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Howard Kurtz

By Nico Pitney on Apr 2nd, 2007 at 2:23 pm

Howard Kurtz

acknowledges the media’s obsession with Bill Clinton’s sex life: “Nothing the New York senator says or does will ever be as fascinating to journalists as her marital situation.” (HT: Atrios)



95 Responses to “Howard Kurtz”

  1. GSD says:

    The mainstream media, perverted panty sniffers who have been surprisingly unobsessed with the piece by piece dismantling of the democratic infrastructure of America.

    The media sniffed panties while the Constitutdion burned.

    -GSD


  2. Canuckistanian says:

    And Howie is there to make sure everyone’s still obsessed with Bill Clinton.


  3. just john says:

    Sounds like a CHALLENGE, to me!


  4. Gregor Samsa says:

    What is with right-wingers, and assorted 30%ers, that they are always obsessed with everyone else’s sex life?

    Whether the Clintons, gay men, lesbians, birth control, abortion, these right-wingers always feel they have the right to know, broadcast, and legislate about everybody’s intimacy.

    What a bunch of creeps and weirdos.


  5. Nan says:

    Why don’t they have a similar obsession with Rudy’s private life?

    After all Hillary Clinton the candidate did not cheat on her spouse. Rudy Guiliani the candidate is a serial adulterer.

    Chris “the screamer” Matthews practically foams at the mouth when he mentions President Clinton. He swoons over Rudy Guiliani


  6. s says:

    Howard Kurtz ( MY ADDITIONS IN CAPS)

    “Nothing the New York senator says or does will ever be as fascinating to ( CRAP, COVER YOUR ASS, SELL OUT, GROUPIE, TRAITOROUS ) journalists as her marital situation.”


  7. Abby says:

    It’s about attacking a candidate’s position of strength. “Biggest adultery scandal in the history of mankind” and they are still married! That’s gotta hurt the “values” crowd.


  8. Cynicon Implant says:

    I couldn’t care less about the Clinton’s sex life –or anybody elses for that matter (except mine!)


  9. Tom says:

    Actually, I am much more interested in Condoleeeeeeeeeeeeeeezza and GDumbya’s marital situation. After all, she did refer to him as her husband and she is as “Stepford” around him as LaLa is.

    I would like to know if they’re kinky in bed…does LaLa join them or do they take turns searching for GDumbya’s miniscule pecker on alternating nights…etc.


  10. Jackie Rawlings says:

    It’s a good front for alot of media and press people. Notice men are always talking about sex and Bill. Sounds like these guys are dreaming of Bill with then and their jealous of the females. Now one media reporter is truly interested in Bill Clinton’s love life and it’s because yes he has the hots for Bill and is made that Bill is still with Hillary. Chris Matthews is showing the love. He sounds like a girl mad because he can’t get the love of his life’s attention. Now for those who say these guys are married, take note to the cover up. Look at how many men have come out of the closet. Even Pastors are coming out. So when you hear a man talk to much about Bill and his sex life remember Ken Starr is a closet guy but wont admit to it because of his career. I remember when Bill was having the affair with Monica. All the Christian woman dogged him and called him names and even suggest that Hillary divorce him. Yet when Star Jones said she would like to date him if he were single all the Christian woman and woman around the world start get in line. Bill is a hottie but the guys are hoping they might have a chance. Sorry Bill is all man and loves all woman but number #1 is Hillary. So all the men and women can just dream because that’s all they’ll get. As for those men looking at Bill like a piece of meat I suggest they get a blow up doll as a substitute.


  11. Klyde says:

    Chris “the screamer” Matthews practically foams at the mouth when he mentions President Clinton.
    Comment by Nan

    Because tweety knows that he can never have the Big Dog he acts out.


  12. Zep Tepi says:

    YAWN, and the MSM wonders why they are losing viewers and subscribers left and right.

    Why? Because they have basically turned into the National Enquirer.


  13. Raven says:

    #9.
    ….actually georgeous watches LaLa and the shoe freak from behind a two way mirror………


  14. Tom says:

    Raven –
    LOL . . . that makes perfect sense to me. I can’t imagine that GDumbya has anything that either of them are interested in. He screwed LaLa once and all he has to show for it is two drunken slut twin daughters. I can understand why they never wanted to take a chance like that again.


  15. Zep Tepi says:

    Howard Kurtz acknowledges the National Enquirist Media obsession with Clenis sex life: “Nothing the New York senator says or does will ever be as fascinating to journalistsCelibate National Enquirists as her marital situation.”

