Behold the man.
March 29th, 2007 at 12:34 amIt’s all a joke to these pukes, they are totally insulated from the pain and suffering they cause. I wish for once that someone would have the balls to put broadhead’s through Bush and Rove’s guts.
Maye after a long life of cleaning their colostemy bags they could realize that there is real pain in the world.
F*ck them and their supporters in their asses.
March 29th, 2007 at 12:34 amIt had a drunk, obnoxious, tobacco-chewin’, frat-boy quality to it.
March 29th, 2007 at 12:34 amBush way in the back, leaning back in his chair, he looked loaded.
Comment by ForTruth — March 29, 2007 @ 12:31 am
He looked like the anti-christ
March 29th, 2007 at 12:35 amI hope that this scum-sucking sack of shit gets ass-raped in pris…….
nah, that’d be Nirvana for miss Piggy-
How can you make this cretin suffer?
March 29th, 2007 at 12:35 amDeliverence-like. A TV series, based on the movie.
March 29th, 2007 at 12:36 amWhomever kills that fu#ker in the next 5 years will garner mad applause.
March 29th, 2007 at 12:36 amThis is just… pathetic.
March 29th, 2007 at 12:38 amWho is the loser comedian?
I don’t even listen to rap, but this was… just…sad.
Bush way in the back, leaning back in his chair, he looked loaded.
Comment by ForTruth
Oh yeah he was loaded, sounded like he had been hitting the sauce.
March 29th, 2007 at 12:39 amIt had a drunk, obnoxious, tobacco-chewin’, frat-boy quality to it.
Comment by ForTruth — March 29, 2007 @ 12:34 am
Didn’t it though?
I thought so too.
I mean it was bizarre.
Like watching a Neo-Nazi frat party with a karaoke machine.
March 29th, 2007 at 12:39 amStrange.
Were people having a good time at that, um, event? Considering it _looked_ like a party, it was very painful, along the lines of, say, an Amway convention in Vegas where the AC has been off for a couple days.
Ugly.
March 29th, 2007 at 12:40 amHow in the Fu%k do they have one of these during war? How do they even force a smile when our kids are dying overseas? Jokes? Are u fuc*ing serious? If I didnt have a secure home life I would buy a high powered rifle and……..
March 29th, 2007 at 12:40 amThe whole feel of the event was cheap….like you could smell the beer spilled on the floor…..like it was about 1 AM after most people had gone home. That is one sleazy bunch of people. And the mood it not UP. They are hurtin
March 29th, 2007 at 12:41 amI don’t even listen to rap, but this was… just…sad.
Comment by labradog — March 29, 2007 @ 12:38 am
No no brother. Watch the ENTIRE video.
I mean it.
I hate to keep harping on it but for the love of God, watch the ENTIRE video.
You will be scarred for life, but remember, that which does not kill us, makes us stronger.
Just watch it, and when you’re able to speak again, tell me what you think.
March 29th, 2007 at 12:42 amVance,
NOT killed!! Then the weasel will be a martyr. I hope he lives a long life. And suffers every day of it. Cut his f*cking eyelides off and put him in front of a fan. Bet you would like to blink bitch!
March 29th, 2007 at 12:42 amMC Rove . . . .
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
How cute. I feel so warmly amused by all their zany antics.
It makes Karl so human, he’s almost loveable.
That goes for the rest of those assf*ckers on the stage with him too.
March 29th, 2007 at 12:42 amThe MC of MC Rove STANDS FOR “MENDACIOUS C*NT”, AN ADDED TITLE TO “FAT-F*CK” Rove or “Miss Piggy” Rove, THE GREEDY PIG-BOTTOM WHO CAN BE SATISFIED ONLY BY Gannon/Guckert’s TANTRIC TECHNIQUES—–THIS DISGUSTING PIECE OF IN-HUMAN GARBAGE Rove HAS GOT TO BE PUT DOWN AND RIPPED TO SHREDS, PREFERABLY BY A WEED-WHACKER ON FULL SPEED—-DON’T FORGET TO THROW HIS PAL CHIMPya IN TOO—-THESE TWO “FRUITY-TOOTIES” Rove and Bush DESERVE A VERY, VERY PAINFUL AND LINGERING DEMISE!!!!!!
March 29th, 2007 at 12:42 amWhat a dork. I was embarrassed for everyone in the room. I can’t believe that someone got paid good money to produce such a lame show. That had all the production values of a Knights of Columbus meeting. And that rap was embarrassing to white people everywhere twenty years ago. Now it’s just sad. Really really sad.
March 29th, 2007 at 12:43 amAbsolutely Pathetic.
March 29th, 2007 at 12:45 amRove: I like hunting quails.
(Crickets chirping) Don’t you remember Cheney was quail hunting when he shot that lawyer. Isn’t that funny, man oh man that is funny. Ha ha haha. Shooting a man in the face is AWESOME. Thats comedy.
I think Karl was checking his messages half way through his uncooridinated dance. I see they had to get some “street cred” by having the black guy on stage.
I can’t even put into words how much I hate that bloated sack of crap. That bloated face, whispy hair clinging in vain to his shiny head. AAAAARHGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And the media will comment on how witty the potus was….I hope that pig watches one of his skank daughters be raped. Sorry for the anger, but this has gone on for far to long.
March 29th, 2007 at 12:45 amYou will be scarred for life, but remember, that which does not kill us, makes us stronger.
Cancer, strokes, and heart attacks don’t make you stronger. They weaken you. This video had a little bit of each one of those in it. I feel embarrassed for entertainers everywhere.
March 29th, 2007 at 12:46 amI’m sorry to post so much on it… I think I am still in shock.
I swear by all that is holy I have never seen, nor envisioned seeing such a thing.
Surely this is some form of magic voodoo necromancer truck pull mysticism.
:|
I think Ashcroft moves like that at the Holy Roller meetings.
March 29th, 2007 at 12:47 ampainful. unwatchable. embarrassing. humiliating. pathetic.
Why is the audience laughing ?
March 29th, 2007 at 12:49 amAnd the media will comment on how witty the potus was….
Comment by Vance — March 29, 2007 @ 12:45 am
I’m not sure the media even knows what to make of it yet.
:|
They’re probably trying to figure out whether it belongs on CNN or the Discovery Channel.
March 29th, 2007 at 12:50 amI was thinking more LL Turdblossom, but hey man, not my career.
March 29th, 2007 at 12:51 am[…] Don’t believe me? Watch the video at Think Progress. […]
March 29th, 2007 at 12:53 amthis is absolutely unreal……i’m speechless
March 29th, 2007 at 12:53 amI wonder how many families of dead americans and iraqis find the image of our leader laughing and having agood time comforting…
March 29th, 2007 at 12:56 amWhile thier child dies crying and alone with sand in his eyes. F*uck You Bush, I will dance the day you die.
If this is part of a Rove campaign to humanize himself he should stop now.
March 29th, 2007 at 12:57 amHow many audience members had jaw cramps from feigning amusement at that steaming pile ?
this is absolutely unreal……i’m speechless
Comment by dmarley — March 29, 2007 @ 12:53 am
See?
Watching it will change cause your brain to just lock up.
Its like being in an accident.
:|
It fact it looks like an accident.
March 29th, 2007 at 1:01 am…I hope that pig watches one of his skank daughters be raped. Sorry for the anger, but this has gone on for far to long.
Comment by Vance
Vance,
I understand your anger, I really do, but please don’t go that route. Ok?
March 29th, 2007 at 1:01 amHow many audience members had jaw cramps from feigning amusement at that steaming pile ?
Comment by xegar
F*ck them for even trying.
Just sayin’
March 29th, 2007 at 1:02 amWrong time, Wrong place.
March 29th, 2007 at 1:06 am#66 - Monkey Tripper
Rove is a sleazeball who is responsible for the murders of 100’s of thousands of Iraqis, and you’re weeping for the “concept” of a tortured squirrel.
Why are you such a racist squirrel lover? A squirrel can’t return your love. A squirrel can’t teach children how to love. Iraqis can. Why do you hate Iraqis?
March 29th, 2007 at 1:06 amWhat the hell was that freaky dance he did at the end Zooey?
It was like he was possessed or something.
I swear I’ve never seen anything like that.
I’t frightened me.
March 29th, 2007 at 1:07 amI WORFEUS,
Please don’t make me think about it again! It burns, oh god, it burns!