    Fixed your Headline TP, YW.

    X^B


  16. klyde says:

    actually georgeous watches LaLa and the shoe freak from behind a two way mirror

    Oh lord where’s the brain bleach?


  17. Zooey says:

    Oh lord where’s the brain bleach?
    Comment by klyde

    Trust me, you’re gonna need brillo pads, too.


  18. Zooey says:

    Who listens to Mr Conflict of Interest anyway?


  19. Kay says:

    Isn’t Kurtz just a shill for the Rethuglican Party? Isn’t his wife a Rethuglican? Isn’t he just part of the countless Jewish Lobby in this country who blindly support this president? Am I right?



  20. valiant venus says:

    “Whether the Clintons, gay men, lesbians, birth control, abortion, these right-wingers always feel they have the right to know, broadcast, and legislate about everybody’s intimacy.
    What a bunch of creeps and weirdos
    .”
    Comment by Gregor Samsa

    Who knew?? We AGREE that the sex lives of other’s is NONE OF OTHER PEOPLE’S BUSINESS!! So, in an effort to achieve harmony, please ask the Gay Community to quit traipsing down Main Street (in various costumes and states of undress) for the annual Gay Pride Parade. Please agree to maximum prison terms for rapists and serial pedophiles. Please quit watching the freaks, weirdos and mentally distrurbed on all the daytime “freak” shows.

    Grgrrr….This is almost a Hallmark moment!


  21. katy says:

    …interesting… ’cause when i read this story this morning, via google news, what pissed ME off was the “underlying” intonation that had not elizabeth edwards’ cancer returned and she and her husband decided to carry on with the campaign, then john edwards would not have the media attention, and “some” even say he is so “consumed by ambition that he is unable to put his wife and young children first.”…

    “Edwards never got on “60 Minutes” by talking about his plan to raise taxes to pay for national health insurance, and he never got a People magazine spread by apologizing for his vote to authorize the Iraq war.”

    AND WHO THE HELL’S FAULT IS THAT?????!!!!!! HUH, HOWIE????!


  22. Zooey says:

    …daytime “freak” shows.
    Grgrrr….This is almost a Hallmark moment!
    Comment by valiant venus

    Your indignation is just darling, MA, it’s just like your own daytime freak show, isn’t it?

    Bless your heart, Haggie. I have more respect for a couple of gay guys in leather G-strings, kissing full on the mouth, on a public street in broad daylight, than I would ever be able to muster for you.


  23. Devil's Advocate says:

    Howard Kurtz is a weasel. This morning, the biggest part of his column was dedicated, yet again, to Elizabeth Edwards’ bout with cancer and the Edwardses’s decision to remain on the campaign trail. Kurtz defended the odious interview that Couric had with the Edwardses on last week’s 60 minutes.

    The “comment” section was open, and Kurtaz got whacked by every commenters. A few moments later, the comments had disappeared. Almost immediately after that, the comment section had been closed altogether.

    This is not the first time that I notice that Kurtz silences criticism. A few times, my comments were not posted at all. But this is thye first time that I catch him deleting all comments, then closing the section entirely.


  24. valiant venus says:

    “I have more respect for a couple of gay guys in leather G-strings, kissing full on the mouth, on a public street in broad daylight, than I would ever be able to muster for you.”
    Comment by Zooey

    I rest my case……


  25. whack says:

    God, Kurtz and his right wing publicist wife are lame. Always with the false “balance” and then the slant toward the Rethug talking points (Sen. Edwards’ ambition overules his role as husband and father). Elizabeth Edwards doesn’t want to sit in a room and wait it out. She want to press on with this campaign. Even if Howie and the RNC doesn’t.


  26. Zooey says:

    I rest my case……
    Comment by valiant venus

    You have no case — and no law degree — and no respect on this blog.


  27. JPark says:

    #27 But I do believe it does have male genitalia.


  28. Jo-Ann says:

    Howard Kurtz isn’t unbiased and should get into another line of work.The list of media men with powerful Repub operative wives is way too long to be discounted: it’s a trend. That makes the blog phenom even more important. At least it’s still free expression. Kurtz couldn’t get a job with Media Matters though. It’s too tough to be fair, poor baby.


  29. Zooey says:

    #27 But I do believe it does have male genitalia.
    Comment by JPark

    Maybe in an old pickled herring jar. :D


  30. Roger_Roger says:

    There is no bigger fasination for TP then pro Iraq war canidate Hillary Clinton…….