March 29th, 2007 at 1:10 amZooey,
I appreciate where you are coming from, I read your posts and like what you say and who you are, but I agree with Vance. Enough is enough,
Anyone out there who is paying attention should have total hatred for Bush and all his supporters. This is beyond your team-my team. These are evil bastards that need to be taken down.
Tell you what, you knock your head against the wall in a pissing match with Jake, Flaco, Patrick1, howsad, exley MA and VV, and I will play the bad guy.
I have tried to have a discussion with these maggots, and that is a losing proposition. You can not rationalize with ideological fools. But keep on trying. I appreciate your efforts.
Me, I am going to be the guy poking a stick in his eye.
Peace to those who deserve it, and body slam the rest.
March 29th, 2007 at 1:12 amI hate to say it, but Rove wasn’t the one who was awful there.
That comedian was about to fall off the stage. Did people pay to go to this dinner? Surely they could have found a professional to host it, no?
March 29th, 2007 at 1:12 amOy Worfeus,
Try to put it out of your brain. Maybe watch video of horrific car accidents, or Cheney speaking about…anything.
March 29th, 2007 at 1:12 amAnd maybe it didn’t bother Leland, but singing about ripping the heads off of squirrels and the way they did it, unsettled me.
Its was beyond bizarre.
It was insane.
March 29th, 2007 at 1:13 amAfter they got on stage, Rove, when asked what his name was, said, “Peter Fitzgerald”, Then about a second later, grabs the mike and says, “Patrick Fitgerald.”
So he was trying to be funny but completely botched the joke, if you could even call it that. He reminded me of one of the jerk IT guys at work. Trying to be funny but completely failing.
March 29th, 2007 at 1:13 amI WORFEUS,
Please don’t make me think about it again! It burns, oh god, it burns!
Comment by Zooey — March 29, 2007 @ 1:10 am
My eyeballs are still bleeding.
March 29th, 2007 at 1:13 amMaybe he’s epileptic?
March 29th, 2007 at 1:16 amI can’t help but feel like I am watching old rich white guys mock black people. How dumb.
March 29th, 2007 at 1:16 amLadies and Gentlemen … you have now witnessed why RepubliCONs are now made up of primarily SOCIOPATHS!
Don’t bother trying to figure these freaks of nature out.
They are beyond comprehension. They are simply CONs of all types: CONservatives, NeoCONs, & RepubliCONs.
That’s all they know how to do. CON others.
Well they are soon going to learn, if they haven’t by now, that ELECTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES. And most importantly …
their gig is up!
I am stocking up on popcorn and Margaritas & Chambord drinks (I know a wierd combination, but hey I’m witnessing freaking wierdos).
It’s going to be a freaking bumpy ride for these RepubliCONs, especially the pigly Rove.
Sweet! ;-)
March 29th, 2007 at 1:16 amI hate to say it, but Rove wasn’t the one who was awful there.
That comedian was about to fall off the stage. Did people pay to go to this dinner? Surely they could have found a professional to host it, no?
Comment by dave p — March 29, 2007 @ 1:12 am
The host, (I’m not sure you can call him a comedian) sucked big ones to be sure, but watch the video again, and this time watch Roves epileptic gyrations at the end.
Remember the episode on Seinfeld when Elaine dances?
Rove makes that look like Arthur Murray.
March 29th, 2007 at 1:21 amUgh, this is disgustingly surreal. Yeah Karl, we get it. You’re really just a fun loving guy. Your attempts to be ‘hip’ or whatever are pathetic. You aren’t fooling anyone with a brain.
March 29th, 2007 at 1:23 amWhat I would find fun is this hideous scumbag, tarred and feathered, being horsewhipped down Pennsylvania Avenue, bleating like the draft-avoiding lamb he is…
March 29th, 2007 at 1:23 amZooey.
I just watched it again.
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March 29th, 2007 at 1:24 amWhat I would find fun is this hideous scumbag, tarred and feathered, being horsewhipped down Pennsylvania Avenue, bleating like the draft-avoiding lamb he is…
Comment by Marlow — March 29, 2007 @ 1:23 am
oh.
I thought thats what they were doing in the video.
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March 29th, 2007 at 1:25 am#123 - all comedy is abhorrent
All comedy is about laughing at the misfortune of others. Or at an unexpected development. Either way, anybody who ever laughs is taking up time they could be spending fretting about something horrible that you’re too lazy to find out about. If you disagree with me, you’re racist, abhorrent, and way beneath me. Hater!!
Don’t you understand that when you inhale to laugh, you breath in millions of living microbes that die in your lungs? How can you laugh when each of your lungs is like Auschwicz and Trablinca? C’mon, laugh, Hitler, laugh!
Now think of the Moabiites slaughtered by the Israelites in the old Testament. There! Feel good, laughing Stalin? Laughter is so fascist!
Wipe that smile off your face!
March 29th, 2007 at 1:27 amPeace to those who deserve it, and body slam the rest.
Comment by chingebush
I appreciate what you’re saying, chingebush, and believe me, I hate Bush and this administration like I have never hated anyone or anything on this earth.
Wishing rape on Bush’s worthless child is sick, in my opinion.
Peace.
March 29th, 2007 at 1:31 amLeland.
What r you on drugs?
March 29th, 2007 at 1:31 amCrikey! Rove is an utter pig of a man. That much is established, But seeing reporter David Greggory make an ass of himself is too far gone for me. How could he possibly have associated himself on-stage with the sleaziest poltician in American history? Lee Attwater would die of shame over Rove. And the guy is stupid, to boot. Cunning, yes. Smart? Hahahahahahaha He’s filthy dirty.
March 29th, 2007 at 1:31 amI just watched it again.
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Comment by I WORFEUS
Why do you hate yourself? :D
I’m outta here while I’m shaking my head at you watching that atrocity again — and before it comes back into my brain. Ugh.
goodnight!
March 29th, 2007 at 1:37 amRove couldn’t even get his big line right.
When the non-comedian (ok, maybe I’m being unfair, maybe this is what passes for a comedian with a republican) asked Rove his name, Rove replied, “Peter Fitzgerald”.
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Boggles the mind.
March 29th, 2007 at 1:37 amAgreed Zooey.
The evil is in the perpetrator, even if it caused him the grief and suffering you wish he felt, it can’t come from another.
You only wish that these guys were human enough to realize the horrible wreck they have made of things. That epiphany in itself would be the catalyst that would open their eyes.
It ain’t gonna happen. They are not living in the same world we do. They are insulated from reality.
Keep telling yourself, it’s cyclic, it’s cyclic, it will come around.
Later.
March 29th, 2007 at 1:42 am“Tear the tops off small animals”???? How did he even imagine such a sick concept? Is that supposed to be in an way shape or form funny? Isn’t that how we predict children will become serial murderers in their adult life?! What kind of sicko person would think that was humorous? Spare us these satanistic bastards!
I am SO disgusted by our criminals in charge! It’s no wonder this country is nationally depressed! Who wants these fukcs in charge?
March 29th, 2007 at 1:44 am“Tear the tops off small animals�??? How did he even imagine such a sick concept? Is that supposed to be in an way shape or form funny?
He’s a sick pig. Period. You can’t explain away this bastard’s *reasoning.* He’s a pig. End of story.
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March 29th, 2007 at 1:50 amI kind of got a giggle out of that, “he’s white from head to feet, so he can’t be beat” line. Gosh, attend KKK rallies much?!
March 29th, 2007 at 1:51 amHitler danced a little jig too for the cameras, to show his glee while Germans were dying.
Rove’s in good company.
March 29th, 2007 at 1:54 amBeing naturally liberal, it’s unusual and difficult for me to feel good when others suffer. However, after all the heinous crimes the Republicans have commited, I now find it difficult to contain my glee as I watch the Republicans self-destruct. Though their wrongdoing may have made them feel prosperous for a while, Karma always win out in the end. So watch out, KKKarl, Karma will soon be knocking at your door.
March 29th, 2007 at 2:19 am#135:
I think the wish was more on Bush –so’s he’d have to watch it. Problem is: it prolly wouldn’t bother him at all, so what’s the point? If it ain’t being done to him, “God’s Little Helper,” then he probably doesn’t notice it.
I’m convinced that a parallel species evolved alongside humans and its members are so like humans in appearance that the split has gone completely unnoticed. Here, in the brain, where a conscience should have developed, there is a black, gritty, oily substance which has yet to be explored by science. It will no doubt turn out to be anti-soul, or something along those lines.