  31. SKdeA says:

  32. Raven says:

    Or on her plate at that diner out by the stockyards…


  33. JPark says:

    #30 Whoever had the brain bleach, could you pass me some, please??


  34. Patrick1 says:

    I think they are more interested in his lying under oath, suborning perjury and obstructing justice.


  35. Raven says:

    Does leaving out the ‘c’ in fascination bely an unacknowledged desire to refute your fascist ideology, Rsquared?
    (Happy Supreme Court Decision Day, by the way…..:)


  36. Patrick in1 says:

    Patrick in that diner out by the airport.


  37. valiant venus says:

    Zooooey, I understand your supporting every “individual” telling ALL about EVERYTHING. To the point – IF you respected me…..I would KNOW I was doomed!!

    I’m surprised you’re not down in Cabo on spring break -


  38. JPark says:

    #38 You are becoming more incoherent by the day. Get your levels checked.


  39. macho mercury says:

    Hey vacuous ventricle, forget that pluto loser, and swing by Van Allen’s, we’ll have a belt. I know I’m pretty small, have a dark side, and come to orbit awful quick, but hey, I’m your next door neighbor, so waddya say?


  40. Zooey says:

    Zooooey, I understand your supporting every “individual” telling ALL about EVERYTHING. To the point – IF you respected me…..I would KNOW I was doomed!!
    I’m surprised you’re not down in Cabo on spring break -
    Comment by valiant venus

    You are doomed, Hagfish, you just don’t know it yet.
    I can smell your fear.

    Spring Break somes to me, sweetie.
    College boys are so energetic…


  41. unbelievable says:

    I’m surprised you’re not down in Cabo on spring break -
    Comment by valiant venus — April 2, 2007 @ 4:18 pm

    You really have to stop hanging out with those 8th graders watching MTV’s coverage of Spring Break… Wishing you could be there, violently drunk, flashing your implants, and waking up inside a porcelain vacuum…. LOL


  42. JPark says:

    #42 I am thinking that old fellow MA would prefer Thailand, where the man are men and the women have adam’s apples.


  43. unbelievable says:

    I am thinking that old fellow MA would prefer Thailand, where the man are men and the women have adam’s apples.
    Comment by JPark — April 2, 2007 @ 4:42 pm

    I am thinking that you’re probably right :) LOL


  44. Zooey says:

    #30 Whoever had the brain bleach, could you pass me some, please??
    Comment by JPark

    Sorry. :}

    I’m glad I didn’t go with Plan A….


  45. valiant venus says:

    JPark – I’m surprised you’re not enjoying your spring break on the Korean penninsula and leading the “pack” with your Canine Culinary courses…..


  46. JPark says:

    #46 Hmm, I eat dogs? Is that it, MA? Really? That is the best that came out of one of the finest legal minds this side of Harvey Birdman?


  47. Zooey says:

    JPark – I’m surprised you’re not enjoying your spring break on the Korean penninsula and leading the “pack” with your Canine Culinary courses…..
    Comment by valiant venus

    Please Haggie, give your brain more calories — cigarette smoke just doesn’t cut it.


  48. irrational uranus says:

    oh vaporous vacuum, you have the hottest and smoggiest wit! The mere thought of your acidic vapidity puts me into paroxysms of pain!
    I fantasize of crawling across your incenderous plasticity, and dying in the sulpherous stench of your embrace……


  49. Zooey says:

    I fantasize of crawling across your incenderous plasticity, and dying in the sulpherous stench of your embrace……
    Comment by irrational uranus

    Oy. Now I need the brain bleach AND a wire brush.


  50. valiant venus says:

    “I eat dogs? Is that it, MA? Really?”

    That’s the best there is for a freak who entertains thoughts of other freaks in Thailand…..


  51. Zooey says:

    That’s the best there is for a freak who entertains thoughts of other freaks in Thailand…..
    Comment by valiant venus

    You just want people to think pure thoughts, is that it? Like your pure fabrication of your life, career, family, etc?

    Whatever you do, Hagfish, don’t think about my energetic college boys, ok? Wouldn’t want to pollute your pock-marked brain.


  52. shane says:

    But I do believe it does have male genitalia.
    Comment by JPark

    Maybe in an old pickled herring jar. :D

    Comment by Zooey — April 2, 2007 @ 4:02 pm

    That’s because her last boyfriend, and I mean FINAL boyfriend, decided he didn’t want it anymore. She has that effect on men.