March 29th, 2007 at 2:36 amAren’t there some laws concerning cruelty to animals?
March 29th, 2007 at 2:39 amNice to know that Karl Rove is really thinking about Patrick Fitzgerald. He even has to call himself Patrick Fitzgerald knowing he was busted by him.
Comment by Jackie — March 29, 2007 @ 12:05 am
Yea. Except he didn’t call himself Patrick Fitzgerald.
He called himself PETER Fitzgerald.
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Then he grabbed the Mike, the moment for the joke already passed, and said, no I meant Patrick Fitzgerald.
It was hard to watch. I almost felt sorry for them.
March 29th, 2007 at 2:41 amRepublicans can’t drink and they can’t tell jokes.
March 29th, 2007 at 2:53 amI assume MC stands for Master Criminal?
March 29th, 2007 at 2:54 amAgainst my better judgement.. omg.. embarrassing beyond belief.. This is the man who manipulates.. errr.. advises the leader of the free world! No wonder the rest of the world has no respect for our country. Yeah.. lets send this tape to Iraq so our brave American troops can get a good laugh too. See what the big guys are doin’ while they’re dyin..
March 29th, 2007 at 2:58 amNow I need to go be sick.
Thats just not right.
March 29th, 2007 at 3:00 amUnnatural even.
March 29th, 2007 at 3:02 amEmbarassing. You know, people all over the world sw that sh*t. We’ve got to build a serious policy for reducing the sectarian violence in Iraq, and meanwhile in the background Karl Rove is joking about killing small animals and rapping like a prepubescent suburbanite.
Saudi Arabia rips the President for trying to reshape the Middle East, and they spend the day doing this?
I didn’t think it was possible to be more embarassed of the White House.
March 29th, 2007 at 3:23 am“Your job is to make this guy look good.”
Brad Sherwood is a genius.
March 29th, 2007 at 3:24 amSo this what it looks like when pigs sing and dance.
Oink, oink, oink.
March 29th, 2007 at 3:28 amYou have to admit that Dr. Goebbels would not have been able to get that loose in front of a crowd. So I guess there’s been some small measure of progress in the humanization of fascism…
March 29th, 2007 at 3:55 amWhat the fu@ck did I just watch? These fools need to be dropped off in Compton at around 11:00pm on a Saturday night wearing their favorite hooded sheet. MC Rove would be rolled and cornhold so fast. Was this supposed to be funny?
March 29th, 2007 at 3:57 amYou’ve won a nice walk in a quiet Baghdad neighborhood - if you’d prefer not to go as an administrator I’m sure your local National Guard can find a spot for you.
March 29th, 2007 at 4:21 amWhat’s so funny about peace, love and understanding, Karl?
If you think Karl’s funny, you don’t actually GET IT. The jokes on you.
March 29th, 2007 at 6:05 ami think the most important part is the twisted smirk on Bush’s face…plus the obvious lie that he doesnt have a nickname for Rove.
March 29th, 2007 at 6:24 am“Gold, Jerry, gold!”
March 29th, 2007 at 6:45 amWhat a pathetic loser.
I saw mostly the whole thing last night. The “comedian” was so painfully cringe inducing I had to keep switching the channel so I didn’t see how Karl was selected. But when I came back to the station and saw the set up I with a very affable Karl, I suspected this was set up to humanize Rove before the subpoenas started rolling in. Then I saw that Wilson guy from Fox News was in charge of the dinner and that clinched it. More propaganda brought to you by the fine folks from RNC/Fox.
March 29th, 2007 at 6:59 am“Weak”, is this what the administration does in its off time?
They should have asked Colbert.
March 29th, 2007 at 7:40 ami mean, its the press in the room…they know that Bush has a nickname for each of them (’stretch”, ’slim”, “dulce”, etc), they KNOW Bush has a nickname for Rove…
i know its a rather mild untruth but why lie?
he doesnt want to say “turdblossom” in mixed company?
March 29th, 2007 at 7:50 amTear the heads off animals…and put them where?
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March 29th, 2007 at 8:09 amWhat a funny guy. Between him and the president, I don’t know who was the funniest. Correct me if I’m wrong, but the morning news programs are all gushing over how great both of them were.