  53. shane says:

    I’m surprised you’re not down in Cabo on spring break -

    Comment by valiant venus — April 2, 2007 @ 4:18 pm

    I’m surprised your not walking the streets trying to give away what nobody wants. That would be anything you’ve got.


  54. Zooey says:

    That’s because her last boyfriend, and I mean FINAL boyfriend, decided he didn’t want it anymore. She has that effect on men.
    Comment by shane

    Just gave it up voluntarily, eh? Ouch. :-D


  55. shane says:

    Comment by irrational uranus

    Oy. Now I need the brain bleach AND a wire brush.

    Comment by Zooey — April 2, 2007 @ 5:25 pm

    And I was supposed to start cooking dinner. Nobody can make me nauseous the way
    venereal venue does. And I’m not even a man.


  56. JPark says:

    #51 Aww, that Thailand comment hit a nerve, sorry about that!


  57. valiant venus says:

    “Whatever you do, Hagfish, don’t think about my energetic college boys, ok? Wouldn’t want to pollute your pock-marked brain.”
    Comment by Zooey

    I doubt you’ve had an energetic college boy since your last dose of the *clap*. -In the meantime, I hear your lack of activity has spawned cobwebs in your nether region – - eeewwwww!


  58. ForTruth says:

    Actually, I hear Venus prefers fat cigars nowadays.


  59. Zooey says:

    I doubt you’ve had an energetic college boy since your last dose of the *clap*. -In the meantime, I hear your lack of activity has spawned cobwebs in your nether region – - eeewwwww!
    Comment by valiant venus

    That’s what you get for thinking with a pock-marked brain, Hag.
    Stop fantasizing about my sparkley vagina, you creep.


  60. ForTruth says:

    Valient you sound interested in carpet munching.


  61. Zooey says:

    Actually, I hear Venus prefers fat cigars nowadays.
    Comment by ForTruth

    Maybe a handful of them….


  62. ForTruth says:

    “Princess Sparkle Pony”?


  63. JPark says:

    #62 Are you saying she might need some delicate (like a flower) reconstructive surgery?


  64. Zooey says:

    #62 Are you saying she might need some delicate (like a flower) reconstructive surgery?
    Comment by JPark

    After six Mack trucks disappeared in there, something really ought to be done.


  65. Zooey says:

    “Princess Sparkle Pony”?
    Comment by ForTruth

    I wish…


  66. ForTruth says:

    Home of the largest truck stop in the lower 48, they got 65 pumps, showers, a restaurant, and an olympic sized swimming pool.


  67. Zooey says:

    Home of the largest truck stop in the lower 48, they got 65 pumps, showers, a restaurant, and an olympic sized swimming pool.
    Comment by ForTruth

    And the whole thing smells vaguely like cheese….


  68. unbelievable says:

    and an olympic sized swimming pool.
    Comment by ForTruth — April 2, 2007 @ 6:23 pm

    I heard that the 2008 Olympics was thinking of renting that gargantuan man-made pool for their races – but no amount of chlorine could get rid of the putrid smell and gangreene color of the water…


  69. ForTruth says:

  70. Zooey says:

    Vaguely?
    Comment by ForTruth

    Well….you know what a generous person I am. :D


  71. unbelievable says:

    Sad thing – MA is just happy to have the attention….


  72. ForTruth says:

    Apparently several drivers in Semi-trucks could not return to the interstate and complete the load. They had to dump the load and head out on foot. When interviewed the drives said they didn’t regret dumping their loads, there was plenty of room.


  73. ForTruth says:

    I’ll be happy to dole out this kind of attention. She told me how screwed up I am, so might as well…


  74. Zooey says:

    They had to dump the load and head out on foot. When interviewed the drives said they didn’t regret dumping their loads, there was plenty of room.
    Comment by ForTruth

    Laughing my ass off!


  75. ForTruth says:

    Scientists are exploring ways to have that pesky lava dome on Mt. St. Helens contained, then Venus was discovered.


  76. Zooey says:

    Sad thing – MA is just happy to have the attention….
    Comment by unbelievable

    She started it by fantasizing about my cooch.
    Haggie is my favorite troll for whacking. :)


  77. ForTruth says:

    She started it by fantasizing about my cooch.
    Haggie is my favorite troll for whacking. :)

    Comment by Zooey

    That almost sounds kinda personal.


  78. ForTruth says:

    I could keep going, but I don’t want to destroy my libido.