I mean, both Karl and the George should take their act on the road, maybe book a USO tour in some forgotten, dangerous outpost in Afganistan or out in Al Anbar Province in Iraq, perhaps, as a way to show support for our troops.
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March 29th, 2007 at 8:15 amWow. That was truly nauseating. It’s getting to the point where I think it takes a very special kind of person to become a Washington correspondent. I think you need to like being mocked and humiliated. At least when Colbert did it, he came in as an outsider.
Putting Karl Rove up there, while embarrassing to Rove, was even more humiliating for the journalists who never seem to be able to get him to answer a serious question.
Bush’s lawyer joke, while pitiful, does not approach his WMD hunt display of odiousness.
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March 29th, 2007 at 8:36 amHe is revolting to look at.
March 29th, 2007 at 8:43 amIf he rapped after the dinner, probably a good couple people puked.
March 29th, 2007 at 8:45 amLet. It. All. Come. Down.
March 29th, 2007 at 8:54 amMore unseriousness from the President. I think it is good for Presidents to have a laugh now and then, but I’m afraid events like this just reinforce Bush’s attitude that this is just another temporary job where he can goof off until he moves on to the next thing daddy’s friends set up for him.
March 29th, 2007 at 8:55 amBlowfish-Karl needs a bit of levity before facing criminal charges - maybe he’ll take his “gig” on the road soon? It will certainly bring him many admirers in the “big house” as that’s where this comic is headed. And, yes, he’s definitely not in good health as evidenced by the “water-retaining Blowfish syndrome” we see here in this clip.
But of course, he always was a little, nasty-looking fat boy all his life.
I know: Maybe he and Dubya can make it a duet: FRAT BOY AND FAT BOY DOES WASHINGTON!!
March 29th, 2007 at 8:55 amHere are the two top men in this country acting like flaming jackasses in public. When the president reduces himself to making jokes about attorneys when he’s at the heart of this obvious “obstruction of justice case”, well, it only shows what little intellect he really has. Buffoonery in the White House and that isn’t good.
March 29th, 2007 at 8:57 amBesides, it’s time for Rove and Bush to sit on the hot seat for their obvious roles in the Valerie Plame affair. If they didn’t know what was happening under them (in the OVP), then they should have known as part of doing their job. EVERYONE knew at that time that Karl Rove was at the center of PlameGate but he managed to slime his way out of it all - allowing Libby to become the “fall guy”. But, let’s face it - we ALL knew that Bush himself and his CYA guy, RoveReich were as guilty as sin.
GONZALES-GATE will be the undoing of this presidency which should have occurred during PLAME-GATE. By allowing Bush and Rove to slide away at PlameGate, we have enabled them to do even more damage to this country.
It is the responsibility of every citizen to do their duty in bringing justice back to our government and to hold Rove and Bush personally responsibility for this obvious obstruction of justice.
Bush now has so many articles of impeachment that it boggles the mind. Recognizing, of course, the amount of time and energy it takes to impeach a president, it would still be in the best interest of this country, both nationally and internationally, to separate the citizens from the corrupt officials by impeachment in an attempt to reinstate a level of patriotism which is abysmally low right now as well as to elevate our reputation internationally.
It’s obvious that only abou 20% of americans align themselves with this president….and that number is rapidly dwindling as he draws the line in the sand with the people and continues to have public tantrums and a virtual pissing contest with the people who pay his salary.
He stole both elections (thanks to Jebbie, Katherine Harris & Diebold in 2000 as well as Ken Blackwell, et al in Ohio in 2004). His biggest mistake was “overreaching” by a second hacking of voting computers which gave his dirty deeds time to catch up to him. He could have walked away in 2004 with some shred of integrity and a dubious legacy; now these weekly scandals will be his legacy and he will be listed in the history books as “The WORST President Ever in the history of this country”.
March 29th, 2007 at 9:07 amP.S. Bush was simply too addicted to the intoxicating mixture of adolescent buccaneering and adult perfidy to relinquish it after 4 years…..but his second term will be his total “undoing”.
March 29th, 2007 at 9:09 amNobody should laugh with Karl Rove, because he is a disgusting swine!
March 29th, 2007 at 9:15 amThat’s hilarious.
Total Representation of the Republican Party too. They had their Media, Rove , dancing Chipms and little token brutha in the back. That was perfect.