  79. unbelievable says:

    She told me how screwed up I am, so might as well…
    Comment by ForTruth — April 2, 2007 @ 6:38 pm

    You know she deserves it when someone who self-lessly spends his days helping other people in the mental health industry feels that way :)

    He diagnosed you? LOL…


  80. unbelievable says:

    She started it by fantasizing about my cooch.
    Comment by Zooey — April 2, 2007 @ 6:41 pm

    I bet it’s because she wishes she had a real one… And not the gaping gash from where her male parts used to be (spam filter doesn’t like the medically correct ‘p’ word)…


  81. Zooey says:

    That almost sounds kinda personal.
    Comment by ForTruth

    One’s cooch tends to be personal. That’s why Haggie shouldn’t be fantasizing about it. :P

    Try not to think aobut it too much. :D


  82. unbelievable says:

    I could keep going, but I don’t want to destroy my libido.
    Comment by ForTruth — April 2, 2007 @ 6:44 pm

    Don’t blame you :)

    Feasting time for “Fluffy and Ginger” anyway… Bye


  83. ForTruth says:

    In that sex change, her peenis had to be sliced and inverted. Placed up in the pelvis. That sounds painful. I don’t know what they do with the bag-o-nuts.


  84. Zooey says:

    In that sex change, her peenis had to be sliced and inverted. Placed up in the pelvis. That sounds painful. I don’t know what they do with the bag-o-nuts.
    Comment by ForTruth

    You have no one but yourself to blame for any libido problems. :D


  85. JPark says:

    #84 I do believe she has a new flesh-toned bowling bag, if that helps.


  86. Zooey says:

    JPark,

    Grossss!


  87. ForTruth says:

    Flesh-toned bowling bag, good one. Does it expand and retract?


  88. Raven says:

    Only if you take the ball(s) out…………..


  89. Gregor Samsa says:

    Comment by valiant venus — April 2, 2007 @ 3:29 pm

    Varmint Genus -respect for other people’s private life is something I consider a no-brainer. For that reason, even you can understand why it should remain out of the public realm.

    Regarding the gay community, you can ask them yourself if the parade so bothers you.

    Regarding rape and pedophilia, your point is lost on me as these two have nothing to do with adult, consensual sex.

    Finally, I have no clue what you mean by the “daytime ‘freak shows”; I am usually too busy to watch TV during the day. Maybe you should stop taping them -whatever they are?

    In short Varmint Genus, after a fleeting moment of lucidity, you went back to being your old, nonsensical, non sequiturial, hateful self. The comments you made after this one show you have nothing positive to contribute.


  90. Raymond Funamoto says:

    Howard Kurtz—HE (SHOULD BE) DEAD!!!!!
    PENNIES TO COVER THE OLD GUY’S SIGHTLESS EYES!!!!!
    (with Thanks to Joseph Conrad)


  91. CC says:

    Why don’t they have a similar obsession with Rudy’s private life?

    After all Hillary Clinton the candidate did not cheat on her spouse. Rudy Guiliani the candidate is a serial adulterer.

    Chris “the screamer” Matthews practically foams at the mouth when he mentions President Clinton. He swoons over Rudy Guiliani
    Comment by Nan — April 2, 2007 @ 2:35 pm

    Bill Clinton brought shame to the office of the president and the U.S when he took advantage of his position and used a young woman. He wasn’t thinking of how it would affect her for the rest of her life if it was discovered. Yes, she was legally an adult, but she was also awestruck by having the attention of the President of the United States and he took advantage of it. He wasn’t thinking of the shame it would cause his wife and the nation. He was arrogant and selfish and chose not to exercise self control. Now we face the prospect of him being in the White House again. That is why some people have a problem with it. If he had conducted himself appropriately, his sex life would never had been an issue. I agree that Guiliani is also a poor choice because of his lack of character.

    This is not the first time that I notice that Kurtz silences criticism. A few times, my comments were not posted at all. But this is thye first time that I catch him deleting all comments, then closing the section entirely.
    Comment by Devil’s Advocate — April 2, 2007 @ 3:41

    TP ought to consider deleting entire threads when they become as vile devoid of value as this one.


  92. JPark says:

    #92 Oh, CC. let’s make YOU the arbiter of what gets posted!!! Good idea.


  93. unbelievable says:

    TP ought to consider deleting entire threads when they become as vile devoid of value as this one.
    Comment by CC — April 3, 2007 @ 12:34 am

    Go edit your church bulletin then… Here, free speech is a respected…


  94. unbelievable says:

    Otherwise, hilarious stuff…



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