ROFLMBAO!
March 29th, 2007 at 9:27 amDoes “….while Rome burns” make an appropriate conclusion to this?
March 29th, 2007 at 9:31 amYet more proof that “conservatives” don’t have a sense of humor. It was embarassingly stupid and purile.
March 29th, 2007 at 9:39 amYou Americans are going to have to start drinking a lot more. I’m sure most of you realise how simply appalling this looks to the rest of the World.
March 29th, 2007 at 9:43 amWe are, Rest, we are.
And yes, some of us do realize how appalling this looks. Sorry.
March 29th, 2007 at 9:47 amBBC World News just reported about the Rove/rapper schtick–and seemed to give a compliment–had to hand it to him to be able to make a fool of himself or be silly. Might have been a backhanded compliment, but there was a tone of wonder in the announcer’s voice.
March 29th, 2007 at 9:51 amHas anyone pointed out yet that the guy on the left, with the white hair, is a journalist/reporter for MSNBC? It’s nice to know that when there is a major right-wing event, the media is just as much a part of that event as the main propagandist of the party.
March 29th, 2007 at 9:51 am“A year ago my approval rating was in the 30s, my nominee for the Supreme Court had just withdrawn, and my vice president had shot someone,” President Bush said Wednesday night during the annual gathering….”Ah, those were the good ol’ days.”
Bush thanked the organization for providing dinner, “and I’d like to thank Senator Webb for providing security.”
Come on, people…Ya gotta admit….Those were pretty good!
March 29th, 2007 at 10:02 amWhat is the big deal? Did you make fun of serial molester Bill Clinton when he played the sax on stage?
ROTFL
March 29th, 2007 at 10:18 am170 dead yesterday in Iraq and this cip is why most of the word hates Americans.
March 29th, 2007 at 10:23 amI missed stephen colbert.The audience too.But colbert was too competent as a comedian to be invited.Everybody working for this administration must be an incompetent failure if they want to have a future.
March 29th, 2007 at 10:37 am#186 Thanks for that insipid comment. You reaffirm my confidence in trolls.
March 29th, 2007 at 10:45 amWhat is the big deal? Did you make fun of serial molester Bill Clinton when he played the sax on stage?
Comment by Happy Guy — March 29, 2007 @ 10:18 am
Uhhh.. this was not someone playing the saxaphone on the stage.
This was some sort of deviant weird neocon voodoo snakedance squirrel sacrificing fertility ritual.
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My eyeballs are still bleeding.
March 29th, 2007 at 10:51 amCome on, people…Ya gotta admit….Those were pretty good!
March 29th, 2007 at 10:57 amComment by Exley — March 29, 2007 @ 10:02 am
Ummmm, no.
I heard the audio clip on Bob and Tom this morning. The fake laughter was, in a word, pathetic.
And the continuous, drawn out applause after Dubya mentioned the Vice President’s shooting, was…well, disturbing.
Remember, a man was shot in the face, and these butt kissers are cheering?
NICE
Awww, lighten up, DRxJ…
Bush thanked the organization for providing dinner, “and I’d like to thank Senator Webb for providing security.â€
That’s funny!
Will the Tigers repeat?
March 29th, 2007 at 11:05 amMC Turd Blossom can’t even remember “Peter” Fitzgerald’s name. Driving the country into the ground is one hilarious joke, isn’t it?
March 29th, 2007 at 11:06 amCome on, people…Ya gotta admit….Those were pretty good!
Comment by Exley — March 29, 2007 @ 10:02 am
Ahh, so now I see.
Republicans actually laugh at their own jokes. THEY think they’re funny.
Exley.
I’ve seen monkeys at the zoo seem more intelligent than that mess.
You guys should stick to torturing people.
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The end result would still be the same.
March 29th, 2007 at 11:18 amRove undresses little animals??
March 29th, 2007 at 11:19 amThat’s funny!
Comment by Exley — March 29, 2007 @ 11:05 am
I’ll bet you like knock knock jokes too, huh?
March 29th, 2007 at 11:20 amhopefully soon hell have the rap sheet to match his rap shit.
there in NOTHING less funny at this point in time as having a corny, old, white guy do the “black thing”. the apotheosis of what a lazy joke is.</